The Draconic Twins

by Dracopony87

Chapter 2: A Dragon, A Unicorn, And A Satyr

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“Hello I’m Pinkie Pie, I saw you move in from Sugarcube Corner and came to welcome you to Ponyville...with a party!” Pinkie Pie shouted as the rest of her friends appeared.

“Uh hi?...” Jet replied baffled.

“Who is it bro?” Danny asked.

“Uh it’s a mare named Pinkie Pie, Twilight, Starlight and a few other ponies plus another dragon” Jet replied.

“Hi Jet, sorry about this but Pinkie Pie insisted” Twilight said.

“Oh and this is Rarity, Applejack, Spike, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash” Starlight said as she introduced the two brothers to most of her friends.

“Howdy welcome to Ponyville, I brought apple cider” Applejack said as she patted a barrel.

“Thanks, I’m Jet and this is my brother Danny” Jet replied.

“Wait, brother? How can you two be related, you’re a dragon and he’s a pony” Rainbow Dash pointed out.

“It’s kinda complicated...but if you want I can explain it to you later, now do wanna come in?” Jet asked.

“Well duh, where else are we supposed to have this party?” Pinkie Pie asked sarcastically.

“Good point” Jet replied.

“Wait I have a question darling” Rarity chimed.

“What is it?” Jet replied.

“What is that on your thigh?” Rarity asked.

“Oh uh, it’s my cutie-mark...I think” Jet replied.

“But you’re a dragon like me, we can’t get cutie-marks” Spike said.

“Listen, Spike was it? It’s complicated and my brother over there has a mirrored cutie-mark as well,” Jet responded.

“Prove it then” Rainbow Dash Challenged.

“Alright then, we will!” Danny shot back as he stumbled to the door and showed his cutie-mark.

“Yea I’m still not convinced” Rainbow Dash replied as she crossed her forelegs.

“Whatever, just come in” Jet said in annoyance.

“I-I believe you...” Fluttershy chimed up.

“You do?” Danny asked.

“Y-yea, especially on the brother thing...” Fluttershy replied with a smile.

“Thanks Fluttershy” Jet replied.

“N-no problem...” Fluttershy said as everypony that showed up walked into Danny and Jet’s house.

Even though the party did kinda start out rough it became much more enjoyable as the night went on.

“Hey Danny what’s wrong, you haven’t used your magic at all” Applejack said.

“Yea, and when I offered Jet a gem he turned it down” Spike added.

“Well I guess it’s no use trying to hide it” Danny said.

“Hide what?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Well you see...Danny and I weren’t born and hatched” Jet replied.

“What do you mean?” Spike asked.

“Well Jet and I used to be human, in fact we’re fraternal twins until well one day we kinda got killed trying to stop a robber” Danny sheepishly replied.

“Then we ended up getting reincarnated in this world as a unicorn and a dragon” Jet added.

“Wait, what’s a human?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Well it’s the thing Starlight and I turned into when we crossed the mirror, though I’m not fully sure what humans are” Twilight explained.

“Humans are a great ape like gorillas, chimpanzees, and orangutans; however I’m not sure what the humans in the mirror look like but where Danny and I come from they’re not pastel colored,” Jet explained.

“Is there magic?” Twilight asked.

“Well only in fiction” Danny replied.

“Wait...did you say that you turned into humans?” Jet asked.

“Yea, but I doubt they’re like where you came from” Twilight replied.

“Heh maybe Danny and I should visit there sometime” Jet said.

“You can if you want, I’ve made it so that the portal is open 24/7” Twilight replied.

“Yea but I’m not sure if you would turn into a dog or a human” Spike added.

“Why’s that?” Jet asked.

“Well when I went there with Twilight I got turned into a talking dog” Spike replied.

“Heh, so maybe not...” Jet said with a sigh as everyone chuckled.

While everycreature was chatting they didn’t notice that a gravel gray skinned satyr with jet black fur a soul patch on his chin, deep brown cloven hooves, small charcoal gray curved horns on the head and sunset purple eyes had appeared in the house and took a drink of apple cider before spitting it out.

“Yea yea, where’s the alcoholic cider?” A satyr asked as he was rummaging through some cabinets after tossing a mug of apple cider.

“Uh who are you?” Danny asked as the satyr turned around.

“I’m Clover The Corrupt, also know as The Sinful Satyr at your service, now where is your alcohol?” Clover asked.

“...We don’t have any” Jet replied as the group looked at each other.

“Ugh you mean I came in here for nothing?” Clover asked now annoyed.

“Uh dude you weren’t even invited, so can you please leave?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Not until I get some real apple cider” Clover replied as he sat in a kitchen chair.

“I got this” Twilight said as she teleported Clover out of the house.

“Rude” Clover said as he teleported back into the house.

“How the?” Twilight thought as Clove sat back in the chair he was in.

“Oh I forgot to mention, I have magic, but where is my fucking alcohol?” Clover demanded.

“Well we don’t have any but we do have nonalcoholic apple cider” Danny replied.

“Ew no, I want alcoholic cider, not that shit” Clover said.

“What the hell, this cider is awesome!” Rainbow Dash shot back.

“No it’s not, you just have shitty taste buds” Clover replied as a sunset purple fireball formed in his palm.

Clover shot the fireball at barrel. Upon impact the barrel exploded, sending wood and apple cider flying, Twilight managed to shield her friends but unfortunately everything else was covered in apple cider and wood splinters.

“No!” Rainbow Dash cried out as Applejack grew angry.

“Hey!” Applejack shouted in anger.

She then charged Clover who teleported out of the way and tripped her, causing her to crash into a wall.

“Applejack are you okay?” Twilight asked.

“Yea, the guy just tripped me” Applejack replied as she stood back up and put her hat back on.

“Okay what the hell dude!” Rainbow Dash shouted as Clover shrugged nonchalantly.

Before the group could do anything Clover gave the group the finger, he then teleported out of the house and went to a pub in another town.

“...What just happened?” Pinkie Pie asked.

“I...have no clue” Twilight replied as the group looked around at the cider and wood covered room.

“Don’t worry, we’ll help clean this mess up” Starlight volunteered.

“Thanks” Jet replied with a sigh.

“Don’t worry about it darling” Rarity said as her, Twilight and Starlight used her magic to get cleaning supplies.

“Yea we got this!” Rainbow Dash added.

“Then we can get back to partying!” Pinkie Pie shouted as the group started cleaning up the mess that Clover left.

After cleaning was done the party was resumed until late at night when all but Jet and Danny went home.

“Night bro” Jet said as he walked into his room.

“Night, see yo-ow” Danny started to reply when he fell down after trying to stand on his hind legs for like the thousandth time.

“You do know that you can walk on all fours right?” Jet said.

“Oh heh” Danny replied as he went into his own room and crashed on his bed to sleep.

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