Nittany Discord's first adventure

"Is that a violin, Octavia?"

Octavia finished making a sandwich for Nittany Discord and sat next to him as she said, "Yes this is a violin, I have an important recital tomorrow and I need to practice." Octavia picked up her violin and walked out of the dining room and into the living room to find a good place to practice playing her violin. She observed the very small living room which only contained a beige sofa, a stained brown carpet, and a dirty window with 54 tiny padlocks on it. Octavia wondered why there were that many padlocks on the window, but decided that would only take away time to practice.

"This will have to do" Octavia said with a sigh. Nittany Discord came into the living room with a duster and looked between Octavia's legs. Hmm this might be very dusty, only one way to find out!, Nittany thought. Octavia screamed as she quickly turned around and saw Nittany Discord with a now-wet duster. "Get to your damn room right now!" Octavia screamed, holding back the urge to strangle Nittany.

Nittany Discord stuck his tongue out and walked to his perfectly clean room. Nittany opened his door and inspected his room. He saw his neatly made bed, his sparkling lamp resting on his dust-free dresser. He seemed satisfied until he saw a small particle of dust in the corner of his room. "You shall be brutally murdered you worthless piece of filth," Nittany yelled as he grabbed a dry duster and brutally dusted the corner.

Octavia flinched as Nittany yelled and was about to scold him until there was a knock at the door. Octavia slowly opened the door to see it was Derpy Hooves with a letter in her mouth! Octavia took the letter from Derpy and thanked her as she closed the door.

Nittany lost his balance when he heard the loud scream come from the living room. He fumbled his way to Octavia saying, "Whats wrong? Is there dust?" Octavia grabbed her violin and quickly told Nittany, "Listen, I just got a letter saying the recital has been moved to 3 hours from now. Are you able to take care of yourself for 7 hours?" Nittany nodded and dusted Octavia's violin.

"Is that the same duster you dusted my.. You know what? I don't even want to know." She quickly headed through the door and locked all 13 padlocks on the outside of the door. Nittany waved goodbye through the window and sat infront of the door, waiting for Octavia to return.

Nittany sat there for an hour before he finally looked for something heavy. "I know there's something here." He went into the adult bedroom and searched the dresser and found a slightly heavy white rod with smooth round ends and a button on it. "What the hell is this thing?" Nittany asked himself. He pushed the button and the strange white object began to vibrate. He let it vibrate in his hooves for awhile, giggling at how it made his hooves feel. "This will be perfect" Nittany exclaimed as he carried the object in his mouth to the living room.

He took the object out of his mouth and threw it at the window, but it bounced off and quickly headed towards Nittany's head. Nittany Discord was to busy praising himself to notice the rod heading towards his face. The mystery object went into his face, making his nose splatter blood all over the couch.

Usually anypony would be crying from the pain that would be caused by a vibrator hitting their face. Nittany ignored the pain and panically found the cleaning supplies and used an assortment of of sprays, rags, and dusters to clean the blood stains on the couch. After 20 minutes of hardcore cleaning, the stain was gone. Nittany was about to praise himself once more until he realized his nose hurts.

He ran to the bathroom and looked for the bandages. He opened the medicine cabinet and took out the box of different colored bandages. He took 6 different colored bandages and put them on his nose and noticed the order they were in: lavender, pink, cyan, bright-yellow, orange, and white. He didn't think anything of the colors. He was satisfied with his 'professional' bandaging of his face and sat on the sofa.

After 40 minutes of napping, Nittany checked the clock and face-hoofed when he realized it has only been two hours since Octavia left. He sighed saw a Nittany-sized rock under the couch when he looked at his back hooves. He struggled to lift the rock from under the couch, but succeeded. He quickly hurled the rock at the window before it crushed his little body.

The rock smashed the window instead of his face and after 10 minutes of Nittany cleaning up the mess, he leaped through the window and was ready to begin his adventure. He ran to the ice-cream pony and looked at the wide assortment of ice cream flavors. He picked out a scoop of strawberry, orange, vanilla, boysenberry, bubblegum, and lemon. The ice-cream pony handed Nittany the ice-cream cone with the 6 flavors stacked ontop of it.

Nittany was about to walk away when the ice-cream pony made a ahem noise and held out his hoof. Nittany reached around in his mane and only found 12 different dusters inside of it. He grabbed one of his old broken dusters, put it in the ice-pony's hoof and ran away licking at the ice-cream.

Nittany stuffed the ice-cream into his mane and continued running until he reached the Everfree Forest and saw the ice-cream pony still chasing him. Nittany had no choice but to run into Everfree. The ice-cream pony came to a sudden halt at the edge of the forest and tried to decide if it was worth chasing Nittany into Everfree, but thought it was not worth his life to get 6 scoops of ice cream from a colt and walked away.

Nittany was laughing as he made random turns and jumps in the Everfree Forest. It wasn't until 10 minutes of running later, he realized he just got himself lost in one of the most dangerous places in Equestria. He took the ice-cream from his mane and began to lick it as he nervously tried to find his way back home...