Author's Note

I gave the story some eyes and ears to be self-aware.

Curse Of Being Hot

The bell finally rings telling the students that it's time to go home.

”After a "long" day of work I can finally relax.” Leo says when he got home.

He played that game again but played Baseball. And he selects to be a pitcher first.

Welcome to Flying Bat Baseball game!

“I wonder what this game will be like!”

To throw the ball, please put your right or left hoof up. Then put that hoof back and do a throwing action.

Leo throws the ball.

Strike 1!

Leo throws it again.

Strike 2!

Leo throws it one more time.

Out!

This goes on 2 more times.

Change sides!

To hit a ball with a-

“Blah blah blah we get it just make your sides face to the TV and move your head to swing.” Leo says interrupting the tutorial even though it’s impossible to interrupt tutorials when not doing some action to stop playing the tutorial.

Leo hits the ball and by "luck" he got a home run.

HOME RUN!

10 minutes later and Leo won the game by "luck".

Leo goes to his room when he hears a knock on his door. Leo now opens the door.

“What do you want help with, Twilight?” Leo says disappointed about who it was, but happy it’s not Lyra nor Bon-Bon, aka what Leo calls drugs pony.

“I’ve been hearing that somepony saw you, and is writing fan fiction on you,”

Well that came sooner than expected... “Is there chance you know the title of it?” Leo says, without a single joke said.

“That isn’t important,”

“Okay.” Leo closes the door with a chuckle. Leo could hear Twilight trying to open the door, but when ponies get insane...

The window breaks with glass shattering and flying everywhere from Twilight flying through the window.

“You’ve gotten nuts now, don’t fly through my window that’s in my house that I got 2 DAYS AGO!” Leo says angrily.

Wait a minute... Twilight wouldn't do that since she's a princess. What it she is not her but somepony else?

This brought a flashback to Leo of his school.

“There’s some villains in Equestrian history, and the one with wings and a horn, but not a Alicorn is called Chrysalis.” the teacher said teaching the class.

“Chrysalis can change to any pony she desires. Even a pony that doesn’t exist!”

“That’s a good power to have.” young Leo says after the teacher said the lesson of Chrysalis.

“She can be anypony she wants and not be alone at recess!” young Leo also says as a joke.

Some ponies laugh and some didn’t. Leo always wants to crack a joke.

In fact, the teacher was kinda strange back then. He was this green dude and had the power to get every female Pony, Griffin, Dragon, Yak, and Reindeer to find him more attractive when he was wearing a suit.

That guy also lives in... Ponyville...

“Hey, you there?” someone said with a certain type of voice.

Leo gets out of his flashback and gets back to life.

Leo saw this black pony with holes on her body, holes on her horn, green eyes, and some long greenish blue hair.

“Wait a minute. Are you...”

Leo was so shocked he had nothing to say except for one specific word...

“Chrysalis?”

“Oh what a surprise, you recognized me!” Chrysalis said.

“I was just thinking you were perfect for feeding love off.” Chrysalis saw that Leo was concerned about her grammar.

GRAMMAR POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM DA UNDERGROUND!

Chrysalis’s horn glowed with Leo’s head, making him tired, his head getting woozy, and his vision getting a bit blurry.

Leo’s eyes slide open as he awakens.

Leo finds himself inside a hospital bed, with a blanket on top of him, but something catches Leo’s eye.

Leo finds out that a green man has been poking Leo until he’s awake.

“Anon?”

“That’s me!” Anon said with a smile.

“There’s also Nurse Red...” Anon’s voice drives off as he notices Nurse Redheart look at Leo in a... suggestive way...

“Redheart?” Leo says looking at Redheart with a skeptical expression.

Redheart stops looking into Leo’s soul with an embarrassed expression.

“Oops...” Redheart said awkwardly.

Leo is thinking about Banned From Equestria right now, with a Nurse Redheart scene, and playing as himself.

“I’ll be right back. Gotta use the restroom.” Anon says while leaving the room.

“This is the chance Redheart!” Redheart thought to herself.

Redheart swings her lips onto Leo’s, and makes out with him.

So that’s how I get a marefriend.

Leo is wondering what is going on right now, and wonders what to do.

Go along with it or refuse?

Leo decides to go along with it, and sticks his tongue into Redheart’s.

Redheart blushes in surprise at that, but ya know what else is a surprise?

Anon opens the door and everyone is in shock while Redheart and Leo look at Anon, not breaking the kiss.

“This is... unexpected.” Anon says.

Leo breaks the kiss and says “SHE STARTED IT!”.

After a long time of a lot of explaining, Leo is back outside seeing everypony in town.

At least nopony wants my dick.

Leo decides to pay a visit to Applejack.

Applejack and Leo have became friends yesterday, hanging out at a theme park.

Leo notices the Cutie Mark Crusaders clubhouse and decides to take a peek inside. That peek was a good important peek.

Scootaloo is on a laptop writing something like fan fiction...

Leo opens the door and says “Are you writing fan fiction on me?” scaring Scootaloo a bit.

“N-no...”

Scootaloo jumps on Leo and tries to kiss him.

“I CANNOT MAKE OUT WITH A FILLY! THAT’S ILLEGAL!” Leo says escaping Scootaloo.

“This day has been weird. I wonder what will happen next.” Leo says.

“Maybe Twilight can explain to me about this.” Leo walks to Twilight’s castle.

Leo knocks on Twilight’s door and she answers.

“Oh hi, Leo.”

“Hi. Twilight, why have ponies been trying to make out with me today?”

“It may be because of how hot you are,” Twilight says.

“Wait, what?” Leo says with a confused expression.

“There has been emails to me about casting a spell on you so ponies can be yours,” Twilight responds with.

“Let me see,” Leo says wondering.

Twilight follows Leo to the laptop, and there’s over 300 emails of this.

“I think I’m gonna go home now,” Leo says leaving the castle.

Twilight waves a hoof at Leo while he leaves.

“I need a guide on how to get a marefriend though,” Leo says as he walks home.