The Royal Snack

by MisterAlexShark1234

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Original Character, Porn, Fetish, Comedy
Length: 3823

Ever wonder how Alicorns stay young? This is how

Ever wonder how Alicorns stay young? Well my little reader, delve into this story and would will find the answer you seek! But be warned, it isn't the most conventional method.

Oh look, another vore story from my mind of madness. Yay.

To be fair though, this one does have visual assistance.

Published 2019-09-04 00:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-12-23 10:24:11 UTC

Exposition Dump

The Royal Snack: Exposition Dump

Here yee, here yee, for yee are about to read a trashy vore story that you’ve happened upon in this here pony fiction fansite. And, for all parties to enjoy said story, there has to be some reasoning to said story! But mine person, encumbered by sloth, could not fathom a manner in which to explain the situation which would flow smoothly through the tale. So instead, I decreed to create this exposition dump.

It is ugly, this I know. Do not look upon me with your judging eyes! This is for not but readers who desire reason to the tale. If you have no care, then move along young fellow or madame, but otherwise read on!

So I suppose there is no better place than to start, but with the hero of our story, a mare by the name of Lucky Star. Her name is one of truths, as she is a very lucky mare, so much so that her luck may often break the very laws that bind reality! Which oftentimes leads her into precarious situations of the sinful variety with other mares that catch her eye.

I can feel myself blushing just thinking about it.

Ahem, anyway, I’m sure you’re wondering, “Shark, you poetic bastard, what does this have to do with this expose of lust driven literature?” Well I’ll tell you my dear reader. For you see, our dear Lucky happens to be what is known only as, the royal snack.

“Royal snack?” I hear you ask, “Preposterous! Celestia is no vile cannibal you knave!”

Do not worry, I can assure that this is not what it seems. Our protagonist Lucky is in no situation of such tragic peril. The process by which Lucky works involves no harm at all. Perhaps you will understand if I explain in further detail.

As many of you know, Alicorns are immortal. But, this immortality is not natural. Nay, it is in fact something to be upkept. To extend their own lives, Alicorns must feed on the magic of other creatures, or else they will age and become dust in the wind, just as we all will someday.

This monstrous act used to be reserved for vile, criminal individuals who were sentenced to death. Being condemned to the afterlife anyways, Celestia in the early years of her rule, had decided that in their last moments, they would serve some purpose to atone, as the life extending meal oh so needed by the sun princess. But over the centuries crime has dropped considerably, so a new method was required. And Celestia couldn’t very well sacrifice innocent ponies just to keep death away could she? Thankfully, she discovered an alternate method.

In order for her life to be extended, she used to leave tiny criminal ponies to the mercy of her belly, ignoring their screams and pleas as their magic was drained over the course of several days, and eventually became silent. Now however, if she simply removed the tiny from within her before they were completely drained, the pony would be perfectly fine, and could recover within hours!

Thus, a new position was secretly decreed upon a once povertous family. They would serve as her temporary, occasional snacks, and in return they would be lifted from their lot in life, and given riches enough to start anew. And so it has been, for many generations.

Which brings me to the present, and to our mare Lucky, the current beholder of the royal snack title. On occasion she would be called forth, shrunken down by the amulet of Tinubous, and allowed to spend some intimate time with the Princess. It was a job, for which she could have wished for none better.

And so now you see, the explanation laid bare before you. Take heed of its knowledge, as now this story makes some small semblance of sense!

Author's Note

It's ugly I know! Look away from my hideous form! Hiss! Hiss!

I'm not a freak! You're all the freaks with your more elegant story telling devices! REEEEEE!

Celestia

The Royal Snack: Celestia

Lucky Star was at peace.

And in her position, who wouldn’t be? The beautiful yet soothing decor of the room, the softness of the mattress, and warmth surrounding her, it was almost enough to make one fall asleep.

Lucky was currently in her favorite place, the royal bedchamber of Princess Celestia, cuddled up next to the belly of the royal monarch. This was a position most would kill for, so how did our mare find herself here?

Well, if you read the ever so horrid exposition dump you would know already, but I am going to give a brief summary in the case that you didn’t.

Lucky happens to be the royal snack, a small but necessary part in the extension of Alicorn life. And now the time had come to take part in this ritual once again.

Celestia smiled as she gazed upon the tiny mare the laid peacefully next to her stomach. She knew full well how much Lucky enjoyed being cuddled up to her before her duty began, and it was a request she was always happy to fulfill.

“Are you comfortable my little Star?” Celestia asked, and Lucky looked up with a nod.

“It’s always so wonderful to be with you, your majesty,” she replied, which made Celestia chuckle.

“Well I’m glad you enjoy spending time with me. I do after all so enjoy your company.” Lucky blushed. Celestia always knew how to push her buttons one way or another. She blushed a little more as her royal highness chuckled.

‘So cute,’ she thought as she gazed upon her tiny companion.

Leaning down, she grabbed Lucky by her jacket, much like a cat would pick up her kitten by the scruff of its neck, and lifted up. Lucky squeaked in surprise at the sudden action, but looked up and smiled as Celestia carried her gently over her hooves and set her down between them.

Celestia smiled once more at the site of her little pony, and nuzzled her lovingly. She always felt a motherly attachment to the young mare, as she had watched the pegasus grow from foalhood, much like she had observed Twilight. However, since Lucky’s biological mother had long left this world, the feeling of familial love had always been returned, much more so than Twilight had ever done since she had always seen Celestia as a teacher. Though kept private, in many ways, Celestia considered Lucky to be a daughter of sorts, and Lucky regarded her as a mother of sorts.

And now it was time for this loving not quite mother to consume her willing not quite daughter.

“Are you ready my little Star?” Celestia asked.

“Whenever you are your highness.

With but a giggle and a nod, Celestia opened her mouth, and using some magic, Lucky was slowly guided in.

Lifted up by the levitation she cast, Lucky found herself being drawn into the warm maw of the sun princess. Set gently on the soft tongue, Lucky blushed heavily as the jaws closed behind her, and Celestia began to taste.

Her tongue was playful, yet gentle. Its soft surface explored her body, taking in every inch of her.

“Mmmmm,” she moaned. Celestia always found it incredible just how good Lucky tasted, and Lucky herself just laid back and enjoyed herself. Her face grew hotter as the red muscle continued to rub against her. It lapped at her chest and tickled her tummy, and all Lucky could do was squirm.

The mouth she was in vibrated as another moan escaped Celetia’s lips. Lucky’s blush deepened further as the tongue that played with her accidentally grazed against her southern lips, letting out a moan of her own. It wasn’t the first time that tongue had touched her there, but it still drove Lucky crazy whenever it did.

Having enjoyed Lucky's delectable flavor, Celestia opened her mouth wide, allowing Lucky one last peek at the outside world. Seeing they were in front of a vanity, Lucky smiled at her own reflection in the mirror, lying comfortably in Celestia's mouth. Celestia herself giggled a bit at the sight of a tiny mare in her mouth, but they had played long enough. Now it was time to finish the job.

And so, Celestia closed her mouth, tilted her head back, and swallowed.

With a gentle smile, Celestia held a hoof up to her neck and slowly guided the bulge Lucky made down her throat. This was always one of the most enjoyable parts of the experience for Lucky. The all encompassing warmth, the way the muscles around her massaged her body as she traveled further and further into Celestia. Though some would normally cry out in fear of their situation, Lucky couldn’t be more at peace. It wasn’t long till her journey ended, and Lucky ended up in the small cozy chamber that was Celestia’s belly.

Celestia sighed as she felt Lucky settle in her stomach. This was doubtlessly her favorite part of it all. Once, she held fearful, crying ponies within her belly, and it had always disturbed her. But now, the pony within her was there willingly, and Celestia was happy to keep said pony warm, comfortable, and safe.

Looking back, Celestia smiled, and gently nuzzled her belly. She knew that Lucky had already managed to fall asleep, she was a quick sleeper after all. Giggling quietly, Celestia figured to join her in rest, and so without further delay, Celestia laid down in her bed, closed her eyes, and fell asleep.

Author's Note

So like I said, new story that my insanity ridden mind couldn't help but compel me to write. Anways, special thanks to smallhorses for the amazing art! She is awesome at what she does, so please go to her DeviantArt and show her some love! Oh, and tell her Alex Shark sent ya! Anyways, hope you all enjoyed this mindless fetish story, and hope to see you again. Next chapter, we get to meet Luna!

Oh and by the way, if you're wondering about the differing quality of the pics, it's because I commissioned them months apart.

Luna

The Royal Snack: Luna

Lucky Star found herself once more in a royal bedchamber. But this room of slumber did not belong to the beloved monarch of the sun, rather instead to her sister, the princess of the moon.

As I’m sure many of you have already guessed, being the royal snack meant Lucky did not serve Celestia alone. Her service belongs to all of the princesses, and tonight she was required by Luna herself.

As Lucky sat there, waiting for the arrival of the night princess, she looked about the decorum of the room. Whereas Celestia’s room was full of warm colors clearly inspired by the light of day, Luna’s contrasted that with darker, cooler colors that displayed the calm peace of night. The furniture was made elegant in a way, like a dream, with the occasional insignia of the moon’s different phases decorated upon them to decree their owner. It would be quite easy to fall asleep in a room like this.

She would have reminisced on this more, but that’s when the door opened. And stepping through was Luna herself.

Lucky’s relationship with Luna was very different from the one she had with her sister. With Celestia, one could describe their familiarity as akin to one shared between a mother and daughter. But with Luna, their time spent together was far more romantic, almost as if between partners. Though it had never been officially announced, the two were romantically involved in one another’s lives, kept secret from the public so they could enjoy each other in peace.

Luna walked into the room, a yawn leaving her mouth. Just as it ended, she spotted the tiny mare in her room, and smiled. Ridding herself of her regalia, without a word she approached.

As she came, Lucky wondered what tonight would be. Though many times the two mares would extend pleasantries, on some nights they would exchange no speech at all, just taking in one another's company. It seems tonight would be one such night.

As quiet as the night she held reign over, Luna leaned down and nuzzled Lucky, a show of love and affection that Lucky happily returned. After this brief exchange, Lune simply made low, and opened her mouth.

Lucky blushed, seeing the loving expression in Luna’s eyes as her mouth stood agape before her. Without pause, she made her way within the jaws of the moon monarch. Luna blushed as she felt Lucky on her tongue, and once she was fully inside she closed her mouth.

She moaned at the taste of the tiny mare. Her tongue, slow and sensual, gently explored Lucky’s body. The red muscle grazed her form, and Lucky blushed as it ran over her. She gasped as it touched her chest and moved lower, and moaned slightly as it lapped at her belly. Any other day, this may perhaps have gone further, but for now it was enough.

Standing tall, Luna took one last taste of her lover before she tilted her head back, and swallowed.

Tracing the bulge she made down her throat, Luna blushed and moaned ever so slightly as she felt the tiny mare she held so dear to her heart disappear into her chest, and slide deep into her body.

Feeling Lucky settled into her stomach, Luna sighed contently and crawled into her bed. Laying on her side, her gaze drifted to her stomach. Though unseen by her, she giggled as she felt Lucky move about within her belly, and gently rubbed the surface of her stomach to calm her stirring. Calm it did, and soon Lucky was asleep. Having nothing else to do that night, Luna closed her eyes, and joined Lucky in her dreams.

Author's Note

Alright here's Lucky's next encounter with the lovely Princess Luna! I wanted to try a silent night motif with this so that's why there's no dialogue. As always, the wonderful art in this story was provided by the amazing smallhorses! Her stuff is amazing you guys should all go check it out. The next chapter is in progress as we speak, but it may be a little while so be patient alright? Next time we'll be having a session with the princess of love herself, Cadance!

Cadance

The Royal Snack: Cadance

If Lucky was to describe what she was currently snuggled up against in a single word, it would be “pleasant.”

And indeed, pleasant is an apt description. The plush expanse was wide enough for her to lay atop comfortably. It held against her form like the world’s most comfortable mattress, and it was covered in a layer of well groomed fur, allowing it to be delightfully soft and warm. So, what might this soft bedding be?

Well, it was none other than Princess Cadance’s soft flank of course.

“You know, it’s pretty uncommon for somepony to be cuddling with their big sister’s cutie mark Lucky.” Lucky looked up at the smiling face of Cadance, currently relaxing herself on the princess’s of love rather fine buttocks.

“Sure, biological sisters maybe,” Lucky countered. “But we don’t share blood, so this is perfectly fine. Besides, your butt is so soft and comfy!”

“Oh really?” Cadance shot back. “Is it better than Celestia’s?”

“Hmm… hard to say. Celestia’s is a bit more plush, which is heavenly. But some nights I like a firmer bedding, which yours provides. I’d say it’s a case by case basis.”

The two shared a laugh at the situation. Just as with Celestia, and with Luna, Lucky had a very special relationship Cadance, regarding the pink alicorn as her big sister of sorts. One with certain, “benefits,” but that is a story for another time.

After the giggles stopped, Cadance levitated Lucky, holding her magically in the air as she flipped over onto her back, and settled the little mare onto her warm belly.

'So cute!' Cadance thought. She loved Lucky dearly, just as much as she loved Twilight and Shining. And when Lucky was tiny, she absolutely adored her. She was so small and adorable, almost like a plushie one would own in their days of childhood. So tiny and cuddly was she in this state, Cadance could barely resist the temptation to hug the little pony to her belly and never let her go.

“Y’know, I still don’t understand how you convinced Shining to be okay with this,” Lucky said, causing Cadance to chuckle.

“He’s known from day one about this. If he wasn’t okay with it then, then I wouldn’t have dated him.”

“Wow, you’d rather have me than your own husband?”

“Oh please, I meant if he had a problem with it back then. If he had a problem with it now, then I’d simply make him my special snack.” The girls chuckled before settling.

“So, you ready for you big sister Cadi to devour you my little snack?” Cadance asked with a grin.

“For shame Cadance, regaling your little sister as nothing but food!” Lucky teased.

“Well maybe I wouldn’t if you weren’t so tasty!” Cadance replied nuzzling the little mare. Lucky chuckled and nuzzled back, happy to love, and be loved.

She blushed deeply when Cadence then gave her a hungry look. That blush deepened when her tongue peaked out, and slowly grazed itself across her plush lips. She gasped slightly when she felt two massive hooves gripped her sides, and gently lifted her up.

Lucky barely held back a gasp a Cadance's mouth opened, revealing the deep red maw that lay past her pastel pink muzzle, her pearly white teeth framing the inviting interior. She then felt the warmth of her breath as Cadance brought her closer, slowly carrying her forwards. Her tongue reached out to meet her, catching her in its grasp as Lucky's small hooves hugged its warm texture. She could feel the heat and saliva surround her as Cadance slowly drew her in. She yelped quietly when she felt the Princess of Love’s lips clasp around her waist as her head lifted up and she was gently sucked into her maw.

The moment the light of the outside world disappeared behind her, Lucky felt Cadance’s tongue begin to move beneath her.

It began to drag itself across her form, lapping at her chest and back. She cooed as the red muscle trailed across her wings, tickling the sensitive nerves at the base of her feathers. She smiled as she heard Cadance moan in delight. Clearly, she tasted good.

She blushed as the curious organ traveled further down her body, edging its way down to her stomach. A moan escaped her lips as it grazed her nethers before it worked its way back up.

Wanting more, Cadance began to work the little mare about. Twisting and turning her body at whim, her taste buds took in every inch of Lucky’s body as she was thrown to the mercy of Cadance’s tongue. Thankfully, the princess was gentle, and made sure not to harm the little thing as her tasting became more vigorous.

Suddenly, Lucky was pressed to the roof of Cadance’s mouth. Another moan left her as the tongue rubbed against her, holding her tight as the princess sucked on her like a piece of caramel. Occasionally, the suction would halt, only for Lucky to be flipped onto her back before it continued, halting again to flip her onto her belly once more as Cadance sucked out every bit of her flavor. The feeling was euphoric, and had it gone on for much longer, Lucky was certain she would have orgasmed.

But soon it all came to a halt. With the last of her taste now enjoyed, Cadance was ready to move onto the next part. As her head tilted back, she could feel Lucky slide against her tongue before reaching the back. And with one resounding “GLURK,” Lucky was swallowed.

Cadance’s mouth may have been warm, but her throat was even more so. As the muscles around her slowly began to move her down, Lucky couldn’t help but notice the pressure coming from one side. Clearly, this came from Cadance herself, as she leveled a hoof against the bulge the tiny pony made in her neck and followed her down towards her chest. The walls gently gripped her form and pushed her down, again and again as she sunk further and further into Cadance’s body. Just as the indent she made began to vanish into the princess’s chest, she could heart the “buh-THUMP,” of her heart beat, the familiar sound welcoming her back into the emissary of love’s body.

Soon enough, Lucky came upon a small pucker. The throat muscles around her began to increase the pressure they put on her, but thankfully the fleshy seal didn’t hold for long, and Lucky was accepted into the warm confines of Cadance’s stomach.

Much as Luna’s stomach was smaller then Celestia’s, Cadance’s stomach was smaller than Luna’s. But there was still plenty enough space for Lucky to relax in.

“Mmmm, there,” Cadance sighed. “All nice and snug.”

“Heh, so how long you gonna keep me in here this time?”

“Oh who knows? Maybe a whole month? Maybe forever?”

Another pair of laughs echoed between the two. Once settled down, Lucky found herself yawning. “Tired already?”

“Maybe,” Lucky replied, a second yawn coming to her already. “Tummies… always make me... slee… py.”

“Oh woe is you,” Cadance teased. But when no response came, she merely smiled and laid back, rubbing her belly lovingly. “Sweet dreams, little Lucky.”

Author's Note

And here is the long awaited Cadance chapter! Sorry this one took so long, but you cannot rush art. As you can clearly tell from this chapter, I tried to extrapolate on the vore bits this time, and I think it turned out rather well. Perhaps I'll return to the previous chapters and rework them a bit, as I find them lacking compared to this one.

As always, the incredible artwork is credit of the amazing smallhorses! You can check out her DeviantArt here and you can also check out her patreon here! Her stuff is amazing, please go show her some love and support, and tell her Alex Shark sent ya!

ANYWAYS, this is not the final chapter as you can see. I have two more planned, one with Twilight (duh) and one last one that I won't spoil. Not sure when those will be coming out, might take me a while, so be patient! I hope you all enjoyed, and until next chapter, this is a crazed writer clocking out.