Banana Split

Holding a semi long strip of litmus paper in her mouth, Unicorn Cadence bent forward to dip the other end into a vat of liquid rainbow.

This is exactly how a Pegasus or an Earth Pony might take a PH reading. Cadence was a Unicorn so Dash had to wonder why she didn’t just magically levitate the paper into the vat.

She wiggled her tush, for Dash to see, as she took the ph reading. Her cheeks were more cushioned then the very athletic Rainbow Dash, yet still tight in containing that extra plumpness. Rainbow Dash wasn’t ignorant. It was clear that she was showing them off on purpose. As she wiggled, the fabric of her uniform shifted slightly, letting Dash see a bit of her cutie mark.

It was a crystal heart. How could that be? Rainbow Dash’s first impression was that this mare looked somewhat like Cadence. She brushed that thought aside. The mare was shorter and obviously not an Alicorn. Honestly it wasn’t even that strange. Though Ponies would rarely admit it, many of them would look alike if you only swapped a few colours around.

Cadence turned and tried to pass the strip of litmus paper to Rainbow Dash. Rainbow motioned for her to just set it on the table, and she did.

“So what does this test do again.”

“The paper changes colour to show how acidic the liquid rainbow is. See here,” she pointed to the side of the paper that Cadence dipped in the vat, “It’s purple, that means the liquid rainbow has a neutral acidity.”

“I see.” Cadence looked at the other side of the strip. “The side that was in my mouth turned blue. What’s that mean?”

“It means you’re a little bit basic.”

Cadence huffed at that comment.

It was at that moment that Rainbow Dash noticed something. “Hey Newbie! When you were taking the reading, you stuck your horn right into the liquid.”

Cadence feigned surprise, and acted scared when Rainbow Dash scolded her. She turned to one of the factories many stainless steel surfaces, and looked at the gooey bit of rainbow on her horn.

“Oh my! Does that mean I made the Rainbow all dirty?”

“The word is contaminated! And no, it’s not that delicate, but don’t let the foreman see you like that.”

Cadence grabbed a towel but couldn’t reach the tip of her own horn. Again Rainbow Dash wondered why she didn’t just magically levitate the towel. Dash grabbed the towel from her and wiped off her horn.

Cadence gave a squeal as Rainbow Dash rubbed her off. Rainbow apologized. She didn’t know first hand, but she’d heard gossip that horns are very sensitive.

“I’m sorry.”

“I don’t mind.” Cadence gave Rainbow Dash a wink and a look, as though inviting her to do it again. She turned to her reflection.

“Oh no! It’s still there. My horn is all messy.”

Rainbow Dash scratched her head in thought. “The stuffs pretty harmless. When I get it on my hooves, I just lick it off.”

Cadence looked intrigued by the suggestion.

“Actually,” Rainbow added, “that’s the only thing that seems to work. Even soap won’t get it out.”

Unicorn Cadence stuck out her tongue, only to show Rainbow Dash that she couldn’t reach her horn. Rainbow Dash noticed it was a surprisingly versatile tongue, of course it still did not make it anywhere near the tip.

“Alright then, I give you permission to lick my horn.” She lowered her head presenting the member to the surprised Pegasus.

“Wait hold on! I can’t just lick your horn.” She made a keep away gesture with her hooves.

Cadence looked confused, “Why not.”

“Well, horns are sensitive right?”

“Sensitive,” Cadence parroted. “Why whatever are you talking about?” She suppressed s sly grin.

“They’re sensitive. My friend Rarity told me so.”

“I think Rarity was being playful with you.” She presented her horn again. “Now come on, lick it off, before the foreman comes back. I don’t want to get in trouble on my first day.”

“I don’t know.” Rainbow Dash was visibly nervous.

“Don’t Pegasi groom each others feathers with their tongues. Compared to that, why would this be a big deal for you.”

“I guess.”

Rainbow Dash approached. “Is there any particular way to do this?”

“Just pretend it’s a popsicle.”

Rainbow Dash was cautious at first. She gave a tiny lick, as though testing to see if Cadence would moan or squeal when she did. Unicorn Cadence did no such thing, though in truth she was holding back such a moan. The spiciness of the liquid rainbow hit her immediately. Sometimes co-workers haze new hires by daring them to drink the rainbow. Rainbow Dash had been leading up to doing just that, though this Unicorn had turned it around on her.

Not wanting to appear squeamish, she finally just went in and took as much of the member as she could into her mouth.

Cadence could feel every movement of Rainbow Dash’s tongue as it cleaned her horn.

It was a little like a popsicle, Rainbow Dash thought. It was like one of those multi-layer ones with surprise flavours inside. First was the spicy. Next came the peppermint flavour. You see, Unicorns apply oils to there horns for a healthier sheen, peppermint being a popular choice. After that was, OhMyGosh! It tasted like Apple cider. Why did she taste like apple cider? Even though, going by taste, the spicy rainbow was all gone, Rainbow Dash enthusiastically lapped up more of the wonderful flavour she normally only had once a year.

Cadence giggled slightly. She’d thought that using magic to make her horn taste like apple cider was too much, but Rainbow Dash seemed to be loving it.

Finally was Cadence’s natural flavour. It tasted like cream soda, complete with the fizziness.

Realizing, she’d gone a bit overboard, Rainbow Dash pulled back.

“Did you get it all.”

She looked her horn over, satisfied that she’d at least gotten all the liquid rainbow.

“Yeah, it’s out.”

“Oh what a relief! Although,” Unicorn Cadence spoke softly, “I’m a little jealous. I never got to taste the rainbow.”

“That’s no big deal, if you want a taste just go ahead.”

She was going to tell her to use a cup, and not just stick her muzzle into the vat. At that moment, Unicorn Cadence made her move and kissed Rainbow Dash.

Now it’s a little hard to explain the subtle differences between the physical attributes of ponies, however like with the ancient greeks the princess of love, may just as well be the goddess of beauty. Though Rainbow Dash new on some level she should reject this kiss, it was going to be difficult to say so considering how her tongue explored the inside of Unicorn Cadence’s muzzle.

It was actually Cadence who was the first one to break free of the passionate kiss, and in the aftermath, Rainbow Dash needed a moment to snap back to reality. None-the-less, she was quick to tell her, “That’s not what I meant when I said you could taste the rainbow!”

“My bad, I guess you meant I could taste this.” Cadence tried to stick her muzzle in the general direction where Rainbow Dashes tail extended from her backside. Rainbow Dash moved away. Unicorn Cadence pursued. They jogged about three circles around one another, before Rainbow Dash jumped on a railing to get away.

The railing was overlooking the vat of liquid rainbow. It had one gate which opened, and that was where Unicorn Cadence had taken the pH reading. Cadence eyed the bolts which supported the railing. They appeared to be bending.

“I really think you should get down from there.”

“Oh, now you’re trying to be professional.”

“Fine I’ll stop messing around. Just get down from there before…”

The bolt gave out and the railing collapsed. Rainbow Dash flapped her wings, a moment too late. The act of flapping only served to splash liquid rainbow everywhere around them.

Unicorn Cadence looked down into the mess they made. Rainbow Dash was under for a moment. She managed to untangled her hoof from the mesh of the broken railing and was now pony paddling to a point where she could climb out.

“Don’t worry. I’ll help you get cleaned up.”

As Rainbow Dash towelled herself off, (yes towelled) she told Cadence, not too politely, that the rainbow factory probably wasn’t a good fit for her career wise.

“You’re probably right,” she agreed. Guess I’ll have to go back to ruling an empire.

Rainbow didn’t hear that last part because she was trying to clean out her ears. She threw down the towel in frustration, proclaiming “This stuff is impossible to clean.”

They made their way to the shower room. Both took off their clothes, in order to wash.

Cadence started with Rainbow Dash’s wings. Cleaning the wings wasn’t too weird, her mom did it, though Rainbow Dash was in the habit of taking showers. Rarity and Fluttershy tried to convince her many times that it was not proper Pegasi grooming. Anyway, Cadence cleaned her feathers diligently and with no funny business.

It was around this time that Rainbow Dash noticed her cutie mark again. In addition to that, she was wearing a crown under her hair cap. Most of her hair was also unblemished thanks to the hair cap. Having fallen right into a pool of liquid rainbow, Rainbow Dash was not so lucky.

It was no use asking her questions because her mouth was so occupied. As she cleaned the inside of Dash’s wing, the only place Dash’s mouth could reach was Cadence’s head. She asked if it was okay to clean there, and Cadence gave a nod, so she licked her ear.

Cadence didn’t even stop what she was doing, so Rainbow Dash decided to continue. She took in more of that cream soda flavour, which she was starting to like more than cider. It was only fizzy around the horn.

Now eating Rainbows doesn’t really fill you up, sometimes if makes you more hungry then when you started. At this point Cadence found something else to eat.

This time Rainbow Dash didn’t run away. She presented ‘it’ to her. Cadence held on to Dashes firmer behind feeling her muscles tense and shudder with every taste.

She knew just how closer the other Pegasus was to cumming.

At this point the showers were turned on. Most of the Rainbow was coming off very easily under the hot water, and soap dissolved it no problem. “You naughty girl, did you play a trick on me.”

“What no, honest. They must have changed the formula, I’m hardly ever in the factory anymore.”

Cadence wasn’t sure whether to believe her.

She stepped away when Dash knew that her own body was only moments from cumming.

Unicorn Cadence reached around her neck and lifted the golden wreath she wore. The thing didn’t unclasp, so it took a moment to get it off. There was something erotic about watching her pull wet hair through the circle.

She then put the golden wreath around Rainbow Dash’s neck.

“What are you doing?”

Rainbow Dash quivered slightly.

“Trust me, you’ll like this.”

Cadence reached down and touched herself in a private place.

“Hey I felt that!” Rainbow Dash declared. It seemed the golden wreath gave her some sort of empathy with the nearest pony. Was it magic? Did Celestia and Luna’s wreaths and breastplates do the same thing? Why didn’t Twilight have one? Heck! Why didn’t every-pony have one?

As she fingered herself, Cadence also presented her horn to Rainbow Dash.

Dash gave it another lick. Immediately a sensation moved through both their bodies. Rainbow Dash squealed in delight. She had no idea how Cadence could possibly resist doing the same.

“Keep going,” said Cadence.

This was nearly impossible for Rainbow Dash. If some-pony were doing this to her, then she’d have to be held down, despite how thoroughly she enjoyed it. She wondered as she experienced this, if she could ever go back to life without a horn.

Of course she didn’t even have a horn right now. She was experiencing the feelings from Cadence’s Unicorn body.

Rainbow Dash could have backed away any time she wanted, yet she continued to press forward. As Cadence came closer to the brink, so to did she, there bodies in perfect synchronization.

Feeling she was only being teased with how Cadence played with herself, Rainbow Dash with a bit of roughness, laid her on her back so that she could take over. Cadence understood, and resumed working on her own horn while Rainbow Dash took over with her private bits.

At the instant of climax, for both of them, the wreath did more than synchronize physical sensations. For just a few moments, there was no Rainbow Dash. She was Cadence.

As Princess Cadence, she had lived through experiences far more transcendent than the mere satisfaction of carnal desires: Ascension to being Princess, Acting as a conduit for the love of countless ponies channeled through the crystal heart, birthing a foal.

That’s not to say the carnal experiences were irrelevant.

Fast forward a few years down the line. Her husband was becoming harder and harder to please. Perhaps it’s because when they married Cadence was pure while Shining Armour had been deceived into at least one wild night with a Shapeshifting Succubus. Maybe his expectations were always high on account of her being the pony equivalent to a goddess of love, maybe he was just a pig.

Whatever the reason, they’d come home from a Wonderbolts show in the Crystal Empire, Shining Armour had taken her to their bed chambers, and in the throws of passion he dared ask, “Hey, you think you can get any of those Wonderbolts to join us some night!”

She was a little angry, though this actually wasn’t his strangest request. There was a favourite castle maid under the covers with them at the time, though even she, who Shining referred to as 'Lowly Servant,' was looking at Cadence as if to say, ‘Are you going to take that?’

When Rainbow Dash’s consciousness reasserted itself, she needed a moment to think. It was incredible, yet it was also like a dream, and parts of dream are often hard to remember when you wake up.

“So how was it?” Unicorn Cadence asked.

Rainbow Dash remembered all the best parts, only there was something else, something important.

Finally she knew what she just had to say.

“You wanna go again?”