Cadance's Favorite Guard

“Aaaahhhhhh… Nothing like a nice yoga session to relax~”

Cadance may have carried a lot of responsibilities as the Crystal Empire’s Princess and Co-Ruler, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t get some time to herself for some much-needed R&R. Fortunately for the Alicorn, the Crystal Castle’s staff was more than accommodating when it came to providing for their Royals. Shortly after the castle was reclaimed from the clutches of King Sombra, several of the Tyrant’s personal rooms were immediately cleared so that Shining and Cadance could make proper use of them. Shining ended up getting his own personal gaming room, which featured enough amenities to look like he bought an entire arcade for himself. But in Cadance’s case, her personalized room was more akin to a luxurious spa and fitness center.

The Princess was smirking to herself knowingly as she walked down the crystal hallway with a notable strut, which caused her thick hips to sway back and forth in tandem with her steps. The hooves at her hind-legs were covered up with a pair of custom-fitted stiletto heels, which clacked loudly enough to echo down the halls and exassivate the attention she was receiving. Even though the footwear was fairly unnecessary (as well as very uncomfortable), those heels really helped Cadance’s posture so her slender figure was fully upright, and her plump thighs could be seen in all their voluptuous glory beneath the thin fabric of her hot-grey yoga pants.

“Aaaahhhhh…” Cadance smiled to herself with a blissful sigh, and savored the titillating feeling of being ogled by every Guard she strutted past. Even though she wasn’t wearing anything too revealing, it was obvious she wasn’t wearing a bra due to how notably her nipples were peeking through her thin t-shirt. The faded grey attire still had the logo for Canterlot University across the chest, which she intentionally chose so that guys could have an excuse to “read” it while staring. Most women might have not liked the idea of being gawked at like a piece of meat by pervy stallions, but Cadance absolutely relished in it as she kept making jaws drop on her way to her yoga studio.

“Hmph~” When she was out of earshot from the last Guard she walked past, Cadance chuckled to herself with a smirk and muttered under her breath, “I wonder if Silver would get as jealous as Shining about all these guys staring at me…”

Even though that question might be worth asking sometime soon, Cadance brushed it aside when she reached her private oasis. As per agreement when they first moved into the castle, Shining and Cadance agreed to stay out of each other’s private rooms unless it was an emergency; of course, they also agreed to have a private Guard to accompany them in the room as an added security measure. Because of that, Silver Soldier was already standing in wait outside of the yoga studio with a lustful smirk. “Why good morning, your Highness~” he said with an obviously sultry tone when Cadance was within sight. As she walked up to him, the Guard gave a respectful bow and added, “It means a lot that you changed your workout schedule for my benefit, Princess Cadance.”

“Well, what was I supposed to do?” she asked with a chipper smile, before pausing the briefest moment to look around the vacant hallway. Since nopony else was around, Cadance went in to give a thankful kiss to the Guard’s lips to make him blush. She added after pulling back, “Since you’re working the graveyard shift, it seems only fair to change up my own routine a little. Besides, a lot of ponies recommend doing workouts first thing in the morning.”

“Yeah, that’s certainly true.” Silver tried not to chuckle bashfully as he scratched the back of his neck, and smiled like a dork from that unexpected kiss out in the open. Even though he wasn’t going to complain about it, he still needed a second to keep from shuddering before he said, “Well, I already inspected the room, and there’s nothing to worry about.”

“I certainly hope not~” With that randier-sounding purr, Cadance’s smirk widened when she pulled out her smartphone from her pocket. “Because I was thinking of taking a few… selfies, if you catch my drift~”

Silver’s eyes shot wide-open, and a muffled ‘thunk’ could be heard beneath the codpiece of his armor due to his sudden erection. Since it would’ve been impossible for the Guard to forget about those “ice cream” selfies that got his Princess so many likes on social media, he already knew what was going to happen as he grew an enamored grin. “Oh, my… Do you need my assistance?~”

“Yes I do~” she stated with a pert nod that matched her perky smile. She then went to enter her private space first, with the Guard following her inside.

Before Cadance and Shining reclaimed the castle, the room was actually meant to be a lavish spa for Sombra’s personal usage. But aside from the indoor pool that was previously installed into the floor, most of the Tyrant’s amenities and furniture were burned in front of the castle before Cadance did her recorating. The black and purple walls were replaced with shimmering pink crystal, and the gaudy gothic furniture was replaced with more comfortable items like beanbag chairs and a massage table. But for today’s routine, all that Cadance needed was her yoga mat, some sensual music playing from her stereo system, and her studly Guard to “spot” her as an impromptu instructor.

“Alright, big guy~” she said after locking the door behind them, “I think you should make yourself more comfortable as well~”

Silver Soldier nodded with a lustful grin, and began to undo his clunky armor to reveal a sensible t-shirt and sweatpants underneath. Cadance sat down in one of the beanbag chairs so she could slowly pull off her high heels; of course, the Princess made sure to spread out her legs wide while doing so, just to make sure she got her “Instructor’s” attention as her bare hooves were revealed. Her hands glided up the length of her long and full-bodied legs, and caught Silver’s eyes as he followed the path of her digits across the inside of her thighs. Cadance sighed to herself in relief after those shoes were removed, and she settled deeper inside of her chair while waiting for Silver. “Mnnnghhh… You know, that honestly does help me relax more before yoga.”

Silver Soldier may have found his lover’s choice of pre-workout footwear to be odd, but he couldn’t help shrugging his shoulders in understanding. “You know what? That actually makes sense in a weird way. Plus, it gives you an excuse to show off in those yoga pants~”

“Precisely~” When Silver was finished removing all of his armor, Cadance pulled herself up from the chair before stretching. “Nnnnnfffff… Hopefully you’re not too tired after your night shift.”

“Nah, don’t worry. I usually don’t sleep until Noon anyway.” To emphasize his point, Silver was quick to walk up to her with a lustrous grin on his muzzle, and a very noticeable tent that stuck out from the crotch of his sweatpants. “Besides…”

That’s when Silver got up close to his Princess, and caused her to jolt with a giggle as he reached behind and groped both of Cadance’s plump cheeks with his hands. As she gasped and shuddered in his grasp, the Guard’s smirk widened as he added, “Unlike certain other stallions, I’m willing to appreciate a figure as enticing as yours, your Highness~”

“Mmmmmm… Well, I sure hope so~” With that, Cadance leaned in and gave Silver another kiss on the lips. But unlike the first cutesy peck, this time their lips remained tightly pressed as they pulled each other in closely with passion. And as their eyes closed to better appreciate the moment, their muzzles eventually opened up so they could intensify their kiss into a full-blown makeout session.

“Oh god… Oh god, oh god, oh god…”

Elsewhere in the lavish castle, Shining Armor was pacing frantically across the open floor of his locked office. He had previously went to his office to try and complete some forms, just so he could keep his mind occupied and maybe transfer his paranoia to something beneficial. Unfortunately, given what kind of problem Shining was experiencing, it wasn’t too shocking that he wasn’t able to get any work done that day. After all, a lot of guys would likely freak out if they realized that their penis was shrinking at an alarmingly fast rate.

“What the fuck… W-What the fuck is happening?!” Shining huffed in a panic as he stopped his pacing, and pulled out the waistband of his pants to peek down at his measly pecker. He had began to notice some changes by the time his cock had been shrunken down by a third of his original length, but he tried to pass it off as a weird anomaly that wouldn’t be permanent. But by the time his member retracted down to half its size, the Prince was silently freaking out about it whenever he was left alone. Due to how badly things were going, Shining couldn’t even think about soliciting his wife out of fear she would notice his smaller cock as well. The rate of shrinkage may have slowed down to a near halt, but that was mostly because Shining was becoming too high-strung to keep chugging those laced energy drinks; but alas, his penis was still as a pathetic three inches by the time he refrained from his sugary caffeine.

Shining groaned in exasperation when he saw that meager little nub, and he reeled his head back with a wince before closing his waistband. He knew that he had to talk with a specialist about what may have been happening, but the idea of showing his beanie weenie to anyone felt unbelievably mortifying. Not to mention, there was always the chance that someone on the inside could be involved with his shrinkage, which left him wary about confiding with anyone other than Cadance. But since even she wasn’t being informed about this affliction (at least, not from him), all that Shining could do was stand in shame while struggling not to cry. “Ughhh… I swear to god, if that rapist fuck Chrysalis is involved in thi--”

Vvv! Vvv! Vvv!

Shining’s phone vibrated in his pocket, which prompted the Prince to pause his thoughts and check his messages. When he opened the touchscreen, his brows rose up when he saw that Cadance sent him a new message through her private Chat-to-Snap account. Despite how overwhelmed he may have felt from his insecurities, Shining quickly tapped the notification to open the app and see what she sent:

‘Just starting my morning yoga! #Yoga #Workout #NewBeginnings’

Underneath that text was a seemingly innocent selfie pic of Cadance, who was smiling at the camera while holding up a peace sign with her hand. If Shining was studious enough to expand the photo, he likely would’ve noticed the glossy sheen that was coating her fingers with a clear and syrupy glaze. Unfortunately for Shining, his muzzle skewed with a huff upon seeing the photo only had her face from the chest up, and no good view of her breasts just underneath. However, the Prince still smiled from the personal pic his spouse sent him, which prompted him to type out a quick response:

‘Looking good, hun! Be sure to message me if you need a spotter~ ;)’

“Ugh… He actually sent me an ‘Eggplant’ emoji.”

Cadance was still perched on her knees while staring at her phone, while her shirt was pulled up over her breasts to leave them fully exposed across her chest. Much like her fingers, which were covered in the sticky remnants of her lover’s precum, both of the Princess’ voluptuous tits sported a couple ropes of milky white cum. Those gooey strings clung to her bare chest without much movement, and were completely ignored by Cadance as she sighed in disappointment at her phone. Meanwhile, Silver Soldier was panting heavily while sprawled out in one of the beanbag chairs, and was resting with his pants wrapped around his ankles.

“Wait, seriously?” asked the Guard, who was able to regain enough energy to look at his lover with a raised brow. Cadance didn’t hesitate to turn the phone around and show Silver the screen, which revealed the two texts Shining sent through her app. Much like she said, that suggestive purple icon was standing right underneath Shining’s first comment, which caused Silver to cover his muzzle with a fist to keep from snickering.

“Jeeze!” he said with an amused huff through his nostrils. “I stopped using eggplant emojis before high school!”

“Yeah, he’s not nearly as in-touch with unicorn tech as I am.” Cadance groaned with a roll of her eyes when she felt her phone buzz again, and she brought the device back to her own line of sight. “Ugh, and now he just sent me a ‘peach’ and ‘water droplet’ emoji.”

“Hey, at least he’s using them correctly,” admitted Silver with a shrug of his shoulders. Of course, the Guard couldn’t resist adding with a smirk, “Although, I don’t think you should worry too much about that. After all, it’s not like he can really do it himself~”

“Hehehe, that’s very true~” Cadance shot her mate a thankful smile as she giggled cheerfully, and went back to her camera screen to continue with her selfies. When she glanced back up at Silver, her grin became more apparent as she locked her eyes on the Guard’s thick, semi-flaccid cock that he was stroking right in front of her. The Guard may have already unloaded on the Princess’ tits, but seeing that bukkaked pair right in front of him helped to revive his lust as he found himself growing hard again. Silver didn’t say much, but he made sure to smirk with a suggestive wink while gliding his digits up and down his meaty length. Meanwhile, Cadance was growing riled-up enough to narrow her eyes seductively on Silver, and she brought up her hand to teasingly suck the precum that was coating her fingers. “Mmmmmmm…”

Silver shuddered with a randy grin while nodding in approval, and he stroked himself more notably while his eyes remained pinned on the Princess. Cadance moaned out sensually while taking her time to suck every glazed digit individually, not wanting to start their fun until Silver was fully erect again. After her hand was thoroughly cleaned, Cadance let out another moan as she reeled her head back, and brought her hand down to her cum-drizzled breasts. Silver had to bite his bottom lip with a strong “Unf~”, but that didn’t faze Cadance at all as she closed her eyes, and brought her hand back up to her mouth while an especially thick strand of cum was hanging off her fingers.

“Ohhhhh, fuck~” groaned Silver as he squirmed in his beanbag chair, and writhed his hips upon seeing that string of cum being twirled around the Princess’ tongue. Cadance shivered excitedly as she caught the distinct taste of Silver’s cum on her tastebuds, which carried a strange bitterness that came with a sweet aftertaste. Even though she was never too keen on swallowing Shining’s cumshots over the years, the Alicorn showed no hesitance when savoring the brand of her lover’s jizz as it coated her tongue. And after taking her time to collect every drop of that gooey load that was dribbling down her wrist and forearm, Cadance made sure that Silver got a good look as she opened her hungry maw, and proudly displayed the glob of cum that was pooling on her tongue.

Silver almost came on the spot when he saw the Princess’ mouthful, and he had to pull his hand away from his throbbing cock. Meanwhile, Cadance kept her perky smile as she closed her lips, and then leaned her head back to give an audible gulp. Silver had to bite his fist tightly the moment he heard that distinct “Glk~”, which was accompanied with a large bulge that he could see traveling down Cadance’s exposed throat.

“NnnnnNNNnnnghhh~” After shuddering to himself from that amazing display, Silver pulled his fist from his muzzle so he could get up from his chair. “Okay, that got me ready for another round~”

“That’s what I was hoping~” Cadance pulled herself up while Silver was trying to get out of that plushy chair, and made another preemptive stretch before turning her body around. She glanced back at her lover with a lustful smirk as she slowly bent herself over, and placed her hands on the floor to get into a “downward dog” pose. Even though it was doubtful the Princess was going to do any actual yoga, she still made sure to ask her ‘Instructor’ with a sultry tone, “So, Mister Soldier… Would you say I’m in the right pose for your ‘training’ regimen?~”

“Oh, absolutely~” Silver kicked his pants off his ankles as he stood upright with a randy grin, and his thick cock sticking straight-out to point at Cadance’s plump ass. The Alicorn bit her lip when she caught sight of that meaty cock, and didn’t hesitate to pull one of her hands back to grip the back of her waistband. Even though her yoga pants helped to accentuate her rump in all the right places, Silver nodded in approval as he watched her tightly grip the fabric that covered her cheeks. With a hard grunt, Cadance was only met with a second or two of resistance before the two heard an audible rip from her fabric. Much like her nonexistent bra, it seemed that Cadance wasn’t wearing any panties either; because of that, Silver was greeted with the alluring sight of her pristine marehood as it winked back at him needily.

“Aaaahhhhh~” Cadance didn’t pull her pants down like Silver had, which meant she still looked “clothed” from the front when her shirt was pulled down. Despite the fact that several wet spots could be seen seeping through her shirt (as well as the noticeable dampness around the crotch of her yoga pants), Cadance was pleased to see she still looked presentable when she picked up her phone to see how she looked on camera. Even when Silver Soldier got right up behind her, and placed his hands firmly at the sides of her full-bodied hips, the view from Cadance’s phone merely showed a sweaty Princess taking up most of the screen; in fact, the only feature of the Guard that could be seen was his torso and shirt, and not much else to reveal his identity.

Because of that, Cadance didn’t hesitate as she looked up at him and purred sensually, “You better not pull out this time~”

Silver shuddered in delight, and let out an enamored groan as he prodded the head of his cock right up against Cadance’s waiting slit. The Princess reeled her head back with a hungry moan as she shivered from the warmth of Silver’s hot, throbbing cock pushing against her. Her dripping lips were quick to part open for her Guard’s girth, which allowed his cockhead to slip through with only the slightest resistance. Even though Cadance left her phone’s camera on, nothing was being recorded as she moaned out deeply beneath her lover. “Aaahh!!~ Mmmmmmm… Yeah, get it in there, big guy~”

Silver didn’t need to be told twice, and gritted his teeth before gripping her hips tighter than before. “Nnnnnfffffff!!!”

“Nnnnfffffff… C-Come on, dammit…”

Shining Armor was still huddled alone in his office, but now he had his blinds closed and his door securely locked. The Prince was seated in his plush office chair behind his desk, and was squirming with a frustrated grimace on his face. In his left hand, Shining was holding his phone while using his thumb to mindlessly scroll through his private photo gallery. Unfortunately, despite how alluring his nudes of Luna may have looked while swiping through each one, it was hard for the stallion to get himself off while struggling to get a good grip of his measly pecker. “Ugh! For fuck’s sake, how is this so hard?!”

Instead of being able to grab hold of his shaft with his full hand like before, Shining was forced to carefully pinch his three-incher with only his thumb and forefinger. It was difficult enough to see his penis shrunken down to such a measly state, but to actually feel how small it had gotten was enough to make Shining huff in exasperation. He tried his hardest to focus on the nudes from his phone, but each pathetic tug he tried to give his cock was leaving him in a deeper state of self-consciousness he desperately wanted to ignore. But alas, due to how stressed he was becoming from his affliction, it didn’t take long for Shining to feel his puny endowment start to soften between his digits.

“FUCK!!!” Shining shot up from his chair, and licked it back violently while his pants were still around his knees. He was just about to throw his phone across the room in agitation, but was able to stop himself at the last second while his hand was reeled back. After closing his eyes tightly to take a few calming breaths, Shining settled down enough to carefully place his phone back on the desk. Unfortunately, since the Prince’s wimpy little dicklet was still standing out in the open like a third nipple on his crotch, he could only cover his face with his hands to avoid looking down and getting upset again.

Vvv! Vvv! Vvv!

Another notification from Cadance popped up on his phone, which Shining was able to accept after letting out a forlorn sigh. Upon picking his phone back up, Shining remained in his depantsed state as he opened up the Chat-to-Snap app again. The message from Cadance’s private chatlog showed another selfie of herself while she was bent over behind her trainer. Her face was notably red with beads of sweat across her forehead, and her mane looked rather messy with a couple strands hanging over her face. Beneath the photo was a caption at the bottom, which read:

‘Yoga might look easy, but the only thing that’s easy is breaking a sweat! #FitnessGoals’

“Well, good for you,” muttered Shining under his breath with a roll of his eyes, clearly not in the mood to concentrate on social media. Fortunately though, the Prince wasn’t too dickish to refrain from sending a response, and quickly texted a message for his wife:

‘Looking good, babe! But don’t worry, I won’t share your pics again. #LearnedMyLesson’

If Cadance wasn’t in such a titillated state, she likely would’ve huffed with a scowl from being reminded of that incident by Shining’s text. However, the Princess’ phone was now lying on the floor next to her yoga mat, with her husband’s message being left as unread. Even though she wouldn’t have been against continuing her texts with Shining (mostly due to the taboo of doing it during a moment like this), it wasn’t easy for Cadance to focus while she was moaning on her hands and knees. Not to mention, it wasn’t like she could take a good picture of herself while she was continuously rocking back and forth from Silver’s pounding thrusts.

“AAAAHHHHH!!!~” Cadance was reeling in absolute pleasure as she took every inch of Silver’s cock with an elation she hadn’t carried for her husband in years. Trickles of her leaking arousal were dribbling down the inside of her thighs, and her tits could be seen beneath her outstretched shirt as they dangled like a pendulum. Her head was hung low while savoring every brutal pistoning of Silver’s cock inside of her, which caused her pussy to instinctively clench around his shaft like she was milking him for his load. “Mnnnghhh… C-Come on, baby! G… G-GIVE IT TO ME!!”

“Aaaahhhhh!!~” Silver Soldier sounded like he was in heaven from how deeply he was moaning, but his face carried an evident strain due to how close he was already getting. He may have already shot across Cadance’s tits like some sleazy porno, but he couldn’t deny how alluringly her marehood was hugging every inch of his cock with every thrust he gave. Since he wasn’t wearing a condom, the Guard could feel every soft and velvety fold of that Royal pussy as he found himself reaching closer to his peak. But despite how tantalized he already felt, Silver still groaned with a randy smirk before asking, “H-How about I give you this?~”

SMACK!!

“AAAHHHHH!!~” Cadance writhed in absolute bliss while moaning from that unexpected slap to her ass, which left a faint red mark of Silver’s hand across the cheek. Even though she knew it was risky to get any marks from her lover before Shining could be made aware of things, the Princess was too lost in pleasure while her pussy was clenching tighter around that pistoning cock. And as Silver continued to pound her from behind like the adulterous slut she was, Cadance embraced the sensation and leaned her head back and shouted, “G-Give me another!!~”

SMACK!!!

“AIEEEEE!!!~” With that lustful shriek of rapture, Cadance tried to push herself back to make those thrusts even harder than before. Silver moaned out from the added pressure she was giving his cock, which caused his hips to start spasming uncontrollably. He tried his hardest to keep himself in control, but the Princess’ lustrous voice and determined motions were leaving him unable to control himself. And even as he clenched his eyes shut, his body continued to pound into that Royal pussy while Cadance belted out, “K-Keep going, Silver! KEEP GOING!!~”

SMACK!!!

“AAAAHHHHHH!!!~”

SMACK!!!

“Y-YES!!~”

SMACK!!!

SMACK!!!

SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK!!!

“GNNNAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!~”

If the walls to Cadance’s room weren’t soundproofed, she likely would’ve brought half the castle to her door from how loudly she cried out in absolute bliss. The Princess’ back arched inward as she gripped the yoga mat tightly with both hands, and she writhed with a hungry moan the moment she felt that first blast of warmth inside of her. Her pussy clenched around that throbbing girth of Silver’s cock as tightly as she could, and caused the Guard to give one final thrust to shove himself as deeply as he could between her drooling lips. His legs could be seen shivering from the strain of his orgasm, and he had to keep his knees from buckling while unloading every drop that he could give. “AaaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHH!!!~”

Silver hugged Cadance tightly from behind while mounting her downward dog pose, and kept himself buried inside of her throughout their shared orgasm. Cadence's breath turned to a weak shiver as she rode her climax with pure contentment, and felt the sheer volume of Silver’s cum flooding her deepest depths. But even when the Guard finally finished, and small trickles of his cum began to seep around his girth to dribble down the Princess’ legs, Cadance made sure his cock was right where it belonged while clenching his shaft tightly.

“Mmmmnnnnghhhhh…” For several minutes, neither of the lovers could say anything while lying with each other on the floor of her fitness room. Cadance and Silver eventually laid down on their sides, with the Guard’s hands nestled securely around the front of Cadance’s waist. Cadance rested her hands on top of his, and sighed to herself while smiling warmly behind her blush. Silver Soldier looked equally as content as his Princess, and didn’t say a word while nuzzling the cook of her neck with his muzzle. Even though the sensation was enough to make Cadance giggle a little, she didn’t mind the brief tickling as she rested with her “instructor” in the afterglow of their passion.

While Cadance and Silver were “exercising,” Shining was trying his hardest not to feel too embarrassed while browsing a shopping site on his phone. For the longest time, the Prince had always considered tools like fleshlights to be useless due to his extensive sexual history. But now, with his tiny little pecker still erect and unable to be sated, Shining was forced to browse through EqBay for a device meant to pleasure men of… less-fortunate endowments.

“Five hundred bits?!” he shouted to himself in absolute shock, not expecting for a custom-made fleshlight to cost that much money. Despite the Prince’s wealth, not to mention his penis’ dire state, he rolled his eyes with a dismissive scoff and said, “Jeeze, why not just shove a dildo up my ass while you’re at it?!”

Vvv! Vvv! Vvv!

Before Shining could try to look elsewhere for an effective toy, another message from Cadance caused his phone to buzz in his hands. He almost considered ignoring her message for the moment, mostly due to how flustered he was getting from his personal situation. But instead, Shining took a calming breath before opening up the notification, mostly so she wouldn’t get pissed at him for ghosting her. However, the very moment he saw what Cadance sent him, his eyes shot wide-open when he read through the text:

‘So, honey… I heard what you’ve been muttering in your sleep, and I was curious…’
‘Could we maybe talk about doing something for real?~’