Pound Cake is a helpful and happy young man. He's polite, kind, fun-loving, and generally a model citizen. Unfortunately, perhaps as a consequence of having Pinkie Pie as an aunt, his fun-loving nature can be a problem if left unchecked, but that's not come to pass yet, and so he hasn't worried about it. What's the worst that can happen, besides? He'll have too much fun? He'll make sure others have excessive fun? That's ridiculous, right?

Written as a entry for the January 2020 "New Year's Babies" competition. As a natural consequence, this story includes sibling incest and accidental impregnation, and as a not-so-inevitable-but-still-in-the-story consequence, non-romantic sibling love, regrets, life lessons, and surprisingly wholesome conclusions.