Rosalina is not going to be available for this Valentine’s Day, as she has a special helicopter charter by a couple on their honeymoon. Since she’s going to be up all day, I’ve been told not to bother going to Hawaii. So, I’m heading the opposite direction.

Applejack was open to the idea of a meal date, so she accepts one, on Valentine’s Day, to my surprise. I know she was really into Chicago pizza, so Lou Malnati’s seems the perfect choice. Neither of us want to take this occasion too seriously, so a full steak dinner is virtually off the table, and because AJ’s not about that life. We’ll keep things simple then, Lou Malnati’s it shall be.

To help defuse any tension on either of our parts, Applejack has invited Twilight Sparkle to join us, who herself has a plus one because she can’t leave her guest hanging. The more the merrier, so it’s Valentines dinner for four!

Rated T for abrasiveness.