I wasn't online for a few day because of school, but as of right now, I am back, I logged in and to my surprise, found myself in what I can only imagine was the Canterlot Castle. Huh.... a lot of gold and obsidian looking stuff everywhere. Didn't expect that. "HALT!!" a very loud, commanding voice said from behind me. And the pony in question was a very masculine pony wearing gold armor coming right around the corner with a buck load of companions with spears the size of my entire body! "Who are you and how did you manage to get in here without being seen?!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, but I heard that there was a wedding going on and I like weddings! They are fun!" Some of the guards chuckle, but the one up front shut them up real quick. They then circled up to chat. "What shall we do?"

"I don't know."

"Could he be one of the ones we are defending against?" They then began circling me. "Ok little one, we are going to perform a spell to check if you are a pony."

"What? How could I not be a pony?"

"Well..." the pony was slapped by another, "Don't tell him that! Just perform the spell!" They all then lit up their horns with what I suspect to be a changeling disguise remover spell. Nothing happened. "He's safe."

"Ok little one, come with us." I followed them all the way to these giant golden doors, when they opened them, in the far back of the room were Princess motherfreaking Celestia herself!! I'm screwed. "My princess, we have spotted a pony wondering the halls of the castle. And he has passed the spell check."

"I can see that." She spoke.

"What do you wish we do with him?"

She thought for a moment, looking me up and down, until she finally said, "Leave him with me."

"Of course your highness." the guards left us. Celestia did a small motion with her hooves and the rest of the guards cleared the room. It was just me and Celestia. "So my little pony," she said, "what was it that you were doing roaming around these halls?"

"Well, I heard that there was going to be a wedding! I like weddings! They're fun!"

She raised and eyebrow. I didn't like it. But then she gave a small laugh. "Yes yes they are. What is your name?"

"Uhhh Black Harbringer."

"Black Harbringer huh?"

"Yes your ,highness."

"Please, drop the formalities, just call me Celestia."

"Ok Celestia."

"So Harbringer," she said, "how is it that you were able to get here in under a day without using the train? Its not exactly close by the Ponyville."

"Oh uhh, I flew? I am a fast flyer."

She gave me this look that said to me, 'I didn't buy a single word you said'.

"Surely you saw the pink shield surrounding the city right? You couldn't have flown in here as the bubble would have stopped you."

"Well I heard that they were using it to keep some things out, I wasn't one so I passed through."

She nodded in understanding, "Ok true." At that moment a guard arrived, "Presenting, The Bearers of the Elements of Harmony!!" He announced.

"Ahh, there they are."

"Princess, we are-- Harbringer?" Twilight came in, what the hay are you doing here?"

"There's a weddinng!"

"Yes, but, how did you get here?" she asked, "We arrived by train, we didn't see you in there."

"So you're the ruffian that took the pictures!" Rarity came up to the front of the group. "You should have known better. Even if Diamond told you too."

"Calm Rarity." Celestia raised a hoof, "As I myself as been on the cover of one of those newspapers, I didn't really mind it. 'Celestia Just Like Us?!' Perfect! It even caught me eating cake!"

"Pri-princess?"

"Do not worry My Student, no harm was really done."

"I actually only took two photos, and they were both right after the other."

"Which one?" Celestia asked.

"Oh just the 'Speed Demon' one."

"What?!" I heard from the back of the group. And from the ashes, came a rainbow. A rainbow sprouted in front of my face. "You were the one who posted that one?!"

"Yep."

"Wait," Applejack stopped us, "ya said that ya took two photos, what was the other one?"

"Heheh, oh just the one where you were all surrounding Spike with big smiles on your faces." I laughed when I saw there faces of utter shock. Rarity blushed, Fluttershy cowered, Applejack just stood there, Rainbow looked like she wanted to say something, Pinkie did nothing, and Twilight glared at me. Oh, and Spike just stood there looking at the others. "I left after that."

"You little ruffian!"

Hey, just be glad I didn't publish that." They all paled. "Ahh yes, I could have seen the title, 'What do they do when nopony's looking? The luckiest dragon in Ponyville?'" It would have been great. "I don't think that's inappropriate for a school newspaper."

*Shrug* "I could have tried though."

"Where did you even come of the knowledge little pony?"

"My parents."

"Really?" Celestia asked.

"Yeah! As mom didn't really care about me, she didn't really care about what I saw."

"And what you're saying is?~"

"Yep. One day, she put on a porno, as I was in the same room. And after that, I read more about what I saw, and learned some things."

"Twilight told me her name," Celestia stated, "her name was Black Fizzy Pop right?"

"Yep."

"Of course, Harbringer, can you leave the room for a sec?" Celestia asked'

"Oh sure." I walked out, the guards closing the doors behind me. And from the room I was just in, I could hear them talking about how disgusting she was. Saying things like, "Ah can't believe a mare would put somethin' like that with her child in the same room!" and, "Oh how dreadful." and like, "I never had a foal, and most likely never will, but I will never, never put that on with them around!" And more. "Ummm hello?" I heard behind me. And behind me, was Princess Cadence. Well, actually Queen Chrysalis, but, who's keeping check?

"Who are you and what are you doing trespassing in the castle?!"

"Oh Cadence!"

"That's Princess Mi Amore Cadenza you little....."she stopped herself, "why are you here?"

"I heard that you were going to have a wedding! So I sneaked in to see it!"

"Huh-uh... as much as I love as many ponies as possible gawking over me, you must leave.

I shake my head, "Sorry but, Celestia told me to wait out here."

To Chrysalis:"Of course, but you wouldn't know that now would you?"

'Cadence' then looked around for the source of that voice, "What are you looking for princess?"

"Oh uh nothing," she then sighed, "fine, I will get Celestia another time." She walked back the way she came.

To Chrysalis:"Bye Chrsy! See ya later."

She shuddered as she turned the corner. "Ok Harbringer, you can come back in" Twilight said as she opened the door letting me in. "Ok Harbringer, both of ya parents are... not alive, anymore right?" Applejack asked.

"Yeah, dad died first, when he died, mom immediately dropped me off at the orphanage. Good thing too, I didn't really want to live with her alone." Rarity's face was appalled. "Heh, she died shortly after in another attack. Karma is a real ***** huh?" Wait a sec, was that a censor? I think it was. "Was that a censor sound?" Rainbow asked at the sound. Huh... so I guess it also extends to them. Interesting. "I don't think anypony attended her funeral."

"Sorry girls," Celestia said, breaking us up, "but we need to begin with the wedding now."

"Oh oh oh! I saw Cadence!"

"You did." Twilight said.

"Yeah! She was sorta mean though. Saying I didn't belong here. I thought she was the Princess of Love." Twilight eyes lit up as if to say, 'we will be taking later'. They all said nothing as they left the room, leaving me with Celestia again.

"So.... Harbringer," I don't like where this might go. "You say that Princess Cadence is acting a little weird?"

"Yea- uhh yeah.... I never actually met her, but I heard she was super nice, but when i met her outside, she was actually pretty rude."

"Hmmm yes, well, I can assure you that she meant no ill meaning behind it, just that she was surprised to see a foal outside the throne room." Oooh she's good.

"Well, I guess but, she was even about to swear."

Celestia raised a brow, "Explain."

:Well, she said, 'That's Princess Mi Amore Cadenza you little.....' so yeah."

"I will talk to her about it later. But for now, tell ne...." she never was able to finish that statement as the door to the throne room bursted open to the sight of a dark alicorn whose name is Luna. "Celestia!" she yelled, attempting to get her sister's attention, "We have felt it again!"

"Felt what?"

"A pony entering thee mind of a pony!"

"Where?" Celestia asked with a hint of worry.

"Right here in the castle!" Luna stated, well crap. "We fear that if a pony that can enter a mind by themself and being here in thou castle, we fear it might bring disastrous results!"

"Hmmm.... I see." They looked right at me.

"Tia, who is this little pony?" I gulp.

"This, sister, is Black Harbringer, I'm sure I told you about him after Twilight's letter."

"Oh yes, well, you have my condolences."

"Oh well, thank you." Another glare, I'm fucked if they find out, and this one holds rule over the mind, so she definitely knows.

"Well, yes," she said, still glaring, "now, go with Twilight, as you are a foal, they will look after you while you are here."

"Ye-yea-yes ma'am" I scurried off out the door.

After galloping to find Twilight, I finally found them in the dining hall of the castle. Twilight heard me when I opened the door leading to the hall. "Harbringer?" she asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Oh well, Luna came in, and sent me away while she talked with Celestia. She said go with Twilight."

She sighed, "Well fine, if Luna said so. Come on Harbringer, you can help us set up."

"Ok fine."

While the others went on to do their thing, I was tasked by Twilight to find 'Cadence'. Finding her was the easy part, getting her to come to the kitchen was the problem.

"C'mon Cadence, Twilight needs you to make sure you are fine with everything."

"Isn't that her job?" 'Cadence' asked.

Heheh "True, but it is your wedding, you make the choices."

"Fine! Whatever," she sighed relectely, "I'll go."

"Thank you."

After making it to the kitchen, 'Cadence' was then asked by Applejack if the apple-based food was up to her standards. 'Cadence' gagged, but in the end said, "Yeah, urp, they're great!"

Applejack smiled, "That's great ta hear Princess! Ah'll be sure to pack extra. Here, Ah'll even pack you some for the road!" Applejack hoofed 'Cadence' an extra bag, and when Applejack's back was turned, 'Cadence' threw them in the trash nearby. 'Cadence' turned to me, "So uhhh..."

"Midnight Pop."

"Midnight Pop..., why are you following me?"

I cleared my throat and regaled up, "As order of Princess Celestia, I will stay with you while you go on about your day."

"....Uh-huh. Yes well, go away."

"Nmmm hmmm. Sorry Cadence, can't."

'Cadence' grumbled. She smirked. "I guess you can help. Follow me."

Hmmmm. I think I am about to be replaced by a changeling.

We headed out into the empty hallway. And after five minutes of walking, "So Chrysalis, when is it gonna happen?"[/i
Chrysalis stopped in her tracks to look at me while i kept walking. "How- how did you know?"

"I foresaw it. But enough about how I know, its how you expect Twilight to be fooled."

"Hmpf! I did not come here to be instructed how to do my job by a Foal!"

"Oh ho! But that doesn't mean anything now does it? As a foal, I am trusted. I can help you get to be trusted."

"I'm listening."

"First, you not knowing about the 'Sunshine Dance,' Twilight suspects something is wrong."

Chrysalis sighed, "Yes, the moment she did that, I knew it was something I was supposed to know."

"Second, if you get a chance to get Twilight alone, don't put her in with Cadence, she is much stronger than you think."

"I'll.....keep that in mind."

"And third, putting me into a cocoon won't do you any good, I know you are thinking it."

"And I plan to do it, your mind will be valuable to me." She smirked and lit her horn. And after a few seconds, nothing much happened.

"You done?" She stopped.

"Wha-what?!" Shock entered her face, "How are you able to be affected?!"

"Hold it!" Twilight yelled getting our attention from behind us.

To Chrysalis:"You Idiot"

'Cadence' glanced over at me. "Harbringer!" Twilight tried to use her magic to pull me away, but forgot she can't do that. She grumbled as she decided to put herself in between us instead. "Who are you really?" Twilight asked 'Cadence'.

"Oh Twilight darling." 'Cadence' said sweetly. Twilight raised a brow. "I'm sorry I wasn't able to 'Sunshine' with you, as I haven't done it in a while and mostly forgot about it, I only remembered it later."

"Ok but, what about this, 'how are you not able to be affected?' thing you were doing with Harbringer?!" Twilight questioned.

"Oh Twilight, we were trying to fix something near the blinds, so she tried to levitate me up there, but couldn't." Twilight nods in understanding. "Yeah," Twilight glanced at the floor, "for some reason, some types of magic does not affect him. Still trying to figure that out." she looked up. "Fine! You win this round, but I'll be back." Twilight slipped around the corner out of sight.

"C'mon Cadence, we need to get to Fluttershy and her birds."

'Cadence' was right, the bird was very off-key. Here I am turning down the volume so it wouldn't be so loud as well. Fluttershy gently told the bird to 'shut up'. Not in those words though. We quickly left to check on the dress and Rarity. "Ahh Cadence!" Rarity said when we came in. "Its so wonderful to see you! I am almost done with your dress as of now. Come! Take a look!" Rarity levitated the mareiquin out from behind the dressing thing whatever its called and placed it before 'Cadence'. "I hope you love it!" 'Cadence' gave one look at it and said, "No. I don't."

"Whaaaaaat?"

"Look at it! the drapes are too short, the color is awful, and the quality, feels way too rough!" 'Cadence' pointed out fake things. "I want it re-done with more yellow and less pink, I want the drapes longer and it to be softer."

"Yes Princess." Rarity sighed, and levitated the mareiquin back behind the thing again. We exited through the open door behind us.

"Harbringer."

"Yes ma'am?"

"Is there anything else that is required for us to do?"

"Hmmm. No Princess. Nothing left until tomorrow."

"Good." She said. "Finally. Good to be done."

"Agreed, even though we didn't particularly did anything, just critique what others did."

"Well yes but, I never did like to go out and look at stuff." She put a hoof to her chin. "Harbringer, do you plan to keep following me throughout the entire day?"

"Oh don't worry. I'll 'look the other way.'" 'Cadence' groaned "Fine! But don't tell anything to anypony!"

"Heheh don't worry about that Chrysalis."

"And don't call me that!"

So we went in circles because 'Cadence' thought if we went nowhere, I would bug off. She was wrong. She finally relented and we headed to her room, where Shining Armour was waiting. "So Shiny dear," 'Cadence' said, "What now?"

"Well honey, I was thinking about, the...." Shining realized that there was another pony in the room with them. "Uhhh who is this?"

"Oh him.... ahhh he was designated to me during the preparations earlier." 'Cadence' said, "He will be leaving soon." she glared.

"Of course princess." I calmly walked out and closed the door after.

"Who goes there?!" I heard off in the distance, "Stay inside Twilight Sparkle." And in the distance, I saw the mentioned pony racing her way over here.

"Heh. Calm down Twilight, Cadence and Shining are both in there right now."

"Get out of my way Harbringer." she ran past me.

"Rude....."

"Harbringer." a guard strided up to me, "Princess Celestia requires your presence in the throne room."

"Fine. Show me the way."

"This way," he said.

We made our way to the castle, and as we approached, I saw the Canterlot Statue Gardens. And a ways in, saw the Statue of Discord. Hmmm.... he looks a little worn down. Might need to tell Celestia about that one.

Inside the throne room, Celestia mentioned for the guards to leave the room. At least, I think that was what it meant for the guards left the room. "Harbringer," Celestia said when they all left, "glad to see that you came."

"Well Princess, I was summoned, so I answered."

"Summoned?" she asked, "not many ponies still use that when I call for their presence".

"Oh well..."

"But anyway, the reason I called you is, Luna has caught something intruding in on the realm of minds, which she roams in."

"Ok~~~ What does that have to so with me being here?"

"Luna says that 'something' is you."

I Knew It!! She knew! I'm gonna die. Might as well sign my wavers and will now.

"She says the way you talk is something commonly done while there."

"WHO ARE YOU CREATURE OF THE MIND!!" There goes my ears. And in comes Luna. "YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!!"

"Sister, please do quiet down a bit, my ears are ringing." Celestia deadpanned.

Luna cleared her throat, "Sorry Tia."

"Now, as my sister says oh so loudly," Celestia stated, "you are no regular pony, you belong back in the mind realm."

"Sister, may I do it?" Luna asked with hope.

"You may." Luna charged up her horn and fired a bolt of dark, completely black magic from her horn. It was too fast and too sudden for me to dodge. It hit, or more likely, went through me and bounced harmlessly off the floor before stopping on the wall, making a scorch mark on it.

Luna's face showed this was not the result she was expecting at all. Celestia's on the other hoof, showed calmness on the outside, but on the inside, she was freaking out. "Wha--What kind of black magic is this?!!" Luna yelled with all her might.

"Twilight told me that Harbringer's parents dabbled in black magic." Celestia said, "so yeah, a lot of it."

"Die creature!!" Luna yelled blasting more bolts out of her horn. All going through. Now I was getting upset.

To Luna: You might as well give up.

"NEVER!!" Luna growled, and shot one final bolt of dark plasma out of her horn. It went through me, and blasted a hole in the wall leading to the hall. Luna collapsed. "Luna!" Celestia ran over to her sister, "Are you ok?! Talk to me!"

"Oh calm down Celestia, she just collapsed from magic exhaustion"

"Yes, meaning she is now asleep."

*Yawn* "While I would enjoy to hear what you are going to say, I need to go to sleep. By Tia."

I logged out and headed to bed.

Author's Note

This is just a rp. None of what was said actually happened to me irl.