Discord Can't Stand the End of the G4 World as we Know It
More Discord Freaking Out
Over the following days, Discord continues to freak out causing chaotic storms wherever he goes to the point it is starting to get on every pony else’s nerve. “Gees, Discord,” says Pinkie one day as he runs into him on her way out of town to go visit her family, “I get the show is ending soon but not even I am freaking out this bad.”
“Well, unlike you, this might mean the end of my existence. Poof!” Responds Discord annoyed with the pink mare as he disappears into a puff of pink cotton candy smoke in front of her.
“He’s still a super odd dude,” whispers Pinkie to herself as she bounces away. A few hours later, she arrives at the rock farm where she sees her family busy cutting geodes into jewelry to sell at the upcoming Ponyville market.
Meanwhile, back at the farm, Applejack enjoys a dinner of pancakes with her sister, brother, Granny, and Granpear. As they eat, Granpear shares stories of Pear Butter and the rest of his children when they were a lot younger. This just makes the three children beam with joy as they contently listen to his tales.
“So, mom was one of how many, again, Granpear Pear?” Inquires Apple Bloom.
“One of four, she was the youngest. She had three older sisters, two of which were twins. Pear is the one that killed her maw. I know it was an accident, I know she didn’t mean to.” His eyes begin to fill with tears. “I just couldn’t help but take it out on her because she was the spitting image of her maw.”
“We forgive you, we don’t blame you either,” responds AJ as she wraps her hoof around his shoulder to comfort him. “At least you’re telling us now and at least you’re here now, and that’s all that matters.”
“Yeah, I guess, I just wish I could’ve saved her, ya know?”
“Yeah, more than you know,” respond the Apple sisters as they get up and give him a hug. They then sit by him for the rest of dinner.
Meanwhile, at Fluttershy’s, Flutters is trying to get rid of her couch bum brother to no avail. If only she could get him out, the only question is how.
Discord Can't Stand the End of the G4 World as we Know It
The Perfect Chaotic Storm
It was a rainy morning, but not just any rainy morning outside. The rain came down with a thud, like molten chocolate sauce coming from the sky for that is exactly what it was. Right along with the chocolate sauce rain, there was also caramel rain.
“What is Discord up to this time around?” Moans Twilight as she tries to bury her head back in her book and ignore it. Alas, that effort is futile and she eventually goes outside to confront the draconequus.
“Discord!” hollers the princess. “Will you stop this nonsensicalness? I’m trying to read!”
“Oh come on, Twilight,” responds Discord, “learn to loosen up and have fun.” He turns his body into basically spaghetti or goop. Twilight just rolls her eyes and goes back inside and locks her door.
“Why? Why is this my new normal?” she groans as she goes back into her reading nook in the library.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, Pinkie and AJ are off in the orchard cleaning the chaos surrounding them off the crops that are trying to grow. “Discord sure is taking this the show is ending thing pretty hard it’s destroying everything,” complains AJ to Pinkie.
“Well, at least he knows how to go out with a bang, heck me and Cheese even have something planned to end it off proper.”
“Well, I’m not surprised there,” responds AJ actually laughing a little. “Maybe the end isn’t as bad as we think.”
“Well, it’s still pretty bad. Need I remind you of the upcoming threats we’ll have to face soon.”
“I prefer not to think about it,” responds AJ. “My mind is on keeping Granny, Granpear, Apple Bloom, and Big Mack safe from the incoming storm. My family needs me now more than ever.” With that, the two ponies went inside and sat down to pancakes for dinner with the other Apples. After all, the world as they know it isn’t going to end for another few days.
Meanwhile elsewhere, Fluttershy is getting fed up with her brother who will just not leave her cottage and has himself fairly well glued to her hindquarters. “Will you just leave already?”
“Why? I just flunked out of cosmetology school again. My world is gonna end.”
“And what happened to modeling for Stallion Way?”
“Yeah, I was fired. They told me I wasn’t passionate and enthusiastic enough for it. That’s bull crap. I’m the most enthusiastic and passionate pony like ever.”
“Yeah, sure,” responds Sarcastic Shy.
“We both know you quit,” responds an annoyed RD from her corner to back up her friend.
Discord Can't Stand the End of the G4 World as we Know It
After several more weeks of going freaking mental over G4’s end, Discord finally comes to terms with it and gives his friends a proper sendoff. He sees Twilight off to Canterlot with the help of the royal sisters, he throws the after party and reception for Pinkie and Cheese’s wedding along with their baby shower a year later. He becomes Big Mack and Sugar Bell’s On call foal sitter and O&O buddy every weekend along with Spike. He even watches from his pocket dimension as the sunset sets on his friends and their story. “Ah,” sighs Discord, “I can’t believe it is all over. We had a good run. From tormenting Ponies to befriending them, I’m gonna miss it.” He then leans down to sip on tea with Fluttershy and Screwball. He’s not beyond giving himself a happy ending.
“Finally relaxing, honey?” Asks Fluttershy with a smile in her soft voice.
“Yes, finally. Thanks for asking. I just wish it wasn’t over. There’s still much chaos to be caused after all.”
“I know,” responds Fluttershy, “but it’s time to rest now. We’ve all done our part. Our story is over. It’s Luster Dawn’s time, her turn to make a difference.”
“Ok,” sighs Discord, “but can I still cause just a little chaos?”
Fluttershy giggles. “Of course, honey.” The two then finally get back to their tea proper as the screen fades to purple then to black and then into nothingness.
