"Pinkie? Is that you?" A monotonous voice asked.

"Hiya Maud!" Pinkie bounced over to her sister.

"I was expecting to see you...and with company, too."

" 'Sup Maud?" Dash waved, as her pets barked and meowed their greetings.

Maud raised an eyebrow, very slightly. Only Pinkie and Dash could tell she did.

"You have your own pets?"

"Yup. Aren't they awesome?"

"Sure. Well, I guess I'll take you to my place. I trust that Pinkie Pie told you about her relationship with me."

"Yup. And she told me about her daughter."

"Mauve is in her room, Pinkie. Dash, I take it you've had your way with her based on the collar?"

"Not just her. All of my other friends too. And a good chunk of the rest of Ponyville. Long story," Dash said as Pinkie went to check on her daughter.

Maud approached Dash.

"I hope you realize that she is also mine..." Maud said. Dash picking up the nervousness.

"Yeah, I realize that. Don't worry, you'll still get to play with her," Dash said calmly.

Maud let out microscopic breath of relief.

"Good. Since you're a futa, I want you to join me in raping everypony in celebration of my daughter's first month anniversary."

"That's what I thought you'd say when Pinkie told me what day it was. And I'd be happy to join in," Dash said with a grin.

"Good. And before you ask, yes. They all have rape fetishes. Thanks to yours truly." Maud said.

"Naturally. Oh, by the way, I'm sure you've noticed by now, but I'm more than just a futa," Dash gestured to her horn.

"nice." Maud said simply.
"Yup. There's a bit more, but, I'm starting to get hungry."

As if on cue, her stomach rumbled.

"Well, we have some food stocked up so I guess you can have that."

"Thanks. Are Limestone and Marble inside? "

"Mhmm. Mother Is too, Father left a while ago, like a few years ago and I haven't seen him since."

"Ooof. That sucks," Dash cringed in sympathy.

"Meh. I like mares anyways." Maud said.

"So do I. But I still love my dad. He's one of the few decent stallions I know," Dash said, before heading inside.

"You're Dad probably has emotions and wouldn't hang his family because of a party." Maud said bitterly.

"Wait.... what?!?!" Dash said outraged, stopping in her tracks.

"He tried to have Pinkie hanged. Hanged!" She said, showing actual anger.

"Why would anypony want to hang somepony as cool and awesome as Pinkie? And her own father too?!?!"

"Have you ever heard of Salem?"

"I think. Never really paid that much attention in school, " Dash shrugged. "I know it had something to do with witches..."

She trailed off as realization hit her.

"Pinkie was so scared that day. It should have been a happy day since it was when she got her Cutie Mark."

"How'd you stop him?"

"Mother beat the shit out of him."

"She should have killed him."

Maud nodded in agreement. They soon reached the property.

"If I find him, I'll do it," Dash said as Maud opened the door.

"He's a piece of shit that should die in a fucking ditch." Maud said.

"I've got a better idea," Dash gestured to her belly, which made Maud raise an eyebrow.

Before she could ask any questions, though, Limestone spoke up.

"Welcome back Mistress. Do you want me to do anything?"

"Get some food for our guest. She's going to help us celebrate Mauve's birthday," Maud gestured to Dash.

"Hey Limestone, " Dash said

Limestone gave a small bow to Dash before leaving to find food.

Maud looked back to Dash.

“Why did you gesture to your Belly?"

"Have you ever heard of vore? "

Maud grinned. Like actually grinned. Showing off her...carnivorish teeth? Wait what?

"Yep!"

"Uhhh... when did you get those? " Dash asked, a bit creeped out.

"You have em too ya know."

"I got mine when I became an Alicorn."

"Well it turns out that somepony in my ancestry was an Alicorn...Like a long time ago. Only I have the digestive system, no pony else has had any Alicorn Traits. Though it may explain Pinkie's antics."

"Cool. So, do you actually keep any meat on the farm, or do you go search for it when you want some?"

"Yes to both."

"I see. I guess the Alicorn ancestry also explains why you're the only futa here."

"Mhmm. So I ask you to let me eat the piece of shit if we ever find him."

"Only if I get to torture him first."

"You mean we." Maud said with an evil smile. She was showing a lot of emotion today.

"You've got a deal," Dash hoofbumped her.

As the two sealed the deal, Limestone returned with the food while Pinkie bounced down the stairs with Mauve on her back.

Mauve reached her hooves out to Maud and giggled happily.

Maud reached out and held her in a forehoof gently.

"She's cute," Dash said with a smile.

Mauve cuddled into her and cooed in happiness.

"My sweet daughter."

Maud said as she tickled her belly.

Mauve giggled and wiggled a bit.

"Well, let's get eating," Dash said.

"You go ahead, I want a play with my daughter." Maud said as she smiled at Mauve.

"Alright," Dash went over to the table.

Before she could start eating, Limestone grabbed her hoof and glared at her.

"Why is Pinkie pregnant!?" Limestone asked through gritted teeth.

"Some friends of mine had a bit of fun with her," Dash said calmly.

Limestone looked like she was going to yell at Dash but Maud stepped in.

"It's fine, Limestone."

"Thanks, Maud," Dash said, inwardly relieved she wouldn't have to use her power just yet.

"I find it pretty funny that Pinkie got pregnant again so quickly." Maud said.

"Well, my harem does have a fair amount of futas in it," Dash admitted.

"That would explain it."

"Yup. I'll tell you more about my harem later, after I eat," Dash said, her stomach rumbling again as if to emphasize her point.

"Alright. Hope you like it."

A short while later, Dash had finished eating, licking her lips in satisfaction.

Maud, Limestone, and Marble had also decided to join in on the meal at some point, while Pinkie was feeding Mauve.

"Listen up girls, I want you to treat Dash as if she were another Mistress to you." Maud said.

"Of course," Limestone and Marble said with respect.

The front door opened and Cloudy Quartz came inside, pulling a giant cart of presents.

"Mauvie~! Granny Cloudy is here~!" She said, Mauve cheered as she caught sight of her Grandmare.

"Hi mom!" Pinkie waved enthusiastically before bounding over to hug her.

"Hiya Pinks!" Cloudy said as she hugged her daughter.

"Hey Mrs. Q," Dash said, using her magic to shut the door.

"Hello Rainbow Dash! Nice to see you again!"

"How have you been?"

"Busy!" She said, gesturing to the load of presents.

"You're going all out for your granddaughter, aren't you?" Dash chuckled.

Cloudy smiled and nodded.

"Well, eventually you'll have a lot more celebrating to do," Dash gestured to Pinkie's belly.

Cloudy gaped at Pinkie's belly.

"Seriously? Its been a month since Mauve was born, Pinkameana!"

"Oh relax. She'll have a whole bunch of other ponies to help raise the new fillies," Dash said with a dismissive wave of a hoof.

"What about us? You aren't gonna cut us out of her family are you!?" Limestone asked angrily.

"Of course not! What kind of Mistress would I be if I did that?!?!" Dash exclaimed indignantly.

Maud pet Limestone to calm her down.

"She is your Mistress now too, remember?" Maud warned.

"I know, I know," Limestone grumbled

"I can always bring Fluttershy over for disciplinary training, " Dash suggested

Limestone froze at that.

"there's no need for that! I know how much of a sadist she really is... I'll be good, I swear!"

"Good," Dash said before looking at Marble

"Are you secretly a sadist too?"

Marble leaned into Dash's ear.

"ask Limestones's red ass." She whispered.

"Niiiice," Dash grinned as she made a thumbs up with a wing.

Limestone, for her part, blushed hard

Meanwhile, the pets were sniffing Mauve.

She giggled happily.

Shimmering gave her a lick

Mauve giggled harder. Maud gently pushed them away.

"come on girls, she's only a month old."

Shimmering almost tapped her muzzle, but Kitty gently stopped her.

"Meow." She said apologetically to Maud.

Maud nodded her acceptance of their apology.

Kitty tapped Maud's hoof with her head. Asking to be pet.

Maud gave a smile and gently pet her.

Kitty purred loudly at the petting and nuzzled her hoof.

"What time were you planning on starting the celebration? " Dash asked as she gave Sweet Thing a pet.

"In an hour." Maud said.

"Alright," Dash said as Creamy flipped onto her back for a tummy rub.

Maud and Dash chuckle and they both give her a tummy rub.

Creamy yipped in pleasure.

"Twilight, I need you to do something for me when you get a chance," Dash thought as she continued rubbing.

"yeah? What is it?"

"See if you can track down what happened to Pinkie's dad."

"Oh? He isn't there?"

"No. He hasn't been here for years. That bastard fled after trying to hang Pinkie when she got her cutie mark."

"WHAT!?"

"Yeah, Maud told me about it. When Pinkie threw the party that gave her her cutie mark, he tried to have her hanged because he thought she was a witch," Dash could barely restrain a growl.

"what about the rest of her family? What did they do!?"

"Cloudy Quartz beat the shit out of him, but Maud wishes she had killed him. I haven't talked to Limestone or Marble about it yet."

"Sweet Celestia and Faust!"

"you rang?"

Dash couldn't help but chuckle to herself at that.

"Is there something wrong, my sweet little sparkle?" Faust asked.

Twilight told her what she learned from Dash.

"Welp. Bitch gonna die, right Celly?"

"Of course Mother."

"If I may, I already promised Maud that it'd be the two of us who'd kill him. But first, there's a celebration we need to do first. It's hers and Pinkie's daughter's one month anniversary," Dash "spoke" up.

"Wait, Pinkie has a daughter!?" the three of them 'said' at once.

"Yup. I just found out about her today. Maud's part Alicorn and is the Mistress of the farm. She doesn't have wings or a horn, but she does have a dick and can eat meat," Dash explained

"Hmmm. Maybe with tike she will grow into an Alicorn. Also, is Pinkie's daughter cute?"

"Cute is an understatement."

"what's her name?" Twilight asked.

"Mauve Meringue Pie."

Before any of the others could respond, Dash felt a tap on her forehoof from Maud.

"Well, I've got to go. Talk to you later," Dash thought before severing the connection.

"Yeah, Maud?" she asked.

"You were staring into space and Creamy moved."

"Oh, I was telepathically talking to Twilight," Dash said, before looking over at the time.

"It's been ten minutes."

"I see. Well... I guess we could kill time with the story of how I became an Alicorn. Unless there's something else you wanted to do."

"I was actually going to ask you if you wanted to have sex with my mother with me."

"That sounds fun. I'm in!'"

Author's Note

Iru yo soba ni ichiban chikaku Ima wa tada sore dakede iikara Itsuka sotto iikateka Yume no tsuzuki o kikasete yo

If someone can tell me what song this is from and the anime, I'll post the next chapter immediately.