Nittany Discord's first adventure

Nittany Discord and Octavia crashed through multiple floors, ceilings, and refrigerators all the way down to the area below Canterlot. Thankfully they destroyed a pillow storage and were able to land somewhat safely. They were both unconscious while multiple pegasus ponies in black suits carried them into a warehouse back in Canterlot.

When Octavia and Nittany slowly woke up they found themselves tied to a chair with multiple pegasus and unicorn ponies in black suits surrounding them. "Where the hell are we" Octavia asked, not so nicely. A unicorn stepped out from behind the circle of black suited ponies, he was wearing a white suit with holes in it, "Your in my pillow factory slash night club shee, but since you two destroyed the pillow factory part... It is just a night club with no pillows shee." The black suited ponies began to speak gibberish, but stopped when the white-suited pony hushed them.

"Now listen here shee! You better have the money to repair my pillows shee" the white-suited pony said with his idiotic accent. "You have an idiotic accent" Octavia said. The white-suited pony hit Octavia in the mane. Nittany and Octavia both laughed at what the white-suited pony's attack on Octavia's head. The white-suited pony punched a duster out of Nittany's mane. Nittany cried out, "NOOO! Please don't harm the duster!" The white-suited pony lit the duster on fire and threw it in-front of Nittany and then laughed.

Nittany pulled at the ropes and the ropes began to snap. "How are you doing that SHEE" the white-suited pony asked. Nittany jumped out of the chair and began to punch the white-suited pony in the face repeatedly until the white-suited pony bucked him into the chair. Nittany pulled out two dusters and held them in both hooves, then he dusted every single black-suited pony to death.

Nittany then stuck the on-fire duster into the white-suited pony's face. The white-suited pony screamed in pain, " MY FACE BURNS SHEE! SOMEPONY HELP ME SHEE!" Nittany ripped Octavia's ropes apart, grabbed her mane and flew out of the pillow factory nightclub.

Sadly, Nittany wasn't paying attention to where he was flying and crashed right into Nittany's bedroom. "Oh sweet Celestia... MY ROOM IS COVERED IN DUST" Nittany cried out. Nittany grabbed a random object and threw it at the emergency duster container to shatter the glass. Sadly, it bounced off and shattered Nittany's nose bone. Nittany picked up what he saw was the evil vibrating object and threw it out the still-broken front window.

"Ow" a stranger outside the home said. The front door opened and Nittany and Octavia saw Nittany's mother! "What the hell is my vibrator doing outside? And why is Nittany's room destroyed? And why are the windows broken?" Nittany's mother asked.

Before Nittany and Octavia could answer, several ponies were gathered behind Nittany's mother. Nittany peered from behind her and saw it twas the ice-cream pony, a police pony, a survivor of the dirt-ponies and 3 witnesses to Nittany killing the black-suited ponies.

"Who are all of you?" Nittany's mother nervously asked the mob. The ice-cream pony answered first, "That kid stole 6 scoops of ice-cream from me!" Then the surviving dirt-pony answered, "That kid murdered my friends and burned me alive!" Nittany argued, "Actually you tripped into the fire." Then the witnessess spoke, "That demon killed many ponies earlier today." Finally the police said what they wanted to say, "I'm here because I heard you baked good donuts." Nittany's mother reached in her mane and pulled out a broom. She started whacking every single pony in the mob that was gathered around her home. Eventually they left and all that remained in the ruined home were Nittany Discord, Nittany's unnamed mother, and Octavia.

"Now, who wants a sandwhich" Nittany's mother asked. Octavia and Nittany Discord raised their hooves.

The End.