Delightfully Devilish Drabbles

Okay, so maybe she was a week early for the cider harvest. Two weeks. A month. Fine, so she was two months early but c'mon. Sweet Apple Acre cider was kind of a Huge Deal. Speaking of huge deals, Applejack was making a pretty big one about not giving up the cider that she knew she had.

"Dash Ah'm not gonna tell you again: we ain't got any cider!"

Rainbow Dash leaned in, a smug smile on her face. AJ would fall for her charms in no time. She was certain of it! "Listen, Applejack. I understand that you don’t want word coming out that you and your family started cider production early. I get it! All I’m saying is that we’re friends and that you can trust me! Your secret cider is gonna be safe with me.”

If the ears flattened against Applejack’s head were any indication she was starting to get genuinely mad about this. Rainbow Dash was about ready to cut her losses until… “Alright, Ah’ll let you in on a little family secret.” Applejack cast a few conspiratorial glances around the entirely empty barn. “We do have one barrel of cider. It’s been agin’ for a while now but Ah gotta say: It tastes awful. Kinda like… Like a mare in heats’ piss. Real nasty stuff.”

Rainbow Dash had to stifle a blush there. “Wow Applejack, you know what piss tastes like? I get that you’re country n’ all but don’t you think that’s going a little far?”

The look Applejack gave her would have vaporized a lesser pony but it was just enough to cow Rainbow Dash. “D’you want the damn cider or not?”

“Y-yeah, I’ll take the cider. Thanks AJ. Sorry for bein’ such a drag.”

The smile that crept its way onto Applejack’s face seemed almost sinister. “Don’t worry about it Dash. Ah know how you get over yer cider. Ah'll be right back.”

If Rainbow Dash was any less herself she would be worried. The phrasing Applejack was using, that look she had on her face before she disappeared into a back room in the barn… She tried to push these doubts from her mind and assume the best case scenario: there was a shitty barrel of test cider hidden in this barn that the Apple family didn’t want and she would get to drink the entire thing in one sitting. She’d be rendered basically comatose for the rest of the day afterwards but she didn’t have anything else planned besides this, so...

Applejack disappeared into the back of the barn just far enough to where she was certain Dash couldn’t hear her. That off-hoof comment about mare piss wasn’t entirely unfounded. She had been intending to use the restroom before Dash showed up but her desperate insistence to bring her cider that didn’t exist waylaid that plan pretty harshly. So… she’d find another way to relieve herself and her dear marefriend would suffer the consequences.

Applejack stood over the toilet, bracing herself against the wall with one hoof and holding the empty mug in the other. Once she was done with this that mug would probably have to be destroyed but hey, gotta break some eggs to prank your marefriend. She eased up control of her bladder and her piss came out in a clean, even stream. She made sure to drink plenty of water throughout the day but there was just enough yellow to pass it off as a shoddy cider. She finished up and made her way back to Dash, struggling her hardest to keep a devilish smile off her face.

Rainbow Dash nearly jumped out of her seat on the rickety old picnic table she had commandeered. “Applejack! There you are! I was worried you got lost there babe.”

“Yeah, the spigot was a lot rustier than Ah was anticipatin’. Ah got yer cider right here though. It’s pretty warm cause we figured it wasn’t worth refrigeratin’ on account of the fact that it tastes awful n’ all.”

“Listen, I don’t care what temperature it is so long as it-” Rainbow Dash stopped dead in her tracks. Her nostrils flared as the tart smell of fermented apples hit her muzzle. That much was to be expected. There was an acrid undertone though; it smelled kind of like... She gave the mug another good whiff to make sure she was smelling what she thought she was smelling. Her ears swept back against her head and a deep crimson blush spread across her muzzle. The tips of her wings shook themselves out on their own. Did… Did Applejack know?

Rainbow Dash took a sip as it was clearly what was expected of her, regardless of what Applejack did or did not know about the things she enjoyed in the bedroom. She was certain she had never shared this with anypony other than Shy and Twi. It tasted… sweeter than she was expecting. The warmth of the liquid and the subdued note of cinnamon made her loins quiver. Oh Stars that was good. She bit her lip as she set the mug down.

“So. Whaddya think, Dash?” Applejack seemed a little confused but it was clear she was trying to maintain a sort of braggadocious stance.

“It doesn't taste great but… I dunno. I kinda like it.” Without waiting, she knocked back a couple more gulps, some of her friends piss dribbling down her chin. She licked it up for good measure.

“Rainbow that’s - yer - yer drinkin’ pee, darlin’. Did you not notice?” Applejack seemed genuinely worried for her marefriend.

“No, I - I noticed.” Rainbow Dash sucked in a breath, trying to stabilize her nerves. It didn’t help that she was definitely aroused at this point but now Applejack thought she was loony. “I have… a thing. For piss. Which you accidentally kind of played into. I can like, dump this out and leave your barn and we can never talk about this again if you want, but. I figure now is a good time to come clean.”

Applejack wavered for a moment. Rainbow could see she was weighing her options, having a proper moral debate with herself. She turned back to face her marefriend with the debate settled and the verdict in hoof. “Ah understand. Ah got some particular tastes that Ah’m more than a little embarrassed by. So tell you what. You finish up that there 'cider' and then skedaddle cause Ah still got work to do. Come back in a few hours and Ah think Ah’ll have s’more for ya, straight from the tap. On one condition though.”

Rainbow Dash brightened up. Not only did Applejack NOT think she was a freak but she was willing to indulge her. Score! She finished up her drink before responding. “Whatever you want, babe.”

“Don’t come back 'till them hooves are nice n’ pretty.”

Rainbow Dash blushed something fierce before letting out a hearty chuckle. She winked in affirmation before taking off, leaving a wet spot on the bench for Applejack to appreciate.