Diplomacy and Boredom lead to Pone-droid Purchases.
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Diplomacy and Boredom lead to Pone-droid Purchases.
Author's Note
Pony-Holes. All the Rage among the Elite of Canterlot. Everyone owned someone. From a synthetic copy of Princess Luna to robotic versions of the Elements of Harmony. The shop Own-A-Pone had seen booming business since opening in the Red Light District three years ago. Rainbow Dash wants one of her own, and finally has the bits to afford one. And what better pony to own than one of her best friends, Princess Twilight Sparkle. What shenanigans will Dashie get up to now that she owns her own friend? A version of her that won't say no to anything?
Pony-Hole 1
Part 1
Rainbow strolled down the street of Canterlot, her coat buttoned up at her chest and falling over her rump, obscuring her cutie mark. Not that any pony who looked wouldn’t know it was her. She was the only mare in Equestria with a rainbow mane and tail. Ever since Canterlot had become the “Sex Capital of Equestria”, at least in some circles, many mares and stallions came here in secret. Not so secret for some, since there were several mares whose mane and tail was just far too recognizable.
Rainbow was careful, however. Her mane was tied up in a braid, hidden under a hood. Her tail was tied in a bun and hidden under the coat. Even her wings were hidden. She refused to fly when she was being this careful. As she walked down the street, she cast furtive glances to the sides. She didn’t want to be spotted as she strolled into the Red Light District in Canterlot. Her destination was the newest store in town. Several mares had given permission for stores like this one to use their likenesses. Including the Princesses.
Rainbow herself already had dolls of Celestia, Luna and Cadence. But they weren’t like the dolls sold in this new store. Those dolls were specially made to feel like the real deal. Their rumps were pliant, their manes flowed around ones hooves, and they had “veins” just under the surface that pumped warm water, giving them the appearance of having pumping blood, so they were wonderful to cuddle with. This new store, however, prided itself on being able to “capture the reality of having your very own pleasurable companion.” Stopping outside the storefront, she looked up at the sign.
“Own-A-Pone. The one stop shop for all your deviant sexual fantasies.” The sign claimed. Swallowing, Rainbow lifted her head and walked into the building.
“Welcome to Own-A-Pone. What can we do for you today?” The proprietor asked and Rainbow looked around for a moment before pointing a gloved, concealed hoof at the large box in the corner. Twilight’s image smiled at anyone that looked. The slogan on the box, in a word bubble that made it seem like Twilight herself was speaking said “Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Lustful Friendship.” “Ah, the newest Twilight Sparkle model. I’m sure you have the required equipment to use her. But she is rather pricey.” He said and Rainbow tossed a sack of bits onto the counter, the sack tipping over sideways and twenty gold bits falling out of it while the vast majority of five hundred gold bits remained in the sack. “Would you like that gift wrapped?” He asked and Rainbow just smirked.
Two hours later found Rainbow back in her condo in Ponyville. Getting her purchase home without being seen had been tricky, especially with the Wonderbolts flying back from a show in Manehatten. It wasn’t that she was ashamed of buying a Pony-hole. It was that she was one of her friends that swore up and down that she would never buy one. “Buy one of those things? With how much flank I’m chasing off all the time, what need would I ever have for one of those?” she’d always told Pinkie Pie, who flaunted her Cheese Sandwich bot all the time.
Now here she was. In her own home, with Twilight in a Box right in front of her. Sucking in a deep breath, she opened the box and pulled out the instruction booklet. “Thank you for purchasing Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Lustful Friendship, your very own personal Pony-Hole. To activate your Twilight Sparkle, press button located behind left ear.” She read to herself, moving the dolls mane to the side and tapping the button. “Startup will begin. It will take approximately ten to eleven minutes before Pony-Hole is fully operational. In that time, please read the instruction pamphlet carefully.
“1) Do not use Pony-Hole until start up is complete. Any use during start up may result in a malfunction of the AI built into your pony-hole, causing future problems.
“2) Do not let your Pony-Hole go without rest. No rest will cause the chassis to overheat and may cause malfunctions in the motion systems, resulting in broken limbs or other disastrous events.
“3) Do not forget to wash your Pony-Hole regularly. Not washing the Pony-Hole will result in the pseudo flesh to begin to slowly rot.
“4) Should the need arise, remember to plug in your Pony-Hole for recharging.” Rainbow sighed. At least the instructions were easy to follow and stressed what would happen if they weren’t followed. Reading on, she got to the next section.
“Method of Charging Pony-Hole.
“1) Plug in to wall jack or terminal to recharge via power fed through your home.
“2) Allow Pony-Hole to enter Sleep Mode. Sleep Mode has been designed to recharge Pony-Hole batteries.
“3) Pony-Hole Model 4, Body Type Twilight Sparkle, can recharge using food. Feeding Pony-hole Twilight Sparkle allows it to charge by breaking down food into energy to recharge battery. Waste is also broken down and reused as energy.”
Rainbow blinked and looked at the charging Twilight doll. “Wow. So you can eat real food huh? I guess magic isn’t a thing you can do though, huh Twilight?” She asked the doll. Predictably, it didn’t answer, but it was still technically asleep. “How long until she’s fully charged?” She asked no one in particular, looking all over her body for some indicator of a battery bar. It would be nice to know how much power she had before needing to be charged again. With the Twilight doll sitting on its rump, she couldn’t easily check there for the charge, so she just sat down and stared for a moment.
Getting up, after she’d grown bored just watching Twilight charge up, she wandered over to the box and looked it over. “Twilight Sparkle doll… life like texture… similar mental programing… comes with… inter-changeable parts?” Opening the box again, she blinked. Inside the box was a pair of wings, a phallic horn, and a dildo. The dildo, wings and horn all had jacks on them. Looking over at Twilight, she noticed small slits in her sides and one at the base of her horn. “Huh. I guess I can turn you into an Alicorn. Oh, here we go, takes thirty minutes to charge. Man, that’s lame. I was hoping to have you charged by now. The real you is expecting me at your castle in ten minutes for a meeting. I just know Rarity’s gonna bring tea, so we might as well call it a tea party, huh?” she asked, waiting as if she was talking to the real Twilight.
“You’re not even charged yet, and knowing Rarity, I’m not gonna be back when you’re charged… Um… hold on.” Turning and walking away from Robo-Twilight, she picked up a note pad and pen and wrote a quick note telling her companion where she was going to be. Setting it on the table, angled so that her still closed eyes would immediately see it, she looked at her newest Pony-Hole and walked to the door. “I wish you were charged already… that way I could tell you myself where I’m gonna be. Please see the note when you start up…” she said as she closed the door and took off. Ever since moving into a house closer to Ponyville, near a hill where she could get power constantly fed into her cloud home, it never took her long to get to Twilight’s castle.
“Rainbow. You’re on time.” Rarity said as she approached, a look of shock on the fashionista’s face.
“Well yeah. I’m never gonna leave my friends hangin’.” She said and Rarity smiled as the two of them walked into the castle. As per usual for this time of day, Discord, Spike and Big Mac were disappearing into a side room the castle had provided them with, the interior looking, for all the world, like an entirely new world. Ogres and Oublietes was already in full swing as soon as Big Mac, aka Sir Mac Biggin, stepped onto the field. “We joining the boys today?” she asked and Rarity shook her head.
“No. Today is ‘Guy’s Day’, as Spike calls it. Just for them. We girls have something else to discuss.” She said, her voice taking on a serious tone. Rainbow swallowed, wondering if maybe somehow her friends had learned about her buying a Twilight Sparkle sex doll. As she followed Rarity into a separate room, Twilight herself sat up and smiled.
“Hey girls.” She said, only to deflate when Rarity shot her a look. “I’m still in trouble huh…?”
“Naturally. Now that Rainbow Dash is here, we can get to business.” Rarity said and Dash looked around. All of her friends seemed stern, even Fluttershy, which was a surprise. She’d never seen the mare look as stern as she did right now, even when she faced down bears and manticores. Following Rarity into the room, she walked over to a vacant seat and sat down, Pinkie bounding over and depositing a plate in front of her with a sandwich and a note folded on top of it. Blinking, Dash picked up the note and looked at it.
“Don’t eat until after we’ve all talked. You’d waste your food.” The note said and she blinked and looked up at Pinkie. The pink mare bounced away and sat on a couch.
“Now that we’re all here, we can get down to business. Pinkie, if you would…” Rarity said and Pinkie Pie nodded and sat up, looking over at Twilight.
“You know that I have the Pinkie Sense, Twilight. Lately, I’ve been getting a new sort of sensation. Twitchy Cutiemark.” Twilight swallowed and stared at Pinkie. “That means someone is thinking naughty thoughts about me.” Rainbow’s feather’s shivered a little. She’d had a wet dream about Pinkie the previous night, but she hadn’t been expecting it to be Pinkie. She’d been having dreams about Spitfire for a while, but last night she’d had a dream that involved Pinkie. And whips. And rope. And a lot of whip cream.
“Do you know who?” Twilight asked and Pinkie shook her head.
“Nopie dopie. Just a vague feeling, but it didn’t point me to who was thinkin’ it.” Pinkie said, bounding around the room.
“Shame, because we should probably confront that pony about those thoughts. If you figure it out, let one of us know, alright?” Pinkie nodded before bouncing back to her chair and taking a sip of the tea Rarity poured for her. “Now, there’s one other thing we need to discuss. Canterlot. I’m sure you all have heard the rumors…”
“Oh, they aren’t rumors darling.” Rarity said and Twilight looked over at her. “The Red Light District has become all the rage lately. Ever since that little debacle between Fancy Pants and Fleur Dis Lis, when he began spending more time in the Red Light District, all of the high society ponies visited more often. Some with their wives, some without. It became one of the most popular areas of the city.”
“Be that as it may… some of the names ponies have been coming up with for Canterlot are insulting. The Sex Capital of Equestria. Slutterlot. Fuckerlot. I’ve been hearing some rather crude names for Canterlot ever since the Red Light District became more popular.” Fluttershy flushed at Twilight’s language. She’d never heard Twilight swear, even in play. “I need to ask you guys a serious question. You may not want to.” All of her friends turned their attention to her, Pinkie Pie still sipping juice through a swizzle straw. “I would like very much for one of you to vacation in Canterlot. In one of the hotels on the border of the Red Light District. Find out all you can about it. Celestia wants me to give my opinion on whether it’s harmful to life in Canterlot.”
“So… you want someone to vacation in a hotel at the border of a part of Canterlot that has apparently become one of the sluttiest centers of Equestria.” Rarity asked and Twilight nodded. “Who of us could possibly fit in in that area? Off the top of my head, the only ones I think capable of that would be Rainbow Dash or Applejack, and that is only because they, among the seven of us, if you include Starlight, are the more… um… what is a kind way to say… sexual?”
“Jus’ say it Rarity. Dash an’ Ah aren’t afraid t’ spread fer a stallion ifin’ we take a likin’ to him. Ya’ll know it about us, ya’ll’re just too nice t’ call us sluts.” Applejack said and Dash nodded.
“I wouldn’t go that far, Applejack darling, you know that. You’re two of my dearest friends and ‘slut’ is such a nasty word…” Rarity said and AJ shook her head, smiling.
“Nah, it’s th’ truth. Dash an’ Ah get downright slutty when we have some o’ mah family’s hard Cider. Take’s a few drinks, but we’ve been known t’ make some stallions nights.”
“We make ‘em work for it though.” Dash said and she and Applejack shared a hoof bump. Rarity smiled at them and rolled her eyes. To her, at least her friends weren’t shameless floozies. “So... are we looking for volunteers? Or are we being ‘voluntold’ to go?” she asked and Twilight shook her head. “Well, good, cause I was thinkin’ of visiting Canterlot anyway. Spitfire and the Wonderbolts are gonna be there for the next week and I might mingle with the ‘bolts while I’m there.”
“So you’re volunteering?” Rainbow nodded and Twilight smiled. “Well, alright then. Perhaps Spitfire or one of the Wonderbolts could watch your back. I’m not saying the Red Light District is dangerous, but I’d rather you be safe.” Twilight said and Dash grinned.
“I’ll be fine. Probably take someone from the Weather Factory with me.” She said as the others looked at her. “And by the Weather Factory, I mean I’ll be taking Robo-Twi with me. Gotta break her in, and what better way than at the Red Light District.” She thought to herself. All of her friends looked away as they started chatting while Twilight sidled up to her.
“Thank you for doing this Rainbow. Celestia wanted me to look into it myself, but I’m just too nervous to go somewhere like that…” She whispered and Dash nodded.
“No problem Twilight. Anything for one of my gal pals.” Twilight smiled as she walked over to the table with food. It was a tea party after all and what was a tea party without small sandwiches. Dash followed her older and bumped flanks. “I gotta ask though, am I dipping into my Wonderbolts pay, or since this is an investigation cordoned by the Princess of Friendship, am I getting a budget?” She asked and Twilight smiled.
“I can loan you some bits if you’re short Dash.”
“I’m not. Just curious if I’m going on official Friendship Business. I was thinkin’ about getting a new scooter for Scootaloo.” She said and Twilight smiled broader.
“Still trying to take care of her even though you aren’t her mom?”
“No. Well… maybe… ok yeah. I care about the kid. Her own mom doesn’t seem to care since she’s barely ever around and she needs someone to watch out for her. Besides, her birthday passed without any presents. I know the other crusaders tried, but there’s only so much you can do when you’re still just a school filly.” Applejack and Rarity nodded. They could have helped, but their sisters both insisted that they had to get Scootaloo a present themselves. Applebloom had even taken on an extra job in the market, helping Fizzlepop sell her drinks.
Not many ponies bought them, but she did bring home a small sack of bits every day. Sweetie Belle tried to help, but her salesmareship was lacking. With Scootaloo’s birthday coming up soon, Hearth’s Warming having just passed, she wanted to get something for the squirt. Either a new scooter or a Wonderbolts uniform designed for fillies. Spitfire would have to help her with that. “Dash, you do know that you can use money I give you for things like that, right? You don’t have to spend it all in one place.” Twilight said and Rainbow nodded.
“Oh yeah, I know. Anyway, when do you want me to leave?” she asked and Twilight shrugged.
“Whenever you’re ready I suppose. Celestia just wants to know if there’s any interference with day to day life in Canterlot.” Twi said and Rainbow nodded.
“So no big hurry. Cool. I’ll head out tomorrow.” Twilight smiled as Dash few off. The conversation had turned to its end, and she wanted to get home to see if Robo-Twi was charged up. She was sitting in the same spot she’d been in when Dash had left, but her eyes were open and scanning the room.
“Mistress, you have returned.” Robo-Twi said, and Rainbow nodded. “My battery pack is fully charged, and my personality profile is completely downloaded. I am ready to serve.” She said and Rainbow nodded again.
“Ok. Um… well, about that. We have a mission. Tomorrow morning, we’re going to Canterlot. To… investigate… the Red-Light District.”
“And you wish for me to go with you?”
“That’s about the long and short of it yeah.”
“I shall accompany you on your travels.” Robo-Twi said. Dash smiled a little then looked over to the box she’d gotten her Princess in. “Would you like me to equip one of the phalluses?” Robo-Twi asked and Dash blushed, looked away from the box and nodded. She heard the mechanical whir of the Magi-Tec engine inside Robo-Twi activate. Glancing out of the corner of her eye, she saw her horn light, an attachable penis floating over to her. She couldn’t help but watch as Robo-Twi reared back, still sitting, and moved the penis to her groin.
It wasn’t clear, but from what Dash could see, a port opened just above Robo-Twi’s slit and she inserted a long input jack. Her eyes blanked for a moment as her body readjusted to the dick before she looked towards Dash. “Would you like me to proceed, Mistress?” she asked, and Dash felt her face turn bright red before she turned away and nodded. She felt magic levitate her up and lay her on her back, but she could also feel the fur of Robo-Twi’s forelegs against her rump. Right off the bat, Dash was on her back.
“I suppose this is alright… it’s only natural for the first time, right? First time? What am I talking about? I’ve had plenty of stallions. Yeah, hundreds. But… this is… embarrassing. I’ve never been on my back before… never been able toOH my Celestia that’s…” her train of thought was derailed as the shaft Robo-Twi had attached pressed against her flower. It was warmer than she’d anticipated. Squeezing her eyes closed, she felt her sex droid grind against her.
The action had a two-fold purpose. To prepare Dash for penetration and to lubricate the shaft for entry. Biting her lip, she nodded once. That seemed to be all the invitation Robo-Twi needed. The head of the dick pressed against Rainbow’s folds and she had to bite her lip harder to keep from shouting as the broad head spread her wide. A virgin, she was not. But this was something else. She’d purposefully gotten the Alicorn Twilight model, as well as asking Cadance if there was a “size difference” between ponies and Alicorns.
“Of course, there… oh, you mean that difference. Let me show you something.” The subsequent presentation had been… educational. Cadance still had mare parts, naturally, otherwise Flurry wouldn’t have been possible. But there it was. Resting between her hind legs, her teats seated atop the balls. A sheath, within which hid a rod of stallion meat. It hadn’t taken much stimulation from Cadance to make her cock grow hard, but Dash could remember the size. It was about as thick around as her foreleg.
To be accurate, she’d gotten a dildo as big around as her foreleg for this. And she was not disappointed. She’d clopped before, to be sure. She’d never actually… inserted… her hoof before. She could feel herself stretch around the dick, each thrust driving the head of it deeper until it could delve no more. The medial ring, something all stallions had, stopped it. “Maybe I got one with a medial ring too wide for… NOPE!” her train of thought derailed again as, with a rather rough thrust, the medial ring popped inside her. The added pressure caused Dash to clench around the shaft as she orgasmed. The stimulation from her squeeze also squeezed out the artificial semen from within the shaft.
It couldn’t get her pregnant, the brochure that came with all Pony-Holes ensured that. But it would be just as thick and, should it be swallowed, just as flavored. Not that Dash intended to swallow any, despite Rarity always saying “a proper mare swallows”. She’d never really appreciated that until now. Looking down, she saw her belly warped around the head of the shaft. It had penetrated her womb. They’d either be stuck for the entire night… or…
“Twilight, use your magic to remove it from me.” She said and Robo-Twi obliged, her magic lighting and shrinking the dick some as she pulled back. Dash immediately clamped her legs closed, mostly so she wouldn’t make a mess on the floor, only to feel Robo-Twi press something against her slit. Slowly opening her legs, she felt herself plugged and blushed. “I guess I ordered one of those for a few reasons…” she thought to herself as the plug was pushed into her throbbing pussy, stopping up the flow of synthetic semen.
“Ok… ok… maybe the first night you get here shouldn’t have been with the bigger one…” Dash said to herself, glancing over at the small box of dicks. Sticking up were a variety, including one that wouldn’t have stretched her so much. “Not gonna be using that one… ever…” she thought to herself as she panted, thoroughly sated. Rolling slowly to her hooves, she walked carefully over to the instruction manual. “Ok… let’s see… Alicorn Pony-Holes have functions similar to normal Alicorns. They need not sleep, though that will recharge her batteries. They can go months without food, though feeding will recharge her batteries. See opposite side for warnings. What?” Dash asked as she flipped the manual over.
“Warning one: Do not over-feed Pony-Hole. Over-feeding will result in possible failure of internal systems.”
“Warning two: Do not leave Pony-Hole unattended for periods of time exceeding two months. They are like pets and must be assured that their master loves them.”
“Warning three: Do not… what?” Dash paused as she looked it over. “Do not let Pony-Hole… engulf you?” she asked herself and looked over at Robo-Twi. “What does that mean?”
“Some models of Pony-Hole are built for the more… obscure fetishes out there. The Alicorn Model Pony-Holes are equipped with elastic maws, throats and stomachs, as well as elastic vaginas and wombs.”
“Ok… and what does that mean?”
“That means that Alicorn Model Pony-Holes can ingest their masters.”
“As in swallow?”
“That is correct.”
“And the vagina and womb are elastic because…?”
“Alicorn Model Pony-Holes can also ingest our Masters through our sexes.”
“So… you can unbirth me?” Rainbow asked and Robo-Twi’s eyes went white for a moment before going back to normal.
“Looking up the data base says that is what it is called, so yes, I can unbirth you.” Robo-Twi said, and Rainbow blinked. “Would you like me to?”
“No. At least… not right now.” Rainbow said. Robo-Twi nodded, and Dash looked at her. “Um… you can… remove that now.” She said. Robo-Twi followed her gaze to the dick, and she nodded, her horn lighting as she removed the dildo and placed it back with the others, though in a slightly separate slot. Clearly for dirty ones. “Ok. Um… alright. I need to leave for a while. I have an assignment in Canterlot, and I can take one pony with me. I thought about taking you but…”
“But you would not be able to concentrate on your job and would be distracted by my presence.”
“Yes. Exactly. So…”
“I shall remain here and keep the house tidy for your return.”
“Thanks.” Dash said and Robo-Twi nodded as she stood up and walked into the kitchen. Dash followed her with her eyes for a minute before hopping up and walking to the door. Robo-Twi had set to work cleaning the kitchen already. Dash smiled as she turned to leave, confident that her new sex-droid could handle things at the house.