Ch.103

“Oh~ Love. Thou could’ve told us how...incredible the sensation is.” Luna panted after we finished growing one of my trees in record time. With those magic potions being poured on my roots, Alberta shining on us, and ultraviolet lights too, we managed to grow a full tree in the island’s jungle within hours. Without time magic. “We can feel our...leaves rustling. How dost thou not get lost in the sensation whenever thou art within one of thine tree bodies?”

“Yes, it was wonderful Love. It always is.” I sighed, luxuriating in the delight that was being one of my trees. My roots taking in nutrition from the lush, absolutely nutritious volcanic soil. Even in this darkness, the lights below us were invigorating. The wind still blew, rustling our leaves. “But we don’t have time to enjoy this. First, we get Gleaming, then we head North to kick ass.”

“Right!” Luna stated as Alberta and Coldra walked up to our trunks and jumped up to our hips, clinging on with effort.

“Mind us tagging along?” Alberta asked as they poked at our ‘knothole’, making us shiver.

“W-We have already asked of thou to join us in our quest. Now cease playing with our cunt and climb up to our canopy, where our magic shalt transport thee to one of our sister trees.” We blinked, thoughts jumbling, and I quickly made us leave our body, shuddering as my individual thoughts cleared up. “Luna, that was close.”

“We barely noticed Love. Thine thought processes are already familiar to me from our nightly journeys into thine psyche.” Luna hugged ourselves and sighed contently. “We would not mind being bound to thee forever, but only if thou can split off to pleasure me as thou always has.”

“I...I think I would like it too, Luna.” I felt warm inside again. Oh, I love her.

“Are we paying witness to this realm’s Wiatr?” Coldra asked as they reached my tree’s bust shelf.

“Maybe we should breed them to see?” Alberta chuckled.

“We shalt not spread our legs to any save our beloveds!” We snarled vindictively in unison. “Now climb thee unsavory miscreants, or We shalt leave without thou!” Such nerve! Speaking of us in such a manner! Why We should-stop! Stop~! Luna stop! “Ouch! Sorry Love...”

“Let’s not tease them. Svartr was really insistent that the process of bringing Cynder into their fold was painful and dangerous to their souls.”Alberta insisted to Coldra as they climbed up my tree’s face into the canopy...I just realized the tree looks exactly like Luna, save the antler branches forming the canopy.

“You ready?” I asked, getting nods before warping us to the Everfree.

The only reason I could tell it was the right place was the streetlights in the castle town, the searchlights all over the city crisscrossing through the darkness to hit the underside of Cloudsdale and Skyloft, and the lights up their as well. If it could be lit, it was on. Nobody was outside, an oppressive sense of fear and hopelessness had quickly befallen everything.

“Oh Farore, Din, Nayru. Help us.” Luna prayed, stricken by how dire things had so suddenly become. “Navi, canst thou plead to Farore for aid?”

“She hasn’t contacted me. Not since you became a foal-filled moon.” I mewled, the Crest of Farore on our brow, under Luna’s horn, was oddly dull, and I couldn’t sense, or feel, or hear Farore anymore. “We’re on our own. We need to find Gleaming, head North, find Zelda, and with the combination of Courage and Wisdom, we’ll forge our way.”

“Okay.” Alberta said climbing down to our ‘knothole’ to jump to the balcony of our suite and Coldra followed along with us. Everyone was assembled, the suite lit and everyone huddling together and talking in hushed tones. Save Gleaming, who was standing tall, garbed in the Hero’s Garb and looking so dead serious at the moment it felt like she was trying to burn a hole through us with her glare alone.

“Did I, or did I not say, that I should have gone?” Gleaming snarled at us, and Luna flinched hard at the accusation. “I could’ve been there already, working on this issue. Instead, now we have to try to find our way through this unnatural darkness.”

“We’re sorry Gleaming. Mother-.”

“Zelda is a silly tomboy who can’t get it out of her head that it’s my job to…” Gleaming clenched her eyes, the light of the Triforce shining so brightly between her thighs that it actually somehow penetrated through her padded armor trousers. “She can’t just let me do it. She has to take responsibility. It’s always her fault and I shouldn’t keep fixing her mistakes. But she doesn’t understand it’s my fucking job!” Gleaming had tears in her eyes, sniffling.

“You remember…” I reached out to her, and she lunged into a powerful hug, burying her face in our bosom.

“I remember...I’m Link. I’m the Hero that keeps getting dragged into everything because I’m the damned Deus Ex Machina for all the problems in the world. I’m so tired. I just want to...” She pulled back and kissed us on the lips, not darting tongue in, but pressing insistently to us with tears running down her cheeks from her closed eyes. She pulled back, our lips smooching as she sniffled. “I’m so tired Navi...so, so tired…”

“Gleamy.” I ran my hands through her mane, pulling her back to my bosom and kissing her brow. “I know...I know more than most people can believe.” I then pushed her gently away and held her hands as I looked into her eyes. “But if not you, then who? I’m sorry Gleamy, but without you, Hyrule is doomed. We’re doomed. We can’t just run away to another realm. Wiatr can’t even force her way into the realm right now, and I doubt I can even summon Sam.”

“Couldn’t you try? We’re up against something I had no clue about.” Gleaming hiccuped, looking outside. “I’m willing to go out there. I’m scared, but Courage is the power to face fear, not lacking it. However, Courage is also tempered with the support of others.” Gleaming looked to our harems, hers and Luna’s. They looked to us in worry. Scared. But clearly willing to come forward for us. “No. None of you are coming with us.”

“But-!” They all protested, only to be silenced by both Gleaming, and Luna, raising our hands for them to stop.

“Thou shalt remain here. Where it is safe. We could not bear it if thou got hurt facing something beyond thee. The trials before were mere diversions compared to this.” Luna’s words caused all 15 lovers in attendance to wilt. Only Tia, Zelda, Charswirl, Eris, Harmonia, Gyorg, and Morpha were missing from the assembly. Holy FUCK! I just realized there’s 25 of us altogether! This is too much! No, wait! There’s still Malon and Carmine-ARGH~! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

“We’re helping though.” Alberta and Coldra told us.

“But you’re ancient heroes and champions. Unlike our lovers, you’re not only experienced, you’re basically upholding your duties.” I replied to them.

“And I will be doing so too.” Honed Lance told us as he entered, looking very much like a green male version of Gleaming. Wait...where has he been?! We completely forgot about him! I haven’t even seen him since gearing up to fly to Trottingham so long ago!

“Oh, Lance, I don’t think a standard soldier should come along on such a dangerous quest.” Gleaming respectfully told the Knight with a bow.

“You won’t keep me from this young one.” Honed Lance chuckled as he approached and his body slowly withered to bones under his green armor. Now with his ghostly appearance, the Mirror shield and the Four Sword somehow seemed more obvious. That and the marking of the Triforce I had noticed before on his armor with no signs of Alicorns. “A Hero’s Shade will thrive in this darkness.”

HE’S AN INCARNATION OF LINK!? NOT ONLY THAT BUT FROM THE OCARINA ERA! Wait! If that’s the case, how does he have the Four Sword?! It was supposed to be sealing Ganon, or Vaati or-my head hurts~! “My head~!” I wailed, clutching the sides of Luna’s head.

“GET THAT SWORD AWAY FROM ME!” Vaati screamed, scrambling from the shade and putting our herd of mates between him and her. So it was sealing her away...okay, one thing solved. Doesn’t solve how she was still free and then moved on to become a court wizard, then became a tyrant when the wielder of the Four Sword was still around.

“Why dost thou seek to accompany us?” Luna questioned, reining in my confusion by making our shared body relax.

“This is partly my fault for pulling out the Four Sword from its shrine and trying to rehabilitate Vaati to help his people.” The Shade sighed looking at our mate. “I had reverted his age, changed my appearance and raised him the best I could as a minish. Then Discord happened. The child I’d come to know as a son was the Royal Wizard for the minish when the minish were vanishing. I pleaded with him that altering the Minish to keep the species alive was a mistake.”

“I had no choice! Minish were disappearing by the day! I had to do something!” Vaati defended as she clutched Surgeon tightly from the corner of the room, where the bed acted as a bit of a barrier to the rest of the room since it literally took up half of the back wall of the suite up to said corner. “The cows and bulls were vanishing so quickly, that I assumed the only way to keep it from taking us all was to change ourselves in the hopes that whatever it was wouldn’t work on the changed.”

“And it did work Vaati, but only because I sought out Discord and severed the spell changing the Minish with the Four Sword. You turned the minish into a race of hermaphrodites overtaken by carnal desire and an appetite for conquest. I am not angry, just disappointed.” Honed Lance sighed forlornly. “You all know the rest. I’ve stayed back for most of this to let you all grow and because I couldn’t harm my daughter. Though I did train Shining to improve his weapon skills.”

“Okay, well, we need to get going. Let's get going.” I said as we all started moving towards the balcony, this weird family reunion can happen later.

“No, you don’t! Not without me!” I stopped and turned to see my mom tugging on the outfit of tight shorts, thigh-high leather boots, tight top, and bomber jacket she arrived in the realm with. Her magic hyper-tits shrinking down when her top was pulled down over them to a much more modest DD cup. “No way am I missing out on action like this!”

“Mom! You-.”

“Shut it, dork! I’m coming too!” Elanor snarled, snapping her pink leotard over her huge boobs. “If anyone should stay, it should be the pretty pregnant princess wearing you.”

“B-but We do not know if the navel pearl Wiatr’s Chaos spawn provided shalt keep us from returning to the skies above Hyrule.” Luna protested, rubbing said iridescent pearl in our shared navel.

“Lulu...it’s a risk we’ll have to take.” I hesitantly reached up to our face, bit our lip, and then pulled me off. I sighed in relief that Luna was still here, but she was still slime. “Thank goodness.”

“Love?” Luna gawked at me, and I blinked...only now realizing the voice I heard when speaking off of her just before wasn’t mine. “Thou’rt like me…”

“...Well shit. Whatever. Looking like a sexy fertility goddess isn’t a bad thing. Especially when I’m marrying her soon.” I fluttered my beautiful blue eyes at my fiance, who fluttered her matching blue eyes with a faint blush in return. “Okay, who’s gonna wear-?” I was interrupted by Elanor nabbing me and slapping me on her face between her eyes, me taking her place-. “Why am I so big?!” I was Elanor’s size! My wings are draconic! Why do I have her whip-like tail?!

“Well nerd, we sure look hot!” Sis purred as she gave us a look over in the nearby mirror. “Now let’s go! Mom isn’t the type to wait around when she’s in mercenary mode!”

“Damn right pups! Get your asses in gear!” Mom barked at us from the balcony, before jumping into the dark with an excited cackle.

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“This ship is very fast.” Alberta chuckled from her place next to Coldra on top of the Redfang’s right G-Diffuser engine. Mom offered one person to ride in the small cargo bay of the starfighter, but everyone declined, wanting to wing-ride.

Well, besides Koloktos.

“WHY ARE WE OUT HERE~?!” Koloktos wailed from Gleaming’s left breast. Following the tradition of the Masks following Gleamy on our quest, she had the Brass Waifu who still doesn’t have a name, give her to Gleaming. As for me, Elanor was fucking Ridley a Space Dragon. So keeping up with the Redfang was easy for us.

“Because if what Navi says about the air-defenses of this Crystal Empire are true, then we need to be ready to bail in case the Redfang joins the whole Equestrian/Griffon navy on a fiery meeting with the ground.” Gleaming’s response from her place on the left G-Diffuser engine next to Honed Lance got my mom to shake the Redfang in irritation.

“Don’t fucking underestimate me! I’m the leader of Star Wolf, you pup!” Mom snarled angrily over the loudspeaker. “No damn shiny magic bullshit is gonna shoot me down!”

“We know mom! Just be careful!” I called out as Elanor flapped our expansive physics-manipulating wings to keep up with the fast and deadly starfighter.

“Hey is that a flying skull?” Elanor called out as hundreds of glowing red and blue lights appeared in the pitch darkness. They flew incredibly fast and emitted rattling cackles.

“Watch out! Bubbles! But they’re so much bigger and faster than any I’ve ever seen!” I informed everyone, dodging as a Red Bubble tried to impact me like a comet, mom starting to take evasive maneuvers. “Mom! We’ll have to land! There’s too many!”

“Fuck that! You lot get off my ship! I’m gonna deal with them!” Mom howled and did a U-Turn, tossing her riders off so I had to catch them, an easy task at my 10-foot tall size with Elanor’s immense strength. “Time to pop some zits!” Mom cackled as the blue lasers of the Redfang flashed, vaporizing Bubbles rapidly, but more kept spawning as I glided us down to the pitch dark ground, hoping we wouldn’t be landing anywhere dangerous.

“Mom…” I mewled in worry as we landed in what felt like snow. The tundra wasn’t this thickly covered earlier though, at least it didn’t look like it. It’s summer!

“Don’t worry nerd. Mom’s a tough bitch. Always has been.” Elanor chuffed as she dropped our four companions. “Alright, off. I may like getting physical, but it’s dark and I don’t like action in the dark.”

“Okay. But how will we know which way to go? Wolf’s Redfang had a navigation system that was keeping us on course.” Gleaming asked as we looked around, the light given off by Alberta and Coldra was radiant, but only bright enough to reveal maybe several dozens of meters before being cut off.

“...I’m a fucking Space Dragon! Why does everyone keep fucking forgetting?! Fuck!” Elanor snarled and pointed in a direction. “North! Easy!”

“Uh, sis? You had a horrible sense of direction before.” I skeptically commented with worry. For all I knew, she was pointing South and thought it was North. I remember that one roadtrip...a couple hundred miles off course is a life lesson to never let someone navigate again. That and somehow we ended up sleeping in a thankfully unoccupied cave, Elenor got drunk and...did things I never mentioned to her.

“Bitch, don’t make me take you off and shove you up my cunt! I know which way is fucking North!” Elanor seethed and started walking. “Get the leg on losers! I may be a big badass bitch, but you’re too heavy to fly with!”

“Wow, she’s a bitch,” Alberta muttered, getting the tip of my sister’s tail snapped to her stomach for the comment.

“And remember it!” Elanor snipped, guiding us onward. It was so eerie. Everything was darkness. There was no light besides the champions behind us, yet Elanor walked purposefully, her clawed feet never misstepping in the shadow she cast. In fact, she was actually reducing our forward visibility by not being behind the light sources.

“I’m half tempted to fuck a lesson into you.” Alberta huffed.

“Feel free bitch, but as much as this darkness doesn’t bother me, I don’t feel like trying to migrate to another planet that any delays might force me to have to do.” Elanor used her tail to slap her thicc ass, which was eye-level with our followers. “If you don’t mind licking us out on the move though, feel free. I’m not wearing anything under this leotard.”

“Don’t,” Gleaming said before something poked Elanor and I’s pussy as she sped up in shock, but didn’t protest. “Oh come on, we need the light.” Gleaming complained as hands groped our ass and another pair of hands reached our muff, digging cold metal hands into our puffy snatch.

“Hey, she can keep walking, right?” Coldra teased as the two undead champions played with us while we walked.

“Fuck yeah I can! I’ll keep us on-oo-course, you make this not suck ass.” Elanor’s words were met with an annoyed groan from Gleaming, a reproachful huff from Koloktos, and Honed Lance sighing in resignation.

Author's Note

missed some edits, so made corrects