Delightfully Devilish Drabbles

“Rainbow Dash, if you don’t get your filthy hooves out of my personal space, I'm going to send you to the moon.” Twilight didn’t look up from her book even as Rainbow felt the muscles in her calf tense.

“You can’t do that, right?” Rainbow prodded the floating book gripped in Twilight’s telekinesis. “You can’t do that. Princess Celestia wouldn’t let you do that.”

Twilight leveled her book, fast enough to try and swat Rainbow’s intruding hoof but not fast enough to catch it before she pulled it back. “You don’t know what Celestia lets me do. Sure, it wouldn’t be for the full thousand years but I think a couple moons would be more than enough.”

Rainbow scooted back to her side of the couch, setting the book she had been cradling just five minutes ago off to the side. Her bones were buzzing with unspent kinetic energy, her wings shaking themselves out idly. “You could never do that to me, your one true love. Right? It’d be cruel!” Rainbow Dash threw herself over the armrest, letting her head hang loose as she cracked her back in the process.

She felt Twilight shift closer without seeing it, her exposed belly a sudden glaring weak point. “I dunno, Luna was Celestia’s sister and she still carted her off to moon camp. Who’s to say I wouldn’t do the same to you?” Rainbow shot upright as Twilight traced an idle hoof down the soft fur of her outer thigh.

“Well, I’m sure Luna doesn’t lay the kind of pipe that I do so like, I don’t think their relationship can hold a candle to ours.” Twilight’s muzzle crumpled like a tin roof colliding with the side of a mountain. “Now get your hooves off me you evil woman.”

“Oh? You’re going to give orders to a Princess?” Twilight cocked an eyebrow and shot Rainbow Dash out of the sky. “Maybe you didn’t get the memo but I’m kind of in charge here.”

Rainbow’s voice hitched in her throat as her brain ground to a halt, rear ending every other motor function in the process. “That’s… That doesn’t count. You’re cheating. Quit it.” Finally in control of her rebellious body, Rainbow pulled her hindlegs against her in an attempt to keep the marauding princess out.

Her attempt would be for naught as Twilight carefully and deliberated unfolded Rainbow with her telekinesis. Rainbow hated when she did that. Well, she loved it, but magic was cheating where Rainbow was concerned. “Nope! I won’t stop till you apologize for disrespecting my authority.”

Rainbow stuck out her tongue, refusing to yield to the foul imperialist she called a marefriend. “Fuck you, eat shit, make me!”

What was a friendly but devious smile on Twilight’s face quickly shifted into something more devious and less friendly as Rainbow’s brain caught up to her mouth. Stupid. Stupid pegasus. Stupid pegasus found herself getting unpretzled even further now, glowing magic holding her struggling limbs as far out from her center of mass as Twilight wanted them. A purple hoof traced idle circles across the fluff of Rainbow’s stomach. She tried and failed to stifle a chuckle.

“Oh, I forgot how ticklish you were.” That was bullshit. Twilight was lying, if the way her brow was knit in concentration was any indication. “Now then…”

Rainbow writhed and wriggled as Twilight’s hoof came into contact with the side of her stomach, gurgling out a panicked laugh as she snatched a foreleg from Twilight’s magic. She swatted the princess away, only for the other side of her abdomen to come under attack. “Twiiiiii, stop it! Using magic is cheating!”

Twilight was grinning like a devil, pinning Rainbow’s hindlegs down with her own body mass. Ever since she had picked up the wings Twilight had grown, now dwarfing the small pegasus completely. Her hooves roamed Rainbow’s muscled frame, playing her like a fuzzy guitar. “Apologize! Say ‘I’m sorry, Princess Twilight.’ That’s all I want to hear!”

Rainbow could hardly respond through her bodies need to scream and howl. “No! You’ll catch me dead before I apologize!”

Twilight’s horn was aflare now, her magic tickling Rainbow’s pits even as her hooves continued their assault of her trembling core. “If you die, I’ll just have Celestia bring you back to life. You can’t escape me!”

Rainbow had already given up trying to fight Twilight physically, instead choosing to take her to task on the battlefield of ideas. “Babe, how am I supposed to trust you once I’m the leader of the Wonderbolts if you won’t even stop stop stop stop!”

“What’re you gonna do, pee yourself?” Twilight chuckled, half at her own joke and half at Rainbow’s desperate struggle.

Rainbow’s stomach stirred, a different feeling than the one of rapturous mirth that had overtaken her. Was she going to pee herself? She had been holding it in the past hour. Did Twilight want that? “Do you want me to?”

Twilight crashed to a standstill, her hooves impacting with the plush couch behind Rainbow. Silence hung in the air like the blade of a guillotine. Rainbow waited for her head to roll. “Do you. Do I. Do I what?”

“Pee.” Rainbow knew there was more to that sentence but her brain refused to construct it.

“Pee.” Twilight echoed, a look of worry creeping across her face.

“Do you want me to pee myself. Is what I wanted to ask you. Cause if you do, you’ll have to tickle me more.” Rainbow Dash felt her face, her ears, her loins burning. Twilight just smiled. Stars above did she smile.

“I think. That would be cute. So you better hold up your end of the bargain, because these hooves stop for no mare.” Rainbow hardly had time to register what Twilight had said before the full brunt of her assault crashed against her unsuspecting body. Her pits, her wings, her sides, her hooves; every part of her body weak to the tickling was being targeted at once. She loved magic more than she could ever say.

She let the bliss of contact wash over her, her thoughts a jumbled mess of laughter cut with a dose of pleasure. She could feel her erection free itself from its sheath, she could feel Twilight looking down at it, she could feel her bladder stir. Pressure mounted as the room swam into focus, taking on a sudden clarity as the need to piss hit her all at once. “Twilight, you’re gonna make me pee myself!”

“Good!” Rainbow buried her muzzle in her hooves as she surrendered to her base biological functions. Her cock twitched as a warm stream of piss arced through the air and landed square on the fuzz of her chest. Her voice trembled and she choked out a moan as the burn of shame mingled with the heat of pleasure.

The smell was intoxicating, dulling her senses even as a careful hoof ran up the underside of her shaft. She wanted to disappear from sight even as she soaked her chest in piss. Rainbow's hips bucked forward at the pressure from Twilight’s hoof. A splash of piss hit her lips and her tongue darted out to meet it. Why did it have to taste so good? Rainbow uncovered her face only as the stream trickled out, making uneasy eye contact with the mare who just made her piss herself.

“Did I do good?”

“Of course, dear.” Twilight leaned down to kiss Rainbow, their lips lingering for just a moment. “You did great.”