Cadance's Favorite Guard

Just before he first joined the Equestrian Royal Guard, Shining Armor remembered receiving an important mantra by his Uncle: “No matter how glamorous a career may look, or how famous ponies may get, work will always have to be done. No matter where you go in life, a job will always be just that. A job.”

He used to think that certain occupations would warrant an exception to that rule, despite how much he admired his Uncle’s teachings. However, not long after Shining and his wife were given the tasks of overseeing the Crystal Empire, it became obvious that the old stallion was right. A job really was a job at the end, even if it came with a massive castle and the title of Prince Consort.

Contrary to the public’s perception of Equestrian Royalty, the truth of the matter was that being the ruler of an Empire really wasn’t as glamorous as it may have seemed. And in Shining Armor’s case, his years of training under the Royal Guard didn’t adequately prepare him for how much paperwork was needed to keep the Crystal Empire running smoothly. Whether it was royal decrees, approvals of parliament sanctions, or just meaningless zoning issues that had to be brought up to the highest powers to be disputed, Shining constantly found himself behind a tower of papers that had to be sorted day by day. And in the recent months following the reveal of Celestia and Luna’s shared retirement, the Prince was finding himself spending most of his time in his office whenever he was home.

“Ughhhhh… there!” With a hard slap of his hand against the top of his stack, Shining was relieved to have finished the very last of his forms assigned for the day. He had been cooped up in his office since morning, but now it was growing close to mid-afternoon. It was disheartening to think about how many hours he must have wasted inside of that room, even though it was rather well-stocked and luxurious enough for Royalty. But on the brighter side of things, Shining was able to smile upon realizing he had a couple hours of free time before dinner. His eyes glanced over at the edge of his mahogany desk, where two distinct items were sitting in wait.

One of them was his sleek, dark blue smart-phone, which he always kept on him for emergencies and entertainment alike. Even though Equestria’s vast understanding of magic had kept the nation from relying on technological advancements for the longest time, the recent boom of unicorn-developed tech was hard for any of the three races to be swayed from. As soon as Equestria developed their own Internet system, the newfound wave of social media hit the nation’s culture like a tidal wave. And for Shining himself, he was proud that he and Cadance were able to understand the concepts of those touch-screen devices so quickly; while Celestia and Luna still had difficulties figuring out their phones, the Crystal Empire’s leaders were able to update their social media pages on a regular basis.

Next to Shining’s phone, almost like a stark contrast to indicate how vastly things have changed, there lay an old piece of parchment beside a feather quill and ink cap. The juxtaposition made his muzzle skew with an uneasy whinny, seeming unsure which item to pick up first. However, after glancing around for a split-second to make sure he was alone in the room, Shining shrugged before taking the paper and quill. Letters were able to be instantly sent between two magic-users without the need of a post office, so it wasn’t like the parchment was that much of a step-back from just sending a text. But still, he felt a little silly for choosing that over his pocket-sized marvel of technology, despite knowing that doing things more “Old School” prompted himself for a little more fun afterward. And after dipping his quill in the ink a couple times, he leaned forward in his seat and put his calligraphy skills to proper use.

To mine dearest and most sensual acquaintance,

It hath not been a fortnight, but I'm already missing the time we did share. And I'm eager to meeteth thee again for another round if 't be true 't's possible.

Shining smirked naughtily with a chuckle under his breath, happy that his writing skills had grown so well-versed after studying the Olde Ponish literature in his castle’s library. He readjusted himself in his seat while blushing a little, and kept going with quick swipes of his quill.

I knoweth yond thy worketh is tiring, but our excit'ment hath been very beneficial for both of us, hath it not? And if 't be true thou art able to cometh and visit me, I gage we'll hath't coequal moo excit'ment without anyone knowing.
I still hath't thy panties yond thee did leave in mine container, which wast a lovely souvenir to recall our excit'ment. Hopefully the next time we meeteth, I can see yond garment being put to meet useth upon thy corse.

“Hmmm… is that right?” he muttered to himself, needing a moment to read over his words with a tilt of his head. Due to how foreign some of the dialect still sounded in his head, he was looking confused as he stared at his daintily-written words. Unfortunately, before he could try and re-check the literature notes in one of his drawers, a distinct buzzing noise caught his attention.

Vvvvv!! Vvvvv!!

The screen on Shining’s phone lit up brightly, and displayed a message indicating him of a new update: ‘Princess-Cadance-Official just sent you a new post on Chat-to-Snap!’

“Oh for crying out loud,” he said with a tired groan, before he put down his quill to pinch the bridge of his snout. Even though he wasn’t one to judge due to his own social media habits (particularly Trotter, which he had over four hundred thousand followers on), it was hard not to get frustrated at his wife’s constant updates to InstaPost and Chat-to-Snap. Just in the past twenty minutes, he had been notified of six separate Snaps that Cadance had sent him while he finished up his paperwork. He knew that it would’ve been rude to continue ignoring his phone, but he wanted to at least finish up his letter before seeing what his spouse was up to. So after taking a moment to breathe, Shining picked his quill back up and said to himself, “Eh… she’s probably just making another food post or something…”

‘Crystal Berry ice cream for me!!!~ #SweetTreat #icecream #tasty’

Cadance chuckled to herself with a sly smirk as she typed out that innocent text, and admired the pic she took while holding her pink smart-phone. Due to the selfie pose she took, only her left hand could be shown while it held a thick silver chalice, and her blushed face was eyeing the camera rather suggestively. However, even with her tongue lolled out so lewdly, she was only giving a taste of what looked to be two thick scoops of a dark grey ice cream atop her chalice. There was even a heavy dollop of whipped cream and a cherry on top of them, which was already starting to melt and drip down those textured mounds.

However, if the camera was pulled back just another inch or two, it may have been impossible to conceal the thick, erect stallionhood that was standing rigidly just behind those “scoops.”

Behind the camera’s short range and countless photo filters, the truth of the matter was the Princess Cadance was on her knees while perched on the crystal floor. She was kneeling beside a vintage oak table, which was located in one of the many unused hallways near the rear wing of the castle. Even though the hall was technically out in the open, that didn’t keep the Princess from having her personal Guard stip down to nothing at her order. Nor did it keep Private Silver Soldier from complying with Cadance’s unusual form of exhibitionism, as he sat bare-assed atop the table with his balls resting on top of that chalice.

As the unicorn braced himself on the furniture with one hand, while using his other hand to hold his cock and keep it out of view, he bit his lip in slight trepidation as he felt that whipped cream dripping down his ballsack. “Nnnnghhh…” His eyes constantly darted around both ends of the empty hallway, and his ears flicked worriedly each time one of Cadance’s amorous moans came out a little too loudly for his liking. He may have been rock-hard due to the Princess’ libido, but he couldn’t help saying down to her, “Uhhhh… forgive me for speaking freely, Princess. But… this is a really weird thing to do for Royalty.”

Despite how nervously he blushed after saying that, Cadance chuckled with an unoffended smirk back up at him. “So what?~” she asked with a lustrous purr, before she leaned in to drag her tongue up one of Silver’s heavy balls. The Guard gasped shakily as he reeled his head back, and tried not to squirm too badly from the Princess’ tongue gracing across his sensitive flesh. Her eyes remained half-lidded while peering at her phone’s camera lens, and she smiled wide to show off the dripping cream collecting on her tongue. A good portion of the Guard’s loose ballsack clung to her tongue by the time she took another picture, which made the camera’s flash go off brightly in the middle of the hall. But even as the Guard shivered with a muffled moan while covering his muzzle tightly, nothing really looked amiss when Cadance took a glance at the photo she took. Aside from the base of his cock being seen in the background, it really looked like she was licking some ice cream at first glance.

Before she could start editing that picture to make it more innocent for her husband to see, Cadance moved her muzzle in to give some proper care to the Guard’s crown jewels. Another shaky moan escaped Silver’s muzzle, and he had to bite down on his thumb to keep himself from growing too audible within the public space. But even as his heated groans grew notably muffled behind his fist, his legs squirmed about involuntarily while Cadance was enjoying her “Sweet Treat.” The mare’s eyes were closed blissfully shut while she savored the musky flavor of her Private’s balls, which combined surprisingly well with the sweet droplets of melting cream that dribbled down his loose skin. But even as some of that whipped cream began to drip off the bottom of Cadance’s hand, and left a sticky mess across the Princess’ breasts and the crystal floor under her knees, the Alicorn didn’t seem to mind one bit while her lips continued to caress those plump orbs so tentatively.

“Aaaahhhh!~” Silver Soldier was trying his hardest not to grow too enamored from his lover’s tongue-lashing, but that was obviously easier said than done. Each eager drag of the Princess’ tongue seemed to linger on as she took her time, slowly lapping up every inch of those hefty balls that she could reach while making a show for the camera. Even though it was difficult to keep himself still for the camera, he was secretly grateful that his cock wasn’t too much of a distraction for those photos Cadance kept sending out. Unlike his balls, which carried a darker greyish tone more akin to ash, the shaft of his stallionhood was a slightly lighter hue in comparison, and could easily be mistaken for something else after Cadance applies all those stupid filters to her pics. But even with those details put into considerations, Silver was hopeful that the Princess wouldn’t be too careless when it came to making those dangerously exhibitionist posts for her husband to see.

“Ooh, that’a a good one~” she purred with a lick of her lips, which picked up a small glob of whipped cream that was resting just below her bottom lip. Even with Silver’s cock throbbing so needily just inches from her face, the Princess seemed more focused on the picture she took of herself getting a good taste of her “ice cream.” Just like the last few that she was able to take without interruption, Cadance seemed happy with the photograph displayed on her screen; even with her muzzle wide-open, and one of Silver’s balls resting so tantalizingly across her tongue like she was about to put the whole thing her her mouth, the whipped cream dolloped across Silver’s sac and Cadance’s snout made it look more messy than it did suggestive. And with a couple of well-placed heart emojis to cover up the base of Silver’s shaft, all that was left was a cheeky pic of the Princess and her “snack” before she added her caption:

‘Oopsie! I should’ve gotten a napkin~’

After adding the appropriate emojis and filters, Cadance smirked naughtily before showing her pre-posted pic to the soldier himself. “Whad’ya think?~” she asked cheekily up to Silver, whose face blushed profusely upon seeing that blatant photo of his testicles on the Princess’ social media. Despite knowing that her husband likely wouldn’t catch on to the fact that it wasn’t ice cream, Silver was still lost for words when he saw how shamelessly Cadance was willing to share a pic like that. However, even with his own apprehensions in place, the unicorn was able to shrug his shoulders and nod in approval to her picture.

“Good to know you like it too~” Cadance leaned up from her kneeled position to give the nude Guard a much-deserved peck on the cheek, and then pressed send to further add to her personal Chat-To-Snap timeline.

Vvvvv!! Vvvvv!!

“Nnnnnnggggg…” Shining Armor’s expression grew flatter in annoyance, mostly since he was only able to write out a couple more lines in his stupid letter. With a heavy groan, the Prince picked up his phone to finally take notice on Cadance’s overzealous Chat-To-Snap additions. He leaned back in his seat while holding his phone, and was quick to swipe through the notifications and check out her notifications. His eyes narrowed on the first video Cadance made, which was a close-up of her tongue dragging up the side of those thick, hefty mounds resting atop her chalice. His brows raised a bit, but he didn’t seem to take much notice to how unusual those “ice cream scoops” may have looked at second glance. Instead, the Prince chuckled with an amused smirk as he casually scrolled through the other photos in Cadance’s timeline, and tapped the Heart icon at the bottom beside each one.

At the bottom of Cadance’s phone, a notification rang out which read ‘Prince_ShiningArmor_Official Liked 7 of your Posts!’

“Hmmmm…” Cadance was back on her knees while browsing through her phone, but her other hand was preoccupied with giving her Guard some assistance. While the unicorn was left reeling atop the table as he writhed like mad, his groaning tone hiccuped each time he felt Cadance’s fingers sliding up and down his throbbing cock. The Princess may have known how risky it was to jerk off one of her Guards out in the open (especially when it meant compromising Silver’s focus when he was meant to be a lookout), but her hand continued to casually stroke that rigid shaft like it was second nature. Meanwhile, her smirk widened a bit upon noticing Shining’s social media activity, and she muttered to herself, “I wonder if he’d still like these posts if he knew…”

Silver’s brows raised worriedly upon hearing that rhetorical statement, and he glanced down at the Princess while biting his lip. While he doubted that Cadance would try anything too damaging for the sake of a cheap thrill, it was hard to question what her limits may have been after agreeing to do this for her. As more of the melting whipped cream began to drip off the side of his balls, Cadance’s vigorous strokes to his cock was only adding to the mess as his hips kept squirming uncontrollably. Fortunately, Cadance was quick to help rectify that issue, as she bent in to lick up as much of that whipped cream as she could get. Silver’s moans could be heard from up above while Cadance lapped up that mound of cream she had placed above his balls, and she couldn’t help giggling as she felt how twitchy he got each time her lips touched him there. By the time she finished up, a good amount of whipped cream was sloppily smeared across her snout and muzzle; but due to how randy the Princess had gotten from that taste testing, it seemed that all she needed was a quick lick across her lips while gazing up at Silver with a grin.

“Mmmm… how about I record something a little less subtle?” she asked her Guard, even though she wasn’t expecting him to give much of an answer while he fidgeted atop the table with a heavy blush. After leaving the Chat-To-Snap app, Cadance put down her phone down on its side against one of the tables, making sure it was braced-up against one of the crystal knobs that were on each corner. Meanwhile, the phone’s screen was showing an up-close video of Silver Soldier’s full package, as well as a blinking red icon at the corner to indicate that it was recording.

“Aaaaaaahhhhhh…” Cadance leaned into the video’s view, but kept her eyes up at Silver as she got her face close to the underside of his cock. She closed her eyes as she dragged her tongue up that thick, meaty shaft, and continued to rub it sensually with her delicate strokes. The video could pick up Silver’s long, strained-sounding moan as he endured that titillating lap as best as he could. Just as she got to the stallion’s crowned cockhead, Cadance grasped his shaft more firmly so she could stroke him without much hesitation. And with a hungry look of desire in the Princess’ eyes, her cheeks blushed profusely as she wrapped her lips around that head for some proper sucking.

“MMMMPHH!!~” Silver had to cover his muzzle with both hands while reeling his head back, and he clenched his eyes tightly shut to keep from blowing his load instantly. Cadance’s lips had a tight seal around the top of Silver’s shaft while she sucked on that head with such dedication, almost as if she didn’t care at all if she got caught. Her eyelids were fluttering while they remained closed, and a soft moan came out through her nostrils while her mouth was stuffed with the Guard’s cock. Due to how slowly the Princess’ hand was gliding up and down Silver’s shaft, it was easy to time the bobs of her head as she began to take in more. Each time her petite fingers reached up near the top of that twitching stallionhood, her lips tried to make closer contact to them as she sunk more of that thick length inside of her mouth.

As the video continued to record, Princess Cadance didn’t look to show any shame on her face while sinking more of that hot, throbbing cock inside of her muzzle. Instead, the Princess grew more enamored in her work while moaning around Silver’s shaft, and using her free-hand to give herself a little added titillation. Despite how sticky her fingers may have become from all that melted whipped cream, Cadance shamelessly sunk her fingers behind the waistband of her skirt, and began to rub herself while indulging in Silver Soldier’s cock. And before too long, the sounds of Silver’s groans weren’t the only noises that were reverberating down the hallway, as they were soon accompanied by Cadance’s sultry suckles and schlicks as well.

“Nnnnnnnnn~” Cadance was handling that cock like an experienced porn-star, and took her time as she sunk her muzzle in deeper against that meaty rod. Eventually, her hearty strokes against the remainder of Silver’s shaft had to pull back a bit, since her lips were able to slide down over a third of it without much issue. And due to the high quality camera that Cadance had on her phone, the video was able to pick up just how brightly Silver’s shaft was glistening with her saliva each time her mouth pulled back. Of course, given how eagerly the Princess was continuing to push her lips further and further down his length, it was doubtful that his cock would be seen fully in the video until they were both finished.

“Nnnnnnn!!~” Cadance was starting to whimper a little while sucking on Silver’s cock, and her back hunched over a bit as she continued to finger herself. Her bare knees were quivering against the cold crystal floors, and those drops of melted cream were soon accompanied by the Princess’ secretions as she dripped into the floor. Even though she was teasing at her aching clit through her panties, it seemed that the taste and sensation of Silver Soldier’s cock was too much for the poor Princess to handle discreetly. As her fingers began to dig deeper between her supple folds, her arousal was bleeding through those panties at a strong enough volume to start leaking between her legs, and left a glossy puddle beside those white drops of cream.

But even as Cadance’s growing lust caused her thighs to try and close up around her wrist, the rest of her body tried to remain diligent for the sake of that video. Her head began to bob even stronger across Silver’s shaft, soon being able to claim over half of his shaft without needing to stop. Through the video feed on her phone, the bulge of Silver’s cockhead could soon be seen at the top of Cadence's throat each time she leaned in. Meanwhile, Silver moaned out even louder while quivering above her head, and his thoughts became more clouded in pleasure as opposed to paranoia. Even if the two got caught in that moment, it was doubtful that the soldier would mind too much while receiving that monumental blowjob.

Cadance was sliding her muzzle across Silver’s shaft with more diligence as the recording kept going, and that bulge in her throat grew more prominent each time she went in. Her hand eventually stopped stroking the rest of Silver’s length, and merely grasped him at the base to keep that rigid cock in place for Cadance’s handiwork. Each time that thick stallionhood slid out of her throat, a hearty moan came out through her stuffed mouth while she continued to pleasure both of them in tandem. Underneath her kneeling stance, her fingers were becoming absolutely soaked in her juices while she continued to dig deeper inside of her hungry pussy, eager to quench that fire that Silver set ablaze.

It was unclear how long the two were out in that hallway during the duration of the Guard’s fellatio, but it should’ve been far too long to avoid getting spotted by any castle staff. But by some unforeseen circumstance, whether it be coincidence or just dumb luck, the slutty Princess was never interrupted as she took Silver’s cock with unbridled bliss in her blushed expression. Back when she was still enamored with Shining Armor, even her wildest experiences with him were a mere fraction to how she felt in that lustful moment with her Guard. She may have been a married mother with lots of Royal obligations, but Cadance felt like a new mare while guiltlessly indulging in such a carnal delight out in the open. And even with the risks she knew she was taking each time she shoved that meaty cock deeper inside her drooling maw, Cadance wasn’t worried in the slightest about any ramifications; instead, all that she was able to hear from her lust-addled conscious were those impulsive thoughts that tempted her so thoroughly…

Swallow his load~

Shoot it on your face~

Keep going, naughty girl~

Ride his cock again~

Don’t stop~

Take him in~

Shining wouldn’t mind~

“Mmmmph~” Cadance’s hips writhed more strongly as she sunk her fingers deeper inside of her dripping cunt, and her lips started to quiver around the girth of Silver’s throbbing cock. Even with her eyes tightly closed, Cadance could feel her eyes rolling back as her thoughts became more adventurous. While it was clear that the Princess had some rather wild ideas (especially given what she was just doing on Chat-To-Snap), she could feel the fur along her back standing upright as she sunk deeper into that level of depravity. Her lips tightened around Silver’s shaft, and caused him to moan out more from her overzealous oral. And just as she felt herself getting close, Cadance took a deep breath through her nostrils before sinking her muzzle in around most of Silver’s length. The stallion moaned out deeply while feeling the Princess’ lips pursing around the bottom third of his cock, and her chin nestled in invitingly between his churning balls.

As she suckled around the Guard’s girth with more determination, Cadance’s mind was running wild while she moaned through her snout. She started to pinch her throbbing clit to better succumb to her desires, and each bout of pressure caused her lips to purse tighter around Silver’s cock. And even as his moans grew more rampant, Cadance’s thoughts were keeping her focus while she pushed herself closer to the precipice. And due to how horny her mindset was getting, the cocksucking Princess wasn’t one to brush aside any impulsive thoughts that were clouding her head.

Let him mark you, Cadance~

Give yourself to him~

He’s much better~

He can handle you himself~

Keep that video~

Send it~

Show it~

Embrace it~

Let Shining--

“NNNNNGHH!!~” Silver’s hands came down to impulsively grip the back of Cadance’s head, and kept her in the middle of the camera’s point of view while a good portion of his cock was buried in her throat. Even after her eyes reopened with a look of surprise on her face, her cheeks still blushed in deep arousal while she moaned around his throbbing shaft. Meanwhile, Silver began to pant rapidly through his gaping muzzle, and his eyes clenched tightly shut as he spasmed hard against Cadance’s mouth. “Aaaahhhh!! I’m… I’m abo… I’m about to--Mmmmmphhh!!~”

With that last remark cut short, Silver Soldier’s body twitched like mad as his legs tensed up, and his back arched inward in anticipation. Meanwhile, Princess Cadance closed her eyes again, and sunk herself as far as she could around the Guard’s cock while it throbbed between her lips. And while the Princess’ other hand was busy rubbing at her furiously needy clit, her other hand kept a firm grip around the base of Silver’s cock to feel him release. Of course, it would’ve still been easy for her to feel his incoming orgasm regardless, since she could feel how strongly his balls churned while they were nestled up against her chin.

“Nnnnnk!! NNNKKKKK!!~” As soon as that first hot blast of warmth stuck the back of Cadance’s throat, her entire body quivered like the soldier had just flipped a switch to set her off. Her hooves curled up tightly, and her lips trembled around that thick shaft as it pulsated so powerfully between them. While the moaning Guard above her head gave in to his orgasm with an enthusiastically blissful cry, his Princess was literally left speechless as she felt that volley of hot, salty cum flooding her throat. The bulges from his load could be seen through the camera each time her throat swelled out, before they traveled down her gullet to swallow each heavy rope that filled her eager muzzle. His balls were constantly moving as they churned out every drop they had to give, and pressed hard against the underside of Cadance’s face to get closer to his cock. By the time she was finally able to pull back against the grip Silver had on her head, her throat had been shown swallowing at least five of the loads her Guard was able to deliver straight to her stomach.

But of course, even after her lips slid back up his twitching length, it was clear that he had a lot more to give by the time that cockhead came out of her mouth with a wet pop.

“Mmmmph!!~” The very moment she finally pulled off of Silver’s cock, a thick rope of jizz erupted out to land square across her face. The Princess gasped from that unexpected cumshot, but her hand was still underneath her skirt as she felt that warm string of Silver’s draping over the bridge of her snout. The scent of his fresh load caused her eyes to roll back, and her mouth hung open as she moaned out for her own climax. As for Silver, who was still coming down from his own climax, he used the very last of his composure to grab his cock with a free hand, and leave it pointed at Cadance for the last of his throbs.

Because of that, Princess Cadance was left at her Guard’s mercy while she tensed up hard from her climax, and moaned out while feeling his additional cumshots striking her face. One especially thick glob of Silver’s cum landed straight inside of the Princess’ mouth, which only set Cadance off even more while her pussy convulsed tightly around her fingers. A considerable volley of her arousal drooled through her panties as she squirted uncontrollably, and left a sizeable puddle right beneath her quivering legs. Of course, even after Silver finally finished, and left her face with several notable strings of his milky white splooge across her cheeks and mane, Cadance continued to groan on the floor while her mouth was closed, and she gave an enthusiastic gulp for that mouthful she just swallowed. When her mouth finally reopened to reveal a clean tongue, Cadance let out one final moan of euphoric pleasure before slumping back forward on the table, and sighing blissfully while her face was less than an inch from his softening cock.

Despite being out in the open, the post-coital mates took a moment to breathe following that exhilarating moment they were able to share. While one of Cadance’s hands remained firmly nestled between her fidgeting legs, the other reached out tiredly to stop the recording on that camera. As soon as the video stopped, a notification popped up across the screen to verify that the footage was successfully saved. If Silver Soldier wasn’t leaned back against the wall and staring up at the ceiling, he likely would’ve been worried about what Cadance would do with that video she took. But for the Princess laid out before her nude Guard, and still dripping tediously between her legs, all that she felt was a newfound sense of clarity while eyeing her phone with a sly smirk.

Back up in Shining Armor’s office, the stallion was browsing through his Trotter account on his phone, not even thinking of glancing through Cadance’s ice cream photos a second time. Across the middle of his desk was the finished parchment he had written out, with the quill and ink cap placed aside for later use. He might need to look over his calligraphy before sending it out for “review” in Canterlot, but the Prince wasn’t too worried about accuracy when it came to the recipient of his letter. Considering all the work that still had to be done, Shining was hopeful that she--

Vvvvv!! Vvvvv!!

Halfway through making a new post about finishing his work for the day, Shining’s brows raised when he got a new notification from his wife: ‘Princess-Cadance-Official just sent you a new post on Chat-to-Snap!’

“Jeeze, how long does it take her to eat ice cream?” he muttered to himself, while also tapping the notification with his thumb to open up the app again. After the Chat-To-Snap logo came and went, Shining was greeted with a rather unusual selfie from his spouse. Cadance was holding an empty chalice with her free hand, while a comical amount of whipped cream was splattered all over her muzzle and face. There were even globs of the white stuff clinging to her mane, and all across her snout as well. And underneath the Princess’ smile laid the caption:

‘Okay, that’s the last time I eat ice cream around Flurry Heart! #MessyMom #OneOfThoseDays #IceCreamFail’

Shining instantly cracked up from seeing that photo, and was quick to screenshot it before the timer went away. “Oh, man!” he said to himself with a shake of his head, not even registering the idea that his bukkaked wife had more than just cream across her face. Instead, the oblivious Prince began to make a new post with the photo he just saved, and said with a devilish snicker, “Sorry about this, hun~”

With that, Shining Armor posted up the private screenshot of his drizzled spouse to his official Trotter, much to Cadance’s perverted delight. Even though he may have had no idea what he just did, Cadance was willing to count the days that pass until he does...