Up All Night To Get Umbra

Shining Armor snarled angrily as he approached his bedroom, the trio of princesses following close behind. This wasn’t how things were supposed to happen. He already wasn’t happy with needing to depend on someone like Anon to begin with, and now he finds out that this jerk was fucking the queen in his bed. He pounded on his own door, ignoring the disapproval he was receiving from the royals behind him.

“Personally, I don’t see the big deal,” said Celestia. “He did do what we asked him, albeit… using unorthodox tactics.”

“You just want someone to say you have nice tits, don’t you?” droned Luna. Celestia flashed her sister a glare, before finally hanging her head in defeat.

“It would be nice…”

“Open the fucking door!” shouted Shining. Cadance rolled her eyes before pushing her husband out of the way. “What the hell, Caddy?”

“You’ve never been the most rational thinker when you’re angry,” said Cadance with a sigh. She produced a silver key from her pocket, which she used to unlock the door. “Relax, Shiny.”

“I’ll relax when the bastard is out of my bed.”

“I’m sure he was mindful of his surroundings and refrained from making a mess.” Cadance shook her head at her husband’s vitriol, then pushed the door open. “He may be a bit rude, but he’s not—”

Cadance stopped as she stepped into the room, the air hot and heavy with the stench of sex. She frowned slightly as she ventured forth, her fellow royals following behind, to see the sleeping body of Anon holding a sleeping, snoring Queen Umbra in his arms. The cum that formerly filled Queen Umbra seemed to have leaked out over the last few hours, leaving a pool of Anon’s jizz on the expensive royal silk.

“You were saying?” droned Shining. “I said he was a dick. I was right, you were wrong. Any questions?”

“Yeah, how come you never fuck me that good?”

“Let’s leave them be,” said Celestia, stopping the marital dispute before it could really start. “Whether you like it or not, Anon has saved your kingdom. Let the man sleep.”

“We’ll replace your sheets,” said Luna, leading the party of four out of the room with a shake of the head. “And get ready to pose for those pictures…”

As the royals exited the scene, Anon slowly opened his eyes, letting out a tiny yawn. Fucking an immortal queen into submission was no mean feat, and he was still exhausted, but he thought he heard voices. He looked down at the still slumbering shadow queen on his chest, let out a tired grunt, and went right back to bed.

Anon didn’t ask for much in life. Now he was happy to finally get his well-earned sleep.