Romance, Mortality, and Cyborgs

This isn't good. This is absolutely, totally, unequivocally the worst thing that can happen.

Don't be so serious, Angel. It's just a matter of separation with your Kaznudo program.

The Core knows we're here now. I know they know. We've got to find a different dimension to break out.

No, we are not leaving the Equestrians behind. You said yourself their magic is literally designed to counteract against the Core, since it is adaptable as a sentient entity.

That was before we saw magic can also be reversed. As soon as the Core reverses magic for itself there's no way we'll ever be able to break it. And that reversal is where Celestia was supposed to come in, as our own counteraction, and yet my Kaz is now stuck in her! That means the Core knows we're here, and is trying to use our programs against ourselves!

...and remind me why that's bad? It's our own programs, we can counteract with execution programs. Miiiiiiight have to reset a few simulations here and there though, and unfortunately, Celly will probably remember an execute program with her neck getting sliced. Eh, she's lived long enough to have PTSD from her other bad decisions.

Execution programs will only work in the current simulation they're in, plus they'll leave residual actions that over many simulations will just make them one and the same. When we do execution at that point, it's basically going to rip half of Celestia off! And also, again, if you hadn't noticed, THE CORE KNOWS WE'RE HERE.

Calm down, pendeja! Okay, so we're compromised from where we are. Any moment now the Core can reach us and we'll be deleted from life. Is there any way we can establish a sort of shield or separate entity to protect us?

Hmm... Actually, this problem with Kaz might not be an issue at all.

Eh? What the hell are you doing at the console?

I technically have access to Celestia herself now that Kaz is somehow connected with her. I can connect myself into her and I can transfer you into her related body.

Wait, how are you going to transfer me in there?

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NO.

Don't tell me you're growing a conscience now.

SHE'S HER SISTER.

We've done worse. This is literally what the Kaznudo program was designed to do.

We haven't done worse than this!

Remember the Atlantis dimension? I was her son. And I gave her all she wanted and more, we went to breed a whole new kingdom out for Core's sake. Sometimes they've got feelings for their own family, organics can be weird like that.

WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT JUST ORGANICS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT LITERAL DEMIGODS.

Look, we can argue all we want, but we're wasting time here. Think you can pass off as Luna?

Of course not! If you hadn't noticed, we haven't been paying enough attention to her because Celestia was trying hard not to drag her in.

Well tough, you're going in as her. We'll have to use the two as essential meatshields in each simulation to advance our plan. Celestia says this is her test but this white bitch has been failing us for the last 500 resets.

... You just want to get a body so you can actually smoke again, don't you?

I HAVE MY NEEDS SUJER.