3rd person
“This day was going to be perfe-”
“WHYYYYYYYYY?????” came the scream of a very annoyed fenniken about 30 km above sea level and falling fast next to his partner, a riolu, who had apparently boke after seeing the distance between his feet and the ground.
The fenniken, our protagonist was more so preoccupied with cursing every god that he could think of than screaming like he just realised how hard they are going to hit the ground, only to realise that their partner was annoyed than anything else.
The fenniken then pulls out a notebook and writes a note about bringing a parachute before attempting to enter and travel through a new and unknown magnagate. It had taken a bit of persuasion to get Ampharos to let him go solo, and a year, but he had eventually found umbreon and espeon and in another week he had convinced them who he was.
The fenniken shook himself out of the past, recorded the recent turn of events, put the notebook away and saw the castle that they were about to hit. “Oh shi-”
They hit the roof, broke through it and the debris squashed the bug that was standing below it so well that when the debris was removed, there was no trace of the bug that was beneath it. Mainly because of cartoon logic and a bit because ponies can’t stand a lot of blood (Oh, and also because who likes Chryssi anyways?).
When our two heroes hit the roof, they fainted (because in the other games they land on grass, not marble like the castle is made out of). Also, for no real reason other than a bit of clarification as to how this happened, (as in what happened before this intro/prologue thing) a wild flashback appeared!
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30 Minutes earlier
“And you could appear in in the middle of the desert or the ocean!” Concluded umbreon.
They were on the mountain in post town (which is about half of a meter shorter than when it was in gates to infinity because of all the magnagates that have been opened and close on it). The town had become even more popular because of it being right next to paradise, one of the most popular places in the world (for some reason since it is mainly shops and gyms and one music thing).
The two brave pokemon that the researchers had given the lecture to appeared to be listening intently, with their eyes closed and nodding slowly. “So, are you still sure that you want to go?” asked espeon.
When the question failed to elicit a response from the two adventurers (or is it testers?) The pair of researchers realised what was going on. “HEY! WAKE UP!” the agitated umbreon yelled at our main characters.
“Yea, what is it?” asked the dazed and very confused fenniken. “You ignored the warnings that we were trying to tell you so that you would understand how dangerous it is and just decided to go to sleep instead!” the equally angry espeon bellowed.
“Don’t you think that we might have already gone through and talked about the possible dangers that we could face?” deadpanned the riolu. This resulted in the two eeveelutions to be at a loss for words (or is it their name because that the only thing that they can say in the anime {or is it noises if you go off of the game}).
“Fine” said umbreon, admitting defeat “But if something goes wrong we’re blaming you. How did you get those entercards anyways?”
1 year earlier
In the human world
(yah, a flashback in a flashback, deal with it)
The human that totally cannot turn into a fenniken was sitting at a desk in front of his computer, looking at a weird Chinese amazon thing. When scrolling through the items, one catches his eye. “Chaos and Harmony entercards? Da faq?” Our very confused human exclaimed.
He ordered it and only had time to say “I should probably show the three geeks thi-” before getting assaulted by a box that came flying through his window (on the 45th floor). The now bruised human looked out of the window only to see… no one at all. The human walked back over to the box and opened it to find the entercards. “Whelp, I’m going to leave now” the human said to no one in particular and disappeared in a ball of golden light with the entercards.
What he didn’t see was the instructions, which became very depressed due to no one ever reading it, that had all the combinations and the places that the magnagates would go to.
Back to the other flashback
“Yeeeaaaaaaaa…Does that really matter? I mean that they’re here and they work so does that really matter?” Said the fenniken, starting to steam.
“Well, okay. Get ready and stand back” The science duo put the entercards in place to summon the magnagate.
The fenniken turned to his partner and asked if he had everything. The riolu replied- “5 oran berries, 10 big apples, 3 reviver seeds, a pecha berry, a rawst berry, a cheri berry, a couple of tms and the rest of the space is just assorted wands and orbs”.
The last thing that the firefox said before jumping into the portal was: “To quote a famous red Italian plumber – let’sa go!”
Back to reality
The royal couple were finishing their love spell, not noticing anything other than each other, while Celestia, Luna, the mane six and Spike stared at the young diamond dog and fire fox that just tore a hole in the roof.
Fluttershy was the first to recover, realising that the pair was hurt. She darted forwards and asked “Are you two alright?” when the only answer that she received was a groan, she took charge and began ordering ponies around in a typical Futtershy fashion.
Once the pair were in a hospital, Twilight gave voice to the question that they were all thinking – “what the hay were theydoing to cause the roof to collapse?”
Author's Note
Next chapter their names will be introduced and comment down below if you think that I should switch to first person or keep the style like this. There are two references, one obvious and the other not so much. Can you find them? =)
When the fenneken’s eyes finally opened again, or rather he regained consciousness, it was in a hospital room. Unlike most people, this one did not need to wake up and his brain already went into overdrive. He realized that his satchel was missing.
"Fuck me" said the fenneken, very calm. He was in the process of thinking up substitutes when his partner finally woke up. And then fell back asleep. Because of some weird-ass magic shit (aka a sleeping spell). This is also the time that a doctor and the mane six appeared. Well, more so walked into the room. The fenneken pretended to be asleep in order to listen to the conversation.
"-eping the do under constant sedation" the doctor went. Same language, that's good, the fenneken thought. "-at it cannot come up with a cover story as to why he was using the firefox to carry around his drugs." The fenneken almost started screaming at them. Drugs? Drugs? Bitch, those are my meds and if I don't get them... yea. Good thing that I took one of them before I jumped into that 'gate. "-prises us is that it has a similar effect to extreme drunkenness, that is, extreme relaxation. In some cases, it even worked as an anesthetic and slowed down the heart rate to 10 bpm without any side effect other than suppressed REM"
"And in non-egghead talk?" said RD (not that the protagonist knows it).
"Well, Ms. Dash, it means that they fall into a very deep sleep without dreams" Said the doctor
"But that's impossible!" ejaculated five of the six listeners.
"Well...actually it's not, it is just very rare" and this is how Twilight started the lecture. The fenneken, not interested in being lectured, turned his attention towards trying to break into his partner's dream. He managed quite quickly and and thanked to type advantages. His partner not being instantly visible, he began to look around. He found his partner at his home with his parents. The fenneken walked in and began talking to his partner.
"Gabe."
"Luci"
"Do you have any idea what's going on? the 'gate took us to another world and the inhabitants took my meds," The fenneken said, " They believe that the meds were drugs ant that you were trafficking them and got me to carry them."
"So what's the story?" asked Gabe (full name Gabriel). "I planned to let you to make it up, but fine. Something like you needed to bring the syringes to another pack and on the way something teleported us into the air." the fenneken came up with. "And you?" asked the riolu. "I am your pet who came along with you. You found me abandoned and decided to take care of me," replied Luci (aka Lucifer)" You can add things, but make sure that it fits in with the story."
Meanwhile, in another part of the castle
"Tia! We doth not understand it"
"What is it Lulu?"
"We cannot get into the diamond dog's dream!" Exclaimed Luna. You do remember that diamond dogs don't always dream?" Asked Celestia. "Of course we are aware of that, but it is that we cannot enter the dream. Each time we try, we just pass through it." Celestia blinked. "So, you're saying that he was dreaming, but your attempts to dream walk into it failed?" Luna began to become annoyed. "Yes! that is exactly what we are saying!"
"Well, the interrogation team is ready and lead by Shining Armor, so we should be getting answers very soon."
Back at the hospital room
The door opened once again to reveal a group of the royal guard and a doctor. The guards stood guard around the doctor (to guard him from attacks),who took the riolu's bed and wheeled it away to somewhere. They closed the door but did not lock it, the fenneken noted. As soon as he was sure that they weren't coming back, the fenneken opened his eyes and looked around the room.
"It is very much like a normal hospital room, minus the tech and that everything looks like it was made for short fat midgets. With the windows so low, it does not appear to be much of a cell, but," Luci scratched a window pane. It mended itself almost instantly. "It recovers almost immediately from any kind of damage.I probably could blow through it if needed, but why reveal how strong I am? So if I get into a fight they are very likely to underestimate me. Well, since that is about all the information that I am going to get, I think that it is time for me to start actually acting as if I was a pet wit separation anxiety."
Lucifer started howling, whimpering and making every other sound that he could without actually talking. It resulted in causing a white pony in golden armor bursting in and shooting something sparkly at the firefox.
"Shut the buck up!" the pony yelled.Wut? was the last thing that the fenneken thought before getting hit by the sparkly thing and falling asleep. Because it was a sleep spell.
