I stab another Pinkie Pie, as I watch the mane 6, as mother calls them, round up others. Lao shoots another as it pokes its head up above the roof of a building nearby, poofing out of existence, the magic in it flying off into the forest.

This day didnt start out like this, but it definately wasnt going to get better if I didnt do anything about it.

I saw one Pinkie, looking sad, sitting near the rest of the 6. I got Lao's attention with a screech, and pointed to the Pinkie, and shook my head. She understood, and started to snipe every other Pinkie. She then drew the bow, but the arrow was different, it had a more bulbous head. Firing, he arrow hit the ground, and a small cluster of rocks flew and hit each nearby Pinkie, dispelling it. Large swathes of Pinkies disappeared from the three arrows, and soon only two remained.

The girls were pantin, and looking between the two, as I came up behind the still happy Pinkie, and grabbed her head from behind. Brining it up in front of me, I opened my mouth, and shot my inner jaw into, and through her head.

The 5 were horrified by what I did, but I ignored them as the Pinkie dissolved, and the magic flew off into the Everfree. I moved for the last Pinkie, and grabbed her, sniffing her all over. She was scared, and I finished quickly. Dropping her, I stood up.

"Shes the original. Now, what happened? Barney only was able to tell me so much." Barney was the Xenomorph drone assigned to watch Pinkie, and Pinkie had named him. It stuck. He was a griffon drone.

Twilight shakes off her disgust.

"W-well, she wanted to spend time with all of us, but she can only be in one place at a time. So, she decided to see if an old legend, the mirror pool, was real, and it was. So, she cloned herself, and then the clones didnt stop, and we had a wave of Pinkies. But, how did you know she was the original?"

"She looked depressed as fuck. Also, she smelled like an actual being. Not a magical construct." I say. They all look at each other, and Twilight thinks.

"Was it really that easy? Just checking of they were a magical construct? Why didnt I think of that?" She then facehooves. I just shake my head.

"Beat yourself up later, you need to start helping rebuild the town. All of those Pinkie Pies did damage, and the town isnt looking to good." I say, pointing. They all turn around, and Pinkie sags, her hair going long and straight, and her pink coat graying. Her head hangs down, and she sighs.

"I'm sorry. I just wanted to hangout with all my friends." She says glumly. I sigh.

Vthen tell them that you can only hang with one at a time. I dont care if you can break physics, your still one pony. Tell them that, and that you might have other things to do. This doesnt help." I say, waving my hand in the general vicinity of everywhere, refering to the horde of Pinkies that came through.

She nods, and her friends gather around her. I just turn, and me and Lao leave.

A week later, Mother sends me back to Ponyville. She said to get in, and stop Trixie. When I arrived in Ponyville, nothing was wrong though.

So, I went about running around town, jumping from roof to roof, crawling around on buildings.

Nothing was wrong. However, about noon a pony walked into town. She had silver hair, and Robin egg blue fur. She wore a purple hat with stars on it. She staggered into town like she owned it, and called out to the town.

"Ponies lof Ponyville, I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, have returned. And, I challenge the Twilight Sparkle to a magic duel."

Applejack steps up first.

"Trixie, come on. You cant be serious? Its not even that I think you'll lose, its that this is just asinine." Trixie smirks.

"Ah, Applejack, one of the mares I was looking for. What was it I did to you last time?" She says with a smug grin.

"You hog tied me with ma own rope. What of it?" Applejack replies with a shrug. Trixie grins wider.

"Well, apparently you didnt learn your lesson last time. Don't underestimate Trixie!" She then cast a spell that made a rope, and sent it at Applejack. The rope reached her, and hog tied her. It then flew to the top of the nearest building, the town hall, and hung her from its flagpole.

Immediately, I screech out, and have her guard go get her discreetly.

Trixie is the only pony who looks around for me.

"What was that?" She says snarkily. Rarity walks up.

"It doesnt matter dear. What does matter is why your doing this?" Trixie's smirk disappears, and is replaced with hatred.

"Because I was humiliated by Twilight! So, I'm going to humiliate her!" She then charged her horn, and shot it at Rarity.

I had enough. I grabbed my cane, and leaped off the building. The cane twisted in my hand, and I felt a shift in it. As I hit the ground, I swung the cane, and a long, bladed whip came from it.

It intercepted the bolt of magic just inches from Rarity's face, and it dissipated it harmlessly. I spun, my bladed whip following behind like my tail, and whipped it at Trixie, who cast a barrier.

The barrier immediately cracked, and fell apart. Trixie looked scared.

"What abomination are you?" She asks.

"I am Protecters Heart, Ambassador of the Xenomorph Queen, and watcher of the kingdom. Trixie Lulamoon, my Queen sent me here to stop you. She knows why your doing this, and ordered me to take it, and destroy it." Trixie laughed.

"You cant destroy it. Celestia herself tried. Also, you cant take it, unless I give it." I shook my head.

"Not if your dead." I then lash out with the whip, attacking Trixie. I wasnt actually going to kill her, but if I could scare her enough, then I can get her to take it off. I see Twilight come through the crowd, and see the fight.

I whip the cane around, and the handle twists, and the whip retracts into a cane again, and I use it as a sword. Trixie fires fireballs at me, and I use the cane to destroy them. She then charges a large fireball, launching it at me, and I twist the cane, the whip coming out, before doing a somersault and bringing the whip down on the fireball, dissipating it harmlessly.

Trixie is scared.

"Concede, and I wont kill you." I say. Twilight gets angry.

"Protecter, no! If you do kill her, your race will become enemies of Equestria. " I look at Twilight.

"The Alicorn Amulet must not be allowed to remain active. If Trixie does not willingly give it to me to dispose of, then I must take it by force, from her dead body." I say, looking back to Trixie. Twilight is incredulous.

"Trixie has the Alicorn Amulet? How?" Trixie smirks.

"I bought it on the black market. The sales pony even asked if I wanted it gift wrapped." Trixie laughs, and then shoots a blast of magic at Twilight. I wouldnt be able to get the whip out in time to stop it, so I jump.

Getting in front of the bolt, it hits me, and I feel a blast of fire burning my back. I screech in pain as my fur burns and my chitin cracks. I try to move, and can't do so very well. My chitin feels fused together some.

I fall to the ground, and I can still feel the fire burning on me. Twilight puts it out with a quick gust of wind, and it feels cool against my chitin. My tail barely moves when I tell it too. I dont see what Twilight does to Trixie since she is behind me, but the next thing I know, Trixie is thrown down in front of me, and is being held by all the Xenomorph guards. She is struggling, and her horn is being held.

"You will be broken for hurting our Queens child." Jun screeches. I cant screech loudly, but I do.

"No. Mother told me to keep her alive. Do not hurt her. I don't want to displease mother, please." I said. I move, feeling the chitin on my back crack and shatter as I did. I forced my tail to move, and it does, the chitin cracking as I move it and the chinks get stuff caught in them.

Standing, I feel liquid running down my back. Looking down, I see my blood hitting the ground, and vapor drifting from the melting ground and rock. I stagger towards Trixie.

"Trixie, give me the fucking necklace, before I cover you in my blood, and melt it and you down." I say through my grit teeth. Trixie looks at the blood on the ground, melting the cobblestone streets, she decides.

"Okay." I have the others get off her, and she stands up and takes the amulet off.

Handing it to me, I wipe my hand on my back, before slathering my blood onto the amulet. The amulet starts to melt in my hand, and I watch as a puddle of my blood seeps through my fingers, taking metal and mineral with it. Moments later, the amulet is gone. I look at Trixie.

"Your lucky Mother wanted you to live. Because if not, I would have you killed." I then hiss at the xenomorphs nearby, and they all leave, except for Jun, my Xenomorph guard.

Jun tailwhips her in the face, knocking her out, as I limp away towards my hideout, an old part of the sewer systems that lead around Ponyville. Reaching it, I start to treat my wounds. I hear Mothers voice through her telepathy.

"Daughter, are you all right?" I reply to her the same way. Ever since I was changed, I have been able to connect to Mother through telepathy, much like her.

"No. Trixie hit me with a fireball on my back, and the chitin is partially melted. But the amulet is gone, melted with my blood, abd Trixie won't be hurting anyone else." I can feel Mothers sadness, and her pride at my accomplishment. It feels good.

"Good work my dear. Come home, and I can help heal the wound." I reply I will, I just want to rest a little before doing so, and she understands, before severing the telepathic link. Then, I smell cupcakes, and look around to see Pinkie has come into my layer. I hiss.

"Now thats rude, I just came to give you some cupcakes after what happened." Pinkie says, looking right at me in the dark. I just crawl out, and look at her.

"Thank you. I will be heading home soon, so these are appreciated." Pinkie nods, and pulls out a box of cupcakes.

"Here, for everyone at the hive. Your moms favorite is in here, blueberry flavored cupcakes where hard to make." She says. I just tilt my head, before shrugging it off. I dont have time to care about what she said. Taking the box, I thank her, and leave, Jun behind me.

We make it to Canterlot after dark, much to my chagrin. I head to the castle, and am halted at the gates.

"Hey, who are you? I've never seen you before?" Says a guard. Looking at him, he is a thestrals, and seems to be a new recruit.

"I am Ambassador Nightshade, ambassador for the Xenomorphs." The guard nods.

"Please wait here while I check that out. I've heard of you, but I want to take precautions." I nod. He is a smart guard, nice to any ambassador, and still makong sure to do his job. I will be remembering his name.

"Thats fine Private..." I say, trailing off to hint my wanting his name.

"Private Night Strike, ma'am. New recruit from the 45th division." I smile. My old division.

"I will be sure to tell Luna that you are doing admirably." The guard blushes, and bows. He then finishes what he was doing, looking at some papers in the small guard station at the castle walls.

"Alright, you can go ma'am. Sorry for the inconvenience." I shake my head.

"Your fine." And then, I move off, waving goodbye to him. He just waves once, before going back to work. I make my way to the throne room real quick. Entering through the vents into the throne room, I see a large meeting underway being conducted with all the nobles, including both of my bastard parents.

Gold Bit, my father, and Gilded Penny, my mother. I hiss, and it fills the room. The nobles in the room all go silent, as they look around trying to find me. The guards dont try, and both Princesses smile at what they hear. I hiss again, and smell the air.

I find that onenof the guards smells like sex again. Mainly, Luna's smell. I crawl down the wall to find the guard, and see it is the same guard as before. I come down behind her, and hiss. I see her visibly tense, her body stiffening at my threat call. The nobles still look around the room blindly, but the shadows are deeper at night.

I move away from the guard that Luna has been having fun with, something I am happy for her at. I move to behind the princesses, and drop down behind them, my body landing without a sound.

I hiss, louder than the other times, as I crawl up the back of the Two thrones, and hang over the princesses. They do a wonderful job of not showing any emotion except a smug look of mirth at the tottering nobles looking scared. Luna especially looks happy. I reach my tail down in front of Luna, and finally the nobles see me. One points to the princesses, and they all see my tail come down in front of Luna, curling around before the spear like end appears.

They all scream in terror, and beg the guards to protect them. Only two stand and try to protect the princesses. Two who I have known to help others however they can. Fleur de Lis was the one I had to watch for though.

Being the ex assassin to Celestia, she was deadly. She had her horn yes, but that was just a part of her arsenal. She grabbed a rapier out of nowhere, and lunged at me. She was fast, faster than anyone in the room could see. Save for the princesses, and me.

I moved my tail to intercept her strike, the blade stabbed into my tail, releasing a small amount of blood. The blood started to eat the sword, and when it dripped, it ate away at whatever it touched. Fleur was baffled, and withdrew her sword from my tail. The melted piece of metal was useless now. Fleur was about to attack again, pulling out a dagger from nowhere once again, when Celestia stepped in.

"My ponies, please, cease this noise. Nightshade, you know better than to do this. Please, come out the shadows and introduce yourself." I sigh, before jumping off the throne back, and landing before the princesses, and standing to full height, towering over every pony in the room.

"Fine. I will introduce myself to the noble rabble. I am Protecters Heart, daughter of the Queen of the Xenomorphs, her ambassador, and her voice. Please, call me ambassador Nightshade, as it will be easier for you buffoons to remember. Also, I am so Happy to see that you all have the princesses safekeeping in the highest regards when I was next to them." I finish, with the utmost sass, sarcasm, and dissapointment as possible dripping out of my mouth like a waterfall.

Only a few had the dignity to look ashamed. I just scoffed in disgust, before turning back to the princesses.

"I am sorry for the interuption, but I came to give high praise to a guard, a recruit working the front gate, Private Night Strike. He did as guards are supposed to, and greeted an ambassador like a guard, was polite the entire time, and apologized for the fact he had to make sure I was who I was. I have a feeling he should get some time for more gate guarding, of the inner gate. Also, I would like to request that, that guard," I point to the guard who smells of Luna, " be transfered to the gate as well, for brief periods." I say, smiling gently. I have no want to hurt them, and want them to be my company when I come out.

The princesses mull for a second, before saying.

"We will need to talk a bit about this, and plan the times for when they will be on guard. I hope you understand, your highness." Celestia says, surprising me a bit that she would use my technical title of royalty. I shake my head.

"I may be her daughter, but I am no princess. Call it adoption, and rebirth. But still, I thank you for your consideration of my words. I must report to my Queen, and help my sister learn." They both nod, and I walk out the room. I then notice two ponies who followed me, but are staying back. I know who they are.

It is Fleur and her husband, Fancy Pants, a gentlestallion if there ever was one. They stayed back, tailing me. So, I made sure they could follow. Every corner, I made sure to keep just enough of my tail seen to let the m know where I went. It was fun to see the ex assassin be noticed, yet she didnt know it. But finally, I reach the doors to the catacombs. I move to the two guarding it, and they open it. As they do, I whisper to one of them to open the door for the two following me. They nod, open the door, and after I pass through, shut it upon my request.

As I entered the catacombs, I screech out a message to my Queen, who responds with a greeting of her own, echoing from the dark. Outside the doors, I can hear the guards talking.

"Halt, who are you? Why are you here?" One asks the Unknown ponies outside.

"Fleur de Lis, silent General to Celestia, retired. I request that you tell me what is beyond these doors." The guard nods, I imagine. He then salutes.

"Sorry, General Fleur. Yes, I will open the doors right away." They must be confused now, as the two guards open the door.

And behind it, sitting, is me, smiling and waiting.

"Hello, Fleur, Fancy. How are you tonight?" I ask, and they are surprised to see me. Fleur recovers first.

"Ambassador Nightshade, we are fine, despite your display in the throne room. May I ask why you are here though?" I nod.

"This is our home. The Queens chamber lies further in, but I am not allowed to take you there. And honestly, I am tired, and I am still hurting from my run in with a unicorn who fireballed me." I say. They both are startled from my answer, and I turn and show them my back, and the chitin thats been melted. They both gasp at the sight.

"That looks horrible! How are you still moving my dear?" Lord Fancy asks.

"It helps that the pain has dulled over the last four hours. I am heading to Mother to so she can help me heal." I reply, hoping to maybe head off soon. I had ended up getting broken shards of chitin in some chinks of my tail, and I would need to take time to get them out, plus the shell on my back wasnt allowing for much flexibility at the moment.

"Well, we wont keep you then. We just wanted to say hello, and partially thank you for interrupting the meeting. The princesses where getting bombarded by petty requests from the rest of the nobles. Your interference gave a good stop to any more blithering and pontificating." Lord Fancy says. I nod.

"Yes, Gold Bit and Gilded Penny always did pontificate like pigeons, never stopping." This confused them as to why I only mentioned those two, so I told them.

"Before I became this, I was a guard. I had known them the most of all the nobles." I say. A slight sneer on my face, my lips drawing back and a low hiss from remembering the ponies who conceived me. They didnt deserve to be called parents, nor did any of the ponies who where their true children, all four of them, deserve to be called my siblings.

I had new siblings, brothers and sisters, and Mother. This king of my new family, I calmed down. Fancy and Fleur had noticed my anger, but Fleur I knew had seen it was more than just regular anger from them being snobs. Fancy though finished us.

"Well, we dont want to keep you longer. Your hurt, and need to get back to your, Mother, right? Get back to her to get healed up. I hope to see you again soon, Ambassador Nightshade." I nod, and bow to both of them, and they do the same, before they leave, and the doors are closed. After they close, I just slump where I am, and almost fall.

I'm so tired right now. I hurt too. It took most of my willpower to not fall asleep in my Ponyville layer, and come here. Then the commotion I made in the throne room, and the walk and final talk here by the doors to the caverns. I turned towards the darkness, and started to move, but before I did, I saw Geralt come around a corner further into the caverns. He rushes to me, and grabs me as I trip on a rock, and he holds me close to his chest with his second claws.

I had never realized how powerful he was before. How big he was, and how strong he looked. His large, thicc arms, strong enough to break diamond by hand. His massive legs, almost as large around as my torso, giving him speed and jumping capability. His smooth chitin, his flexible tail.

Oh Mother, he's a perfect mate. Strong, powerful, and able to protect a brood. I just hope he would find me worthy to carry his brood. And I hope Mother wont mind.

My daughter wants to mate with Geralt. I wouldnt mind him myself, but hes too humble, and only wants to serve. No, If I were to try to reproduce, I could only reproduce asexually through Parthenogenisis. The eggs I'd lay are unfertilized, and never would be. The larvae the facehuggers place take DNA from the hosts when the Chestburster is still growing. But my Daughter does not reproduce like me, and never will. And no, I won't ever mind her wanting kids.

I want her to be happy, for when I eventually die.

But right now, I must heal her.

Geralt took me to Mother, and placed me next to her. As he stepped away, Mother had me undress myself fully. I stripped right there, unashamed by my nudity when around my true Family.

She then wrapped herself around me, and had me lay against her on my stomach, my back facing up. My breast felt cold against her chitin, and my nipples quickly became hard and aroused. I hoped Geralt could see my body, and how I would be good for our brood. My vagina quickly became moist as I thought of Geralt putting and impregnating an egging me, the thought of him ravaging me and filling me with his sperm, fertilizing my egg.

I barely noticed mother spit some resin onto my back, and it harden quickly. I didnt notice that my thoughts had crossed throughout the hive, and that Geralt was moving closer. I didnt feel Mother move away, but I noticed Geralt flip me over onto my back, and get close, so close.

I felt something against my stomach, and looked down, to see his massive penis in front of me. It was easily 5ft long, and about seven inches thick. And all I could imagine was it being stuffed in me, and pouring sperm into my eggs. I felt them, two, and I could feel they needed to be fertilized.

I looked to Geralt, and started to rub against him, spreading my scent across him, marking him as mine, and telling him with screeches that I want him to breed me. My scent drifted into his nose, and he quickly got hard, his massive cock straightening and going rigid.

He lifted me in his hands and turned me around, and brought me up high, situated above his cock. I looked down, and spread my wet, wet lips, and screeched to bury it in me.

And it was glorious when he did. The dog like tip poked through first, and he didnt stop or go slow. I was impaled in seconds, the massive tool going deep inside my body with one move. He ripped through my Hymen in one motion, and the pain was euphoric, and ecstasy took me as I felt him throb inside me.

I came, my body filled and limp in his arms, ready for him to breed me like a bitch. My mind was blank, the only thought I could think of was him filling me with sperm, to fuck me and fill me, to fertilize my eggs, and birth our children. I screeched in ecstasy, an actual screech of no words but pleasure.

Then he lifted me up, his penis dragging through my vagina, and I came as it shifted all my organs, I could feel it. My stomach and lungs moved, and I could feel it was easier to breath, even if I didnt need to. My bladder didnt feel like it needed to explode, and my throat didn't feel so tight in my neck.

And he thrusted back in, and all my organs got fucked with me. I flunked, spit coming out as I felt his penis jam into me down to his knot. I looked down, and came as I saw the shape of his penis forming through my chitin skin. His penis was so big, my body was distended by its size, and you could see it travel through me. It was so deep in me, the tip was just at the bottom of my neck, and my tits wrapped around it. I immediately grabbed them, and started to rub them together around the cock stuck inside me.

He must of liked it, as he hissed, before pulling out, and I came as I saw it move, and felt my organs shift. Some part of my mind knew that my body shouldnt be able to handle this, and that it was only thanks to being part Xenomorph that he wasn't tearing me apart in the most literal of senses with his massive pussy-breaker.

He thrust in, and I came again, and he kept thrusting in and out, and each time I came, as I watched his massive penis break me. My tongue lolled out of my mouth, and I was glurked and clicking as he thrust into me, air forced out of me and through spit and stomach acids that didnt have anything on my blood, as he forced his dick into my lungs, fucking them and every other organ as he fucked my pussy.

When I thought that, my mind fully broke, and I couldnt think of myself as anything more than his breeding bitch. He was using literally all of my insides to pleasure himself, and he would reward me with his sperm, fertilizing my eggs, and ensuring that our children would be amazing and powerful.

And then I felt it. He started to put more power into his thrusts, and his speed picked up. Finally, he grabbed my legs, and jammed his dick into me, and pulled my legs down at the same time.

This whole time, I thought he had already entered my womb, and was fucking me and the eggs directly. I was wrong. He finally broke through my inner entrance, and I screamed and came as he shoved his knot in me. His cock was already 7in wide. Well, his not was a whole foot, and it stretched my pounded pussy so wide, it almost felt like it would tear, and then I felt it stretching me while inside me, and my inner lips were stretched beyond thought. And he finally came.

You might have heard it was like a volcano inside the girl, and that it was hot. Well, its true. It felt like I had sat on a volcano as it exploded, and it all went inside me, lava, pyroclast, smoke, everything filled me, and it was so warm against my inner chamber, I felt like I was going to melt from its heat.

His cum filled me, and my womb, and my stomach bulged, and bulges, and bulges, until I looked like I had three Yoga balls inside me stretching me out.

I didnt have to imagine hard in the fact that I could almost SEE my eggs soaking up his sperm, and I knew that I was pregnant with his eggs progeny. I felt full, and my eggs had been fertilized, and my sex drive turned off.

Geralt pulled his massive cock from my womb, and pulled himself almost all the way out, and waited for a second. I didnt know why, until I saw Lao come over, and get near my pussy. As he pulled out, she clamped her mouth on it, and started to spit out resin onto my pussy, making it so that no cum would come out. She did make sur eto take a couple of gulps first, before she did so.

She then proceeded to suck off Geralt, cleaning his cock with her mouth, slurping up my pussy juices and his semen,and she came to me. She then pulled me into a passionate kiss, and gave me all the leftovers of our fornication that had been on him. It tasted delicious, the sweetest, thickest drink I had ever had, mixed with my own Raspberry flavored cum that I had tasted when I had played with myself, before I had became like I am now.

And with her final kiss, she was done giving me my meal, which it truly was, the protein from his semen helping me to heal my back and help the baby grow. It was over.

I had got my back fixed, and had finally gotten my eggs fertilized. I had a good meal, and I would lay my two eggs in a few days time, before looking for the right host to take the two children. But for now, I was so tired.

I drifted off to sleep, feeling Geralt and Mother next to me, curled up, and happy. I smiled, and curled up like a fetus against Mother, holding onto Geralts tail, and drifted off to sleep.

Author's Note

Alright, this is my first, and I mean first, ever sex scene that I wrote. The reason for the size of the Praetorians penis size, is they are huge, literally almost as tall as the queen, which if you remember is massive.

Anyways, tell me how it was, and how you think all of this chapter was. And also, before anybody says anything, the chapter name is actually a coincidence, as I forgot its title until just seconds before this sentence. It was more or less just meant to be incredulous, mostly about weird/stupid events that happen around.

And finally, Protecters Heart also finally finds out about the second form of the cane, the bladed whip. Anyways, its 5:00 in the morning as I finish this, so I'm going to sleep. Stay healthy, and stay home, please.

Have a Jivin Day!