MLP Song Parodies

Baby, seasons change, but people don't
And my body will be fading in the back room
I'm flawed, but seem to compensate with
Wings, crowns, and flash- flash- flash photography

But don't pretend your kids'll forget about me
Don't be pretend your kids'll forget about me~

Wouldn't you rather be a princess than an Earth pony?
Style your wake for fashion magazines
Princess or an Earth pony?
Don't pretend, d-d-d-don't pretend

We don't think it's fair
We don't think it's fair

They say your head can be a prison
Then, these are just conjugal visits
And I'll be called a Mary-Sue till
My mistakes don't mean a thing anymore

But don't pretend your kids'll forget about me
Don't be pretend your kids'll forget about me~

Wouldn't you rather be a princess than an Earth pony?
Style your wake for fashion magazines
Princess or an Earth pony?
Don't pretend, d-d-d-don't pretend

We're screamin' in the dark with tears staining our faces
We're trapped and well concealed in secret places, oo-whoa-oh
You're screamin' in the dark with tears staining your faces
You're trapped and well concealed in secret places
We don't think it's fair
We don't think it's fair
We don't think it's fair
We don't think it's fair
We don't think it's fair

We're screamin' in the dark with tears staining our faces
We're trapped and well concealed in secret places, oo-whoa-oh
You're screamin' in the dark with tears staining your faces
You're trapped and well concealed in secret places
We don't think it's fair

With tears staining our faces
We're trapped and well concealed in secret places
We don't think it's fair
Don't pretend your kids'll forget about me
We don't think it's fair
Don't pretend your kids'll forget about me
We don't think it's fair