(Forgive me for what I'm about to do.)

Meanwhile in the inquisition fleet an inquisitor is deciding the fate of planet Equis. "Hmm. You know what they're just killing each other down there, better just lay the exterminartus upon these heretics." After thinking really fast he yelled "ALRIGHT FIRE!!!" He then proceeded to smash his face into the exterminartus button multiple times. The button is really big, red and has the word 'Exterminartus.'

Planet Equis is set ablaze in fire that engulfed the whole planet. On the planet you can faintly hear "FUCKING HERETICS!" Before being silenced by the fire.

Author's Note

This is where I got it from, if you don't get the joke.

I'll come back to the story when I feel like it, when I do I'll delete this chapter.