Anonymous of Equestria

A week has passed, and your introduction to pony land was in three days. You sir, don’t have anything to wear. You were never one for dressing to impress, but you felt like this time was different. You’re a CeLeBrItY after all, gotta look good for the fans. So today, you decided you’d fly over to Ponyville and see if Rarity can hook you up.

You were staying at the castle with Celestia and Luna, and you can definitely say it was much more convenient than Fluttershy’s cottage. You got your very own bed, room, shower, and room service. You felt like a fucking prince, and damn it felt good. Plus, you really enjoyed being with Celestia, she was very fun to hang out with and can become very playful once you get to know her. Luna on the other hand, wasn’t very talkative. Sure, she’d talk to you every now and then but seemed more to herself than anything. You definitely planned to work on that later. Over the week, you had been practicing with your abilities. You felt fine shortly after leaving the hospital, so pain wasn’t really a big issue. You can now use your shield at your will, shoot bursts of magic, and now you had even learned to levitate objects around you, just as the unicorns do. If you were being honest, you were quite excited. Celestia and Luna laughed at your reactions when you got the hang of everything, saying you reminded them of theirselves as fillies. You were told to watch yourself and not go berserk on anything with your bursts of magic. You chuckled and gave them your word, saying that you aren’t a violent being.

Your smiled to yourself as you thought about your week. You were truly making progress with yourself. You can’t exactly explain why, but you feel more dedicated now than you ever have been in your life. You felt great, but yet again confused with yourself. You’d think you would be more focused with trying to find a way back home, but this whole “prophecy” thing really changed your perspective. Not only that, but the hospitality you’ve gotten from the elements and the princesses was amazing. Last week when Twilight saw you for the first time after awakening, her gratitude towards you was unmistakable. She really did appreciate what you did for her, saying you’re a great friend and whatnot. That’s the kinda stuff you don’t get on Earth. After college, you moved away from home and was so caught up in work that you didn’t have time for all of that. Nobody at the workplace really cared for you like that, and they know you for years. You’ve been here for a sliver of that amount of time and you’re already being treated like one of their own. Feelsgoodman.

You let out a content sigh and continued flying towards Ponyville. Being up in the air really gives you a different perspective of the land, being able to see nearly the full geographic layout of your surroundings. It’s truly a breathtaking sight, you couldn’t get enough of it. Being here was truly a blessing, You didn’t plan to take any of the gifts you were given here for granted. You looked down, admiring all the passing trees and rivers as you passed by them. You were so lost in the natural beauty of Equestria that you almost didn’t notice that you were approaching Ponyville. As you began to drop altitude and prepare for a landing, the thought of the residents and how they normally would react to you. You were a celebrity now, right? Maybe their views on you would’ve changed by now. Eh, you didn’t really feel comfortable with being around them until you got a proper Equestrian introduction, so you decided to keep your presence on the low. Keeping your distance from the ground below, you navigated around Ponyville until you laid eyes on Carousel Boutique. Captain Price’s words echoed in your mind as you began your decent to the ground, “Let’s do this.” With one swift motion, you quickly did a pencil dive to the ground in front of the boutique. As soon as your feet touched the ground, you bolted into the door as fast as you could. Honestly, that could’ve been a bit quieter, Rarity had nearly jumped out of her coat when you entered the building.

“Anonymous!” She shouted in surprise from behind the counter. “Don’t scare me like that, Darling!”

“My apologies, I didn’t intend to be that loud.” You said with a chuckle.

“What is your reasoning for bursting in here like a madman anyway?” Rarity asked, approaching you. “A being with your power should have nothing to fear.”

“Well, I didn’t really feel like interacting with the public at the moment.” You said, rubbing the back of your head. “It’s usually always really uncomfortable and awkward.”

“Oh Anon,” Rarity said with a laugh. “Everypony loves you here! Words spread quickly in the pony community, you know.”

“Ehhhh, I don’t know...” you said. “I don’t know if I’m ready to go out there like that and say hi at the moment...”

“Don’t be shy!” Said Rarity. “They won’t bite.”

“Maybe later,” you said, about to change the subject. “Now, about the reason I came here-“

“Oh right, your suit!” Said Rarity, basically cutting you off in her excitement. “We can’t have you being introduced to Equestria looking like a ruffian now can we?”

You looked down at your current outfit, your shorts that rarity had made you and the white T-shirt that you came to Equestria with.

“I wouldn’t exactly say I look like a ruffian.” You said.

“That’s besides the point,” said Rarity. “I’m going to make you look like the most handsome sta- er, man in Equestria!”

“I dig the enthusiasm, let’s get it!” You said with a fist pump.

Rarity took you into a room in the back of the shop, designated for fitting and taking measurements. In the room stood a small platform and a mirror on the wall, which you were beckoned to stand on. You walked over to the middle of the room and stepped up onto the platform. You took a glance into the mirror and took a minute to admire yourself. You didn’t want to be narcissistic or anything, but you looked great. You weren’t sure of it yet, but you swear that your body mass was growing. You biceps looked larger, you chest seemed to naturally puff out further and wider than it had before, and the definition you gave when you flexed was insane. Sure, you looked fine before from all of your previous exercise on Earth, but you looked straight up intimidating now. Hell, even your core looked chiseled.

“Are you done drooling over yourself now?” Asked Rarity with a giggle. You instantly snapped out of your thoughts and began to blush.

“Heh heh, sorry.” You said. “I just feel as if I look better than I did when I got here. I just like the way I’m looking is all.”

“Oh, that’s perfectly fine, darling.” She Said, waving it off. “Sometimes I’d take a moment to admire myself in the mirror if I feel as if I look good. Don’t take this the wrong way, but you most definitely look great, the way your muscles are defined across your body, a mare would kill for a stallion as built as you are.”

You let out a small laugh. “Well thank you ma’am, I appreciate that.” You said. “Aren’t stallions naturally strong though? Like with all the work they put in daily?”

“Well, yes and no.” Said Rarity. “While most stallions are strong and healthy, very few have the strength to have their muscles as defined as yours. Big Mac, one of the strongest stallions in Ponyville, isn’t even that defined. Very few stallions have abs as well, and mares tend to go crazy over them.” She Said with a small shiver of excitement.

“Uh huh,” you said with a chuckle. “I take it you like them as well?”

“Aw, what gave it away?” She asked with a small blush.

“You literally shivered at the thought of abs.” You said. “As if that doesn’t give it away enough.”

Rarity was blushing hard, you must’ve got her good. She began to do circles on the floor with her hoof and her eyes failed to meet your gaze.

“Hey, relax.” You said, kneeling down and putting your hand on her back. “It’s cool, no need to be embarrassed. We all have our tastes.”

“Well, it’s not that...” she said, still looking at the floor. “I-I...”

“You what?” You asked with a raised eyebrow. “You can tell me, I won’t judge.”

“May I...” said Rarity. She hesitated a bit before quickly spitting out “seeyourabs?”

You were a bit taken back by this question. “Did she really just ask that?” You thought. You stood up and looked at her. While looking at her, you noticed she was as red as a tomato. Where did this come from?

“Anon, I’m so sorry, I know it’s not very ladyli-“ Rarity said before being cut of by your snickers.

You face was currently in your palm and you were letting out small snickers. It was hard not to laugh at her reaction. For someone so proper nearly all the time, it was definitely funny to see a side like this.

“What?” Asked Rarity, blush intensifying. “What’s so funny?! Do you find this entertaining you big brute?!”

You could barely contain your laughter as it was, but that really threw you over the edge. Your face came out of your palm as you erupted with laughter. You put your hands on your knees and hunched over, continuing to let out your wheezes and laughs. One side of you said that you were being a dick, but the other was laughing too hard to give input.

“rrrrAAAARGH!” Shouted Rarity as she pounced on you and began punching, or hooving you. Whatever you wanna call it. “You wanna make fun of me in my home for asking a genuine question?! I’ll show you!”

None of it really hurt, Rarity isn’t the strongest of ponies. You paid no attention to the hoof stomps on your chest as for you were still laughing very hard.

“AAAARGH!” Shouted Rarity as she began stomping both hooves on your chest rather than her alternating pattern from before. “STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN’T FUNNY!” Rarity continued her efforts before eventually tiring out and collapsing on your chest. Soon after, your laughter ceased.

“Heh heh, I’m sorry.” You said, wiping a tear from your eye. “I do suppose it was a little rude of me to start laughing. You have my sincerest of apologies, Ms. Rarity.”

Rarity let out a big sigh. “Oh I’m sorry too, Anon. I shouldn’t have asked or beaten you like that.”

“Hey hey, don’t be sorry. I understand.” You said. “Here, get up really quick.” Rarity did as you asked and the two of you stood before each other. “Think of this as a little apology gift.” You lifted up the lower half of your shirt and flexed your core, showing your ab muscles in all their glory to the pony before you.

Rarity looked awestruck. “Oh my...” she said as her eyes grew wide. It looked like her tongue would fall out of her mouth at any moment. “I never get to see them often... they’re just so... perfect...” she said as she walked closer towards you. Alright alright, maybe this was a bit much.

“That’s all you get for now.” You said, pulling your shirt back down. As you did so, Rarity was snapped out of her trance.

“Oh, alrighty then.” She said, looking slightly disappointed. “I do suppose that’s fair. Now, where were we?”

“My suit.” You said, getting into a T-pose for measurements.

“Oh, right!” Said Rarity. “Be right back!” She then left the room. You heard sounds of clatter and things being thrown before rarity came back into the measuring room, levitating a notebook, pencil, and measuring tape. She also put on a pair of reading glasses as well. “Alright darling, would you step onto the platform for me please?”

You obliged and stood up onto the wooden platform, resuming your pose once doing so. Rarity got right to work, opening the measuring tape and taking your numbers on her notepad. While scribbling down some numbers with her magic, she looked up at you with a shy expression.

“Yes?” You asked.

“I don’t mean to be a bother, but you did say ‘for now’ earlier.” She said, face getting red again. “Does that mean that there is perhaps... more in store for some other time?” She had a very sheepish smile on her face, as if she knew she was pushing her luck.

You sighed before giving a small chuckle. “We’ll see.” You said.