Hyrulequestria

Ch.105

I was seeing stars after one of the beasts got in a good punch to our jaw, sending us stumbling away and bumping into the buildings along the road. “Oh~ dat hurs…” Elanor moaned as she nursed our jaw with her left hand, steadying us against the building with the other.

These things were vicious, fought like rabid animals blended with some bar brawler. One was even managing to keep up with Gleamy’s six arms in a knock-down-drag-out fistfight.

“HA! Just like Brawl Night at the Cum Bar!” Alberta barked as she wrestled one to the ground, her armor blazing bright while Coldra struggled.

“Yeah, but you’re better in Hand to Hand. I prefer my Sorceries.” Coldra snarled before she sprayed blue-white light into the air, which then rained down from the sky, homing for the crystal beasts. The attack seemed to be ineffective, only irritating the beasts, but it drew their attention and they turned to Coldra as they shrugged off their respective combatants, only to suddenly play pincushion to the massive spear of blue-white light she launched at their centers of mass, which penetrated through the first one and dispersed after digging into the second one.

“Uh…” I blearily drawled, watching the one with the gaping hole in its chest simply stagger, and roar, the one behind it even less impacted. “Those definitely aren’t alive.”

“Hm, seems so,” Coldra muttered before her weapon turned dark. “Well, wonder how they love this.”

“No don’t-!” I tried to interrupt her, but she cast the blob of Dark at the more damaged one, only for it to absorb the attack, grow in size, heal its damage, and roar even louder.

“She’s testing things. We had set up a Bonfire not far from here. I have a massive piece of the First Flame in me.” Alberta sighed. “Everyone who is Undead here will revive there if they die. They’ll have to jog back though.”

“Stop fucking around!” Carmine roared from where she was carrying her unconscious daughter towards the cheering and music-playing citizens.

“But not everyone here is Undead!” I snarled in disgust for the blatant disregard for the lives of others. These things are dangerous and they’re just going to test stuff?! “Gleamy! Take out Titania already! You have both it and Fi with you right?!”

“Ah, right, forgot about them.” Gleaming sheepishly replied, then Gleaming took the weapons out and started slashing and stabbing at the beasts. The magic Evil Dispelling weapons causing the dark crystals their bodies were made of to shatter like glass or even turn to dust on impact.

“Ugh, really? You should’ve just done that right away.” Carmine huffed, having left her daughter Zoey with the citizens and sages.

“How about Moonlight?” Coldra snarled before pulling out a massive sword that looked as big as her twice over. It shone with blue-white Moonlight as she held it to her shoulder. She then heaved it forward, chopping through the air and sending a blade of magic light flying at the nearest beast. The sacred power of the weapon gouged into the creature’s back, and it snarled, turning to face her, only to get a second chop running down its head and into its chest, a magic blade burst through it, bisecting it the rest of the way. “Just crumble under the weight of the legacy of the Everlasting Dragons huh?”

“What is up with these guys?” Carmine asked. “You’re supposed to be saving people but you’re so reckless!”

“Hey-”

“No! You listen here, not all of us are immortal! My daughter was just turned into a monster machine, those things endangered the citizens, and we have a responsibility as their current protectors to fucking protect them! Not toy around! This isn’t one of your neighponese comic books!” Carmine chastised the two champions indignantly, even going so far as to poke a finger into Coldra’s cleavage.

“Neighpon media isn’t very mainstream-.”

“SHUT IT!”

Shortly after that, Gleaming had finished off the other crystal beast with much less flair, having simply stabbed it through the head with the Master Sword, the creature turning to dust in seconds afterward. “Okay. That’s about all of them I’m guessing?” Gleaming asked hopefully as the Dark closed back in overhead, but the parade of monsters had assembled plenty of torches and other lights to keep things well illuminated.

“Seems so.” I mused as I staggered over to the albino caribou cow being tended to by Tara and Fluttershy with Honed Lance standing guard over them. Huh, I wondered where he went. Zoey was the spitting image of Vaati, so this would explain why she and Carmine were close. She had black and purple veins all over her body, looking like a horrible supernatural illness was afflicting her. “Are you awake?” She didn’t respond, and I checked her vitals. She was barely alive, but there. “Guess we know what rewards come to those who serve evil.”

“Oh, baby girl.” Carmine whimpered in worry, holding Zoey’s hand. “I knew you were in deep, joining forces with Evil. But I had hoped…”

“It would explain why we saw no more caribou on the way in after that battle out there.” Grimly intoned Coldra as the monsters continued to cheer, continued to celebrate in defiance to evil. It was clearly working, as the Crystal Heart was pulsing brightly atop the palace tower.

“So there's more?” Zimena commented, looking about in anger.

“They hurt my girl, I’m going to rip them in half.” Carmine snarled.

“Wouldn’t be surprising, but if not, then I’m willing to bet this was an act of desperation.” Honed Lance evaluated as we continued towards the front gates of the palace. No more monsters accosted us as we reached the gates. Of course though… “Locked.” Honed Lance snorted, eyeing the Big Lock on the door with disgust. “Didn’t even have the decency to make it a Small Lock, no, had to go for the Big Lock on your front door.”

“So does that mean the big boss is just inside?” Gleaming asked eagerly. “Navi, can you figure out where we can find the Big Key-?” Gleaming was interrupted by the loud clicking of the lock and it falling. We turned our attention to Coldra, who was holding up a seemingly normal key.

“Master Key. Don’t go anywhere without one on an adventure.” Coldra calmly replied, stuffing the impossibly powerful tiny key back into her cleavage before Alberta helped her pull open the doors.

“That’s far too convenient.” I sighed before Elanor huffed and strutted into the. palace, quickly leading the way through the dimly lit beautiful palace.

“You wondering how mom is doing?” Elanor asked me, since, y’know, family matters and all. Also, Ellie was clearly trying to be at least a little less bitchy.

“Yeah. Those Bubbles were way bigger and more powerful than they had any right to be. Even if she’s using a science-fiction starfighter to fight them, all it takes is one Blue Bubble to invert her whole sense of proprioception and send her careening nose-first into the earth.” I mewled, then paused as the throne room was revealed to us. However, instead of a king on the throne, there sat an infuriatingly familiar white horse stallion in office casual white button-up, black tie, and black slacks.

“Right.” Eleanor snarled. “Better beat these guys before that happens, yeah?”

“Speaking in regards to your mother I assume?” Kevin, the assistant of Evil asked as he worked on the paperwork on the table set in front of the throne, which was an ostentatious and disgustingly monolithic thing of shiny black hematite. “Her ship is far too advanced for even the Mega Bubbles to deal with. They are a near-endless resource however, given enough space and darkness for them to spawn, so we have no worries of her arriving anytime soon.”

“Who are you?” Gleaming asked in confusion, and I groaned.

“Gleamy~! This is that Assistant guy I told you about! The one who put all those Like-Likes in Death Mountain?” I reminded my Lover, who made an ‘Oh’ expression and then leered balefully at the stallion, who was completely unbothered by it. “Anyway, we’re here to deal with your boss and save the world.”

“Yes, yes. Quite. You see however, he is no longer my boss.” Kevin calmly informed us as he straightened out a packet of papers, stapled them, then took a pen from his breast pocket, clicked it open and handed them over to our side of the table. “Sign here, initial here, and mark here.”

“What?” Alberta blinked as Coldra approached the table and examined the packet, the sorceress flipping through it rapidly as she read it over.

“Hm...it’s a rather detailed submission of surrender and agreement to questioning, as well as a notice of resignation to a Father Grogar. There’s plenty of legalese even I can barely understand, but it’s pretty straightforward. Though why, specifically, should we not ask about the date of March 23 at approximately 7:13 PM?” Coldra asked in bewilderment.

“If I was going to answer, I would not have made those conditions of my surrender.” Kevin calmly replied.

“Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding me! He’s a pencil-pushing nerd! Just grab him and-!” Elanor tried to lay a hand on Kevin, and suddenly we were flung so hard across the throne room by an invisible force that we splattered against one of the columns supporting the ceiling.

By the time I reassembled us, blinking in dizziness, they’d signed the packet, and sent Kevin to march all the way back to Canterlot on hoof. Which, I don’t understand how that was kosher and believable, but okay.

“Okay, what the fuck?” Alberta groaned from her hole in the wall.

“Just be glad I realized he was literally untouchable and agreed to his terms.” Coldra huffed, a quiver in her voice. “We might even try to hire him if the forces that be in this realm allow it.”

“What? Why is he so powerful? You know what forget it. I want to get this Grogar and Sombra asshole now.” Alberta growled.

“Hold on, we’re required to wait 15 minutes before trying to leave the throne room. It’s to ensure nobody tries to follow him. He’s contractually required to walk straight to Canterlot through the dark, alone. If any of us try to follow him, he’s free to roam.” Coldra warned us. “He's a master of Contract Magic. He contracted with this very room that he be Untouchable, Unable to Lie, and Unable to Violate the Spirit of an agreement.”

“Right.” Gleaming huffed before yelping as a crystal shot from the floor up her left pant leg and began thrusting away between her legs. “AH~! Get it out!” Gleaming/Koloktos wailed, only for crystal tentacles to assault all of our privates. Those without pussies got cocksleeve tentacles instead. “I-Is this part of his-EEP!”

“Y-yes! Figured it’d be a good s-surprise!” Coldra admitted cheekily, and we all groaned as the forceful pleasure kept us in place or falling to our butts, unable to follow Kevin the Assistant.

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“That guy. We’re hiring him.” Coldra said with a satisfied smirk as we traveled down into the dungeon of the palace. All the other wings further in were sealed off by magic. Likely by Kevin since they were inviolable on top of being unopenable.

“I’m sure the Bureau of Bureaucracy would appreciate him,” Alberta grumbled.

“Bureau of Bureaucracy? Isn’t that redundant?” I asked in bewilderment. It’s literally in the name. You could’ve just called it The Bureau.

“It handles all Bureaucracy for our whole government. No bullshit small offices having so much power over a single thing. Instead, they’re all in one big system, regulated, watched like hawks, and kept as simple as possible without bullshit as they can be.” Coldra informed us as she and Alberta led us down into the dungeons. The civilians and Sages were safe in the throne room above.

“Okay?” I commented as Gleaming eyed everything and rubbed her thighs. “You Okay Gleaming.”

“No, but I know we’re close.” Gleaming huffed. “I feel it. Also, someone is waiting to put their weiner in me.”

“Wait really?” Elanore asked In bewilderment at the tidbit. “Sorry but, my former brother was a total sissy so her liking cock was a given-.”

“Hey!”

“-But you strike me as a really kinda macho person even if you’ve got a killer rack and hips and thighs to die for. Why so eager to get the shaft?” Elanor questioned as we continued down the unnaturally long spiral staircase. What is with this place and stairs? Not even Castle Everfree has this many stairs!

“I’m not entirely sure. I was very insecure about the concept before everything started. I was firmly in the masculine camp, not finding male anatomy at all attractive. Then I wore my Mask lovers, and my views progressively changed. I got pregnant, had eggs, got fucked in a cunt for the first time, lactated more than any normal female ever could, it just went on and on. Then I became a hermaphrodite, and now an optional herm while baseline female. I don’t regret it, I love it in fact and-EEP!” Gleamy’s self-interruption was instigated clearly by the massive cock I just felt thrust into my snatch, and we all squealed.

Well, the ladies did, the males all just jumped from our outbursts. “What is it?” One of the males asked as I felt the cock start to thrust, eagerly throbbing.

“By Hylia!” Praised Carmine as a cock thrust into her like the rest of us with a vagina.

“W-we’re getting fucked~!” One of the female griffin Undead managed to say through pants and rocks of the hips. The cock was so huge and thrusting so deeply that Elanor and I couldn’t resist rocking our hips like the others. “Oh Lily yes! So huge!”

“F-fuck~!” Zimera spasmed and fell, rolling down the stairs and we were fighting not to follow her. Which was ruined by the stairs suddenly shifting into a ramp, and we all cried out as we all began sliding down the sharply curving slide.

Then invisible cocks entered our asses too. This time the males all wailed with us, clearly unhappy with this turn of events despite their dicks going rock-hard from the prostate stimulation. I orgasmed shortly after this, Elanor and I’s shared cunt convulsing on the invisible hardness mercilessly pounding us. Then our mouths opened and we felt huge horsedicks being shoved down our throats, muffling our cries and thrusting into our gullets.

I faded out, spasming, the slide seeming to go on forever as the remote fucking literally fucked the fight out of us. By the time we landed at the bottom, all of us sprawling into each other in a fucked-out dogpile, we were too tired to get up and the remote penises finally stopped tormenting us. If any of us weren’t Undead or otherwise especially gifted, that could’ve easily killed most mortals with how huge the remote dicks were, not to mention the sheer volume of cum they put in us, distending our bellies.

“Eugh...can we go again?” Alberta croaked, rubbing her throat.

“I don’t think that’s a good idea, Alba.” Coldra rasped, licking her lips. “Wow, that tasted good though.”

“Of course.” Came the voice of someone I rather particularly despise on a personal level. “Of course the Infinity Stairs trap was messed with thanks to Sombra being corrupted. Of course, you’re not trapped in a nightmare of your own making. Of course you all got to have a pleasant time getting mated remotely by a horny hermaphrodite!”

“You!” I croaked, pushing myself tiredly up onto my knees, glaring at Shikoro, the bishounen level of hot and handsome purple bokoblin shaman sneering at us from his alchemy lab, stirring away at a black cauldron. He’d upgraded his clothes from a mere shaman to a set of black robes suiting a warlock. “You’re gonna pay for-!”

“Silence.” Shikoro huffed and pulled on a rope hanging from the ceiling, and suddenly a trapdoor underneath us opened up, dropping us with a scream into the darkness.

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“Owie~! Good thing this pile of corpses was here to soften the fall.” The sarcasm Coldra projected in regards to the pile of bones and other rotting flesh we landed on was so scathing it might have a bit of acid in it. “Damn it. These guys are rude!”

“That asshole in particular. He’s stuffed me into a bottle, made me vomit fairy dust, and tormented me twice before during our quest.” I huffed as I stayed a gelatinous mass for everyone to climb off of. I’d turned Elanor and I into as big of an amorphous blob as I could before impact to soften the landing. The bones still jabbed everyone though, and we’d splattered all over the place both from impact and being landed on by over a dozen people.

“I’m not one for torture, but I’ll make an exception for that jackass.” Gleaming huffed as she got up, hitting her head on the ceiling. “Ow, hold on Koloktos, gotta take you off.” Gleaming pulled off her living automaton mask lover, shrinking five feet in height, and now had six arms, each a different species. “Oh great, I was hoping that’d take longer.”

“Sorry, dear.” Koloktos apologized as she was placed on Gleaming’s left breast.

“So she’s a slime fairy dragon pony lion shark chimera with six arms, tits with an infinite volume of milk, and so many other things going for her she’s basically a goddess. Sis, can I bang your fiance?” Elanor asked with a lick of our lips as I reshaped our body.

“Welp, maybe later.” I sighed as many of the girls in our group rubbed cum-filled bellies. Those remote dicks did a good job of filling the normal-sized people, and Zimena is nearly immobile since she’s so tiny.

“Are we going to have to worry about having that gal’s kids.” Zimena huffed as she rubbed her floor-touching belly. “I’m okay with that normally, but this isn’t a good time!”

“You’re Undead now. Unless you’ve been blessed by Wiatr or another fertility goddess, you’re barren.” Coldra replied as she rubbed her own belly with a groan. “That said, Alberta and I have to worry. As champions under Wiatr, we’re more than fertile, and have served as breeders before even.”

“Already getting a belly.” Alberta sighed as she started marching into the illuminated dark cavern the trapdoor had dropped us into. “Let's find a way out.” Our light sources determinedly guided us onward, their bellies oddly reshaping their armor, and their gaits getting turned into a waddle as they got bigger. Soon, they were rounding out into balls and had to be rolled, their armor impressively sizing up and changing to stay on. “Can’t believe this. How damn virile is that bitch?” Alberta grumbled, the wolfess much more upset about the situation than Coldra.

“Maybe it’s because we were exposed to the fertility magics while helping Navi grow her tree?” Coldra supposed, the other lupine Undead grunting as her body pulsed. “Hope someone has experience as a midwife, they’re coming fast!”

“I do.” I sighed in resignation from my position behind Coldra. I and Gleamy had been the ones put on ‘baby ball’ rolling duty since we were the biggest and strongest in the group and could also see over them in the dark wet cave.

“Spotted a door!” Someone called out up ahead. “It’s way too small for the wolves though, not even the slimes could squeeze through!”

“What? Ugh, looks like we’re doing this here. I’m not gonna beat around the bush. The moment you two enter labor I’m gonna practically be pulling those babies out of you.” I huffed as we stopped rolling the two wolf wombs as close to the door as we could manage. They were nearly 6 feet across at their widest, their breasts the size of yoga balls. The magic armor they’re wearing is epic, like a second skin on the two orbs of life.

“Yeah, this is not a species we wanted to breed.” Coldra gasped before her Armor opened around her engorged vagina. “Oh~ here they come!” Coldra wailed, and I dove my arms into them both, causing the women to squeal in shock and ecstasy as I extended my slime into them, grabbing the children and pulling them into their unusually compliant vaginas. “AH~! This feels better than usual~!”

“Shit~! I’m gonna ask if slimes back home can do this~!” Alberta wailed, and I sighed as I took the newborns into my body, using my slime to clean them, sever their cords, and start feeding them my milk to nipples in their mouths and air to their now-clear nostrils as my belly swelled with the newborns.

It felt great. Don’t get me wrong. But this isn’t the time for this! I’m gonna have to shunt these little tykes into storage with a link firmly established to me like I always do for my excess biomass. Aw, they’re so cute though~! Little Uniwolves! I’m almost regretting absorbing the cum immediately. Wait… “Gleamy, did you make sure to absorb the cum?”

“Wait, I can do that?!” Gleaming asked ecstatically, and then her pooched tummy squelched, becoming skinny again. “Sweet!”

“Great.” I sighed before I had the two wolf mothers empty and cooing at my 12-foot across belly. The two warriors showing an incredible soft-spot for their spawn. “I’m going to need to store them to be s-.” I began before gasping as a familiar metal hand wiggled out from my boobs and Ivara climbed out and looked around in excitement. “How?! We left you all the way at the Diamond Cathedral!”

“Oh, she seems to have dropped a spawn disk in your storage.” Coldra chuckled. “And She was updated to the newest model it seems.”

“Wonderful. I’ll give these-hey~!” I whined, getting my hands hijacked by Elanor as they ran over my, oh, right, our expansive sides and everyone else in the room had to get hands-on, rubbing over our pink leotard-covered belly. The sexy bodysuit stretched so tight it was transparent, revealing the legions of adorable babies in our slime womb. Considering they’re newborns, it was less to keep them alive and more to keep them safe, fed, etc.

Ivara was not idle as she slipped onto us like a grey goo, covering us entirely while still allowing the babies to be seen by going transparent. I gasped as the living armor started warming my belly like a nest.“Oh~...can we stay like this?” Elanor asked oddly, panting as she curled us to our gigantic room-filling belly. “This is amazing…”

“No~! Stahp~!” I whined as everyone marveled at us. “We have work to do!”

“She’s right everyone. Let her put the tykes in an embryo sac so we can move on. We’ll come back for them later.” Alberta huffed in clear disappointment.

Everyone bemoaned having to move on from cute babies before I instead pulled them into my storage, everyone yelping in shock as the babies vanished towards my spine and were safely deposited into my storage, the air and milk tubes I was supporting though were visible running from my breasts and mouth until Elanor’s pink leotard turned opaque again. Ivara giggled and rubbed our flat belly before morphing over us and looking like a more neutral version of the knight armors Coldra and Alberta were wearing.

“There. Safe and sound in my personal dimensional pocket with the rest of my excess slime. I’m not just gonna leave them laying around, defenseless.” I informed the disturbed people surrounding us, clearly having thought I ate the babies.

“Ah, good.” Alberta nodded and kissed our hip since we’re still almost twice as tall as most everyone here. “Now onwards! I want this done so I can make you worshiped in the bedroom!”

“W-what?!”