Hyrulequestria

Ch.122

“I’ve gotta say, this is new. Dive left, slash up, spin and parry.” Ganondorf coached Gleaming through the motions, since fighting something Majora’s current size was a daunting task, one made manageable by the experienced warrior’s insight.

“Any advice with firearms?” Gleaming asked while carrying through the actions Ganondorf had detailed.

“Woman, I have never touched a real ranged weapon in my whole existence, you’re on your own there.” Ganondorf replied as Gleaming used her six magic helix swords, turbo-charged manifestations generated from Fi and Titania, to constantly pepper the giant manic monster with magic blade attacks.

“Well excuse~ me Princess! But you’re a woman now too!” Gleaming mentally huffed, finding the way she pointed out her gender to be offensive.

“That’s what you take out of that? Ugh...why did society have to get so messed up?” The now-female former king grumbled. “Look, just don’t-.” They got swatted out of the sky, tumbling ass over teakettle before they could right themselves. “Get distracted.” They gave the odd sharp-looking ship they stopped in front of a brief look, then flew back up at Majora.

“Well, let’s kick his ass.” Gleaming growled as she swung at the malicious entity, sending crescents of magic blades at him with each swing.

“Mistress, I believe Majora has eaten both Ghirahim and Demise’s curse, which is why you’ve merged with Ganon upon the Triforce of Power seeing you as the clear heir to Power,” Fi told us, the three swords in her left hands all pulsing as she spoke.

“That fucking glutton ended up doing half our job for us! Let’s stab him in the grundle!” Excitedly declared the three swords in Gleaming’s right hands with a chirpy ‘ditzy’ voice, clearly the newly manifested persona of Titania.

“So he could have ended the Cycle like I demanded at any time. Figures.” Ganondorf spoke through Gleaming’s lips as she danced around the whip trying to snap them out of the air, then she blinked in surprise. “Um, Kid?”

“Don’t call me kid!” Gleaming replied heatedly, flying at Majora’s head to attack the demonic entity’s ugly face, twirling around the clearly magic whips that snaked at them like striking vipers. With a primal scream, Gleaming brandished all six swords and stabbed them into where Majora’s right eye would’ve been had he been a normal anthropomorphic being.

“Gah! My eye! Oh, wait! I don’t have it there!” Majora declared playfully as he tried to grab the Hero, only for Ganondorf to yank the swords out and dodge in time to see Majora slap himself in the face. “Geez! Hold still!”

“Why do villains feel the need to say that?” Gleaming asked in exasperated curiosity. “It’s not like either of us is just going to stop moving and get pummeled for it.”

“I’m not that pathetic, so I wouldn’t know,” Ganondorf replied as she guided them through dodging, manually this time instead of coaching Gleaming. While she was moving to consider how to hurt the giant monstrosity, she noticed a lone figure standing atop a mountain.

“Yoo~Hoo~” Robin Hood cheered from her place on the peak of the mountain, holding a ludicrously oversized bow with massive spears laying around her paws. “Keep him off of me while I provide support!” She called out to them before she drew the gigantic bow’s thick drawstring back, and let loose the spear nocked in it, the spearhead turning red on its flight towards Majora.

“OW! Hey, I thought I called all the masks back!” Majora yelped, that arrow had gone for a particularly sensitive place. Or at least it should be, considering it was the anus for normal humanoid creatures.

“I stole myself back. I’m the queen of thieves Majora. I can steal anything~.” Robin Hood snickered deviously as she prepared another spear. “Even a visiting Displacer as a host! This is stupid fun, Robin! I know right?! Shoot him the grundle next! I’ll definitely try!”

“Thanks for the assist!” Gleaming cheered as she flew at Majora again.

“You have made many valuable allies.” Ganondorf chuckled inwardly as Majora snarled at them.

“Wasn’t all me, Navi did most of the work in the beginning. I may be the one saving the world, but I couldn’t have gotten here without her.” Gleaming proudly stated to her new friend, even if they’d been at each other’s throats since they could remember, it was nice to finally bury the hatchet. Hopefully. Especially since it seems they share a body and mind now.

“On our left!” Yelled Ganondorf as Majora tried to do a sneak attack by worming the tips of his whips behind them magically, which they dodged. The newly fused duo snarled and swung their swords in a whirlwind of blades, forcing the magic whips away. “Are you quite done Majora? If I’d known you were so boring and craven, I wouldn’t have agreed to a deal!” “I regret that with every fiber of my existence.”

“We all make mistakes girl, and you’ve already paid for it, so we’re cool.” Gleaming responded while Majora began summoning giant spiked spinning tops which flew through the air at incredible speeds. “Uh, I’m not exactly a pro at flying, to be honest.”

“You and me both. I’ve never had a flying form before, most of what I’ve done is by this body’s instinct.” Ganondorf admitted as they struck and deflected the tops while dodging Majora’s ludicrously long-ranged and fast attacks. “Something that size has no right to move this quickly!” Ganondorf mentally complained while trying not to let them get turned into a splatter of white slime over the landscape.

They managed this for a time, but Majora continued to harass them, only being interrupted by Robin launching a spear into a rather sensitive location on his body. However, with Gleaming and Ganondorf so occupied and Robin not in possession of any special Evil-repelling weapons or magic, Majora was practically unbothered aside from irritation interrupting his destruction of Lunahisa’s beautiful and unfinished realm in petty vengeance.

Relief came in the form of a radiant streak of golden light that pierced the wrathful monster with ease, causing him to scream in a mind-hurting shriek. “LINK~!” Came the urgent call of Princess Zelda, who was standing atop the spiky metal ship that Gleaming and Ganondorf had seen a while ago. “COME TO ME! HURRY!”

“Oh no you don’t!” Majora snarled, lashing at Zelda, who did a twirl, her antlers shimmering blue, and a sapphire-blue sphere appeared around her and the ship, blocking Majora’s attack with ease.

“ROBIN~! CATCH!” Zelda shouted down to the heroic thief-maiden, firing a Light Arrow at her, which impacted her great bow, causing her next spear to glow golden.

“Aw yeah~!” Robin crowed, launching a Light Spear at Majora, who screamed in pain when the holy attack struck him, stunning him as he clutched the blessed weapon embedded in his right thigh.

Taking the opportunity, Gleaming/Ganondorf flew to the bearer of Wisdom, entering the shield like it was a veil of water. “Zelda, what is it?”

“Link.” Zelda sounded incredibly happy, yet sad. “I wish there was more time, a more intimate setting for this. But…” Zelda approached the flying amazonian multi-armed warrior and placed her right hand against their rock hard and muscular abdomen, which the almost skin-tight white tunic did nothing to hide. Her hand shone with the Triforce of Wisdom.

“W-what-?” Either Gleaming or Ganondorf, whichever of them were trying to speak, were interrupted by their Triforces leaving their thighs, Zelda’s floating to join it in the air as the ultimate wish-granting power of the whole of Hyrule was gathered for the first time in millennia. “Wait, we can wish Majora away! Banish him forever!”

“No. I have a more final measure.” Zelda declared, placing her left hand upon the Triforce, refusing to move her right hand from the other woman’s stomach. “Heed me Triforce, Tis I, Hylia! I beseech thee! Bring the Goddesses fully to this realm, in a way that will not destroy it!”

…

*Ba-bump.*

There was a pulse that resonated within the two women, both gasping.

*Ba-Bump.*

“Z-Zelda?” Gleaming asked breathlessly, her already immense power surging.

*Ba-Bump!*

“Link. I love you.” Zelda breathlessly uttered as her own white fur began turning gold like Gleaming’s slime.

*BA-BUMP!*

“Y-you two. I’m sorry. In case this is the end of us. I want you to know that I never truly wished for this destruction. Just for the Cycle of Hatred to finally end.” Ganondorf said as their shining bodies became blindingly bright.

*BA-BUMP!*

The two women suddenly slammed into each other, golden light overtaking them. The ship they were on quickly flew away, while Majora shielded the eyes on his ‘chest’ from the light.

When it died down, there floated a Goddess. The purest of gold her tone, her body one of perfection though if slime. She elegantly posed her six arms and opened her trio of eyes, the white-gold light of them even brighter than her shining body. “Majora. You have threatened this world, and all worlds connected. For your sins, oblivion is your fate.”

“This cannot be! You can’t be here! Even those tiny manifestations are all that should be able to come here from the Sacred Realm!” Majora wailed in despairing disbelief.

“Necessity has brought me back! Now, begone!” The Goddess clapped all six of her hands together, and Majora screeched in terror. He vanished, instantly and without hope of resistance.

Such is the power of the Goddess of the realm.

At least, for a brief moment.

The Golden Goddess quickly flagged, her light dimming, her trio of eyes closing as she fell from the sky.

Right into a massive pair of iridescent tits clad in a black corset. “Well now. Good work. If We had tried to get rid of him the traditional way, this place wouldn’t have survived the onslaught.” Aventurine praised the much smaller goddess in her cleavage, who blearily looked up at the slime-alicorn in bemusement.

“Thank you, but that took a lot out of me.” The Goddess sighed. “Oof...is this how it is, for Lunahisa?” The faintly glowing woman clutched her head, her three eyes clenched shut.

“Being an amalgam of souls and minds in one body does take some getting used to.” Aventurine nodded to the golden goddess, who huffed and rubbed her antlers curiously. She looked as Gleaming Shield did, save those antlers. A piece of each of her Masked lovers was in her as well as those two who fused with her.

“Crap, sorry We missed the party.” Wiatr huffed from atop Aventurine’s left breast, having just teleported in. “Finding someone to hitch a ride to the market with took forever, and by the time We made it, suddenly Majora’s shop just imploded and sprayed masks all over the place.”

“Sister, We’ve told thee to obtain a membership to the Omnidimensional Bazaar as soon as thou had achieved a certain power level.” Aventurine chided her younger sibling in disapproval, the golden goddess looking between them in bemusement.

“We had. Fucking Majora blacklisted us for his section once he saw We had interest in this world.” Wiatr huffed and approached the new goddess. “Hey, there sexy! Welcome to the club! Even if you’re not a Fertility goddess, it’s good to have another fusion-formed goddess around.”

“Sorry, I don’t follow?” The goddess responded as she hovered out of the soft cleavage. “I’m getting a bit more stable. I remember being three people before, but I’m now one. If I focus, maybe I can split up?” The 10-foot tall muscular goddess examined herself curiously, poking the white tunic she was still wearing despite everything.

“Don’t try it so soon. Take a break.” Aventurine insisted as the spiky ship from earlier approached to reveal everyone aboard and cheering at them. “Speaking of which, from what they’ve been saying, weren’t thou in the middle of a wedding when this happened?”

“Yes, and I was about to hit Majora with an infraction of contract,” Kevin said as he approached with ease, no damage or worry to the Saddle Abrian Horse. How had he gotten here? How was he walking on air?

“Are you a Void Dweller?” Wiatr asked him with a flat look.

“Perhaps, perhaps not. I’ve been around so long I gave up wondering. Either way, with this, this universe is finally stable, a new realm has been born, and the Goddess has been restored.” Kevin nodded to the golden entity, who had one pair of arms with hands on her hips, another crossing under her bust, the last crossing over her bust, and looking distinctly disapproving.

“Kevin. You wrote a contract regarding the fate of the universe without telling anyone?” The Goddess rhetorically asked with her tone matching her expression and pose. Even so, her light was dimming further, her golden color becoming simply the tone of her shiny slime membrane, her left eye blue, the right eye green, and a third eye on her brow under her kirin antler was red.

“It is what I do. I’ve done it long before this realm was here and may still continue after.” He said with a bow before a hole in existence opened in the sky next to him. “Now that this dimension is finally out of the beta stage, don’t be so eager to break the servers, hm?”

“NO~!” Came the forlorn wail of Lunahisa, who everyone looked at to see her looking about in terror. “Tis a simulation?! Is life just a lie?!”

“Oh. No, figure of speech. This is a physical, solid realm. Not a series of numbers or lines of code. Don’t have an existential crisis. You’ve done that enough throughout this tale.” Kevin stated to Lunahisa, before walking through the door and vanishing.

…

“So, wedding! We’ve gotta get things sorted!” Volvagia declared eagerly.

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Everything was such a mess.

Thanks to Majora copy-pasting so much of Lunarule, the now-demoted Great Fairies Farore, Din, and Nayru said that Lunarule would take longer to complete. Especially with their Aspects given to Golden Guardian, the fused form of Gleaming, Zelda, and Ganondorf. That said, the three individually had their corresponding Goddess’ aspects. Anyhow, they become Golden Guardian at will when one of them puts on the Golden Guardian mask, which is what the Fierce Deity mask became.

Also, Ganondorf is so hot, easily a shorter Stalrova without the bone bits. However, even if she’s now part of Gleaming and Zelda, she’s done so much wrong that it’ll take ages to forgive her, even if she is taking community service and regrets all the things the Curse forced her to do.

Ahem.

Anyway, the wedding had to be postponed, our celestial body had to be put back into the heavens, and the four Giantesses, having served their original purpose here, all had to leave for the safety of the lands.

Sam just went back home, demanding We visit for a romp again soon. To her perspective, anyhow.

Carmine reluctantly went back to the Black Isles, too big to rejoin society and in need of shrinking if that was ever going to happen. Which it was. Apparently shrinking charms are common in Wiatr’s world due to how many giants there are. At least Carmine will come back home reasonably soon.

The same was for Cudri, but she had a Contract to uphold with Aventurine, so went with the Fertility goddess for her duty as a species-saving breeder. Hopefully, our Little Shadow will be back to take her place as our attendant soon to our own perspective at least.

Then there was Tempest Storm, who was a total awkward tsundere We wanted to hug and insist she was a wonderful person. However, like the others, she was too big to integrate into society at the moment and returned to the Thunder Plains where there was plenty of room for her at the moment. We, of course, requested Carmine acquire shrinking charms for both the poor thestral and unicorn too.

That said, We were quite unhappy at this fallout.

“Aw, Lulu, it’s not the end of the world.” Celestia cooed as she rubbed our shoulders while We pouted on our throne, at average size, and wearing our usual black court gown.

“No. Tis merely the delay of our wondrous union.” We huffed in disgruntled frustration. The botched wedding was last week’s Sunday, today was Friday, and it was only now that people could believe that We weren’t going to be brought down upon their heads and end everything.

“Still, this is so sexy.” Nicole chuckled through her mother’s lips, the fused minish looking out the window, up at our glorious true body. We were growing swiftly, with the fairies, Hermais, Eris, Dongoruas, and our new Great Fairies Farore, Din, and Nayru all working exclusively on our body and the world growing within, our beautiful form was now visible in the sky at midday.

Our heaving breasts were even visible. The two giant mountains on our otherwise perfect sphere were a sight the whole world could enjoy, which made us obscenely proud, and aroused when thinking about it. Cursed exhibitionism.

“Oh, what should we do once we are able to get there?” Koloktos asked of everyone, who had gathered in the throne room after it seemed that things had finally calmed down over the week.

“I vote for a vacation! An actual, honest-to-Golden Guardian vacation.” Gohma declared, using the new term to replace one of the Golden Goddesses having taken root quickly, something Gleaming, Zelda, and Ganondorf were embarrassed about, since invoking them had real impact to it. They could each be invoked separately like their predecessors, but as it stood, Golden Guardian was the savior/protector of the realm.

“I agree!” Helma said, rubbing her talons together and smirking lecherously. “It’s about time we just had fun, relaxed, and maybe even just did stuff because we want to. Not because we need to.”

“I’m just hungry.” Hannah chuckled, rubbing a large bulge in her pants. Please tell us she and Chichi are not fused outside the bedroom.

“Before we go, crazy everyone. The chapter is about to end.” Pinkie Pie suddenly said, and We groaned at her blatant disregard for the fabric of space-time. “I mean, all you’ve got left are the obligatory sexy epilogue and setting up a whole world for use in stories and whatnot.” At least Tingle had it well in hand by now.