Okay this has been edited, so now its piss funny and also readable... Enjoy.
It was a nice summer's day at sweet apple acre's. And a black pegasus with a mane and tail with two shades of green and a cutie mark in the shape of a infinity mark. Was working on the apple tree's knocking the apple's into a basket. Again and again he bucked the apple tree's untill the apple's feel into the basket. He felt a bit dehidrated so he walked back to the house to get a glass of apple cider.
And something popped into the black pegasus's head. Then he looked over at one of the apple tree's. The he start's getting a cold sweat and then look's down and notice's his cock is 12 inches long and throbbing. The black pegasus then has a sudden erge to ram his unbelievably long cock into the tree's tight little hole. So... He does and then, he notice's a branch on the tree so... He wrap's this lips around the branch and slowly move's his head back and forth.
Now he's close, the black pegasus start's to grunt abit and then... the black pegasus fire's tone's of stringy horse seaman all over him self and the tree.
Now all of that was done, the black pegasus eat's his cock made mayonaze and the head's back home.
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The black pegasus knock's on the door, a earth pony with a blonde mane, golden coat and a hat that seemed to be made in texas answers the door, "You're back early", the earth pony said holding the door open.
"Well I felt a little parched, so I came back for a drink", the black pegasus replyed as he was walking through the door.
"Atom you kind of smell... Funny", said the earth pony who was now pinching her nose shut.
"Well, I have been working hard", Atom replyed with an annoyed facial expression.
"No, Atom you don't smell like body oder at all you smell of... *Sniffs Atom*... ecstasy.... what have you been doing out there?", the earth pony said walking closer to Atom.
"Errr urrrmmmm, no comment", Atom shot back, with a sweat forming on his brow.
"But onto another subject, Macintosh need's you're help with something in the barn", said the earth pony who has now completely forgot about asking Atom of why he smell's of horsy fuck muck.
"What does he need help with?", Atom said.
"Well, he was'nt very spasific with what need's to be done." the earth pony said with great thought.
"So after I'm done with my apple cider I'll go see what Big Mac wants". Atom replied grabbing a glass from the cupboard.
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Atom head's over to the barn and then open's the rusty old door, it open's with creepy sound. "Big Mac you here?", said Atom, slowly walking into the barn. Atom look's around the barn untill something cought his eye. There was a wall full of picture's of Atom naked in the shower and a few picture's of him hugging his stuffed sex toy 'Navy Shadow'. Atom turn's around only to be hit really hard in the face. Atom fall's unconscious to the floor.
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Atom wake's up in a daze, And clench'es his eye's shut to get rid of the dizziness. Atom open's his eye's again only to be greeted by a buff red stalion with a brown mane dressed as a corner whore. tight mini skirt, leather bra and tone's of make up. Atom is confused but some what aroused by this. "Errr, Big Mac, what are doing?." said the black pegasus
"Im just trying to have some fun." Big Mac said standing with his ass in Atom's face.
"Errm, what kind of fun?", Atom said, Atom tries to get out of the chair only to find his hoofs chained to the arm rests. "Errrr, Big Mac why am I chained to a chair?." Atom said in a panic.
"Its so you can't escape from what I'm going to do to you." Big Mac said with a smile on his face.
"What exacly are you going to do to me?." Atom said trying to get out of the chain's.
"Ohh nothing special." said Big Mac pulling out a gigantic purple dildo. Big Mac swing's his hoove's over his head and then at full pelt, Big Mac swing's the dildo across Atom's face causing it to spit out some artificial spunk. Big Mac then drop's the dildo and then his mini skirt showing his dick.
"I-I-It's massive." Atom said in amazment. Big Mac then jump's at Atom ramming his 40 foot cock down Atom's throat. Big Mac then start's moving his hip's back and forth. Atom start's to gag. Then he puke's, Big Mac notice's the puke on his gigantuan bell-end but Big Mac did'nt stop. Big Mac then ram's his hoof up Atom's tight little shitter. Atom scream's in pain, Big Mac then take's his cock out of Atom's mouth and then ram's it up Atom's nose.
"Mac please stop, please!!!!." Atom said in total mind numbing pain. Big Mac then stop's. Atom let's out a grunt of releaf thinking the Big Mac has come to his sense's... But Big Mac has'nt cam at all yet so he soon ram's his 40 foot togger up Atom's tight little ass hole. Atom scream's in pain as Big Mac's cock was ripping apart his internal organs. Big Mac can fell the climax slowly creeping up. Big Mac start's to let out little grunt's and moan's. Atom was in so much pain that he randomly started pissing and shitting every-where but Atom's shitter was plugged up by Big Mac's gigantic cock so the shit had explosive results and soon the intire barn was covered in Atom's dinner. which happened to be carrot stew and chocolate cake.
But the sight of Atom's crap on his dick aroused Big Mac even more and he started to fuck Atom harder than before. Big Mac is now in climax mode, "Eyup, eyup!, EYUP!!!!!!!", Big Mac screamed as he let off a extream blast of horse seaman. This causing Atom to explode of corse. Big Mac was done his 40 foot boner was now shrinking. Macintosh then look's around the seaman covered barn, "Now that's some fine work Big Mac." Macintosh said to him self.
All Big Mac has to do is write a suicide note next to Atom's blown apart body and wipe off his make up and get back to his life on sweet apple acre's.