Saint's magic

by The Cowardly Christian

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death, Alternate Universe, Other, Science Fiction, Comedy, Adventure, Violence, Crossover, Sex, Narcotics, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6
Length: 574

Friendship is magic? If you say so...I'll take a gun any day of the week- BANG! 3rd street Saints here to represent!

Friendship is magic? If you say so...I'll take a gun any day of the week- BANG! 3rd street Saints here to represent!

Saints Row/MLP crossover

Published 2019-08-25 21:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-08-25 21:40:02 UTC

Chapter 1

Author's Note

ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas? Or maybe bribe me on my Patreon account

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Chapter 1

Saints Magic

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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On a winding road, Princess Celestia basked in the final glow of her setting sun as her royal guard escorted her carriage.

Celestia was in a great mood! It had taken centuries...but now it feels like she's FINALLY found an apprentice who could reignite the elements of harmony and return her sister to her!

Twilight Sparkles not only possessed an unprecedented level of magic potential..her cutie mark was the symbol of the element of friendship!

Yes, she was sure that this day would be the start of something-

BANG!

Pain, pain was all Celestia felt! Her body bleed from the several gaping holes that were now in her body. Her guards tried to protect her...but they too were torn to bits...

"How? Why didn't I sense any hostile magic heading my way?" Wondered Celestia as her world went dim...

She looked up and saw the moon rising, "Sister...no...this can't be! I was so close to seeing you again!" She wept to herself...and then she saw her attacker.

"Y-you! Why are you doing this? I'm the only one who can bring back the sun! Without my leadership all of equestria will fall into anarchy! Think of your people! Your family! Your sister! What will Twilight say when she finds out about this!" She pleads.

A black earth pony named Boss Player just shrugged as he brought up a strange device and pressed it to her forehead. "Haven't thought that far ahead yet."

BANG!

And so it came to pass...that the saints were born...an empire collapsed...and a little unicorns heart was broken...

...7 years later...

Deep in the everwood forest...a cloaked figure wandered unseen by all... The figure entered the long forgotten castle of the two sisters...but not before taking a look toward the moon.

"I'm running out of time! If I don't get the elements of harmony to work soon...Nightmare moon will return!" Thought disgraced royal Apprentice orphan Twilight...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

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Chapter 2

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