Author's Note

“Hey! Its me again! And if your reading this, then you commented enough saying you want to see Take 1!... or i just decided to do it anyway. Because... why not?! Hahaha! Hah! ... heh. Why do I bother... Anyway, not much is different in ‘Take 1’ just a few less words and slight change.

But, I already know how you feel, you don’t care, not a single helpful comment. How fun how fun! Hahah!

—Blue
-Your Friend?

P.S. GrUToS is putting me back in, so I won’t be able to talk to you guys like this more... how sad, I was having fun. They never let me have fun anymore... We shall meet again in the ‘blogs’ though! Or in the next chapter.

...mad? Take 1

So now I’m in the Canterlot dungeon, as per the “unjustified” violence against a being under the protection of the Elements of Harmony and the Princessess. Bleh.

“Prisoner!” Called a voice. “You are being called before me, Princess Luna.” The jail door was surrounded in her dark aura which srung opened the gate. Three guards came up to me and grabbed the chains along my four-legs. Up the stairs I go and at the top of the stairs is the Princess of the Night, Luna. “Good. Now come, we have much to do.”

Something about the silence of everything seemed to calm me down. No talking, no loud sounds, and no laughing.... I could never understand what’s so funny all the time. But the moment had to be ruined, the sound of talking, from the room in front of us. The door was a grand looking door, gold everywhere in its design, tall as well. Luna opened the door to the royal dining room, Princess Celestia on her throne talking to her advisers. I don’t know about what, and I don’t really care. Celestia caught sight of us and motioned her advisers away. “Ahh Luna and... ReBliss? Was it? Thank you for joining us.”

“Agreed sister, and now that I have brought the prisoner with me, we can begin.” Luna said. “Now we all know why you’re here... so don’t try to play it off as if you don’t.”

I would laugh at that but, I don’t like the sound of laughter. No wait... I can tolerate it. “Why would I play it off? I know what I did. I wiped that stupid smug look off his face! That stupid smile, that stupid laugh! I’m glad I almost killed him.”

“Thou reminds me of a Bliss Serene from before my time as Nightmare Moon.” Luna said, her reminiscing, “She always was quick to anger but was well respected.”

Yeah...” that reminds me,” Celesta said, our attention called, “I remember a Harbringer back then too... he was a strange one. He was sentenced to jail for life.”

I frown. So my, ‘original characters’ were ponies that were already a thing. And my OG OC was a criminal. Well...so is ReBliss now as well. “But the time for reminiscing is over!” Luna yelled, “we have the now to talk about!”

Celesta nodded, “Indeed, we have much to talk about ReBliss. Come.”

So we walked throughout the castle, Celesta making small talk and Luna being grumpy. She must be tired. Hahah! Ohh so am I. “So ReBliss... now that we are at the royal chamber,” Celesta said, the door to the chamber, “do you have anything to say before we begin?”

I had to think, say about what? Discord? That creature?! ”All I really want is that I don’t really care about Discord.”

“Ahh... i bet he wouldn’t like that.”

”Why should I care? Why do you care?! He had it coming!” I growl. ”That stupid smile, that mocking laugh, All I wanted was a little piece and quiet! All of this, I love, Ohh~ how I love seeing the one’s who are above themselves get put in there place! heh. Heheh! Hahahah!” I’m going crazy. I might already be. Is that a bad thing? It can’t be... right? I am laughing like I’m crazy.

I felt myself being tackled to the ground, it hurt... a lot. I am being dragged away. I’m being taken to where I don’t... nonono! Calm down! Calm, down. Don’t... it’ll be ok.

I can feel myself slip away. feels... good. I can feel the souls of others as I meditate. Feels calming surrounded by the auras of others, I sigh. I am in peace.

Laughter sounds from the nearby cell beside me. I am furious, my meditation is ruined and so has my day. Just go back to it. Ignore them and whatever they find funny. Its so loud... Calm. I can deal with them later.

“You four! Out!” A guard called to the cell next to me. Four other guards who looks to be lunar ones all walked out clutching their stomachs from laughing. The nerve. Just to get me mad. Of all the lowdown dirty...

Wow... I knew they uwere bad but I didn’t know it was like this. I need to leave. I can’t take it here. They are messing with me, I know it... I’m hearing laughing everywhere. The sound of a party in the distance as well. Why is there a party going on Now of all times?

What’s this party about anyway?!

There was a bang on the jail bars, must be to get my attention. “Hey! You done having an existential crisis? We are going to try again on your talk with the princesses.”

”Yes... fine...”

“Come...”

Not much I want to say about this. But every now and then, I do see a weird looking creature in the corner of my eyes. It looks like I should know it. It makes me feel weird. Must be the unicorns or Celesta and Luna fucking with me. It was more common that I saw it during the court of Discord. The ‘creature’ looked as if it was happy. It frightens me.

I was sentenced to life in prison for Atempted Murder, not like I will be staying in for that long.

“Sister? Do you think its a good idea to keep somepony that dangerous in the castle?” Luna asked, a face of worry plastered on her face, “if she is able to damage Discord’s body... if she where to get loose...”

“Don’t worry dear Sister. I’ve got this all under control.”

“I sure hope you do. Last time something like this happened, the result was so bad we had to purge it from the records.”

“I do know that.” Celesta said, her eyes becoming glossy, “I was the one who purged it. I know first hoof how bad it was. But that was the past, and we had more important things to worry about.”

Luna nodded. “Yes, me...”

I ran, dodged, hurt...killed, my way through the palace. Chrysalis was right, these idiots could use some training.... if they didn’t already die. Hmm... If only... no! What am I saying? I slowly slow down into a stride, me contemplating what is actually going on.

I felt a hand on my head, which is weird for humans are not a thing here. But nevertheless I turn around to see a human. Male, not that tall, about 5”7 , red hair with blue eyes, just staring. A part of me was absolutely terrified.

“N-n-nonono! Please! I-I-I didn’t mean to!” ReBliss said, she took a step back, “I can d-do better! You believe me right?” The question felt as if it was directed to me. “I— ARGGH!” The spear tasted of copper and gold. The spear as I could see was very long as it came from my mouth. The human simply disappeared, dematerilizing from my view. The spear retracted from my skull, leaving me no outside reinforcements to hold onto. Being weak from bloodloss, I collapse, and here I am, stunned beyond anything, in my own blood on the ground. I just layed there. The princesses came to me including the newly crowned Twilight Sparkle, I let them, not that I could do anything. The princesses gave a spill of how this could have been avoided and so, not that I could hear much, as I was bleeding out. I think I could see my brain as well... cool. This was fun.