Romance, Mortality, and Cyborgs

It is entirely terrifying how perfectly capable the Kaznudo program is. It's a shame that we'll have to trash it once this whole ordeal is over.

Eh, I might keep him. Just in case our lives are still required somewhere.

What, you're going back now on your promise to find a nice beach and drink coconut milk until your organic body passes out?

Hey, it's a fantasy, not a promise. I'll still do that and then I'll wake up to see what else I can do. Though I hope we can get griffins in this world at least. Really hate these pony hooves.

You'd think Kaznudo would suit to a griffon body?

Griffon Kaz? No creature alive would be able to resist him. Did you get anything with Luna yet?

I managed to get access to what we would consider her axiom cortex. If need be, I can change what her priorities are. She was trying to warn Celestia about how her ponies were starting to be afraid of her sun, likely the Core's doing.

Shit, so should I head back to the room and switch back to Celestia so they can talk?

No need. I overpowered her self-will to complete her task about asking the guard for the son, so she's forgotten about the nightmares for now. Speaking of, A SON?! YOU DID THE SON STORY?!

Hey, I was caught off guard because I wasn't expecting to see her right as soon as Kaz took over Celestia! Plus, older female organics always love the "takes good care of kids" approach, and Luna is as old as the moon dirt she throws around like a winning bingo card with her magic. Even you had to feel the shift in Luna's attention once she realized the daddy hunk was single.

Yeah, yeah, but that still means we gotta figure out how to get a freaking child to make the story be true. It isn't like Sector Yggdrasil where we could rob a cemetery of organic parts and electrify a new child to life. And you remember how that ended?

Fuck you, that ended with a mission complete!

IT ENDED WITH ME IN A DIAPER GETTING BREASTFED BY YOU.

And I'll fucking throw you in another "accidentally killed again" child instead of Luna if you keep bitching at me! Listen, I did think of a plan while Luna was totally-not-eyefucking me, I just need your Nubieron program.

My Nube—NO! I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY PRIDE. AND. JOY. JUST SO YOU CAN USE HIM AS ANOTHER TOY!

GOT ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS TO GET A POWERFUL BODY IN EQUESTRIA? GIVE ME NUBIERON!

NO I'M NOT—WELL CMON YOU CAN'T JUST—ugh, fine. Just, don't accidentally delete him from existence please? At least this time? I miss Amarillo...

ARE YOU STILL FUCKING SORE ABOUT THAT, CORE'S FUCKING CORTEX I SAID I WAS SORRY!

Whatever, here. Just take Nubieron. See who you can nab with him.

Hmm... Actually, hold on to him for now. I'm gonna try to do the distraught father act, see if I can pull Luna's heartstrings enough to completely gain her trust and get this done faster than we thought.

Well, alright. You're the one with the INCUBUS file, I guess.

Damn right I am. No one can resist Kaz. Now, let's head to the gardens and wait. I'm sure they won't absolutely need Celestia until sundown anyway. Could use a smoke too, think I could bum one off a guard?

This is going to completely mess with her head, you know. Getting overwritten is never a pleasant experience with organics, if you remember.

Yeah, yeah, she can turn into a vegetable more shitty than oversteamed broccoli, I know. That's why we gotta get this done quickly before we're past a point of FUBAR for Celly here.

Oh good, you're more worried more about her well-being than the Core figuring out what we trying to pull like I thought you would say.

Fuck off, Sujer.