The chosen Alicorn God Lover Pony dude
It was a beautiful sunny day in Equestrua, where the king alicorn of darkness and horror left his mark blazing in a trail of posies, awesome and love juice. Smiles crept apon the face of all who views him. His steeming red and black coat, burning the suns very eyes, celestia herself would not dare too challenge hm. His tail, as sharp as scythe, and also black and red for some reason. His name is Dark Blood Fang, Mist Moon Shadow Night Flame, the demon overlord of darkness and horror.
If not for her compassion for bunnies, he would not allow any siurvivors on thus planet. He traveled his way along a dark and dim path, to a small town called. Ponyville.
"It seems they are here" His deep masculine tone, causing all the mares in site to wet themselves in excitement. "I must make my way to-"
"OH YEAS!!!" One of the many mares screamed in pleasure.
"SILENCE!" His booming voice caused such waves of orgasmic pleasure that everyone fainted. Even the stallions.
This he waited for a new day. Which happened. And it was beautiful...or something leik that.
He traveled across the town, making his way to the tree in the center. The one belonging to a certain, twilight sparkle. She opened the door, sensing something was wrong.
"Dark Blood Fang, Mist Moon Shadow Night Flame, the demon overlord of darkness and horror! I thought i felt a disturbence in the force" She said raising her horn and charging it with power.
The king alicorn then used his powers of telepathy to commune with her emotions.
"You cannot hope to defeat me, sparkle. Rest your horn, i will not cause trouble for anyone." His waves of telepathy waved to her.
She trusted him, "Dark Blood Fang, Mist Moon Shadow Night Flame, the demon overlord of darkness and horror. Why are you here?" She questioned.
"I am here for my own reasons" He telepathed looking away, towards the sky, with a grimaced face, with a small tear falling from his eyes of despair and magma. The tear hit the ground and caused a small flower to bloom, then die, then combust into flames.
Twilight sparkle knew not of what she was feeling, the dark overlord looked handsom, sexy, even. She knew what must be done to calm the heart of this great and powerful alicorn.
"Take me!" She screamed. "TAKE MY LAVENDER BODY! RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW!" From the very sight of the alicorn she began dripping passionate sweat.
He looked to her and stared deeply into her soul, a skill which only he knew.
"Yes, twilight. I will take you."
Then they began to make out. Their kiss was passionate, ground quaked and the skies blakened.
They then began hot, copious amounts of coitus. Dark Blood Fang, Mist Moon Shadow Night Flame, the demon overlord of darkness and horror, wished he could see twilight. But he lost his vision during his training as a samurai warrior at a young age.
After the end of the strong, hot, destructive sex. He remembered his life, the life he had when he was human.
An orphin, a boy who had lost his parents in a tsunami-earthquake-tornado-meteor shower-volcanic eruption. This caused a a an explosion of radioation around teh world and caused zombies to rise from their graves, but the zombies were only the second to the problems because the world was controlled by the vampire-wolf-zombie-lobester-spider-queen who took children in order for future substane. What littlele places would take him in would show him no love or kindness. He would be bullied and abused constantly.
He got up from the simmering mare, noticing his awesome juice covering her and five feet fo the ground.
"This is not enough to sooth the darkness in my heart, i need more love!" he talapathed to twilight.
"She knew that in order to bring peace, she must create the largest orgy ever to happen in ponyville. And so she did, rounding oup all her friend and even stallions, who then lines up at the opperatunaty to be loved by the great and powerful, red and black, alicorn king. Who called himself, The ancient one...OR brohoofaddiction. Why? Because he could and he was awesome liken that.
He soon spread his love juice across ponyville where avery mare is stallion recieved greated and enjoyed. But this still wus tnot enuf. His heart was still ocovered in shroudow.
He then opened his bat wings, and flew into the sky and shouted and majdgsty
"Celestia! Come out, your SON awaits!"
And then it happened, a light like that light in the house when you first wake up shinnetdh down from nhim and appeared below.
She was not pleaseed.
"Why do you call me? You know that i said the next time i saw you, i would destroy you." She SAID excitedly.
"Becausee i have seen the face of horror. It is me, motheor. I lookded in a mirror. I must now ask that you save me, and help me to readjust to society. My new friends are all whores anyway." He said, motionaing and pointing to with his fingered hands, which grw out of jhis woof and aimed at the love covered equines.
"I see, you do infact need some help. I may be able to send you back home, back in time, to before i died a human. And became a mastic powerful diety. We must find the stone-gem-tool-relick-of dause ex macheeena. If ewe we can send you back and all will be well again." She deadpanned.
"But i came here out of the thin blue, one night, after, i, had, abmused one too many times mu foster home for imaginaru friends. They hhit me with a bat, and my bruise magically led me here because i was chosen to be the grand master hanzo, ninja, god, king, dude, lover, of all that exists. I gave up my horrific ways to become Dark Blood Fang, Mist Moon Shadow Night Flame, the demon overlord of darkness and horror" He teared up.
"I cannot stand your weakness, my child, please do not cry infront of me." She was side, as sad as you would be watching lassy, the end where the dog was shot, spoilers for all who didn't knows this.
Dark Blood Fang, Mist Moon Shadow Night Flame, the demon overlord of darkness and horror looked upon her, and then was consumed with great anger at her abandoneedmont, and he then summoned nightmare moon from the depths of the ground and said to her
"We must now rule this land. We will take it for ourselves and cover it in eternal night juice." Luna looked at herself as nightmar emon and wondered how she was in two places at once.
Celestia charged her horn with magical power, not like the magic that comes from those vibraty thingies, but like lightning biolt kind of stuff. If you've watched the movie starwars, you know what i mean.
Luna then nofdded her nightmare moon head, and readdied herseif for bettal. But then she felt a stab through her body, and celestia collaspsed.
Dark Blood Fang, Mist Moon Shadow Night Flame, the demon overlord of darkness and horror, had grabbed his bone, shadow, demon, blood, ninja, katana, laser, and slashed them within a few seeconds of arreval. He did this because they wasted his time.
"Tell me where the stone is!" He shouted at his poor dyinh but someboow immortal mother.
"I will not tell you now, you have betraued all of equestria, and your father, discord, would not be prouder" She then fainted.
But Dark Blood Fang, Mist Moon Shadow Night Flame, the demon overlord of darkness and horror read her mind and saw she was a lying whore. She knew more than she lon, she knew he was chosen to be the new ruler in a week, and that he would become the most powerful powerfullies poweried power that ever powered powered existence ever. He also knew the location of his long lost, evil half-twin, brother, who was from another dimension, but was just as powerful as he was, but was not really evil, just misunderstood, because he was a murder on accidant, due to his iinnnaxpariNce with life and his power.
Dark Blood Fang, Mist Moon Shadow Night Flame, the demon overlord of darkness and horror then made his way to the bareares of the elements and said to them "You are now my best friends/whores. I love you all so deeply, especially fluttershy, the way she did that thing her mouth was amazing. I ask that you all come with me to bring this stone gem tablet thingy relick of allsome power so that you may be ablet o save my world when i return.
THey gracosuly agreed. And thus, the adventure began.
