Years after the events of The Last Crusade, Scootaloo's parents have a successful reality show--and they've made it clear that the only reason they wanted Scootaloo to come to Shire Lanka with them was because families attract viewers. Their abandonment has left her a depressed, teenaged shell of herself--until she finds herself in Manehattan with somepony who understands parental betrayal better than she could have ever imagined.

Contains headcanons from my If You Give a Little Love universe, but is otherwise a standalone story. Coverart by Shikogo.