The life of Whaehonah

by TheDevilDogLeader1987

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Previous Chapter

Whaehonah laid back and napped in her car for a while, she hoped that she could at least get a couple hours of sleep before going to the hospital to check on Starlight. After an hour of sleep, Whaehonah was awoken by hooves tapping on the car window, she looked up, and it was Pinkie Pie. She opened the door to greet the pink mare before her.

“Hi Whaehonah, did you fall asleep waiting for me to open the bakery.?” Pinkie asked, opening the door all the way

“No, I was just taking a nap since I was awake all night. I didn’t know you owned a bakery.” She replied

“Yeah, it’s Sugarcube Corner, I don’t own the bakery, it belongs to Mr. and Mrs Cake actually, I just work and live here.” Pinkie explained

“Well, how much for an apple pie? I could use some breakfast after a long night of trapping ghosts and skinwalkers.” She said with her stomach growling

Pinkie Pie ran into the bakery, then ran out with an apple pie in hoof.

“That’ll be two bits please.” Pinkie said presenting the pie

Whaehonah held out two bits and took the pie while Pinkie took the bits.

“Thanks Pinkie.” She said

“You’re welcome.” Pinkie said and got in the car from the other side

Whaehonah was too busy chowing to notice the pink mare right next to her in the seat, so when she finished her breakfast, she was surprised by Pinkie sitting next to her so close.

“Well how was it?” Pinkie asked

“It was good, but I think I swallowed something metal.” She replied

“Oh, did I forget to mention that I gave you a spoon?” Pinkie asked

“And you're just telling me this now?” She replied, a little frustrated at the late mentioning of the spoon

“Don’t worry, I can just quadruple wash it later.” Pinkie said, patting Whaehonah’s head

“You’re a bit weird.” She replied

“So, since we’re already in this car thingy, do you think you could bring me to Rarity's house? I need to give her a birthday surprise.” Pinkie asked

“Sure.” She said, starting the car

Whaehonah drove off to Rarity’s boutique with Pinkie next to her talking up a storm. She didn’t think that one pony could have so much to say all the time. They arrived at the place called carousel boutique and Pinkie got out of the car, still talking and hopped up to the door and went in. Whaehonah didn’t want to have to sit through another word storm, so she drove back to Povania.

“Damn, how can one pony have so much on their mind.” She asked herself

The drive back to Povania was pretty uneventful, so Whaehonah decided to take a shortcut that would get her there quickly. But before she could turn down the trail, she was stopped by a group of guards which surrounded the car, pointing spears at her. Whaehonah put her windows up and thought for a second. She then put the pedal to the metal and did a spin, knocking the guards into trees and bushes, then proceeded to speed to Canterlot and see what was up with this, she had done nothing wrong and yet she got surrounded by guards again. When she got on the road to Canterlot she heard banging on the top of the car, looking behind her she saw guards in the sky and realized she was being shot at. The arrows couldn’t penetrate the car, but she didn’t want to arrive at Celestia’s castle and get shot, so she stopped the car. The guards landed and immediately surrounded her, bows and arrows drawn, ready to shoot her. Whaehonah sounded the horn, deafening her followers just long enough to speed off to the castle. Upon arriving in the castle yard, Celestia greeted her with a statement that was not expected.

“Whaehonah, please step out of the car and come forward.” Celestia said in her royal voice

This was not expected, she didn’t do anything wrong.

“If I have to say it again, we’re pulling you out. Step out of the car now.” Celestia warned

Whaehonah opened the window and Celestia approached, a spell ready.

“Don’t make this worse Whaehonah.” Celestia said, peering into the car

“What did I do?” She asked

“I said help catch Lightning Dust, not kill her.” Said Celestia

“I did help to catch her.” She replied

“You killed her, we found her in Ponyville dead in a pool of her own blood.” Celestia responded

“She attacked me, I didn’t kill her.” She explained

“She was impaled by a wooden stake through her heart.” Said Celestia

“I didn’t intend on killing her, I just wanted to push her away.” She explained

“If you knew she died from your defense, then why did you leave the scene?” Celestia asked

“I was angry at the time, I didn’t care, nor did I want to look at her anymore.” She said

“Well, now you’re under arrest for murder and new accounts of cannibalism, please step out of this car now.” Celestia demanded

Whaehonah did not comply, she just closed the window, backed away and sped off. The pegasus guards followed, shooting arrows at her the entire time. Whaehonah drove right back into the forest, she thought that if she could get into the thick trees and brush, that the guards would lose her. Eventually the guards did lose her, but Whaehonah knew that they would be searching for her on hoof, so she decided to put some flaps on the car to cover her tracks since that was one way that the guards would be tracking her. Once she had the flaps in place, she took off again and had no plans to go back to civilization, since it was not only too stressful, but she was now back to being an outcast and a wanted cannibal.

Nopony got to know Whaehonah very well and they won’t now, she’s still around though and if you see her, it’s best just to leave her alone, otherwise you risk being her next meal.


Author's Note

This is the end of the story, thanks for reading. If it’s not that great, I’m open to any suggestions for improvement if you have any.