Royal Assets

by Pegasus 25

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Porn, Second Person, Princess Cadance, Fetish, Sex, Anthro
Length: 2580

Princess Cadance needs some help around the Crystal Palace, though perhaps you should have asked what exactly the job entailed before interviewing for it...

You're down on your luck and times are tough. Your savings won't last forever. You need a job, and thankfully, Princess Cadance is hiring help!

But perhaps you should have found out what exactly she's hiring help for before making it this far...

Contains: You getting turned into Princess Cadance's tits. What more could you ask for?

Something quick I needed to write. It's probably pretty rough and doesn't have a whole lot of substance to it, but I just had to get it down onto digital paper.

Published 2019-08-29 07:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-08-29 07:10:01 UTC

Permanent Hire

You sit in a hallway of the great Crystal Palace. Everything here is made out of gemstones, and cool to the touch; it’s hardly a comfortable place to sit and wait, especially when the bench is just a slab of sapphire with a cushion on it, and doubly so when your anxiety starts getting the better of you. But you try to remind yourself once again that making it this far is an accomplishment; getting past the second interview was an impressive accomplishment in and of itself.

Your suit feels stiff around your shoulders, and your collar bites into your neck as you hunch over. This was it. The last interview. It was nothing short of amazing to consider how you even got this far. Out of a job and looking for simply anything to pay the bills, you sent a cover letter and resume to the Crystal Palace hoping to work for a few months as a janitor or something. You didn’t expect to get called in the first time, but you were. You didn’t expect to do well enough on the interview to get called in again, but you were. Tartarus, you didn’t even know what you were applying for, but everypony said that working for royalty was the best way to pay the bills, and here you are, sitting on a hard bench in a long hallway, waiting for the final step to landing, what you assume, will be a pretty cozy gig.

All you have to do is impress Princess Cadance. Easy, right?

You don’t know how long you’ve been sitting here. Time has lost all meaning; the seconds might as well be as long as hours. You’re not sure whether you’re happy or not that you didn’t wear a watch; you know if you did, your eyes would be glued to it, and that might come across as rude. But there isn’t a clock in the hallway, so you don’t know how long you’ve been sitting here. An eternity? Two? It had to be two at this point. Maybe you should get up and find a secretary—

The door at the end of the hall opens, and your breath hitches in your throat. A tall, pink mare steps out, one hand on the crystal doorframe, the other on her hip. You’ve never seen Princess Cadance in person before, but now you have, and your eyes don’t know what to take in first. Her long, narrow horn, almost like a pink needle on her head. Her small, sharp muzzle, lovingly crafted to bear a cheery smile. Her outfit is a pale blue dress, nothing too formal, but still conscientious enough to remind ponies that she was royalty. But your eyes stop halfway down her chest, at the way it bulges outward, at that perfect curvature under the cloth. She’d left the top two buttons undone; you can see a canyon of pink cleavage, perfectly smooth and seemingly unending. Everypony had said the Princess of Love was beautiful, as befitting her title. But screw the rest; you can’t tear her eyes off of her rack.

By the time you remember yourself and what you’re here for, she’s almost directly in front of you, and you whip your eyes from her tits to her face so fast they almost fall out of their sockets. Embarrassment blooms on your cheeks, and you rub your muzzle to hide it, but if the Crystal Empress noticed just what part of her struck you the most, she doesn’t show it. She sticks out a hand, smile wide on her face, and you realize she’d just said something. What did she say? You can feel the sweat forming as you take her hand, already worried you’ve screwed things up. Her hand is soft and smooth and warm.

“So, you’re our lucky candidate?” she asks, looking you over. You can’t help but feel like she’s sizing you up, but you try and push those thoughts out of your mind. She’s royalty; you’re not. Perhaps that’s just what royalty does to simple civilians like yourself. “Well, I’m sorry to have kept you waiting. I was just… preparing a few things for the interview. I didn’t keep you too long, did I?”

You start to mumble out that she didn’t, awestruck by her beauty as you are, but your throat catches and you roughly cough into your shoulder, as if your subconscious self is reminding you whom you’re talking to. When you give her an answer, it’s much more confident, and you even remember to add a ‘your Highness’ to the end of it.

She giggles and shakes her head. “That won’t be necessary for now,” she says, gesturing toward the room at the end of the hall. “That will just slow things down. Call my Cadance, but if you insist, ‘Princess’ is fine.”

The gesture is clear, and you walk for the room, Cadance close behind. Inside, there’s a desk and two chairs. Cadance directs you to the one closest to the door; she takes the other. “So, you’re the lucky pony who’s made it all this way?” she says, the warmth in her voice making you feel at ease. She pulls out a folder and begins to leaf through the pages as you respond, saying you never expected to make it this far. She giggles at that, and her eyes scan down one page in particular.

“So, you don’t have any close family?” she asks you. Something about that makes you frown, though you chase it away when you realize what your eyebrows are doing. It’s a strange first question for an interview, but you answer it truthfully anyway. There’s really nopony in your family that you talk to that often, apart from an aunt and a pair of uncles a few times a year. Cadance expresses her sympathies, but soon moves onto other questions about your personal life. Are you seeing anypony right now? That one seems natural as the Princess of Love at least, so you admit that no, you’re not seeing anypony at the moment. She asks about your friends, and you mention you have a few nearby, but most moved south to Canterlot to find better jobs. She nods and writes something down on the page in the folder and puts it aside.

She grins at you, smile full of excitement. “Well, I think this has gone excellently so far. But before we go on, I have to ask you something: how much do you want this job?”

You cringe inwardly at that. You need this job. Your savings aren’t going to last much longer, and while you could try and make ends meet on minimum wage, you’d really prefer not to. Landing a job at the Crystal Palace would solve all your problems with how much they supposedly paid. You tell Cadance that you absolutely want the job, whatever it entails, and you’ll do whatever it takes to get it.

She beams at hearing that, seeming almost relieved. “Oh, fantastic!” she says, and her happy voice makes you smile. “In that case, we just need to take care of one last thing, and you’re hired!”

You nod along, wondering what it could be, and then her hands move to the buttons on her dress. Your smile freezes onto your face as she begins to undo them, one by one, and her fingers dig under the parting in her dress and pull it to the sides. Her tits, her big, pink tits, pop out of the opening, taut and hanging from slender shoulders. You realize she wasn’t wearing a bra.

“Touch them,” she says, keeping that eager smile on her muzzle all the while. “Come on, I know you want to. I’m the Princess of Love; don’t think I can’t tell what you’re thinking right now, or what’s happening between your legs.”

She’s right about that; you’re rock hard against your pants in no time at all, and the only thing keeping your eager bulge away from Cadance’s eyes is a little bit of desk between you and your best friend. She sees you hesitate, and she puts her lithe pink fingers under her breasts and gives them a bounce. “Do you want the job or not?” she asks again, and you’re suddenly really wondering just what this job entails.

But her breasts are so enthralling; perfect perky pink playthings waiting to be touched. Your hands reach out, hesitating a few inches away, still unsure whether you should really touch them. Cadance doesn’t seem interested in waiting any longer; her horn lights up, magic wraps around your wrists, and she pulls your hands toward her tits. You jump in shock… but soon relax as you feel her tits in your hands. They’re just as smooth, soft, and warm as her hands, and they’re big enough that you can’t fit them all between your fingers. Some childish part of you marvels in your accomplishment; how many stallions other than Shining Armor have touched Cadance’s breasts?

Shining Armor… you suddenly remember that Cadance is married to the captain of Equestria’s Royal Guard. What would he do to you if he found out you touched his wife’s tits? You try to pull away, but you can’t. Cadance’s magic keeps your hands on her chest, and before you can voice your concerns, her horn glow brighter. A shiver runs up and down your spine, and your muscles feel weak. You barely have the time to wonder what she’s doing before you lurch forward and your world goes black.

When you come to again, the first thing you see is Cadance standing in front of you, stark naked. She has her hands on her hips, chest puffed out, and she stares directly at you. You have no idea what she’s doing until she raises a hand to one of her tits, covering the nipple, and half of your vision is gone. You suddenly realize that you’re staring into a mirror, only you can’t see yourself. Your mind races as you struggle to find an explanation. What in the world…?

Cadance squeezes her right tit, and you feel a pressure pressing down at you, along with a wave of tingling pleasure. “Oh, you’re so perfect,” Cadance says, and you can feel her voice filling you up, vibrating through you, as if she were all around you. “This is exactly what I needed… Shining is going to be so pleased, and Flurry too, oh, she’ll just love you!”

She pinches at her nipples, and you can feel the sharp little nip of pleasure. You try to move or say anything, but you can’t. You have no limbs, and you have no mouth. And only then do you realize what happened.

The Princess of Love smiles as you come to your realization. “I needed somepony to help me with this,” she says, bouncing her rack, bouncing you, up with her hands. “Breastfeeding an alicorn takes a lot out of a mare—even an alicorn mare! So I needed a little something to help with production, and my husband won’t mind the boost to my cup size. In fact, he’ll be thrilled!”

You try to protest; you aren’t a pair of tits! You’re a stallion, with a family and friends who care about you, and… well…

Cadance begins to knead her nipples between her knuckles, and all thoughts you had flee from you as she submerges you in bliss. “Nopony will miss you,” she says, smiling faintly even as her eyes close from the sensations. “That’s why you’re perfect. But don’t worry about it! I’m going to take good care of you. You and I are going to be very intimate companions for the rest of our life, and you’ll see that being a pair of breasts isn’t bad at all. In fact, it’s a fantastic experience!”

No, no, no! You try to protest, try to do anything, but there’s nothing you can do. You’re just a pair of tits, two lumps of fat and glands whose sole purpose in life is to produce milk and attract stallions. And as Cadance gives one of her nipples a pinch, you both shudder in ecstasy. Every little touch she gives you overwhelms you with sensation, encompassing your whole world, blotting out other thoughts. When she touches and squeezes you, you’re nothing more than a pair of tits… her pair of tits.

“You’ll have time to get used to it,” Cadance says, winking at the mirror. “After all, alicorns live for a long time, and I should be upfront with you; the spell I used is permanent, and you’re not coming back.”

If you had eyes, they’d widen at that. Permanent? But how are you supposed to—!

“You don’t have to do anything,” Cadance says. “You just have to hang from my chest and be a good pair of tits. It’ll be fun for both of us; I have something knew to entertain Shining Armor with, and you… well, you get to be right in the middle of those sensations. I’m sure you’ll love it when his big, strong hands grope you, squeeze you, play with you between his fingers…”

She closes her eyes and lets her knees buckle for a moment. When she looks in the mirror again, it’s with a mischievous smirk. “If I were you, I’d start accepting your new lot in life. Besides, you seemed to like my tits so much when we first met, and now you’re going to be far more intimate with them than you ever would have thought.”

She turns away from the mirror and you jiggle as she walks away. Soon, she’s back in her bedroom, and she draws a bra from her dresser. Her arms slip through the loops, and the black fabric slides up against your perky nipples, smothering them in cloth. You feel squished up against Cadance’s chest, but the bra feels comforting, almost like a cocoon. You realize you can see faintly through the underwear, but that soon ends as the Princess of Love throws on a blouse and buttons it up, leaving you trapped in the dark confines of her clothes. The world outside grows muffled, and soon all you can hear is her breathing echoing through you, coupled with the steady th-thump, th-thump, th-thump of her heart. You bounce this way and that as she puts on the rest of her clothes, and then she’s walking, every little step rubbing your two halves up against each other.

Permanent… that’s a word that takes some getting used to. You slowly come to terms with the fact that you’re stuck like this, stuck like this forever. You’re no longer a stallion, you’re just a pair of tits wholly reliant on Cadance for everything now. You’re a part of her body, filled with her blood, sharing her sensations, unable to move or do anything on your own. You’re entirely helpless, nothing but two lumps of fat hanging from the chest of the most beautiful mare in all of Equestria, and you know later that night, Shining Armor is going to get his hands on you. You’re going to be grabbed, squeezed, and sucked, and that’s going to be your life for the rest of Cadance’s, however many thousands of years that’s going to be. Alicorns certainly live a very long time…

At the very least, you’re happy that she’s not charging rent.

Better start getting used to this…