Spiderses Alternate Ending (aka The Big Trip)

by Dman527

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy, Random
Length: 445

That is one weird trip

Kinda a stoner comedy staring Twilight, Spike, And Big Mac.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2011-12-14 05:36:48 UTC

The Big Trip

Twilight woke, sweating and breathing heavily. "Dear Celestia! That was bucking insane!" She said as she looked around the room.

Spike laid lazily against the wall with a rolled up joint between his fingers. "Yo Twilight...you alright?" he said barely looking at her.

"Spike! Am i a spider!? Please...tell me!" Twilight was starting to shake in fear.

"What?...uh no" he responded with his eyebrow raised

She sighed in relief "Oh thank Celestia....That was some good kush, i think that was the biggest trip i have ever had, where did you say you got it from again?"

Spike gave her a slight smile and said "From Zecora, she said it would make me see shit,  out of this world" he finally looked at her with his bloodshot eyes "...and I soooo did, I was the freaking universe!......but what did you see?"

Twilight giggled slightly and said "okay, me and Big Mac were spiders, then we had spider sex and had a bunch of spider babies...and while all this was happening a retard with a speech impediment was narrating"

"Whoa your right....that is bucking insane" he said as he slowly put his blunt to his lips and inhaled "......so good"

Just then Big Mac woke up next to Twilight and started screaming "Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Help Me!"

Both Twilight and Spike Were startled by him and yelled "Whoa dude! chill out!"

He then took a deep breath and sighed, and after a minute of silence he finally spoke "Man that was one hell of a trip, I was hanging from a tree as these fleshy creatures called humans were hitting me with sticks, one of those bastards burst my stomach open and a bunch of candy fell out." he said while rubbing his head with his right hoof.

Twilight smirked and said "Looks like I am not the only one that had a bad trip"

Big Mac's eyes widened and he asked her "what did you see?"

Twilight blushed and said "Um....I'll tell you later.."

"Hmm...okay, well I gotta get back to the farm" Big Mac Said as he started walking to the door, he then looked at spike and asked "Same time next week?"

Spike nodded and said "Hell yeah man! Pinkie is gonna hook me up with some of her crack on Friday, you in?"

"Eeyup" Big Mac exclaimed as he went out the door"

Twilight smiled and laid back in her bed thinking of the crazy stuff she saw, and then looked at Spike and said "Hey Spike?"

"What is it mas-uh Twilight?" he said looking at her

"Spiders are bucking gross!" she started to laugh and Spike joined her.