The Quirk's of Being Quirky Hooves.

by TheDarkMac

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 1074

His name is Quirky P. Hooves. Related to Derpy Hooves, he doesn't get much praise.

His name, Quirky P. Hooves. Origin? He was an experiment of the OSP. The Organization of Storming Ponies thought that he would be able to harness all of the Elements of Harmony, thus all the traits of the ponies. He was made as a rare breed of ponies, a Pegacorn so that he was able to use magic and so he could fly. They were ignorant when they made him, thinking he could harness the elements. His cover was that he was Related to Derpy Hooves. He comes to Ponyville on Celestia's request for some weird reason. IS there something she isn't telling them?

//Yes yes yes. Mistakes, stupid, you hate it, I shoukd be ashamed bladdah bladdah bladdah. Shut up and read it.//

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-14 11:14:02 UTC

Ponyville? But I live in Canterlot!

The blonde and black maned colt walked out of Princess Celestia's throne room, angrily. "Do I really need to go to Ponyville? I mean I live here in Canterlot! Damn it.." He said kicking a small rock. A dragon that looks almost like spike runs up to the colt. "Q- Quirky!" It shouted at him. "What is it Ivy?" He asked the dragon. "Your things are packed... And they have your hot air balloon ready. I want to know... Am I coming with you?" She asked, shyly. "Yes... You're coming with me. The Princess said it was okay for you to come with me." He said to the grey bellied, black outlined dragon.

*Several minutes Later*

Quirky was asleep in the balloon. The dragon curled up right by him. A loud thump and a squeaking laugh woke the two up. "OH HI THERE!" Pinkie Pie shouted, even though she was several feet away from him. "H- Hi?" He said, in return, confused. "I'm Pinkie Pie! Who're you? Where are you from? Do you like parties? D-" She was cut off by Quirky stuffing his hoof in her mouth. "One hoofing thing at a time!" He shouted and Pinkie Pie started to laugh. "Oki doki loki." She said, and sat, waiting. He moved his hoof across his forehead, wiping sweat away. "My name's Quirky. Quirky Hooves. My cousin Derpy lives here in Ponyville. I'm form Canterlot and yes. I LOVE parties. In fact I'm an excellent party thrower. I'm looking for Twilight Sparkle's Tree House? Do you know where it is?" He asked, unaware that this pony was best friends with Twilight. "Do I!?" She exclaimed. "I don't know. Do you?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. "I DO!" She shouted happily, tying his balloon to hers. "Follow me!" She said. After a few minutes of flying in the balloons they stop at the Tree House."Oh hi Pinkie Pie. What brings you here today?" Twilight Sparkle asked the pink pony. "I have someone here who was looking for you!" She said untying the balloons and drifting off. "Bye Twi~~" Pinkie said, waving.

Quirky tied his balloon down and jumped out and Ivy followed. "Hello." He said, "My name is Quirky P. Hooves. I was sent here by Princess Celestia... I don't know why but All I know is that I was supposed to meet with you and you would show me my new home?" He asked. "Oh yeah. She sent me a letter explaining this.... And May I ask what the P stands for?" She asked, curiously. "Ah.. I would rather not say." He said, remembering his days in the OSP. "Okay.. Spike!" She shouted for the dragon. "What is it Twilight?" He asked, walking over and seeing Ivy. "I need you to get me the map that has Quirky's house marked. "Okay." He said, not taking his eyes off of Ivy. ~Something's not right about her...~ Spike said in his mind, grabbing the map. He handed it to Twilight and walked off, mumbling. "Here's your home Quirky. I also marked the rest of the Ponies who are part of the Elements of Harmony. You just met two of them by the way." She said, smiling. "Wait.. You.. And Pinkie Pie... Are two of the Elements of Harmony!?" He asked, surprised. She giggles and blushes slightly, "Yes. I am." He bows and his hair moves, to reveal his horn. "You're a Unicorn?" She asked, puzzled as she hadn't seen it before. "Yes. Actually I'm a Pegacorn." He said, his wings ripping out of the black suit he was wearing. He put his goggles on and flew up into the air. He used his magic to make several hoops appear. He flew them with ease and looked down at Twilight who was watching with awe. As a result of him not looking where he was going he ran into Rainbow Dash. "HEY! Watch where you're-" She cut herself off, starting at him after they both landed on Twilight's Balcony. "H- Hi... I'm Rainbow Dash." The rainbow maned pony said to him, blushing. "I'm Quirky P. Hooves." He said, looking into her eyes. Twilight helped the two of them up and dusted them off. "Hi Rainbow Dash, what brings you here?" She asks, smiling. "Oh, Pinkie said that there was a new pony in town so I had to meet them. And maybe show off a little." She said chuckling a little. Quirky who had been walking back to his balloon the whole time saluted them and  shoved off, going to Sweet Apple Acres.

"Let's see... The Apple Family lives there.. She must be related to Apple Fritter back in Canterlot..." He said remembering the nice pony. He landed and got out of his balloon. "Let's see.." He said, using his magic to bring out cards from his pack. "Apple Jack.. Apple Bloom and Big Macintosh. Breaburn is staying for a while...." He said reading the cards Twilight gave him. He walked to the door, his goggles at his neck, his horn showing and his wings folded, and his strong haunches and forelegs where visible even through the black suit he had on. A cherry red maned filly answered the door. "Howdy there. Mah names Apple Bloom. And you are?" She asked nicely. "The name's Quirky P. Hooves. Twilight Sparkle told me that I could find some of the best apple related food makers here?" He said, sweet talking her. "Well then she wasn't lyin'. Welcome to Sweet Apple Acres. Let me go get Apple Jack and Big Macintosh." She said, walking away. A blonde pony and an orange haired Stallion walked to the door. "Howdy. Mah names Apple Jack. And this is Big Macintosh." She said, bucking her head to Big Mac. "Ayup." He said nodding. "What can Ah do for yah?" Apple Jack asked sweetly. "OH nothing really. I was told by Twilight that I could get some good catering here. You see I'm throwing a party at my house later to get to know the local ponies." He said smiling. "Well sure! We can help yah! I'll be there later with some food." She said. "Ayup. And I'll be there to help you get set up with the heavy stuff." Big Macintosh said, smiling.

//End of Chapter one. It took me a while to write this. Several hours to be exact c: But I hope y'all like it :D