Molesty stuff (not clop you dirty minded buggers)
"Order, order!" shouted the stereotypical court room judge over the din of the assembled ponies. Slowly, the rowdy equines quietened down to a barely audible babble. "Thank you." Said the judge, his glorious white muttonstache rippling as he surveyed the pony to his right.
Pinkie Pie sat in the cubicle, her hooves chained together, yet her face was still plastered with her signature smile and her hair was still as bouncy as Vinyl Scratch's bass.
To the judges left sat...something. The cubicle was occupied by a large rubber duck at the moment, yet a few seconds ago there had been a rather sad looking gorilla. The objects represented the 4th wall. Having no physical form, the 4th wall chose to to project whatever image seemed fit onto the very fabric of a universe.
"well, here goes nothing" thought the judge. "I now declare the case of the 4th wall versus Pinkie Pie to be in progress. 4th wall, please would you deliver your opening statement to the jury and powers assembled." The 4th wall sore it fit to turn into a rather interesting talking fish called Jeffrey.
"Mares and Colts of the jury. I swim here before you today in the most dire state of pain and confusion. On the evening of the 5th of Summer, at around 5:52 PM, I was brutally molested by the pony who goes by the name of Pinkie Pie. She violated me in many ways. That is all." Concluded the fish, before turning into a turnip shaped like a thingy. "Well...that was, err, interesting...Jeffrey. Pinkie Pie, please give your opening statement to the court." Said the judge as a small amount of smoke came out his ears as his brain began to melt from being sat between two of the most unusual things."
"I didn't do it! He's just lying because he is fed up of me breaking him, which isn't illegal because he doesn't exist and I'm a lunatic." A dark blue hoof raised in from the back of the audience to the case.
"TIS A LIE! I HAVE NO TICS THOU PATHETIC WHELP!"
"Order!" called the judge as he banged his gavel with a resounding thump.
