Celestia stared the diamond dog down. "Well?"

The dog suddenly smiled. "Are you looking for some love? Am I your kind of-"

Celestia's hoof suddenly appeared near his neck, wiping the smile off of his face. "I'm looking for an answer."

The dog's eye twitched.

"Nero" suddenly gasped. "Formaggio! Don't!"

A Stand appeared next to the dog. "Little-"

*BOOOOOOOOOM!*

Twilight covered her ears following the sound that was as loud as an explosion.

But the only explosion was Celestia's temper.

"IMBECILE!"

Twilight's eyes snapped open to see Celestia near the center of the room. And a massive crack that hadn't been there seconds earlier.

"HOW DARE YOU ASSULT ME!"

Twilight looked at Leone, who was stepping back. Starlight was scooting away on her bum. Twilight's other friends were hiding behind the bench they were sitting on.

"DO NOT TAKE ME LIGHTLY!"

Skystar was clinging to Pinkie. Maud was sitting in place. The ragtag team was pressed against the wall aside from the griffon, who's expression still resembled their's, and the hippogriff, who seemed oblivious to what was happening.

"ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE?"

It was only then that Twilight realized where the dog was; right below Celestia.

"N-n-n-no, ma'am!"

Sandbar was pressed against the cage, with the ponies inside pressed against the far wall. Secco was snickering. Luna simply stared.

"THEN ANSWER MY QUESTION!"

"E-eleven days ago, your majesty! Eleven days! Please don't kill me!"

Celestia stepped off of the dog and approached his team once more.

"You know, that wasn't as painful as I-" Formaggio suddenly flew over Celestia, landing on his head near his team. "Ow! Okay! That hurt! That hurt!"

Leone crouched down next to Twilight. "He stabbed her with his Stand, but it was in vain. Part of her Stand makes her immune to anything that requires an injury or her blood to work."

"No. That's not her Stand." Luna cracked her neck. "That's just something she's had for a long time now. Her blood is special for reasons she won't tell me. Almost as if she has another kind of power."

Twilight sighed. "I suppose that is useful. Either way, Risotto did warn him-"

"You did it again. Celestia only called him Nero. You shouldn't know his first name."

Twilight's face went red as Luna raised her eyebrow.

Celestia glared at the boys before her. "You! Changeling!"

Illusio grabbed his head. "Y-yesterday! I only got here yesterday!"

"Feline!"

Amazingly, the feline had regained his composure. "Eight days ago. And the dragon arrived seven days ago."

Celestia turned to Nero. "Eight months ago." She turned to the griffon. "Two months ago." And then the hippogriff. "Four months ago."

Starlight leaned towards Twilight. "What is she doing?"

The portly dragon looked at the hippogriff, who was still tapping away at the thing in front of him. "Hey, Melone? Are you alright?"

No response.

The feline tilted his head. "Melone? Are you okay?"

Ghiaccio rubbed his head. "He's been out of it. His Stand is practically worthless here since there aren't that many 'good mothers' for his Stand."

Melone finally turned around. "Sorry, what was that? I tuned out when Ghiaccio started yelling."

Illusio raised an eyebrow. "Ghiaccio?"

Formaggio blinked. "Why did you-"

"WHAT THE FUCK, MELONE? THAT DIDN'T SOUND ANYTHING LIKE ME! WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WAS THE ONE YELLING?"

Melone was covering his ears. "I-it sounded like you!"

"NO IT FUCKING DIDN'T!"

"Quiet!" Celestia snapped, quickly shutting her volume competitor up. She turned to the cage. "You two! When did you arrive?"

The ponies inside the cage were holding each other. "If I may be so bold, why is the day we arrived in this world important?"

Author's Note

I doubt that link was necessary, but it made me smile.