Author's Note

Co author rezas writes for paps

Encounters of the skeletal kind

“SANS. I KNOW THIS IS RICH COMING FROM ME, BUT WILL YOU STOP WITH YOUR INSUFFERABLE PUNS!” A loud voice rang out through a large city atop a snowy moutain, echoing through its streets.(A/N:We couldn’t find papyrus font so just caps DEAL WITH IT)

“oh come on bro, im just having a little… pun!” A more laid back and lower voice said. The louders voice filled the air as he screamed in indignation. His screams were almost loud enough to drown out the giggling of his companion. Unbeknownst to the two voices they had been heard by a group of six pastel colored ponies, who came running towards the source fearing there might be someone in danger.

The leader of the group, a purple with a dark purple mare with a mane that had single magenta stripe in it, as well as a unicorn horn, burst in upon the scene of a short skeleton wearing a light blue jacket,a white undershirt, black shorts, and pink slippers being berated by a much taller skeleton wearing shiny white armour with a strange emblem on the left hand side, a long red scarf around his neck that he wore more like a cape then a scarf, as well as a pair of matching boots and gloves, and blue briefs.

“Hey you there what's going on here!” She demanded readying herself for a fight.

“oh look paps its another pony,” The shorter skeleton said looking at the purple mare with his wide smile.

“WHAT? WHERE?!” The now named ‘Paps’ exclaimed, turning to look ahead. “IS THAT THE PONY?!”

“no paps that's a rock,” the shorter skeleton said looking past the purple mare to a large rock behind her.

“DRAT.”

“but what's that infront of the rock?” Sans said looking at Paps.

“*GASP*. SANS… IS THAT THE PONY?!” Papyrus said, looking down at Sans.

“ yes,” Sans replied looking amused by the whole situation. The two skeletons proceeded to look at each other, then the mare, then each other, and on and on until suddenly the two skeletons were rapidly spinning.

“ENOUGH!” the mare suddenly shouted freezing them both in magic.

“hey that's not very ice of you,” Sans said now looking annoyed.

“SANS! WHY ARE WE FLOATING?!” Papyrus exclaimed, arms and legs moving around in the air. Surprisingly, he actually seemed to be moving against the magic a bit, as if he was actually flying.

“i think the pony is magic paps,” Sans said taking note of the glowing horn.

“Yes well I am a unicorn, but that’s besides the point who are you and what are you doing here?!”

“ i am sans and this is papyrus, and we are floating in magic,” Sans said with a grin.

“COULD YOU PLEASE LET US DOWN NOW?” Papyrus kindly asked, now upsidedown in his magical field.

“I will once I get a real answer, not whatever he gave me,” She said pointing accusingly at sans as her friends joined her.

“ what? you asked what we were doing and i told you!” Despite the smile not changing a bit, the equines felt like it suddenly gained a shit-eating quality.

“I THINK SHE MEANT WHAT WE’RE DOING IN THE CITY, SANS!”

“but that is what we’re doing in the city,” Sans said feigning confusion.

“You know what she meant ya varmit,” A blonde maned ,cowgirl hat wearing, orange pony said.

“HEY! MY BROTHER IS NOT A ‘VARMIT’! HE’S A SKELETON!”

“ you tell em bro” Sans said nodding encouragingly.

“Okay buck this, we need answers and we need them now,” A rainbow haired mare said flying into sans face.

“i would never help someone cheat a pregnancy test.” Sans said. The ponies felt the shit eating quality of the smile grow more and more as time went on.

“Why you son of a-” The skittles enthusiast began.

“LANGUAGE!” The taller skeleton exclaimed in admonishment. What a foul mouthed pony!

“I am speaking ponish,” The mare snorted.

“ you know sarcasam isn't funny, its rude,” Sans said getting glares from everyone excpet paps.

“WELL, IF WE’RE DONE HERE, DIDN’T WE HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE SANS?” Papyrus said, looking at his brother.

“ oh yeah, well this has been fun, but we gotta get going, it's been ice meeting you though,” Sans said looking at his brother with a giggle.

“SANS YOU USED THAT ONE ALREADY!” The taller said, stomping in the air.

“sorry bro but its snow hard to make new puns,” sans said grining wider.

“ITS ALRIGHT BRO-WAIT A MINUTE!” Papyrus said, glaring at the shorter skeleton. “THAT WAS ANOTHER PUN, WASN’T IT?!”

“could’ve been!” sans said as they suddenly disappeared. There was no flash, no sign of magical discharge. The two were there, then not. Not even a certain Chaos Spirit could do that!

“What the bu-” The rainbow mare began.

“Language...” a pink maned yellow pegasus scolded timidly.

Somewhere outside the city.

“so bro, where to next?” Sans asked looking up at his brother.

“Well, Now That We Are Done Trolling The Main Heros Of The Show, We Should Go Clean Up Some Magical Artifacts, So They Aren’t A Problem Later!” Papyrus said. He was trying to be quiet so hard… but The Great Papyrus does not have an inside voice.

“ gotcha, i didn't watch a lot of the show so you're gonna have to take the lead on this one ma dude,” Sans said with a nod.

“...THAT SOUNDED SO WEIRD COMING FROM YOU!” Papyrus exclaimed, eyeballs comically appearing in his sockets and looking different directions. “GAGH, BLASTED MAGICALLY APPEARING EYEBALLS!”

“yah its a real eye sore,” Sans grinned.

“SANS! WE’RE NOT IN FRONT OF THE PONIES YOU DON’T NEED TO MAKE HORRENDOUS PUNS!”

“oh paps, i don't do it troll just ponies, i share my trolling with everyone! including you!” Sans said laughing a bit.

“SANS!” Papyrus exclaimed, stomping his foot in the snow. “I KNOW SHARING IS CARING BUT I WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE SOME TROLLING!”

“ it my solemn duty as the royal judge to make sure things are fair,” Sans said pretending to be serious.

“BUT WE AREN’T EMPLOYED BY ROYALTY AT THE MOMENT!”

“thats no excuse for laziness papyrus,” Sans said.

“...I’M SO PROUD!” Papyrus exclaimed, scooping Sans up in a firm but gentle hug. “MY BROTHER HAS FINALLY LEARNED THE BENEFITS OF HARD WORK!”

“ yeah im working myself down to the bone!” Sans said his grin getting a troll face esc aura to it.

Papyrus’ screams of indignation could be heard across the universe.