Chapter 1
In Equestria, the Fazbear Crew- Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and Foxy the Pirate Fox- have enjoyed life as non-murderous animatronics. They are also Scootaloo's guardians. Just one problem: when the Fazbear Crew moved to Equestria, they turned into ponies! But that's okay. They've gotten used to being ponies. Ever since 2014, the animatronics have been the stars of horror. Fans everywhere love the animatronic horror crew. Every day, they would tell Scootaloo about their adventures back on Earth. But there's another crew... a bloodier, more terrifying animatronic band known as the Banana Splits. Ever since the arrival of the former band, the body count in Equestria keeps on rising. Blood and gore of ponies young and old littered the streets of Equestria, turning the once-peaceful land into a land of death. The only ponies that are still living are the Princesses, who obviously couldn't be killed. Scootaloo is the only non-Alicorn who is still living.
"My friends... my family... all gone... Rainbow Dash... the others... all vanquished", Scootaloo said through tears. The animatronic rock band felt Scootaloo's pain.
"You know what? This has gone way too far. It's time to stop the Banana Splits!", Freddy said.
"Well, I'm ready. Those guitarists have no idea what's coming!", Bonnie said.
"All right! Let's do this!", Chica said.
"Yar! These Splits have a bad case of scurvy!", Foxy said.
"But everyone's dead... how can we bring everyone back?", Scootaloo asked through tears.
"Yar. I've heard of a legendary weapon that, when the murderer be slain with said weapon, the ones who the murderer vanquished will be unvanquished!", Foxy said.
"I'll get the weapon. You four focus on finding the Banana Splits", Scootaloo said. The five walked out. Foxy gave Scootaloo a map showing where the weapon was located. Scootaloo headed into the now-somber Everfree Forest. In Ponyville, the four animatronics walked cautiously, never knowing when the Banana Splits will appear.
"So, you finally come out of hiding", a voice that sounded like Tigger said. "But, what's this? You've lost your old forms. Now you're just worthless little ponies."
"We're not worthless!", Freddy shouted. Fleegle appeared and grabbed Freddy. He held the brown pony by the neck.
"You are if we're still maintaining our original forms! Bingo! Drooper! Snork! It's time for some fun!", Fleegle retorted. The rest of the Banana Splits appeared and apprehend the rest of the animatronic ponies. "Where's the kid?"
"We're not talking", Bonnie said. Foxy, who still had his hook, attacked Snork, his apprehender. Snork let out a bloodcurling screech as Foxy finished him off. Metal flew everywhere. Foxy then attacked the others and he and his friends made a run for it.
"No! Snork!", Bingo shouted. Snork was completely destroyed.
"No one messes with the king of the jungle or his friends!", Drooper shouted angrily. He unleashed a mighty roar. The Banana Splits sang their theme song in order to gain courage.
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
One banana two banana three banana four
All bananas make a split so do many more
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Come along to bring you the Banana Splits show
Making up a mess of fun
Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Four banana three banana two banana one
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun
Flipping like a pancake popping like a cork
Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snork
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
In the Everfree Forest...
"Gee whiz. The forest just isn't the same without the monstrous creatures like the cockatrices and the cragadiles. Anyways, the Banana Splits aren't around here, so I should be good to go", Scootaloo said to herself. "Man. I miss Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle. Pull it together, Scootaloo. Once you find this weapon, you'll be able to bring everyone back. You and the animatronics will be world heroes. You can't give up."
Meanwhile, the animatronics were still running. They ran back into the house... but Bonnie was missing! The other three panicked. Outside, Bonnie ran off in a different direction. He too was starting to panic, knowing there were 3 killer animatronics on the loose. What felt even worse was that one of the animatronics was a lion, king of the jungle. Bonnie might look like a pony, but back on Earth, he's still a rabbit. He had to figure out how to get back to the house, and fast. Then he realized he was an animatronic pony, and ponies run on four legs instead of two. He ran in the opposite direction, avoiding the Banana Splits with his newfound speed. He made it back to the house. "Bonnie, where were you?", Chica asked.
"I ran in the opposite direction by accident. I'm so sorry, guys", Bonnie said.
"Did you run into the Banana Splits?", Freddy asked.
"Almost. But I realized that we're faster than normal. We're faster than the Banana Splits. Unless they learned how to somehow run on four legs, we can outrun them whenever we see them, making us stronger in speed. I know it sounds silly, but it's true. We can defeat the Banana Splits because we have something they don't: determination. Oh, and speed. Point is, if they come to us, we'll be ready. Once Scootaloo comes back with the weapon, then we can fix everything!", Bonnie explained. The animatronics all smiled with determination in their eyes.
