Death Battle X: Jewelpet Garnet vs Capper Dapperpaws

by Mega-PoNEO

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: The Movie, Random, Violence, Crossover, Death, Anthro, Comedy, Capper
Length: 1810

Before Capper can sell the Mane Six into slavery, Garnet gives him an epic fight.

The connection between Garnet and Capper is that they are both bipedal anthropomorphic cats from animated adaptations of little girls' magical critter-based toylines.

While on a journey to rescue her franchise (Jewelpet) from limbo, Garnet has found Capper preparing to sell the Mane Six into Klugetown's slavery. Mistaking him for an enemy Jewelpet, she immediately knocks him away from the Six to stop him and start the fight.

Published 2019-08-25 00:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-08-25 00:10:02 UTC

Garnet is the friend you need

Author's Note

Before we start, Robbie Rotten has something to say about these two:

"Don't let your kids watch Capper or his unmemorable song! Let them watch Jewelpet's much more fleshed out Garnet!"

Garnet is the friend you need

Garnet walked through Klugetown wondering if she could find a way to ensure a proper revival for her home franchise, Jewelpet. "I haven't gotten another season since 2016. The seventh season of my show demoted me to extra and gave me a human form that's only for powering up my magic and doesn't last for more than a minute. If said form was replaced with a non-human super mode, no one would notice. Maybe I can find a way to get another season here."

Eventually, she came across Capper Dapperpaws selling the Mane Six and Spike into slavery by Klugetown's fish people. Although one of the Six had plenty of muscle, one was the fastest flyer in the world, one had obvious cartoon physics, one frequently used martial arts, and one could cast countless spells, and Spike was a fire-breathing dragon, none of the Seven even thought of fighting back against their slavers, let alone attempted to do so. Oh no, an enemy Jewelpet! I can't let him enslave those poor seven. While this thought crossed her mind, she quickly jumped and tackled Capper to the ground, sending them both rolling far away from Spike and the Mane Six before Capper rolled far away from her and got back up.

"Are you with those ponies and that dragon I was going to sell into slavery?" Capper bellowed.

"I've never met those Jewelpets", Garnet replied. "...but you're clearly an enemy one!"

"What the buck is a Jewelpet?"

"You and me! We're a species from Jewel Land, named after our Jewel Eyes. You have emerald eyes, so you must be named Emerald. I'm Garnet."

"No, my name is not Emerald. I'm Capper Dapperpaws."

"And what is your magic? Mine is love."

"I don't have magic or know a place called Jewel Land. But you'll make a great slave too here in Klugetown!"

"You wish, Capper! I'll show you why I'm not like other cats in this land!"

FIGHT!

Both cats began to throw a lot of punches and kicks back and forth. Garnet parried most of the blows, being surprisingly strong while half Capper's size. Her smaller size and high speed let her dodge his other blows. Then after dodging Capper's last blow with a long backstep, she ran up to him and knocked him into a stack of crates with a jumping roundhouse kick. After the crates fell down, Capper began to slide them towards Garnet, who then hopped across them to get to him and give him a knuckle sandwich that launched him through a larger crate.

When Capper got back up, he saw that the crate had released a wooden staff. Picking up the staff, he quipped "Your powers are weak, pink little kitty."

Garnet whipped out her Jewel Stick. "You can't beat me, slaver." Then the Jewel Stick and staff clashed for a while before Garnet simply slid underneath Capper and tripped him with her Jewel Stick, causing him to drop the staff. While he lay face down, she jumped on his back and hit him in the back of the head repeatedly with her Jewel Stick until he rolled to the right, launching her far away in the same direction. He then got up, grabbed a nearby spiked fish man, rolled him into a ball with his scales acting as spines, and rolled him like a bowling ball at Garnet. Instinctively pointing her Jewel Stick at the fish man's ball form, Garnet yelled "Ruby Jewel Flash" and shot a Jewel Stick laser at him that blew him up and prevented him from becoming an external factor that could influence the fight.

"Have some pineapples", Capper yelled before throwing plenty of pineapples at Garnet, who dodged some and deflected the rest at him with her Jewel Stick, knocking him silly for a while. Capper then grabbed Spike and used him as a flamethrower while repeatedly yelling "Burn! Burn! Burn to the ground!" Garnet then countered the fire breath with a water geyser from her mouth until the water reached Spike's mouth and inflated him into a spherical balloon. Spike then began to muffle. Capper kicked him at Garnet like a soccer ball, then both cats started to deflect Spike back and forth between each other until Garnet launched Spike sky high, jumped up above him, and spiked him at Capper, pounding both of them into the ground.

Capper got back up, declared "I'll get that water out", pulled Spike out of the ground, and slammed a fist onto Spike's head, causing him to spit a massive blast of water. While the blast's recoil launched both Spike and Capper far backwards, the blast itself struck Garnet and launched her right into the Mane Six. Upon contact with her, the Six each exploded into sets of ten bowling pins with their matching colors. "FINLAND!"

After hitting a wall, falling down, and getting back up, Garnet saw the Six's current state and found herself teary-eyed. "Oh no, I'm sorry for your pin-ful fate!"

The pink toon physics pony, Pinkie Pie, then pulled herself together and returned to her normal state. "It's okay. I'm used to this thanks to my cartoon physics, but my friends will need some help..."

Whipping out a tissue and drying off her tears, Garnet changed her facial expression from sorrow to a scowl and prepared to continue the fight. "Get them to safety! I'll stop the slaver cat!"

"Okie dokey loki!" Pinkie then stuffed the pins that used to be her five friends into her mane and dashed away into the distance and out of Klugetown.

Meanwhile, with Capper still holding him, Spike was exhausted from getting inflated with water and then having said water forcefully shot out of him. After saying "Go...on...without...me...", Spike fainted in the arms of the recovering Capper. After Capper tried to wake up Spike by slapping him repeatedly, Garnet dashed up to Capper and beat him up with rapid-fire Jewel Stick swings until Capper swung Spike at her by the tail, knocking her a good distance away. This time, she landed on her feet, grabbed the fallen staff, and threw it at Capper's head, knocking him down.

"Pinkie?" bellowed Garnet. You forgot your dragon!

"I sure did!" Pinkie Pie then popped out from behind a nearby crate, picked up Spike, and got him to safety.

Meanwhile, Capper got up and grabbed a fish man the same size as him. After struggling to swing the fish man over his head, Capper did it and shook the ground, launching Garnet high into the air. When she fell back down, she yelled "Garnet Jewel Kick" and dive kicked Capper in the top of the head before jumping back onto the floor. After reeling from the blow for a while, Capper then swung the fish man sideways multiple times. Again, Garnet's size and speed made her dodge every single swing before she used her volleyball spike on Capper and then cast her Garnet Jewel Flash on the fish man, intending the fish man to hug and immobilize Capper. However, the fish man went after Garnet instead, only for her to punch him twice, kick him, grab his tail, jump high, and throw him to the ground. The resulting tremor launched Capper high into the air. Falling, he yelled "Capper Dive Kick" and copied Garnet's high dive kick, but his kick backfired horribly when Garnet dodged it. Capper did not have the finesse to safely jump as high or punch or kick as hard as Garnet, so upon landing, Capper broke his extended leg and yelled "MY LEG".

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Unable to get back up this time, Capper was helpless when Garnet began to slowly walk towards him. Upon reaching him, she grabbed him by the tail, swung him around for a while, yelled "So long, ye Capper", and threw him sky high into the distance. He then crashed into Captain Celeano's airship, which just happened to be in the way. Capper's upper body got embedded in the ship's side while his lower body stuck out. Undergoing an explosive chain reaction destruction, the ship then began to fall from the sky, landing on and crushing Canterlot Castle with the Storm King inside the castle.

As soon as the Storm King was crushed, Tempest Shadow, Grubber, and all the King's troops in Canterlot, who were in the middle of enslaving various ponies, immediately sensed his demise and stopped what they were doing to gather around the airship and check on him. Grubber commented "Oh, pirate ship just got dropped" right before the crashed airship exploded one last time, this time in a massive fireball that obliterated Tempest Shadow, Grubber, Capper, Celaeno, her crew, and all the Storm King's troops and sent both Celaeno's sword and Capper's longcoat (all that was left of him) flying into the distance.

Meanwhile at Mount Aris, Queen Novo was building a security system for her Pearl of Transformation. "This pearl can transform its users into various forms. I can't afford it being used for evil, so it must be locked up and guarded!" Celaeno's sword then landed in Novo's forehead, instantly doing Novo in.

M-M-M-Monster KO!

Capper's longcoat then landed on Garnet, who then put it on, stood on a nearby crate, and danced in celebration of her victory. "I, Garnet, am now in charge of Klugetown after winning a cat-astrophic fight with Capper, so stop enslaving ponies or you'll all be eaten!" All the fish men then ran away into the distance in fear.

Pinkie, overhearing Garnet's announcement, emerged from a nearby pot. "My friend Rarity just recovered from being turned into bowling pins. She's got something to say to you. And thanks for throwing that slaver cat into the airship that crashed and destroyed all of Canterlot's invaders. I saw that." She then pulled the restored Rarity, the white pony with the purple hair, out of her mane.

"You're welcome, Pinkie", Garnet replied.

Rarity fell in love with Garnet, flashing the same heart eyes that Garnet herself does on Jewelpet. "Hi, Garnet! I'm Rarity. Pinkie told me about you and how you have a similar personality to me. Can you please take me to your Jewel Land? Life in my homeland Equestria has been very repetitive and therefore completely predictable."

Garnet answered "Eeyup. When we get to Jewel Land, you'll have more exciting adventures" and pulled out two flying broomsticks: one for herself, and one for Rarity. After getting on their broomsticks, Garnet and Rarity then flew off on them towards Jewel Land to start their adventures together.

THE END