Mlp Fim Murder Mystery

by Disschord

Rating: mature
Tags: Horror, Profanity, Violence, Death, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fetish, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Rarity
Length: 1039

It's a murder mystery

Someone is killing the ponies. Who is it? Who will stop them? Or.. will they stop them?

Published 2019-09-03 23:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-09-03 23:40:01 UTC

Death from above

"Alright gang, we're going to pink's house for another party." Said Twinkle.

"Like why are we here scoob?" Asked Shaggy.

"I'm not scooby!" Yelled Gaydash, kicking him in the chest.

"Like I'm flying off again mane" Said Shaggy, as he flew through the air.

"Oh how dreary, he got blood on my coat." Said Raredong.

"Ah shucks, that'll come out with some apples." Said Applecrapple.

"Umm.. I can help.. if you don't mind.." Said Flutterbutt. There, all the characters are introduced.

Twinkle opened the door. She closed the door. "What's wrong Twink?" Asked Applecrapple.

"Don't call me that! Also, Pink is dead." Apple opened the door, and saw Pink's blood splashed on the walls. Her body was in the oven. "

She's.. being made into a pie!" She yelled.

"Eveyhorse get home! I, as the elected monarch, will investigate." Said Twink. The others left. She called for her dragon. He came flying in, crashing the roof in.

"RAAA!" He roared, making the earth shake. "You summon me? The immortal dragon lord of Zargafax?"

"Spine, we need the queen! There's been a.....................................murder!"

"What do I care of you mortals? I slayed 100 men for lunch!" He laughed. Twinkle shoved one of the cutey waifu crusaders to his feet. He ate her. "Very well, I will grant your request!" He flew off, sending flames under his wings. The forest caught fire. A few minutes later, the queen came.

"What's this? There's not been a murder here since '95'" She said.

Twinkle showed her the scene. "I'll get my men on this, go ask if anyone saw something." she said. Twinkle walked over to Applecrapples house. She knocked on the door. It slid open. Her friend was bound in the corner. Except for her head. There was a box sitting nearby. Her brother was playing with it. "What's in the box!?"

"Oh.. Hello Twinkle.. My sister was pregnant."

"The box.. what's in the box?"

"So sorry.. She really was nice."

"Open the box!" He smiled, and cranked a handle. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. *pop* Her head popped out. "She's been turned into a jack!" Twinkle fled.

She ran to Raredong's house. "Open up! We're all getting killed!" The door opened. There was a red gem on the floor. Twinkle picked it up, and rubbed it off. It shattered. "What the fuck are you!?" She asked.

"I am the Wishmaster, you have 3 wishes."

"I don't have time for references, where's Raredong!?" She yelled.

"Is that your wish?"

"Sure man." He pointed to another gem. Raredong was inside it, trying to claw her way out. "I'll save you!"

"Raaaa!" Spine flew down, and ate the gem.

"Shame.. that gem was a real rarity." Said the Wishmaster.

"Fuck!" Yelled Twinkle. She walked into the still burning woods. "I have to get Flutterbutt. She came up to her house. Animals were running away from it.

"Come back! Die with me!" She yelled.

"Flutterbutt, we have to leave!" She hid under her covers.

"Come on!" She wouldn't budge. The smoke filled Twinkle's lungs. She was forced to retreat. "Damn her! Why did she have to be so shy!" She coughed, and flew away.

Gaydash bumped into her. "We need to get rain down there now!" Yelled Gaydash.

"Don't be crazy! With this much low pressure in the atmosphere, it would tear you apart!" Yelled Twinkle.

Gaydash grabbed her hoof, and kissed her cheek. "I.. always loved you princess.. now go!"

"I won't let you!" Gaydash took off. Twinkle felt the wind around her changing. She landed. She looked up, and saw the rain clouds form. Shortly after, drops of blood began to fall.

"Hehe.. it's raining blood!" Said Slayer. They jumped in the van, and left.

Twinkle decided she needed a bath. She walked over to the local spa. “Good evening mistress, you seem to be covered in blood.”

“It’s been one of those days.” She replied.

“Very good, this way.” Twinkle sat in the large bath, and sighed a breath of relief.

“It’s so nice..” She thought. “Can I get some water to drink?” She asked. There was no reply. “Hello?” There was silence. She got out of the tub, and shook dry.

She walked through the empty hallway. She felt steam coming from a closed room. She opened the door. A wave of hot steam hit her in the face. She saw the two young ponies who ran the spa, being cooked in the coals. “No!” she yelled.

Spine walked out of the sauna. “I’ve already eaten today.” He said, as he flew away. Twinkle ran out, and bumped into a cute grey horse.

“Hello Twink!”

“Hi derpy, everyone is dying.”

“That’s good.” She replied.

“It’s actually bad.”

“Oh no!” She replied.

“Derpy, get somewhere safe.”

“Okay Twink!” She said, as she flew into the sky. Right into Spine. He ate her, and flew off to the distance.

Twinkle heard soft music playing. She ran to the source, which was in the park. “Octavia! Run!”

“No twinkle, my dear. I will die playing.” She kept playing her instrument. Her “friend” Vinyl sat quietly, listening to the haunting melody. Twinkle sat down, to enjoy the serenade.

“Wait.. I have to get help!” Twinkle ran off.

“Vinyl my dear, this was my love song for you.”

“Shh.. I already knew.”

Twinkle came back to the park. Vinyl’s head was spinning on her record player. Octavia had a whole cut in her gut, with wires running down. “They can make music together now..” Thought Twinkle. She sat down to cry. A puff of smoke appeared.

“What’s wrong my little pony?” :p

“Discord.. it’s awful! We’re all being killed.. and I can’t help!”

“No.. you can’t.” He disappeared.

Twinkle went home, to study. After the rain stopped, she looked outside her window. There was a bright rainbow. "I'll never forget you.." She said, to the sky. She looked back to her book. "My God.. It all makes sense.." She turned the page. "I know who did this! I have to alert the Queen!" she closed the book, and turned. The power went out. Twinkle fumbled around in the darkness, before she felt something. "Oh.. you found me.." The light turned on.

"TOOT!"