When Twilight went to the human world she was on verge of having a mental breakdown at seeing her new body and all the strange things around her. Luckily for her, she had her faithful assistant Spike there to keep her from going off the deep end and doing something she'd regret.

Unluckily for THIS Twilight though, Spike didn't go with her and she had to deal with this all alone... this can only end in disaster

Contains: property destruction through stress eating, a description of the human body from someone who knows nothing about it followed by casual nudity, and ALOT of awkwardness from everyone except Twilight. Contains no sexual acts, tag only present for the aforementioned nudity jokes