Hyrulequestria

“*YAWN~* Mm~, tis another beautiful morning. Oh, how Luna missed out on this when she was strictly nocturnal.” We stretched for the sky as had become our morning routine, and relaxed as best We could before Cudri would again come along and interrupt our lazy morning.

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“Cudri?” We asked, opening our eyes. Our petite attendant wasn’t flying in front of us like she usually was. “Where is she?” We looked around, shaking our branches as we looked for her. “This is unusual, disturbingly so.”

We left Tama-no-ki and flew down to the Royal Suite, a distressingly empty place these days, aside from when one or two of the Mask Girls wanted to be up here instead of downstairs. This was one of those mornings. “Helma! Good morning.” We called as Helma walked out of the bathroom, a towel around her shoulders, and barely covering the top of her massive yoga-ball boobs. Only Mother O’Donnell had her beat for sheer bust size.

“Morning Lunahisa. Where’s your shadow?” Helma asked as she looked around.

“We were hoping thou could illuminate us on her whereabouts, but it seems We must seek her out more intently.” We darted up to the bird woman, smooching her beak and then flying off downstairs, stopping by Gleaming’s Suite. “Good morning ladies. Has anyone seen Cudri?”

The only ones in attendance were Jalha, Tirek, and Gohma, who was a bloated belly, and boobs perched on the bed, her belly already 15 feet tall and nearing the ceiling with it elevated off the floor by the bed. She’ll need to be moved soon at this rate.

“Morning Lunahisa. Afraid I can’t see much around all this fat!” Gohma giggled as she called around her swollen masses, rubbing her sides.

“It’s not fat Gohma. It’s flesh. But no, she’s not here.” Jalha shook her head, and Tirek shrugged in her answer.

“Where is that mare?” We muttered, flew up to each of the ladies, and smooched them before continuing on our search. We flew from room to room of the offices, the throne room, the kitchen, before finally getting to her room. “Cudri art thou here?” We asked before opening her door and looking around. “Not here either...where could she be?” We sighed, floating along and looking more.

Nobody had seen her. Nobody knew where she went. Until we found Kevin.

“Oh, yes. She’s been called back to Kakariko Village. I am in the midst of taking over her duties. However, there is so much that I’m afraid I have nothing I can organize for you today. Just take the day off if you want, I’ll make sure all those self-important pissants who know nothing about what they’re petitioning you for are dealt with.” Kevin then cleared his throat. “Properly. Not in any nefarious way.”

“This shalt not stand! Cudri is our attendant, and We will get to the bottom of this!” We declared angrily. She may be Sheikah, but the Sheikah answer to us! We want our cute little shadow back. “To the tree!”

“Please remember that technically it’s closer to Kakariko from here than from the Lost Woods.” Kevin helpfully reminded us, and We wilted.

“Hm, Hell Jump?” We suggested to ourselves. “T’would be risky, considering We haven’t been to our celestial body since Navi’s risky gambit. Oh well, We’d rather not risk a long-range teleport to someplace We’re faintly familiar with. Do not scare too many petitioners Kevin, We remember how few there were the one day that Cudri left thou with that duty.”

“Perish the thought, Princess.” Kevin smiled amicably, but the mischievous part of him, the part that enjoyed toying with people gave him a glint in his eye regardless.

“Don’t push us.” We huffed, not wanting to admit that over the months he’s been here, that Kevin had grown on us. He wasn’t just a capable bureaucrat, he was capable at nearly anything he put himself to. A ‘Mary Sue’ as Navi puts it. But We still remembered he served evil, so We weren’t about to let him off the hook entirely.

“You seem to be pushing yourself enough Your Highness.” Kevin playfully countered, and We puffed out our cheeks in a pout before teleporting to the moon.

This was second-nature to us, since Luna is literally the moon, and it is us. Thankfully We didn’t turn back into it the moment We touched down, and We sighed in relief. Thank gosh Luna can breathe in a vacuum. Then again We’re Slime, We don’t need to breathe aside to speak.

Looking down on Hyrule, We smiled at the beautiful sight. After a few moments, We focused in on the peninsula that had the Smokey Mountains and jumped off our moon. We flew with unnatural speed, slipping through the atmosphere with magic shielding us from the intense heat. After reentry, We slowed down as We pierced the clouds caused by the natural excessive humidity from the volcanic hot springs all over the mountains.

The Guardians had the decency not to try and target us as We plummeted through the fog and mist and right into the central plaza of Kakariko Village, startling several Sheikah who quickly adopted combat stances, only to pause and gawk at us...We’re still naked, aren’t We?

“Blasted-We keep forgetting! Ugh!” We have no issues with public nudity apparently. Luna does, but the other Three had no such issues, so We didn’t either. Still though, We’re a Princess. A Princess does not parade herself in the nude before her subjects. WIth a grumble, We grew a green kimono to cover us like the one Navi had on Jurai. “Apologies! Please point us in Elder Impa’s direction.”

“Yes, this way, ma’am.” A villager told us with a bow before he guided us to Impa’s stately home. “Are you here about Lady Cudri?” Lady Cudri? What’s happened?

“Yes. She is our Little Shadow and We want her back in our employ.” We declared firmly, and the stallion’s ears wilted.

“You’d best speak with Elder Impa.” He deflected, opening the door for us and leading us into Impa’s home. He guided us through and then opened the door to what wasn’t a public part of the house, and he knelt on one knee with a fist on the floor, the other his heart, and eyes downcast. “Elder. The Princess of Hope is here.” W-what?! Th-that’s such a lofty title!

“Impa?” We huffed as We entered the small room, somewhat embarrassed by such a pretentious title bestowed upon us. “Where is Cudri? We want her back.”

The old mare looked even older than when Navi met her. The tiny mare was kneeling in the seiza position atop a pile of plush, large white cushions in a vaguely shrine-like room with a Japanese Ofuda hanging from the front of her hat. It wasn’t until Navi’s memories struck that We felt sadness at realizing what was going on. “Do not weep for me, Princess. I was old. It was inevitable.”

“We’re sorry, We can’t help it Elder Impa.” We told her with a bow. “Navi has such powerful and endearing memories of thee, even if most of them are of other incarnations.”

“Then do not fret, for while I am physically gone from this world, I am anchored here to provide guidance and instruction. But unfortunately, we cannot return Cudri to you.” Impa replied with a sad tone to her echoing voice.

“But why?” We asked sadly.

“It was revealed to me in a vision, shortly before I passed, that we must prepare for the worst. Navi. You know. What Majora has done before.” At Impa’s words, We felt our heart fall into our stomach, our eyes widened, our silver membrane turned white. “Yes. We must prepare in case Gleaming is not able to prevent the worst possible scenario.”

“Majora is going to use us to destroy Hyrule…” We felt faint. We suddenly found ourselves being helped to our rear by the stallion, having become unstable on our paws. “No...no…”

“I am sorry. If I had seen it sooner, I would have warned you.” Impa told us, and We curled into ourselves, pressing our face into our knees, and We wept.

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We returned home, devoid of purpose, or any form of happiness. We told Kevin to assume Regency for an untold period of time and then crawled into our tree to escape the world. We were tempted to go to our moon, but the-the fact that it, that us, are the ultimate weapon to threaten Hyrule made it too painful to go there.

At least Impa gave us some measure of hope.

“A Wolf from Beyond, a Thestral from the Mountains, a Caribou from the Ocean, and a Unicorn from the Plains. They, in Hyrule’s most dire hour, shall heed the Call, and catch you as you fall.”

The Call was clearly the Oath to Order. Sam was the Wolf from Beyond, and Cudri is in the process of becoming the Thestral from the Mountains. But who is the Caribou from the Ocean, and who is the Unicorn from the Plains?

“Sister?” No. Not now. They can’t be back now of all times!

“Baby I’m pregnant!” We heard mom say-she’s pregnant?! We’re going to have another sibling?!

“Mom! Don’t just shout that!” Elanor huffed in embarrassment.

“You’re the father!” Mom declared, and We snapped our eyes open to see Mom’s fancy dropship floating in the air with the side doors open. “Knew that’d wake you!”

“Art thou home? Or just visiting?” It has been three months since the Crystal Empire was recaptured, and the first train line should’ve hopefully been connected, but still, why now? When We’re having a panic attack of all times?

“Home.” Mom chuckled, jumping on our snout with her feather fall belt. “Want to meet the baby?” She purred, showing off her rounded belly. It was modest and normal, the size of a single-baby pregnancy at the end of its first trimester. Which was unusual, considering canines don’t have single pregnancies. Not commonly.

“Mom.” We quietly pleaded with our eyes, and Mom suddenly became resolute, patted us on the snout, and jumped back up to her ship, hushed the others, and took them away. Thank you, mom. We need some time alone.

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It was the next day, at least they gave us this much time alone before one of them came. “Sister. Will thou tell us what troubles thee?” Celestia asked us, and We gawked at her as she blushed. “Ahem. Sorry. The old way of speaking is still common in the Empire. What’s wrong Luna?”

“Lunahisa when We art one Sister.” We insisted and sighed. “No. We won’t say. We refuse to divulge this information. Tis private, and distressing to us. T’would be a terrible thing to air out.” We insisted with a dead-serious expression. We will arrange things ourselves, now that Sister is back and can take up Equestria’s throne as Mother begins moving her work to the CFK.

“Truest?” She asked before flying down, landing on our wooden sheath and nuzzling our lower abdomen.

“Sister, please.” We pleaded, and she flew back up to our face to kiss between our eyes.

“If thou-hm, if you don’t want to talk about it, I’ll drop it. But please. I don’t want to risk the Nightmare again.” Celestia begged of us, and We felt a soul-deep pain of guilt.

“Tis nothing like that.” We Lied. It was quite similar to that, involving the end of Hyrule.

“Can you come out? I want to sleep with you.” Celestia asked hopefully and visibly looking and smelling needy.

“We do not know if that is…” Wait, that is right. We haven’t been building up our slime reserves since Sam milked us dry and We’ve only been using the Nourishing Flask to feed the foals. We might be able to sleep in bed. “We shall try, but if We become a puddle in the bed, do not get upset with us.”

“I won’t mind.” Sister purred, kissing us as We emerged at her size, floating with her in the air, pressing our bosoms together, and about to even start grinding our wet cunnies before We stopped our hungry sister. “Please Lulu~! I need you~!”

“D-do not expect us to grow a phallus. We art in no mood for proper fornication!” We warned her before racing her to the suite, eager to drown our worries in sex.

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“Is there a reason you’re chugging down that flask?” Elanor asked us the next morning. Sister had gone down to assume her proper place on the throne and We were quite glad to abdicate all authority for now. She may even be a bit upset with us for giving Kevin so much power. Even if it was for such a short time.

“It feeds the moon foals.” We said, Eris pushing that phrasing. What We weren’t saying was that last night, Sister gave us an idea when she mentioned that Nicole, Vaati, and Surgeon would be able to return home soon. We were chugging far more than needed, converting it to new slime for our rather cold-hearted plan someone We care for. Anyway, Elenor was in our bed, naked and lightly enticing us to act on her nudity. “Elenor.”

“Aw come on~. I’m not asking much.” Elly sighed as she got up, approaching us to nuzzle our cheek, rubbing our groin and getting us to shiver. “I just wanna have fun with the only person who ever fucked me with more than a one-night-stand in mind. Even if she’s a dweeb who keeps letting little shit get in the way.”

“Sister, We art not in the mood.” We huffed angrily. “Besides We...have a lover to make amends with our suddenly available time.” Carmine returned with Mom and the others, Zoey having recovered enough to be transferred to the local Everfree Hospital.

“So you didn’t forget me?” Elanor asked quietly, looking surprisingly fragile.

“Sister, We cannot forget thee. When Navi came here, indeed, thou were one of the last things on her mind. Now? That thou hast returned to her life, and been such a delicious pain? We cannot comprehend a world without thee.” We hovered up to kiss her, and she whimpered with tears in her eyes. “But relationships are more than sex Ellie. Please don’t make it all about it.”

“Sorry.” Elanor rubbed her eyes and went over to the dresser to get her leotard. “So who is this old lover you’ve gotta make things up for?”

“Thou knows her from our quest to the Empire. She is Carmine, the caribou Undead that Navi gushed in concern over.” From correspondence, We know the new local Undead were blessed by Wiatr to avoid spreading the Undead Curse, and also so that they weren’t barren or firing blanks. It’s about time We gave her the attention she deserves...even if for the wrong reasons.

“Oh, yeah, I definitely know her. Mind if I come with?” Elanor asked, and We winced. “Right, right. Not cool. I’ll just go find Mom or the others. I’ll take a break out of tormenting our new step-mom and reminding her that she isn’t the head of the family.”

“Wait, step-mom?” Mom O’Donnell hooked up with a herm?

“Yeah, Carmine. They went to a bar after Carmine was really down about Zoey. One thing led to another, turned out she had a dick she had the ability to hide or summon or whatever those fetish cultists in the isles do. Mom jumped her so hard she got knocked up on the first go. They’ve been so lovey-dovey it’s sickening.” Elanor huffed then snapped the shoulder straps of her leotard after having squeezed herself into it.

“Wait, mom’s with Carmine? As in, the Carmine we were going to go find?” We blinked.

“Yeah. Oh, and that Zelda is awful too. Bleh, they haven’t fucked, but they talk about you and get gushy.” Elenor huffed.

“A-ah. Yes.” Right. Sister Elanor has such little patience for the more innocent things in life. Such a surprise, considering she took to being temporarily pregnant so well. “Anyway, We’d best be off.” To use a poor cow’s heart.

“Oh, if you see Zelda please tell her, if she’s in a relationship with mom, or thinking about it, to just do it. Stringing mom along is just wrong.” Elenor yelled after us. “I’ve dropped hints, and mom is kinda mushy about Zelda, but…”

“We’ll do so!” We called back, escaping the awkward subject by flying down the stairs and to the city guard barracks, where Carmine had already cleaned out her bunk and was getting ready for the ‘vacation’ that We arranged for her. “Carmine~!” We cooed as We flew in, going straight for the tall amazonian cow, who blinked and beamed at us as We approached.

“Hello, Princess.” We heard from Paddy as she walked by with a mop. “Hello, Carmine.”

“Aw, lighten up Paddy. Soon enough you’ll be released and you can go back to the missus.” Carmine leaned down to pat Paddy on the shoulder, the average-height woman sighing and nodding before she continued on with her duties. “Alright Cutie, where to? You’re obviously the one who pulled me off the active roster, considering what Navi said up north.”

“Ah. We need thine help to protect Hyrule. Hold on.” Our horn shone blue like our eyes, and in a flash, we were now on the island where Wiatr was worshiped, having used our tree here as a beacon to make it easier. The reason why We teleported instead of using the warp point in the boughs through Tama-no-ki is because the fewer people who know about Carmine disappearing, the better. It’s going to be hard enough telling everyone she’s on vacation.

“I get a tropical vacation back here? Wouldn’t mind visiting my cave.” Carmine said with shining eyes, before sobering up at the sight of Wiatr’s knights ready to receive her. “C-Cutie?”

“Treat her well. She has been through much.” We said to the blank-faced pair of knights who were here to escort Carmine to Wiatr’s world for her transformation.

“We’ll give her the best care a broodmother could ask for.” One of them, a male judging by the voice, said with a nod.

“B-broodmother?” Carmine asked with a bright blush and a bit of excitement before she looked back at us and glared. “Wait, you’re supposed to be the one making me a broodmother!”

“She didn’t tell you? We need to knock you up and breed you rapidly pronto if you’re gonna be big enough.” Said the other, the voice female.

“B-big enough?” Carmine asked curiously as she was grabbed by the hands and led towards a boat to the Temple. “W-wait! Wait! I only want to do this if it’s Navi!” Carmine wailed and resisted, the knights ceasing to force her along. “Babe, what’s going on? What do you mean by ‘Big Enough’?”

“Argh...Carmy. We...the two of thee, could thou give us some privacy?” We pleaded of the knights, who shrugged and respectfully walked a bit down the beach, Carmine placing her hands on her hips and sternly awaiting our answer. “Carmine. Majora, the monster who is at the root of all things happening. He...he is going to…”

“What is it, babe?” Carmine approached, cupping our tiny body in her hands, her anger lessening. “What’s got you so stressed out?”

“W-We art to be Majora’s weapon to destroy Hyrule.” We whimpered in admission, pointing up at the sky. Carmine screwed her face up in confusion, then gasped, her face paling as she looked to the sky, which was bright blue from the day, but she still understood. “Yes. We need an insurance policy. We need to ensure there are four Giants to catch us when, not if, We fall.”

“Caribou get bigger with every pregnancy...the bigger and more intense the pregnancy, the bigger the cow gets. I’ll…” Carmine blushed hotly and began panting as her eyes glazed over, looking at us hungrily. “Oh fuck yes! I’ll do it! But only if the first batch is with you!”

“Th-thou forgives us for our deception?” We asked hopefully, Carmine’s breasts surging in arousal to the point they burst open the buttons of her blouse, her already basketball-sized tits now the size of small beach-balls.

“Yes! Now let's call those two back over!” Carmine clutched us to her swollen bosom as she jogged to the knights, our heart swelling with joy and excitement.