MLP Song Parodies

by GorochuVA

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1263

Random songs with the lyrics re-written to be pony-themed

Random songs with the lyrics re-written to be pony-themed

Published 2019-09-08 12:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-09-08 12:30:01 UTC

Starlight "Phantom" Glimmer

I'm just a phantom in your room
With no intent on leaving soon
And you're still not even sure just why I came here
Another ghost under the bed
That you wish you could leave for dead
Ain't no magic word can make me disappear

Now that screen, it starts to dim
Set for reformation "sin"
Now you lay screaming on the floor of your apartment
With every single warning sign
That passed you up and slipped you by
But turns out I'm diff'rent than how I started
Yeah-e-yeah!

Make no mistake, I'll break ya down
(Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh)
Shout it around town

It's not what you want
But it's exactly what I need
Take a bite and feed your "satisfaction guaranteed", time
For my new start, whoa-oh
I'm gonna burn down your parade
I'm a setting sun
That wish you wish you'd never made

Don't wanna take a leap of faith
Know the sacrifice I'll face
But like humanity, your greed has taken over
There ain't nothin' to debate
Blow this purgatory state
Lack of horn and wings will drown out the exposure

Now that screen, it starts to dim
Set for reformation "sin"
Now you lay screaming on the floor of your apartment
With every single warning sign
That passed you up and slipped you by
But turns out I'm diff'rent than how I started
Yeah-e-yeah!

Make no mistake, I'll break ya down
(Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh)
Shout it around town

It's not what you want
But it's exactly what I need
Take a bite and feed your "satisfaction guaranteed", time
For my new start, whoa-oh
I'm gonna burn down your parade
I'm a setting sun
That wish you wish you'd never made

This fate is what I need
Where the monsters roam and the poisons all feed
(Hey!)
relax, don't you look so wary
It's all only temporary
I silently sing along
But I can't join in, 'cause it's their last song, yeah
The truth bites, and it's a little bit scary
The pain's only temporary

*evil laugh*

It's not what you want
But it's exactly what I need
Take a bite and feed your "satisfaction guaranteed"

It's not what you want
But it's exactly what I need
Take a bite and feed your "satisfaction guaranteed", time
For my new start, whoa-oh
I'm gonna burn down your parade
I'm a setting sun
That wish you wish you'd never made

Ponies Over All

Author's Note

This is a duet between two fan-made characters. The first being a copy of Twilight Sparkle from the SNES creepypasta, who I named NES, and the other is Midnight Twinkle, a character I made, who is the daughter of Twilight and Thorax; she would be about the same age as Luster Dawn in the finale. For context, NES escapes her game after growing bored of killing her friends many-a-time, and has now lured Midnight into her mother's castle, trying to convince her to take her throne and enforce the idea that friendship is a weapon that no other creature can wield effectively. "It doesn't matter where we're from of what kind of past we have. We're all ponies, and that's what's important."

Ponies Over All

NES:
There is no greater power than to rule over the land
We both have it inside us
It's here where we stand
My friend, you know it's true
Look close and you will find
Forcing friendship for every creature is destiny for our kind

So, if we join together
We will never fall
Ponies must rule forever
Ponies over all~

Ponies over all
No creature is more grand
Ponies over all
It's why we rule the land
We "hakyu~" any resistance
So the heartless keep their distance
Ponies, ponies over all

Midnight Twinkle:
If I do as you suggest
I'd be evil and cruel
Using friendship as a threat
That is no way to rule

NES:
But if we join together
We will never fall
Yes, ponies must rule forever
Ponies over all~

Ponies over all
No creature is more grand

Midnight:
Stay noble and grand

NES:
Ponies over all
It's why we rule the land

Midnight:
Spread love throughout the land

NES:
We "hakyu~" any resistance
So the heartless keep their distance

Midnight:
Harmony and kindness
Will always find us

NES:
Ponies, ponies over all~

Wine Red

Twilight:
Who shot those arrows in your throats?
Who missed the crimson apples?
They hung heavy on the trees above your heads

Fluttershy:
This chaos, this calamity
This garden once was perfect

Rarity:
"Give your immortality to us"
We'll set you up against the stars

Pinkie Pie:
Twilight Sparkle
We lied, we can't go on
This is the time and this is the place to be alive

Twilight:
Who shot those arrows in your throats?
Who missed the crimson apples?
And now I'm alone in this garden tonight

Mane 6:
The sea's wine red
This is the death of friendship
The doves have died
The magic has lied

Twilight:
I cut the arrows from your necks
Stretched you beneath the trees
Among the roots and the foal's breath
I covered us with silver leaves

Applejack:
Twilight Sparkle
We lied, we can't go on
This is the time and this is the place to be alive

Mane 6:
The sea's wine red
This is the death of friendship
The doves have died
The magic has lied

Twilight:
The sea's wine red
This is the death of friendship

Rainbow Dash:
This is the time and place

Twilight:
The doves have died
The magic has lied

Starlight:
This is the time and place

Twilight:
The sea's wine red
This is the death of friendship
The doves have died
The magic has lied

Mane 6:
This is the time and place

The Take Over, The Show's Over

Baby, seasons change, but people don't
And my body will be fading in the back room
I'm flawed, but seem to compensate with
Wings, crowns, and flash- flash- flash photography

But don't pretend your kids'll forget about me
Don't be pretend your kids'll forget about me~

Wouldn't you rather be a princess than an Earth pony?
Style your wake for fashion magazines
Princess or an Earth pony?
Don't pretend, d-d-d-don't pretend

We don't think it's fair
We don't think it's fair

They say your head can be a prison
Then, these are just conjugal visits
And I'll be called a Mary-Sue till
My mistakes don't mean a thing anymore

But don't pretend your kids'll forget about me
Don't be pretend your kids'll forget about me~

Wouldn't you rather be a princess than an Earth pony?
Style your wake for fashion magazines
Princess or an Earth pony?
Don't pretend, d-d-d-don't pretend

We're screamin' in the dark with tears staining our faces
We're trapped and well concealed in secret places, oo-whoa-oh
You're screamin' in the dark with tears staining your faces
You're trapped and well concealed in secret places
We don't think it's fair
We don't think it's fair
We don't think it's fair
We don't think it's fair
We don't think it's fair

We're screamin' in the dark with tears staining our faces
We're trapped and well concealed in secret places, oo-whoa-oh
You're screamin' in the dark with tears staining your faces
You're trapped and well concealed in secret places
We don't think it's fair

With tears staining our faces
We're trapped and well concealed in secret places
We don't think it's fair
Don't pretend your kids'll forget about me
We don't think it's fair
Don't pretend your kids'll forget about me
We don't think it's fair