Chapter 1: Life is a B*#%

Chapter 1: Life is a B*#%

For Flash Sentry, the thought of always saving the city and protecting it's people is a no brainier, after being bit by a Spider that gave him powers he's been doing just that, but that's not to say it comes with it's downsides for example loss of sleep, the city is almost always in danger at any given moment and Flash put's it upon himself to save the city due to his own shortcomings of saving his Dad, or for example the time he missed out on a date due to him having to stop a full on downtown shooting, in fact.......

"Oh man I messed up real bad", Flash knocked on the door with flowers in hand and put on a nervous smile, "Oh...", Sunset answered the door, "It's you", She wasn't as happy to see him after he didn't show up for their movie night

"Uhh hey Sunset, I uh brought flowers", Sunset gave him a less than impressed look and knocked the flowers out of his hand, Oh that is not a good sign,"So Flash what excuse could you possibly make up this time hmm?, You needed to do something for the bugle, you had a thing , you FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS?!", Sunset was really mad at Flash this time and didn't want to hear any of his "BS" he says

"Umm, Well I uh- had a thing for the bugle",wish she could understand, but she'd probably think I'd be lying to her, "And well that thing I had to do was take pictu--"

"TAKE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN, I've heard that story a million times Flash", Things were getting so bad she even stopped calling Flash lightning, Flash took a deep sigh,"Well if it makes you feel any better I think of you almost all the time", Flash put on a nervous grin, Sunset wasn't even phased by his comment and slammed the door on him,

"I Love you to!", Oh, what's the point, Flash started walking to his house throwing the flowers away in a nearby alley way , "I manage to save thousands yet I can't show up for one lousy date", as Flash was walking home he heard the screams of a woman, Flash took an even deeper sigh, "This is where the Fun begins", Flash ran into another alley way and changed into his Spider-Costume, he put his other clothes in his backpack and put on his traditional Jacket, shorts and shoes

"Alright I guess this will take my mind off of Sunset for a bit", Spider-Man swung into action and climbed a wall to get a better look at the situation, He saw a girl trying to fend off 3 guys, "Hmm, looks like a gang bang might happen if I don't do anything", Spider-Man shot a web and actually swung into action and swung to the scene

Spider-Man landed on a wall and got a closer look at the girl, Hey is that...FLUTTERSHY?!, Well I guess this is personal, Spider-Man slowly climbed down the wall and made his big entrance, "Oh Come on Guys, didn't your parents ever tell you how you should treat a girl?", The three men instantly stopped what they were doing and looked up

"Hey It's that Spider-Guy", said one of the guys pointing at Spider-Man, all three them got out their guns and pointed them at Spider-Man, Spider-Man rolled his eyes behind his mask, "Ugh, Typical"

Spider-Man jumped down and disabled all three men in a matter of seconds, One of the men gasped, "He took our guns!", The other 2 looked at him, "Yeah thanks captain obviou--", Spider-Man webbed up all three of the men and approached Fluttershy, "Hey Mam, are you okay?", Fluttershy backed away from Spider-Man slowly before running off, "WELL, uh, YOU'RE WELCOME!", Spider-Man stood there a bit confused and dumbfounded before just shrugging it off and Swinging away

Man you know most people at least say thank you to me after I helped them, Spider-Man continued swinging off towards his house when he got a call from Micro Chips, "HEY MC!, HOW'S EUROPE

"PRETTY GOOD FLASHDRIVE!, Anyways how's things going at Canterlot!

Flash's smile became a slight frown face, "Oh?!, Umm Well, It's going great, you know I'm getting on top of my classes, uh I got a girlfriend, anyways how's Europe?"

"Dude it's great, it's like all my dreams came true, My dad cares about me, I have new step mom, but the sad part is I'm not gonna be back until after college is over"

"Aw bummer, anyways I gotta go, BYE!", Flash hung up on the phone and took a deep sigh, and continued swinging back home

"PATIENT 4321 HAS GONE MISSING!", Doctors and Nurses started searching everywhere for a hospital patient that wen't missing, "I REPEAT PATIENT 4321 HAS GONE MISSING", Patient 4321 or as his family calls him, Zek, was a victim of electrocution from eels, somehow his body sustained an electrical charge, also he's really hell bent on killing Doctor Whooves

Meanwhile outside the hospital a hooded man that was glowing had stole a car and drove off towards a now abandoned Laboratory, The hooded man entered the Laboratory which had been boarded up by city councils and blew up the entrance "Alright Doc where'd you go", The man went through everything, drawers, desks even some floorboards until he eventually found a phone number,"PERFECT!"

"Flash, Flash Honey!", Flash slowly woke up, he had been exhausted from the night before, "Yeah", Flash groaned, "Flash are you ready the school bus takes off in less than 10 minutes", Flash looked at his clock and the time was 7:53, "Uh yeah I'll be down in a minute!", Flash got out of bed and checked the mirror, "Look's like I slept in Spider-Man's clothes again", Flash took off his Spider-Suit, put it in a duffel bag and put on a jacket, pants and some shoes that had lightning bolts, "Flash, what are you doing up there?!", Flash ran down stairs in a hurry, "Nothing Mom, I uh just was checking over some photos that's all"

Flash ran up to his mom and gave her kiss on the cheek, "I'll be home in a few hours!", Flash grabbed a granola bar and dashed to the door, Okay Flash, you're not gonna mess this up, you're gonna get on the bus and get to school and--, as Flash was running to the bus stop he heard a bell ringing in the distance, but not his school bell though, "Ugh why now?!", Flash ran into a different direction and got out his Spider-Suit

He took a deep sigh, "Look's like this is where the fun begins"

*****

"Come on hurry up!, The Pigs are probably on their way as we speak!", said a Robber talking to her partner in crime, "I'm trying here babe, we highly underestimated the bank vault's volume"

"Well I'll admit that's the most smartest thing I've heard a Robber say all week!", Both Robbers looked up and saw Spider-Man in the corner of the ceiling, "SPIDER-MAN!?", both the robbers pointed at him, "Well this is new, I've never met a 2 robbers who were a couple, so is this like you're 1st date or something?, because if so I know a few rest--"

"SHOOT HIM!", said the female robber, "Uh-Okay!?', the male robber was fumbling with his stuff until he got his gun out, "TAKE TH--hey where'd he go?", Spider-Man came up behind both of them, "HERE'S SPIDEY!", Spider-Man shot webs in both their faces backed up, shot two strings of webs and tripped the both of them, "Alright well I better be heading off", Spider-Man webbed both of them up and headed off,

*****

Okay Flash, so you're late again, no big deal just make up an excuse!, Spider-Man swung back to Canterlot High, landed on the top of the school and changed out of his Spider-Suit and ran down the stairs, "Okay it's 8:28, class so I'm late by 20 minutes no biggie", Flash ran through the hallways and into class

"Mr.Sentry Late again?", said Mrs. Cheerilee, "This is the 12th time this month", Flash scratched his head and nervously laughed, "Well I uh, uh I kind of had a thing", Mrs. Cheerilee gave Flash a skeptical look, "Mr. Sentry honestly, just take a seat", Flash took a seat and opened his bag, Alright Flash, so you look like an idiot right now, no matter, maybe doing some work will get my mind of--,"You gotta be kidding me", Flash reached into his bag and he forgot his binder, "This is gonna be a long day

*****

Flash was walking in the hallways when he saw Sunset Shimmer at her locker, Alright Flash maybe you could salvage a kind of dying relationship, Flash was walking up to Sunset's locker when he saw Curly Winds also walk up to Sunset's locker, "Hey Sunset, me you 7 am, tonight", Sunset looked at Curly Winds, "Sorry Baller!, maybe next week", in a shocking move, well to Flash, she gave him a peck on the cheek which shattered Flash's world, I can't believe it

"Believe it Sentry", Flash snapped back into reality and saw Sunset looking right at him,"Unlike you, Curly's actually been there for me and actually doesn't neglect me", Flash's went from confused to a bit frustrated, "What about the whole Christmas Concert thing?!, The hell do you call that then!?",Sunset crossed her arms"Just a Big Jerk playing with a girl's emotions before ultimately breaking her heart, lying to her", Flash was speechless

Sunset slammed her locker, "Do yourself a favor and make promises you can keep", she gave Flash one quick glare before walking off, Flash stood there with an angered look, You know what screw her, I'll find a better girlfriend, Flash jammed his hands in his pockets and walked off, "Hmm?", Flash felt something in his pockets and he ended up taking out the granola bar from that morning, "Well I mean I'm hungry so I guess", Flash opened the wrapper and took a bite of the granola bar, only to spit it out, "UHGh!, looks like this thing's past it's best before date", Flash threw the it away in the garbage, he also couldn't help but have a lump feeling in his throat

*****

"Alright Class Dismissed!", Everyone gathered their stuff and were heading out the door, "Uh Mr. Sentry can I see you for a minute", Flash looked at Mr. Cranky Doodle and just Shrugged, "Um Okay", Flash walked up to Mr. Cranky Doodle's desk, "Look kid, me and your mother notice that your grades have completely taken a big hit", Flash took a look at his Math Grades and they went from 96% to 82%, Flash scratched his head, "Well um, you see--"

"Look Kid, you cant keep using those excuses, you need to start turning your life around, your on the verge on losing that scholarship to Equestria State even with your perfect scores on Exams and your Board Exam", Flash looked at the ground, "Look kid, I'll give you one last chance", Flash looked up and back to Mr. Cranky Doodle, "What is it?", Mr Cranky Doodle got out a big binder, "This is all the work you've missed over the month, if you get all this done , your grades will go back up", Flash's jaw dropped, "Um, Okay", He took the binder and headed home

"Oh Man I knew I slacked off, but not this much", Flash was walked outside and he saw Sunset with Curly Winds arm around her, Flash clenched his fists but he just backed off,Whatever!, Flash walked home with a really angered, and kind of Sad feeling and for some reason he couldn't shrug it off, God What's wrong today, I've heard of bad luck but it's superstitions are bull, also why can't I get Sunset out of my mind, she's with someone else Flash get over it

"Chapter 34, Advanced Trigonometry ", Flash had been up for since 4:00 doing unfinished work, along with his Math, English and other work, "Question 42-", Oh no, My Spider-Senses are Tingiling?!, Flash got out of his chair and looked outside,"Hmmm, nothing out of the ordinary here", Flash then felt directed to a telephone line, Odd, I feel like something's in there,"Oh who am I kidding, I guess staying up must be making my Spider-Sense act up", Flash closed his textbook and headed to bed, "Maybe tomorrow will be a bounce back for me"

Author's Note

So this is the Second Issue of Flash Sentry the Spectacular Spider-Man, Just like the actual Spider-Man 2 I'm also showing the bad parts of being Spider-Man and how he's being ripped in half slowly, just without the whole Spider-Man no more narrative and the losing powers narrative , I'm also gonna try to write Flash's thoughts in color and maybe see how that ends up