Whaehonah sat down on the ripped up couch reading a book she found in the kitchen, the book was in old ponish so she wasn’t entirely sure what was being said, it was entertaining to her though. While she was sitting there reading, she started hearing some pounding on the front door, she went to see what was going on and to her surprise, it was a Canterlot police officer, Whaehonah opened the door and asked what was going on.

“Yes officer.” She said

“Mam, are you aware that this place is condemned?” The officer asked

“Yes. Why?” Whaehonah asked

“Mam, you can’t stay here. This place is unsafe, it’s full of mold and there’s been cases of fleas, ticks, bedbugs and lice in here.” The officer replied

“But no hotels would let me check in, they ridiculed me because of my teeth.” She explained

“You can’t stay here though.” The officer said trying to direct Whaehonah out of the building

Whaehonah didn’t care if the place was condemned, she had nowhere else to stay in Canterlot. An idea formed in her head, police officers are trained to pursue suspects or criminals, so if she ran, the officer would follow her. Whaehonah slammed the door in the officer’s face and then booked it for the back door, the officer right behind her. Whaehonah got to the backyard and waited next to the doorway for the officer to step outside, when he did, Whaehonah jumped him, immediately biting his vocal cords out, blood spilling out of his throat, she then proceeded to bite his spine right below his neck, paralyzing him so he couldn’t move. Whaehonah went and got in the car, she started it up and backed it up into the backyard so that when she was finished with the police officer, she could put his remains in the back. Whaehonah got out of the car and began devouring the police officer until he was nothing but a pile of bones, she put the skeletal remains of the police officer in the back of the car and drove off to find another place to stay.

Whaehonah drove around until night time and was growing very tired, she could already hear her stomach finishing off the cop, and it was making her tired. She eventually found an empty lot across from an old school building and pulled in so she could get some sleep, she shut the car off and went to sleep for the night.

The next morning, Whaehonah got a knock on her car door, she opened the door and standing there was a young stallion.

“What can I do for you?” Whaehonah asked

“What is this thing?” The stallion asked

“It’s called a car, my brother built it for me.” Whaehonah answered

“It looks scary but awesome.” The stallion replied

“Thanks.” Whaehonah replied with a smile

The stallion took a good look at Whaehonah’s smile and noticed her teeth right away.

“What are you?” The stallion asked in fear

“I’m a pegasus mare.” Whaehonah said in frustration

“You have sharp teeth.” The stallion replied

“I was born this way, I can’t help it.” Whaehonah said getting angry

“Don’t eat me, please.” The stallion said frightened

Whaehonah didn’t even reply to this, she just slammed the car door, started the car and drove off. Whaehonah didn’t even care about having a destination, all she cared about was being respected. Eventually, Whaehonah saw the same mare she spoke to when she arrived in Canterlot. She opened the window and stuck her head out.

“Hey.” Whaehonah yelled out

“Oh, you again.?” Romance replied

“You look exhausted. Do you need a lift?” Whaehonah asked

“No thanks I’ll be fine on my own.” Romance answered

“Alright, I just figured I’d offer, just trying to be nice.” Whaehonah responded

“I’m just not comfortable riding in the same machine that almost killed me.” Romance answered again

Whaehonah didn’t argue and just drove off. After driving around for a little while, she started getting thirsty, it had been a whole night and morning since she had something to drink, she drove up to the nearby coffee shop, got out of the car and went inside, as long as she didn’t smile she figured nothing would be said about her. She walked up to the counter. The cashier pony seemed busy, but she didn’t stay that way for long.

“How can I help you today mam?” The cashier asked holding a quill and notepad

“Can I get a dark coffee, no sugar please?” Whaehonah asked

“Anything else you would like to add?” The cashier asked writing Whaehonah’s order down on the paper

“Yes, could I get two cookies with that?” She asked giving a closed mouth smile

“Alright. That’ll be seven bits” the cashier said

Whaehonah gave the cashier ten bits seven for her order and three more as a tip.

“Alright, here’s your coffee and two cookies, enjoy.” The cashier

Whaehonah went over to a booth in the back of the shop to enjoy her coffee and cookies hoping it would be quiet. As soon as she took a bite of the first cookie, the green mare she met at the intersection walked to the booth in front of hers and sat down with a white pegasus stallion. The two of them started talking loud. Whaehonah began looking around for any seat possible to get away from them, but all the other tables were occupied by couples or families. Whaehonah decided to say something to romance and the stallion.

“Excuse me, you two are right across from each other, do you have to talk so loud.?” Whaehonah said in frustration

“Oh, I’m sorry, we’ll be a little quieter.” The stallion apologized

“Thanks.” Whaehonah said going back to her coffee and cookies

The couple went back to talking, getting back to the loud volume they were talking at before Whaehonah asked them to quiet down. Whaehonah didn’t intervene this time, she just got up from her booth and went outside and finished her coffee and cookies in her car. She opened the car windows and went back to her snack. Once her coffee and cookies were gone she started the car and prepared to drive off, but she was stopped by the same stallion from the coffee shop.

“Hey, wait.” The stallion said holding up a hoof and walking over to the window next to her

“Yes?” She asked

“I’m sorry we were being loud, we couldn’t help it.” The stallion replied

“How could you not help it?” She asked

“You know how couples in love are.” The stallion said looking over the hood of car at romance

“No I don’t actually.” Whaehonah replied, surprising the stallion outside the car

“Where have you been to not know about couples in love?” The stallion asked in surprise

“I just don’t know about couples or love.” She stated

“Well you’re missing quite a bit. I’m Sonic by the way.” The stallion said introducing himself

“I’m Whaehonah.” She said introducing herself in return

Romance hadn’t said anything through the entire conversation, she just looked at Sonic with an impatient look on her face.

“Well, have a good day mam.” Sonic said walking away from the car and back over to romance.

Whaehonah was glad to finally be able to leave. She drove back to the empty lot where she had parked earlier.

Author's Note

The two characters name dropped are not mine so I don’t want to be asked about them. RomanceWriter1 is the green mare and Sonicgamerbrony is the white stallion from the coffee shop.