Leo's Newcoming In Equestria

by MrSomeone

Rating: teen
Tags: Profanity, Adventure, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character
Length: 2204

A new reindeer appears in Equestria somehow.

Equestria has been known to have places in it and Twilight having a map for where she sees everything. But what would it be like if someone from a foreign town came? What if it was a different species that's unknown? And that's what this story is about!

Published 2019-08-06 21:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-08-27 04:19:31 UTC

Newcomer Getting On His Hooves

Author's Note

I love how I said "Discord" without knowing about Discord from the show MLP. Also I have no idea why I ended sentences in the beginning so shortly. I also forgot the paragraphs. This story has some spelling mistakes and seems very unfunny. This is because I was so excited about making stories on here.

Newcomer Getting On His Hooves

Leo always wondered what it would be like to live in Equestria each time he went on Discord. He'd chat with almost everypony being on there and ask them what it's like to be in Equestria instead of a reindeer yet no pony believed him at all since they never heard of a reindeer.

“Do they have problems with the town in Equestria?” Leo said as he scrolled through Discord.

Leo's phone rang and he picked it up.

“Hello?” Leo said to the phone waiting for a response. No response at all. Leo hangs up the phone while saying

“Well who's gonna call me witho- HOLY RED NOSE!” but he got interrupted of a portal appearing in his bedroom behind his chair, what are the odds? Leo gets sucked into the portal to find himself face first into the grass. Leo spits in the disgusting taste of grass in his mouth.

Leo hears hoovesteps coming closer and closer and closer and that probably times a million, but anyways,

A pony said “What do we have here?” Leo lifts his head up a little more to see a town with a very vintage look of houses except for a castle made of crystal, that was the modern thing in all of the town seen by Leo.

“Where am I. Who are you?” Leo says to a pony who has a white scheme with flowing hair and a shiny yellow crown. “Where are my manners? name is Celestia and how did you get here?” The white pony says

with a response from Leo saying “I don't really know since suddenly I got a phone call and some portal randomly so happened to appear exactly if the middle of my bedroom which in reality never happens to anypony at all today and I don't know the odds.”. Leo just became sarcastic for a reason.

Celestia says “Well where do you live and if you have no way of returning home, what house would you like?”

with Leo responding with “Okay so I'm from Jablin which is out of Equestria and you're saying if I can't return home I have to live here? Ya can't do that with newcomers who so happened to appear out of nowhere!”.

Celestia responds with “You can go to Canterlot or Manehattan or live in the woods. Also, why is your nose red?” then booping Leo after the sentence.

Leo got a little bit frustrated when he got booped and did a push in a form of a slap on Celestia's face.

Leo responds with “I'm a reindeer that's why.”

then Celestia continuing the conversation with “I have been getting some complaints about somepony on Discord pretending to be a reindeer. But I guess we'll get you a home.” saying that last part as she knew there was no way home.

2 hours later and Leo has setup his new home in Ponyville, but Leo gets a knock on the door from Twilight.

Leo says “What is it?”

with a response from Twilight saying “I need some help since Spike is busy.“ then the conversation going back and fourth with the speaking with Leo saying

“What's Spike busy with?”

“Uhhhhh... I don't wanna talk about what he's busy with.”. That seems suspicious.

“I guess I'll come help then.”

“Great!” and then the conversations ends. When Leo comes to Twilight's castle and sees Spike on a computer, his curiosity gets the best of him. Leo goes to see Spike's computer and he sees it.

“So that's what you like.” with 3 seconds after the sentence Leo almost barfs because Spike was watching porn.

Twilight says to Leo “I just needed some help grading these papers.” with Leo responding with “Sure I guess.”. at 12:00 PM Leo got another knock on his door. At this point I'd be called the knock knock man.

Leo opens the door and says “Hello?” with Lyra standing there slightly blushing.

This better not be what I think it is.

Lyra responds making the conversation going back and fourth again with “Can you come over to my house for a bit?” “But why?”. Lyra points at Leo's mouth while sticking her tongue out telling Leo what she wants. Leo slams the door in Lyra's face. “I'm just gonna continue watching TV.”. Leo continues watching TV but falls asleep later.

Leo fell asleep on his bed and wakes up at 7:23 AM. Leo decides to listen to his favorite tunes. Leo hears a knock on his door once again, but this time it was Bon-Bon who was there, with the exact same request that Lyra had but she didn't get it at all.

Leo groans because of what he expects from door knocking make out requests. He just wanted to play one of that new game released called Pony Motion Sports Season 2. The game kinda looked like this. (This is not mine. This was made by vanillaghosties on Devianart) But since now he had the chance he inserts the disk and starts playing the game. He decided to play tennis. Then he plays buckball. Welcome to a game of buckball! Let's get started! The game says Leo is on Rainbow Dash's team. The list of recruits is down below.

Twilight controls the bucket

Rainbow Dash blocks the bucket

Leo bucks the ball

And the scores were like this. (Left is Leo and Right is the Opponent.)

0 - 1
1 - 1
2 - 1
3 - 1
3 - 2
3 - 3
3 - 4
4 - 4
5 - 4

Leo's team won!

“YES!” Leo shouted as he won.
When Leo was done celebrating he decides for some reason he should check the mail.
Leo wanted to be a teacher which was why he got the mail.

Leo reads the mail. Leo was accepted! And school hasn't started yet so he went to school to start. He went to his class. Skip to 8:00 and the students were here. Then the transported to the new classroom but the students were unsure about where this fellow was from...

Curse Of Being Hot

Author's Note

I gave the story some eyes and ears to be self-aware.

Curse Of Being Hot

The bell finally rings telling the students that it's time to go home.

”After a "long" day of work I can finally relax.” Leo says when he got home.

He played that game again but played Baseball. And he selects to be a pitcher first.

Welcome to Flying Bat Baseball game!

“I wonder what this game will be like!”

To throw the ball, please put your right or left hoof up. Then put that hoof back and do a throwing action.

Leo throws the ball.

Strike 1!

Leo throws it again.

Strike 2!

Leo throws it one more time.

Out!

This goes on 2 more times.

Change sides!

To hit a ball with a-

“Blah blah blah we get it just make your sides face to the TV and move your head to swing.” Leo says interrupting the tutorial even though it’s impossible to interrupt tutorials when not doing some action to stop playing the tutorial.

Leo hits the ball and by "luck" he got a home run.

HOME RUN!

10 minutes later and Leo won the game by "luck".

Leo goes to his room when he hears a knock on his door. Leo now opens the door.

“What do you want help with, Twilight?” Leo says disappointed about who it was, but happy it’s not Lyra nor Bon-Bon, aka what Leo calls drugs pony.

“I’ve been hearing that somepony saw you, and is writing fan fiction on you,”

Well that came sooner than expected... “Is there chance you know the title of it?” Leo says, without a single joke said.

“That isn’t important,”

“Okay.” Leo closes the door with a chuckle. Leo could hear Twilight trying to open the door, but when ponies get insane...

The window breaks with glass shattering and flying everywhere from Twilight flying through the window.

“You’ve gotten nuts now, don’t fly through my window that’s in my house that I got 2 DAYS AGO!” Leo says angrily.

Wait a minute... Twilight wouldn't do that since she's a princess. What it she is not her but somepony else?

This brought a flashback to Leo of his school.

“There’s some villains in Equestrian history, and the one with wings and a horn, but not a Alicorn is called Chrysalis.” the teacher said teaching the class.

“Chrysalis can change to any pony she desires. Even a pony that doesn’t exist!”

“That’s a good power to have.” young Leo says after the teacher said the lesson of Chrysalis.

“She can be anypony she wants and not be alone at recess!” young Leo also says as a joke.

Some ponies laugh and some didn’t. Leo always wants to crack a joke.

In fact, the teacher was kinda strange back then. He was this green dude and had the power to get every female Pony, Griffin, Dragon, Yak, and Reindeer to find him more attractive when he was wearing a suit.

That guy also lives in... Ponyville...

“Hey, you there?” someone said with a certain type of voice.

Leo gets out of his flashback and gets back to life.

Leo saw this black pony with holes on her body, holes on her horn, green eyes, and some long greenish blue hair.

“Wait a minute. Are you...”

Leo was so shocked he had nothing to say except for one specific word...

“Chrysalis?”

“Oh what a surprise, you recognized me!” Chrysalis said.

“I was just thinking you were perfect for feeding love off.” Chrysalis saw that Leo was concerned about her grammar.

GRAMMAR POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM DA UNDERGROUND!

Chrysalis’s horn glowed with Leo’s head, making him tired, his head getting woozy, and his vision getting a bit blurry.

Leo’s eyes slide open as he awakens.

Leo finds himself inside a hospital bed, with a blanket on top of him, but something catches Leo’s eye.

Leo finds out that a green man has been poking Leo until he’s awake.

“Anon?”

“That’s me!” Anon said with a smile.

“There’s also Nurse Red...” Anon’s voice drives off as he notices Nurse Redheart look at Leo in a... suggestive way...

“Redheart?” Leo says looking at Redheart with a skeptical expression.

Redheart stops looking into Leo’s soul with an embarrassed expression.

“Oops...” Redheart said awkwardly.

Leo is thinking about Banned From Equestria right now, with a Nurse Redheart scene, and playing as himself.

“I’ll be right back. Gotta use the restroom.” Anon says while leaving the room.

“This is the chance Redheart!” Redheart thought to herself.

Redheart swings her lips onto Leo’s, and makes out with him.

So that’s how I get a marefriend.

Leo is wondering what is going on right now, and wonders what to do.

Go along with it or refuse?

Leo decides to go along with it, and sticks his tongue into Redheart’s.

Redheart blushes in surprise at that, but ya know what else is a surprise?

Anon opens the door and everyone is in shock while Redheart and Leo look at Anon, not breaking the kiss.

“This is... unexpected.” Anon says.

Leo breaks the kiss and says “SHE STARTED IT!”.

After a long time of a lot of explaining, Leo is back outside seeing everypony in town.

At least nopony wants my dick.

Leo decides to pay a visit to Applejack.

Applejack and Leo have became friends yesterday, hanging out at a theme park.

Leo notices the Cutie Mark Crusaders clubhouse and decides to take a peek inside. That peek was a good important peek.

Scootaloo is on a laptop writing something like fan fiction...

Leo opens the door and says “Are you writing fan fiction on me?” scaring Scootaloo a bit.

“N-no...”

Scootaloo jumps on Leo and tries to kiss him.

“I CANNOT MAKE OUT WITH A FILLY! THAT’S ILLEGAL!” Leo says escaping Scootaloo.

“This day has been weird. I wonder what will happen next.” Leo says.

“Maybe Twilight can explain to me about this.” Leo walks to Twilight’s castle.

Leo knocks on Twilight’s door and she answers.

“Oh hi, Leo.”

“Hi. Twilight, why have ponies been trying to make out with me today?”

“It may be because of how hot you are,” Twilight says.

“Wait, what?” Leo says with a confused expression.

“There has been emails to me about casting a spell on you so ponies can be yours,” Twilight responds with.

“Let me see,” Leo says wondering.

Twilight follows Leo to the laptop, and there’s over 300 emails of this.

“I think I’m gonna go home now,” Leo says leaving the castle.

Twilight waves a hoof at Leo while he leaves.

“I need a guide on how to get a marefriend though,” Leo says as he walks home.