Author's Note

let the clop begin.

The big date

She had been wishing to show up early for her date with her main dun. But the yearly swan-a-flying expense report had left her to ponder whether or not ponies would be facing embezzlement charges. Making her over 30 minutes late as she opened the portal.

He was waiting patiently on the other side. “Glad to see the affairs of state didn't hold you hostage to long.”

“Haha. It would be funnier if it was not true.”

“I have a way to allow us to go wherever we want. Please close your eyes.” Worthrup asked

Closing her eyes, “How are you going to do that?”

“It's a simple spell and won't take long to cast.” Celestia wasn't prepared for him grabbing her horn. Her whole body ached as her one magic twisted and rearranged her form into that of a human.
Still, on all fours, Celestia demanded to know “ What have you done to me.” Grabbing him in her aura.
I know that it was a rather intense spell and your a little upset. But you're let's say 80% human now. I made sure to leave your wings and horn intact. Clearly, I haven't taken away your one casting abilities.”

“Turn me back this instant!” An incredulous Celestia shouted.

“I can do that, or I can teach you how to do it yourself.”

“I'm listening but it better work.”

"Magic hear works on the sheer force of one's will. All you need to do is use it to talk to the atoms in your one body and ask them to turn you back. But I warn you any doubt will cause the spell to fizzle out with no effect.
Celestia dropped him from about three feet in the air. Then with some apprehension, focused all her power inwards. But it was to no avail. Angered, she looked at him again. Reddy to beat him to a pulp if need be. Only to see two wings sprout from his back and cut their way through his shirt. Not to be outdone by what she thought was a magic-less race. She used her anger to burn away all hesitation and regained her pony form. “I'm still mad at you. But I must say a spell like this will come in handy when I travel.”

“How about I make it up to you on a shopping trip to the mall. Of course, you will have to fit into this. “ Tilting his wrist he beckoned at a bag which floated to her.

A part of her wanted to open the portal and never come back. But the idea of walking around without everyone falling to their knees was just too tempting. This time the change was harder without the focus her anger gave, but she pushed through it. Standing on two legs for the first time took effort. Stabilizing herself Once her new hand reached in the bag. First came a white sundress with a yellow sunrise on one side, a three-pack of ladies bottoms, a pair of white penny loafers and a small handbag. It all mostly fit except for the dress is a little tight around the bust.

“Sorry I just didn't know what size bra you needed. So that will be one of the things on our list. “ By the way, I placed 1500$ in the purse to fund our little expedition.

Unsure of what a bra was “Yes, let's go to the mall as you called it.” She took off in the wrong direction. Wishing to stop her. He flapped his new wings trying to take off. But his newly formed wings laced the strength needed for anything more than a short hop. Improvising He charged his hands with a swirling ball of wind like some superhero and prepared himself skyward. Thankfully she was slower than normal in her new form. allowing him to cut across her flight path in a long ark.

“Why is he doing that?” Then it dawns on her that in her haste she had forgotten to ask for directions. She followed him to a nearly empty parking lot tucked away in the far corner of the mall. Where they both landed.

“So do you want to eat or go into a couple of shops first?” Worthrup asked

Celestia stomach growled, “ Some lunch would be rather appreciated after that flight .”

“Then it's off to the food court.”

As the pair approached the sliding doors. They opened for a big biker dude. “Aaa. Nice costumes. I didn't know there was a comic con going on today.”

“Good sir what do you mean by that. This is not a costume.”

" Easy there, girl, I meant no offense."

Worthrup stepped between them, “ Sorry, it's her first time in costume. And she was just trying to be in character.” Turning to her. “Come along Tia! the food court awaits.”

“ Ok, I get it man you two kids have fun.” before walking over to his bike.

Once inside a pouting Tia asked,” What was that about?”

There's a local custom where everyone dresses up as their favorite t.v show characters. Then meats up in banquet hall to hang out with other fans. Dressing up like that that is called cosplay. And come to think of it if anyone asks that's what we are doing. Got it.”

“I see, then I will go along with it then. “

“Good the food court is just up the stairs.”

Once there, Celestia nose twitched.” What are all the strange yet wonderful smells?”

“Spices and recipes from a great many lands have migrated here for our pleasure.”

The sweet orange scent from the wok to you. The smoky spices from the Rib Shack and Chihuahua tacos. The meaty tang of roasted lamb from Tapa’s. And other vendors lead her around the world with every breath. Walking up to the counter. “May I have some of that please”.

“The sesame beef ? “ she nodded in agreement.” Right away miss. “ It has been a while since anyone had called her that. But that was why she came to worlds like this. Soon enough she was handed a bento box.
Turning away from the counter and spotted Worththrupwaveing her over to an empty table.
As she sat down. Tia’s horn glowed and the cover popped off revealing that her meal included a side of fried rice and an eggroll. She was about to levitate a bite. When the concerned look on his face stopped her.

“I’m sorry but most people don't even believe in magic. So I don't know how they would react if they found out it was real.”

Tia realized the mess it might make. “All right, I promise to not use my magic in public.”

“That's fine. And know that I'm having trouble resisting the temptation as well.” As he handed her a spork.”

As the pair continued to eat Tia spotted a large set of pipes on the other end of the mall. They twisted and turned until they ended in a large pool. Ponting at it with the pepper on her fork. “ What is that?”

“It's a water park. We can go later if you like.”
Then she saw someone's silhouette go around one of the turns. And fully understood its purpose. “It looks like fun.” let's go after we finish.

"We would need a swimsuit for that. But there's no reason we can't buy one and go after.”

Celestia chuckled at the thought of putting on a onesie before she dove into the royal pool. Even though most ponies didn't wear clothes anywhere else. “That would be fine. “ Before biting into the pepper. Her face reddened. This time the burn felt like trying to swallow the sun whole. “ “Oww hot hot hot.”

Seeing her discomfort “ Quick eat some of the rice.” She stuffed her face until she looked like a chipmunk. Much to his amusement.

“All right funny guy, I want to see you eat one.” flicking the other pepper on to his plate.

“Gladly!” He retorted as he everything but the stem. Then began staring at her while counting to thirty. “ I eat things a lot hotter than that all the time. Thow I am considered a lightweight.” Tia’s froze in fear at how hot peppers might get.

Sensing her moment of weakness “We can get some different hotter kinds at the store if you want to try them out.”

“No This was hot enough.” thankfully the rest of the meal was pepper free and she had it gone in minutes. “ Can we go shopping now?”

Upon exiting the food court Worththrup stopped at the mall directory. “Now where should I take you. The south pier, Saxanys.”
Tapping him on the shoulder Calesta pointed to sine in one of the windows advertising 50% off swimwear “How about here.” looking up his face reddened reading the sine for Jade's Closet. The local adult store. Before He reasonably thought to himself But this was Tia a 1000-year-old + who undoubtedly had seen it all. For obvious reasons, the inner door had to be buzzed by the clerk to open. And much to his relief, the swimwear was front and center. The clerk (A leather-clad goth”) promptly asked If they need any help.

Thinking fast, he responded, “ This lovely lady is interested in a new swimsuit and a couple of bras.” Quickly Celestia was ushered deeper in. Worththrup let out a sigh of relief. Just being in this place made him feel uneasy. let alone explaining what half of the things were, in this store. To a princess no less.

The clerk led her to a wall display where several plastic busts displayed the store’s lingerie. “ Now just pick out the one you want and tell me your size. So I can fetch it from the back room.”

Tia” I am not sure what size I need.”

“That's not a problem would you like me to measure you.” beckoning her to step behind a curtain.“This won't take a moment just hold your hands up.” the tape whipped around her chest “ A “J “cup my isn't your boyfriend lucky.

“ Yes quite.” Was Tia’s repose.

“Now which one did you want?” Tia pointed to a more conservative beige set. “I will be right back.” the clerk reassured stepping toward the storage room.

As Tia peered out from behind the curtain, Wroththrup uneasy stood facing the door. “ I bet I can have some fun with this.” She made her way to the girl's swimwear and picked out a couple from the rack. “ Would you mind telling me which one you like better? “

The first was a brown one-piece with a sun setting in a pale green ocean. The next was a blue fish-scale bikini.
Looking them over. “Well, the one-piece is definitely you. Proper yet playful. But the Bikini is a lot more practical with our added appendages. “ twitching his wings. “ But you would look great in both of them.”

Then she floated a black split crotch panty and bra set off the display hook in front of her. “ how about this one.
Worththrup was stunned for a moment as the clerk interrupted. “ My I think they had the desired effect. Shall I fetch a set in your size as well.”

Fighting back his shyness he summoned the courage to ask. “ Do you have a set of matching stockings and gloves as well ?”

“I think I have just what you're looking for. Be right back” handing Tia the bras she had already retrieved.”

“What's with the gloves? Is that your fetish or something?” Tia smirked at him.

“Honestly yes it is. I don't see the point of dressing up in costumes just to take it back off again before the fun starts. His modesty flared back up "Still that's a topic for another day.

Finding his hesitancy cute. She flirtatiously quipped. “ Are you sure, the dates not over yet.”
“When your dune I can cash you out at the counter.” The clerk interrupted.

Worththrup grateful for the out made his way to the counter. And quickly paid for his swim trunks. Before waiting at the door.

As Celestia to made her way to pay.“Keep it up girl, and he will be yours in no time.” The clerk quietly spoke as the tag reader beeped.

“You think so?” As she placed the money on the counter.

“Of cores, he wouldn't be so flustered if he wasn't so interested.” Then the clerk slipped two gel-filled square pillows and some condoms into the bag. “ Just in case you need them later.”

Picking up the nondescript bag tia thanked the clerk before the two headed for the water park. And after paying for the wrist bands. Worththrup stopped her at the changing room door. "There are some things you need to know. First, go into one of the changing rooms once you have changed. Then in front of them should be a set of lockers. For you to place everything else in. Don't forget to take the key out of the door. And finally, before you come out rinse yourself off. Before coming out. O and you might want to shrink down your wings so they won't get caught in the tube. “

Tia was glad to have the local etiquette lesson. Still, he had left himself wide open. “ Anything else daddy?” Came out in a playfully childish voice.

He just sneered for a moment before relenting “ Fair enough, you got me. Let's go in.” They had fun racing one another down the twin corkscrew, squirting each other with the pools spray nozzles, and generally acting like a couple of kids. Until their legs aked from climbing back up the slides stares.

“ I think I have had enough. let's go back to your place. “ Tia shuck from being in the water for too long.

“Let's get you dried off. “It was then that he remembered the fact they forgot to buy towels. He looked to see if anyone was looking before hugging her. Concentrating his thoughts the water fell off the duo in a sheet.

Making her skin bristle for a moment. “ I thought it was a bad idea to use magic in public if we can help it.”

“I messed up and placed us in a position where it was needed. Sorry. “

Impressed by his magical control, she gave him a quick kiss “No harm done.” Then pulled away toward the dressing rooms “ Meet you out front.”

Later he was leaning agent the wall as she exited shopping bag in hand.

“Tia, are you ready to go.”

Pulling him back around the corner “ Yes, let's take a quick way back.” With a pink flash, they were back in the clearing. She was still shivering and cold to the touch.

“Why don't we go back to my place where I can make you a hot pot. It's just beyond the treeline.”

“Why how gallant of you. “ Giving him a playful wink.

Entering by the rear door, he pulled one of the chairs from the table “Have a seat, while I get things cooking.”

“Why thank you,” Tia respond. As he pushed the chair in.

“Now how about some music. While you wait.“ With an uplifted hand. He pushed a few buttons and turned a knob to adjust the volume from a lively string quartet. In the time it took for the second song to finish he had returned with two brightly colored paper bows “For the lady the Miso Pork.” On the air was the sweet and somewhat nutty aroma. Looking her meal over she found a pale yellow stock. Which floated a raft of noodles and a freshly fried slice of ham.

“It looks delicious.”

“I hope you enjoy it.” Came from across the table.

With that Tia magically stirred the mixture. Before floating up a bite-size orb of it to her mouth. The texture was smooth and slightly oily. Coating her mouth the taste of spicy and somewhat salty milk. Gulping it down the warmth of it all was much appreciated. They both made quick work of the soup.

Standing up tia spoke “Thank you for the meal. “Kissing him. Then began to pull up her sundress.

“So, when can I see you again? “ Worththrup asked. Before realizing she had slipped into the black lace lingerie back at the pool.

“Why would I be going anywhere, except maybe to your bedroom.”

"If I was married to you, we would be making out on the floor right now. But we are not.

“Is that all I am the ruler of all Equestria. But a word form me and a flick of my wings. It would be so. “
Feeling slightly put out. “Not quite, I would have to consent first plus we are not in your land.”

“My apologies, of course, you have a say in it. As for the other thing, my land is just portal away.”

Leaning back in his chair I am not opposed to it.” But what would be my duties as your husband? Would I be expected to take the mantle of king and rule by your side?”

Tia sat back on the chair with an earnest look “ One day perhaps. For now, my little ponies look upon me as the goddess mother. A state of mind I am trying to gently break them of, by the way. Sill I am afraid it will be a secret kept under the rouse of a visiting diplomat. A vazir, duke, or something like that.”

“I always liked Vis-count, and I can see the need to learn how to lead before the full burden sets in.”

“Then come with me. And we shall be wed tonight.”

“ I expect. But I need to be able to return and keep my affairs in order here. Winterize my home, pay the taxes that sort of thing.”

“Dooley noted and easily taken care of. Anything else?”

Not that I can think of.” Standing up she formed a portal behind him.
As he was distracted by her throwing her shopping bag thru it. She rushed him glomping on tightly. He staggered backward falling to Equestria.

With a thud, the pair landed in a secluded field “Oof what was that for?”

“I'm tired of waiting, so I now pronounce us stallion and wife.” Twitching her wings.” You may now kiss the bride and a lot of other things.”

He leaned his head up and began to passionately kiss her. When she brock off for the air. “ That was a good start missy but can you let me up so I can get more comfortable.”

Not getting what he meant for a moment. “ O you mean naked.” lifting herself. ” By all means my love.” As he began to strip down she began to roll up first the black gloves past her elbow. But before she was finished what the lace stockings, he hugged her from behind. Kissing and licking the back of her neck. Thoroughly enjoying the attention, she barely managed to get out the condoms and gel form the bottom of the bag. “ I think it's time you show me how to use this stuff.”

He took the condoms and threw them back into the bag. “ I want children so we will have no need for them. “ Then picking up one of the gels he whispered in her ear. “ Have you ever been played like a cello before?” biting her ear softly.

Whatever do you mean by that? In a questioning but hopeful voice.

“Calm down and just let me lead.” He cut the tab off the packet and the smell of strawberry filled the air. Squeezing it he let a few drops fall onto her back before lubricating his member and sliding the tip into her back door.
“Oo I don't normally let ..” he had stopped her by placing a gel-covered finger in her mouth.

“Just relax a bit and it will slip right in.” with a slow trust he was now fully inside her. “ It's now time for the performance.” Twisting her left nipple solicited excited squeak. Sliding his hand across her box garnered a low mone. After finishing the warm-up. He picked up the pace of his strumming, she responded by rhythmically bobbing along the length of his shaft. Letting out consent moans and shouts of ecstasy. Until she could no longer hold back her crescendo. An uncontrolled blast of magic burst from her horn and exploded next to the sun. Even as she was soaking the ground in front of them.
Allowing her to gently fall to the ground “ Was it everything you desired.”

Still huffing in attempt to catch her breath.” It was amazing, never have I been so assaulted with waves of passion before. What you did with your hands. Makes me wish hooves would disappear. “

The technic deserves most of the credit but I'm glad you liked it” then form a nearby tree came an unnatural squawking. Covering his ears what is that.

It’s just an alarm clock, telling me it's almost time for the sun to go down. But before that, you still need to go home right?”
The hunger for him to stay dripped from her voice.

“Regretfully Tia I must. Cracked toilets and a flooded basement. Would be a rather costly mistake .”

With some regret in her one “ Yes our duties no matter how much we dislike it.” he kissed her to get her quite.

That just something to remember me by. the next two days. Now, how about a portal back home?

"Yes of course.” with that, she opened the portal back to his home.

He waved goodbye, "See you in two days, my love." before disappearing into it.

To be continued...