"Well, ladies and gentlemen, that concludes today's stream. A special shout out to my friend Fluttershy, who accidentally revealed herself as ‘Silentbutdeadly2000, for volunteering to babysit after all the torment she's put me through over the last year," I said as I closed my game. "Sadly, I probably won't have a stream tomorrow due to a family event. Sunday, however, I will be back and raring to go and will be ready to kick ass. So until next time, this is ShimmerCode signing off."
I signed off Twitch and looked over at Twi who was grinning from ear to ear.
"I can't believe your idea worked," I told her. "Calling Fluttershy while she was streaming was absolutely genius."
"I'm surprised that she said anything at all when I called her," she replied. "One thing I don't understand though. How was she able to stream-snipe you when she was at our place?"
I rubbed my chin in thought. "Wait! Doesn't Zephyr still live with her?"
"Of course," Twi said as we both facepalmed simultaneously. "Now it all makes sense."
"Well, the upside is that we now have a babysitter for the next year," I said, letting out a small laugh. "So, are the girls asleep?"
"Yep," Twi responded with a sultry look. "And I'm horny as hell."
"So am I. This dry spell has had me masturbating more than before we hooked up," I said, pulling off her shirt.
She gave me a sloppy, passionate kiss before replying, "I know the feeling."
We continued to strip each other in the game room. I playfully tugged on her ear with my teeth as she began to moan. She glided her hands down my chest until I grabbed both of them.
"Why did you stop?" asked Twi.
"Shhh," I replied. "Did you hear that?"
She paused as we listened in silence. A minute later, my suspicion was confirmed.
"Really?" I groaned. "I thought you said they were asleep."
"They were," Twi insisted.
I reluctantly began putting my clothes back on as Twi started on herself. "Don't be too loud," I teased before leaving the room.
An hour later, after feeding Gleaming and singing her back to sleep, I went back to Twi to hopefully pick up where we had left off. Sadly, that was not meant to be. She had obviously finished herself off due to the scent in the room and the sight of her naked and asleep on the floor.
"Twi, wake up," I whispered.
"I have ten minutes until the alarm goes off, Mom," she mumbled in her sleep.
I groaned in frustration as I left the room to get a washcloth and some Febreeze. I heard a noise coming from Solaria's room as I walked back to Twi. Peeking in, I saw her sitting up and playing with her stuffed pony.
"Why are you awake?" I asked her as I emptied my hands. "Momma Twilight just put you to sleep a couple of hours ago. You should be sleeping."
She began squealing and bouncing on her butt as I stood next to the crib. I smiled as I reached in and pulled our four-month-old out and into my arms.
"So are gonna tell Mommy why you're awake?"
"Thbbbbb," was Solaria's response.
I giggled as I sat down in the rocking chair and began rocking her in my arms. She continued to blow raspberries at me as I sang the lullaby that Fluttershy had written for them:
"It's time you learned a lesson
It's time that you understand
Reach out to your closest friends
Whenever you may need a hand
We all yearn for friendship
A place where nerds can thrive
Those are not the wishes
Of someone longing to survive
Close your little eyes
See the serene dreamland
All those who love you
Those willing to lend a hand
Close your little eyes
Enjoy the time in your dreamland
It's time to rest up and energize
Come now little one
Close your little eyes.
It all starts the same
With a long, sleepy yawn
Fighting to keep you awake
Until the crack of dawn
But finally, the time comes
When everyone can see your face
As they offer to help
You will always have a place
Once you take their hand
So that you know you're not alone
It will become so clear
That you will always have a home
Close your little eyes
See the serene dreamland
All those who love you
Those willing to lend a hand
Close your little eyes
Give into the fading light
It's time to rest up and energize
Come now little one
Close your little eyes.
Close your little eyes.
Close your little eyes."
By the time I finished the song, Solaria had gotten still and quiet. I looked down and saw her eyes barely able to stay open.
"Let's get you back to bed," I whispered as I stood up and walked back to her crib. I laid her down, plopped her favorite plushie beside her, and placed the pacifier in her mouth. "Here you go, sweetie. Pleasant dreams." With that, I kissed her forehead and quietly slipped out of the room.
"Okay. Two down, one to go," I said to myself quietly as I walked back to the bathroom to rewet the washcloth. A minute or two later, I paused to pick up the Febreeze and returned to the scene of the crime. Twi was still naked and asleep. The room still smelled heavily of sex. The sight of her body as I sprayed down the couch was causing my own urges to go into overdrive.
Finally, I couldn't take it any longer. I dropped my pants and underwear, sat down on the couch next to my satisfied, unconscious wife, and began satisfying my own needs.
"Sunny? How did we get in bed?" Twi asked groggily. "The last thing I remember, I had finished getting off and drifting off to sleep while I was waiting for you to come back."
"I carried you in here after a few attempts to wake you up," I replied. She blushed slightly as I gave her a lurid stare. "Now that you're awake, maybe we can finish what we started in the game room."
"Sunny, you do realize it's three in the morning, right?" She asked, twisting her finger in her hair.
"It wouldn't be the first time we've done it this late," I said before cupping her breast and starting to kiss her neck.
She let out a squeak as my hands began working their magic. "I know, Sunny," she whispered.
"That's why we've gotta seize any chance we get," I replied as she gently raked her nails down my bare back.
Twi planted a kiss on my cheek. "So what are you waiting for?"
I rolled Twi onto her back and straddled her midsection. Before I could go any further, however, the sound of baby talk came through one of the monitors.
"Well, so much for that," I grumbled.
"Do you want me to get her?" Twi asked.
"Nah, Gleaming is probably hungry," I answered, throwing on my robe. "And I didn't get a chance to pump some milk yesterday."
Twi dropped her head in disappointment. "I guess I'll just finish alone."
"Babe, when it comes to sex, we've both been finishing alone lately."
Author's Note
The lullaby is to the tune of Open Up Your Eyes from MLP: The Movie.
